Chapter 270: Mom, what the hell did you write two pages of?
It’s late at night.
Mu Xiushan was splashed with ink.
Scattered bits of light are like the whitening of the pen of heaven and earth.
The faint smoke of fireworks is hidden in it, making this a blessed place.
Brother and sister Qin Moju and Huo Xiu stood on the edge of the cliff, overlooking the scene of friendship below.
What the three of them were thinking about was not such trivial matters.
"Cooperation is cooperation, and there are high and low statuses," Qin Moju lamented, "You can't lose your dignity, but you can give in to your future interests."
The two people behind him nodded.
Huo Xiu said with a smile: "What your Majesty said is that a small loss is actually a blessing."
"How is the layout in Luowufang City?" Qin Moran asked.
Qin Moju smiled slightly: "Guixu Sect and Mu Xiuzong don't care about sharing some soup."
Huo Xiu nodded subconsciously, and suddenly was stunned: "They... don't know Wu What about the realm spirit boat? "
It doesn't matter whether Qiu Feng is good or not, it is impossible to send out a fifth realm spirit boat at will, and the same is true for the Beast Sect.
Qin Moju smiled and said nothing when he heard this.
Huo Xiu vaguely noticed something and didn't dare to think too much.
Qin Moran frowned: "The Five Realm Spirit Boat... wasn't given by a passing master?"
Qin Moju and Huo Xiu nodded upon hearing this.
"Brother, are you hiding something from me?" Qin Moran was suspicious.
Seeing that his sister had given up the separation between monarch and minister, Qin Moju said seriously: "It is indeed a gift from a passing master."
Qin Moran rolled his eyes: "I know a little bit more about the world of immortality."
The implication is, don't hide it from me, I can also provide you with advice.
The two men nodded in unison, but the topic suddenly changed.
"Elder Hua, what's going on?"
"Back to Your Majesty, it is said that the exercises cause rejuvenation."
"Returning to youth?" Qin Moju asked doubtfully, "Isn't she still the same person?"
Qin Moran heard the true meaning of the words and explained: "Although the age has not changed, the Tao physical condition has returned to its peak. From the perspective of the world of immortality, it is indeed rejuvenation."< br>
The second man nodded again, but in his mind he was thinking about this old wife going to Jinzhou to meet her parents-in-law...
As a result, after thinking about it, the idea suddenly changed -
"Liu Gaosheng can ask for help" It would be great to have a daughter-in-law!”
The two of them looked at each other and saw that they had the same thoughts. While they were thankful, they also felt resentful.
“Let’s review, did we have any involvement in this matter?”
“Your Majesty, I can guarantee that it was not the case at all!”
“Well... but Have any influence?”
“Absolutely impossible!”
"The two of them developed freely until everything came naturally?"
"I can't guarantee that the two of them are innocent, but your Majesty and the veteran are absolutely innocent!"
"That's good, but Empty words... ..."
"Xiao Shen is quite good at writing scripts, why not write the love story between Liu Gaosheng and the Immortal Cultivator and spread it in Jinzhou? "
Huo Xiu has really learned badly...
Qin Moju said silently: "Try to... make it up better."
This is His Majesty's greatest goodwill.
Huo Xiu nodded silently.
Qin Moju is happy to see the pairing of Liu Gaosheng and Elder Mu Xiu Zonghua.
It’s not just Liu Gaosheng who has a loose temper and needs someone to control him.
Its important significance is that whether it is Qin Wu or Mu Xiuzong, they will have an additional anchor point for the other party.
“This trip is really a bit too smooth...”
With the help of Guixu Sect, Bu Xian Sect established a foothold in Mo Tian.
Qin Wu took a big step on the road to the world of immortality.
"What we need to worry about now is the Beast Sect and the Four Sects." Qin Moju looked at his sister, "Moran, how do you think the Beast Sect will fight back?"
Qin Moran said without thinking: "I can't think of it."
