"What is the scarcest thing?"
Huandu Luo glanced at Xu Gu, his words obviously mixed with distrust, as if he was listening to your deception.
Although she has a barren chest, she is really not a child.
To be able to sit in the position of the leader of the Five Poison Sect, she may not be too wise, but she is definitely not stupid.
Of course I knew that Xu Gu was preparing to start deception with this attitude.
"What's your expression?" Xu Gu noticed Huan Duluo's expression and couldn't help showing displeasure, saying: "Don't trust me? If you don't trust me, you can leave!"
"... "Huan Duluo looked blank.
Isn’t this such a rush?
Suddenly, she looked at her chest again, and then at Xu Gu, with a look of grievance on her face, and she wanted to cry.
Why are they all women? The other witches have stayed in Xu Gu Cave Mansion for so long, and when they came out, they all had expressions of satisfaction on their faces.
But she was about to be kicked out directly.
She obviously just walked in!
Who can bear to be treated with such cold eyes!
Just because you are young?
This is so unfair!
For a moment, she felt weak, pitiful and helpless.
It makes people feel pity and want to care.
"Don't do this to me." Xu Gu rolled his eyes. How could he not see that the other party was acting? He said rudely: "When you enter my cave, just listen to me. .
“Otherwise, just leave. ”
If, under normal circumstances, you were faced with such a top-notch rich girl, you would definitely have to fight hard.
But now, where does he still have energy?
The intimate and sexy big sisters can’t get along.
How could you waste your energy on this adult loli with small breasts?
Even if you really like lolita, find a real lolita with overbearing numerical values and who is still very young.
It’s not like I don’t have this condition!
"Didn't I just ask what is the scarcest thing?" Seeing that Xu Gu didn't follow his own example and was still cold, or even colder, Huan Duluo suddenly became anxious and said quickly:
"How could I not believe you! The one I trust most is you, Xu Lang!"
"You are perfunctory with me." Xu Gu was unforgiving and continued.
If you want to train this tsundere and small-breasted lolita well, your posture must not be soft, otherwise it will be easy for the other party to push her nose and face.
Develop a mentality of contempt, contempt, or even contempt for him.
It must be domineering enough!
"Xu Lang, this is all a misunderstanding! Perfunctory? How is this possible!" Huan Duluo's face changed drastically, and he was very solemn. Looking at Xu Gu's fawning face, he couldn't help but want to take his hand. He took Xu Gu's arm and rubbed it with his face. He smiled and said:
"Just now I was mainly angry with Wen Wanjia and Yun Mantian, and I was just a little distracted.
"I will definitely not do it next time in front of Xu Lang, you Just forgive me this once.
"The big deal, I...let you punish me once, that kind of...that kind of punishment, if it is Xu Lang, it is not the kind of punishment that is impossible..."
As he said this, Huan Duluo's pretty face turned red, her cheeks were hot, she was as shy as an ostrich, and she crawled into Xu Gu's arms.
The corner of Xu Gu’s mouth twitched.
What punishment? That's a bonus!
"Ahem." Xu Gu saw that something was wrong with the atmosphere. If it continued, he might not be able to control himself anymore. He returned to the topic and said, "What do you mean by the scarcity?"
said As he stood, his eyes fell on Huandu Luo's chest, which was not very rippled, and gave him a hint.
"What is the rarest?" Huan Duluo thought for a moment, then lowered his head suddenly and said excitedly: "Is it the shape? This model of mine has a very special shape?"
Xu Gu raised his eyebrows and was speechless. , I don’t know what this short-breasted lolita has in her mind, but exchanging a few words with her really made him have the illusion that he is a dead feudal!
"That's not true." Xu Gu spread his hands and said frankly.
“Where is it?” Huan was puzzled.
Xu Gu sighed, he had made it so obvious, don’t you understand?
He could only say: "Have you not noticed that there are many big ones around you but very few small ones?"
Of course he didn't want to say this.
Too frivolous and gangster.
Doesn't this prove that he often looks at other people's chests?
Isn’t this a breakdown of his character?
Moreover, he always felt that discussing these contents with a loli seemed extremely perverted.
"Hey! Don't say it! Don't say it!"
However, Huan Duluo did not think of that, but suddenly his eyes lit up, as if he had discovered a new continent. With a face full of excitement, he said: "That's right! If you didn't tell me, I really wouldn't have noticed.
"There are really very few small ones around me! They are both huge and super billowy. For someone as young as me, there is none. "
"Then you are really pitiful. "Xu Gu couldn't help but murmured in his heart.
"Ah? What's your expression?" Huan Duluo blinked and looked at Xu Gu suspiciously, feeling that he was speaking ill of her in his heart.
"Then you are really scarce!" Xu Gu quickly gave a thumbs up and encouraged.
Huanduluo wants to grow bigger, what can he do?
After all, she has already reached the integration stage and her Tao body has been completed. She cannot easily change her body by any magical means. The price is too high.
Can't he perform an operation on Huanduluo?
And since it can't solve the problem, let her think it's not a problem!
Thinking of this, Xu Gu looked at Huan Duluo again and nodded slightly. Obviously this method was more reliable.
“Why do I always feel like you are scolding me?” Huan Duluo’s face became even more suspicious, feeling that this was not a good thing to say.
"How could it be?" Xu Gu said quickly: "As the saying goes, rare things are valuable. You don't object to this, right?"
"No objection." Huan Duluo was doubtful. head.
"Then you are scarce, don't you object to that?" Xu Gu asked again.
“No objection.” Huan Duluo nodded again.
Xu Gu quickly said: "Then it's over! Things are rare and valuable, and you have the attribute of scarcity. Then of course you are the best and the best."
"The truth That's the truth, but I always feel that something is wrong. "
Huan Duluo was a little confused and felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't tell what was wrong for a while.
Seeing that Huan Duluo was about to take the bait, Xu Gu was about to open his mouth and add more.
Huan Duluo frowned, fell into thinking, and said with some confusion: "But according to you, I should be very popular, and Yun Mantian and others are the ones who should be left out in the cold. Then why is reality On the contrary?
“Obviously I was the one who was left out.
“The great witches such as Ming Yuexin and Yun Mantian are the most popular ones.”
“No, no, no.” Xu Gu waved his hand and said, “These are all your illusions.
"What do you mean by being popular? What do you mean by being left out? Could it be that the disciples from various factions show disgust when they see you, but are very happy and excited when they see Ming Yuexin, Yun Mantian and others?"
"They dare!" Huandu said. Seeing this, Xu Gu struck while the iron was hot and continued: "Then your fellow monks will treat you differently when they see you. They will be indifferent to you, but they will be happy and excited towards Yun Mantian and others."
"Why? Maybe." Huan Duluo shook his head.
Xu Gu was not surprised by this.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have said that.
Huan Duluo, although she is a small-breasted lolita, she is really good-looking. Although her figure is not plump, she is also really slim, and her temperament is also top-notch. She can be regarded as a stunning beauty.
Definitely still very popular.
It’s just that he is weaker than Ming Yuexin, Yun Mantian and others.
However, Huan Duluo’s noble status is kept there. In the late stage of fusion, he is only one step away from the peak of fusion. He is also the leader of the Five Poison Sect, an established super power, with a very high status.
The friends around her also have this status.
Junior monks rarely see them on weekdays. Even if they do, who dares to take another look at them?
Let alone leave a review.
As for the male cultivators who are of the same generation as Huan Duluo, they all have a prominent reputation and status, so it is even less possible for them to constantly look at the figures of Huan Duluo, Yun Mantian and others and make comments.
This is too out of character.
Therefore, Xu Gu could conclude that Huan Duluo had no idea what others thought of her small breasts.
“So, this doesn’t mean that your previous idea was your own illusion and it was seriously wrong!”
Xu Gu nodded slightly and said to Huan Duluo: “ After all, you don’t know what the outside world really thinks of you. How do you know that you are not popular?
“And how can you be sure that the reason why the outside world judges you is because of your body shape? ? And not for other reasons? For example, your Five Poison Sect, because you deal with poisons, is it normal to have a bad reputation?
"And Yun Mantian is the leader of the Daughter Kingdom. There are women everywhere in the Daughter Kingdom. It is normal for male cultivators to like the Daughter Kingdom. Does it make it more normal to welcome the leader of the Daughter Kingdom?"
"This is the truth." After thinking carefully, Huan Duluo was already doubtful.
Although, I still feel that something is not quite right, but the logic is correct!
"Of course." Xu Gu nodded, cheered, and encouraged: "Poverty breasts are a scarce resource!"
"Is that so?" Huan Duluo couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, his face Showing a hint of pride and cunning, he said: "It turns out that they are the ones who should be despised!"
"Yes." Xu Gu agreed.
"No!"
However, Huan Duluo suddenly narrowed his eyes, stared at Xu Gu, and said: "You almost got in!
"I have a special status and a high status. How dare those people in the examples take stock of my figure? Not to mention reviews!
“If you want to give an example, just give an appropriate one! At least explain why in the novels, the heroines are generally described as having plump bodies and huge breasts! This Doesn’t it mean that everyone likes it better if you write it this way?”
Xu Gu sighed.
To be honest, discussing this topic here is really perverted. He really didn't want to continue the discussion.
There is nothing we can do, Huan Duluo just won’t cooperate!
However, he patiently explained: "The reason is very simple! Didn't I tell you a long time ago that small breasts have the attribute of scarcity! Who are those people who write novels?
"A down-and-out scholar, a depressed person with little ability.
"Small breasts are so scarce. With their identity and status, are they qualified to see them? No qualifications!
"As the saying goes, people can never imagine things they have not seen, so the novels are all big, not small. This does not mean that big ones are very common and are everywhere. And small ones What is scarce is what is truly valuable."
"Yes...is it?" Huan Duluo's expression changed again and again, he fell into deep thought, and finally nodded, "Yes! Like this!”
The smile on Huan Duluo’s face couldn’t help but become more obvious.
However, the smile did not last long before she felt something was wrong again and shook her head quickly.
“No! Still wrong!”
Regarding this, Xu Gu was still not surprised. It is difficult to change a person's perception. Not to mention, changing the perception of a combined overhaul.
How could it be so easy to be fooled!
"What's wrong?" Xu Gu asked patiently.
Huan Duluo stared at Xu Gu with a strange expression on his face and said, "Since you said that small breasts are scarce, you also said that scarcity is the most valuable thing."
"Then you shouldn't Do you like me very much?
"But you obviously dislike it. Is it possible that you don't even agree with your point of view?"
"Uh..." Xu Gu was speechless, and Huan Duluo was really asked.
You are worthy of being a super powerful talker!
He almost failed to fool her.
Not only that, but they also dug a hole for him!
What's this? It's obviously a conspiracy!
If he likes it, then it’s not up to him. Huan Duluo must climb up the pole and take advantage of him. Maybe he will turn off the lights without saying a word.
But if he says he doesn't like it, doesn't that mean that everything he said before is all false?
If you don’t even recognize your own point of view, how can others recognize it?
"Tell me. Why are you so kind to Wen Wanjia, Red Loulan, Yun Mantian, and Huan Wife? Why are you so mean to me? Don't say it's because of other reasons."
Huan Duluo's eyes lit up, and he understood the key point, and asked Xu Gu: "Other conditions, I am no worse than them."
"Even if you really say it is because of other reasons, why are you unwilling to look at it?" One look at me? Your instinct has betrayed you! "
"Uh..." Xu Gu smiled and said, "There are really other reasons. ”
Huan Duluo rolled her eyes and didn’t believe it at all. As for everything she had told her before, she no longer took it seriously.
I am just here to blackmail you.
You don't like me? Then I will stalk you, eat and drink from you, and just follow you around to harass you! Anyway, I am a pervert and shameless.
Xu Gu Zhengse said: "This other reason is not the other reason you think. The main reason is that you are not good at dressing up and are not very attractive to me."
"Outfit?" Huan Duluo He raised his eyebrows in surprise, never expecting that Xu Gu could be involved in his outfit.
"You dress like an adult, which obviously doesn't fit your style." Xu Gu said.
"What do you mean by dressing up like an adult? I am an adult!" Huandu subconsciously raised his chest and raised his head, almost breaking his defense, but became anxious on the spot and corrected him.
"That's wrong." Xu Gu quickly changed his words: "What I mean is that your outfit does not bring out your strengths at all. Small breasts are a scarce resource, and you should show it."
This is also To be honest, what is the most taboo thing about dressing?
Of course it’s nothing, but it still insists on being highlighted.
Huandu is destined to be a small-breasted lolita, but she wants to go the sexy and mature route. Is this appropriate?
You should go for the loli style, or the white and thin style, and give full play to your own strengths!
"What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"
However, after Xu Gu told her these concepts, Huan Duluo looked stunned and said that she had never heard of those words.
What is loli, what is white and skinny, what is kawaii, what is pure?
What are all these things!
Xu Gu smiled and said: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand. I can recommend some clothes to you. You can try them on."
As he spoke, Xu Gu took out the Lolita, JK outfits, maid outfits, and a series of other loli-style or white and slim-style outfits that he had prepared a long time ago. (End of this chapter)