The two men were stunned.
“It’s so unpredictable that there’s no way to predict it,” Qin Moran lamented. “It cost tens of millions of spirit stones to send a formless spirit pony in disguise. What’s the purpose? I still can’t figure it out.”
< br>Huo Xiu frowned and stroked his beard: "It's really weird, you have to be more careful."
"It won't turn into a armed conflict," Qin Moju said gently, "I don't like violence either."
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Your Majesty, please listen to what you have to say!
Huo Xiu said with a smile: "Your Majesty is benevolent and considerate of all living things. Qin Wu has your Majesty at the helm. It is really... these are the words from the bottom of my heart."
Qin Moju withdrew his warning. Looking at the sight, he hummed: "I will bring the senior officials of Jie Tianhui back tomorrow, and the guard commander will come, and also bring the second batch of selection teams."
The second batch of selection teams, numbering 800 .
The talent may not be as good as that of the great perverts of the Law Department. Compared with the world of immortality, he can still compete with the ordinary disciples of the five sects.
Moreover, the cultivation level of the second batch of body refiners was one level higher than Liu Gaosheng and the others.
"Your Majesty's intention is to take the employment path?"
Qin Moju nodded and said: "I think the effect is good. The group of sect geniuses were hit hard, and each of them secretly worked hard and shouted Come and take a walk, it will be more efficient "High."
"Speaking of this," Qin Moran couldn't help but sigh, "In just three months, the improvement of the prodigy's combat power is really exaggerated."
The second man heard this. The words office gymnastics came to mind.
Huo Xiu smiled and waited for a pat...
From the bonfire below, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight came, and there were vague conversations between men and women in the gap.
"Brother Shen, what kind of exercise is this?"
"This is the office gymnastics of Qin Wu Ban Wu Division."
"What is office gymnastics?"
"In short, it is used to exercise the body and relieve fatigue during leisure time from official duties."
"It looks like it is very interesting."
"Senior sisters , let’s do some activities together, there’s a big event coming next!”
……
When the three bosses saw this, they all touched their noses.
"Isn't this not good?"
"It's just to recuperate the body and mind. It shouldn't conflict with their skills."
"Tsk, Xiao Shen's damn affinity."< br>
......
It stands to reason that Qin Wu and others have long been accustomed to office gymnastics.
But that's at home.
Now when I came to the world of cultivating immortals, they all covered their faces when they saw that Brother Shen was not only practicing, but even selling it openly.
“Isn’t it about friendship?”
“Brother Shen said, let’s get active first…”
“Shame to death, shame to death!”
"Everyone, get moving. I guess you are taking out a notebook somewhere."
...
The big perverts in the Legal Department stood up.
The little geniuses of the sect looked at each other.
“There is so much work in the legal department.”
"Afraid it's a secret that won't be passed on?"
"Bah, this thing has to be spread!"
"Aren't the ladies across from you all practicing?"
“Don’t you look at who’s wearing the headband.”
……
The female cultivator of Mu Xiuzong was full of interest, and Shen Qingyun was even more attentive.
“This senior sister...”
“Don’t call me senior sister, I’m a slave...little peach.”
“Uh, junior sister peach, spread your arms straight, Hold out your chest..."
Xiao Pitao held out her chest.
Tuoba Qian felt that his nose was itchy and there was a sign of bleeding.
“Fake.” Tuoba Tian reminded secretly.
Tuoba Qian immediately became bored and said through gnashing of teeth: "The stupid Liu Gaosheng is so indifferent that he almost misleads me into being innocent."
"If you think about it a little more, it is always eye-catching. . ”
As soon as Shen Qingyun started correcting his movements, the female cultivator of Mu Xiuzong was so excited that she kept making mistakes, fearing that she would not get Brother Shen’s guidance.
"It's terrible if this goes on..."
After correcting a circle, Shen Qingyun couldn't bend his thumb anymore and quickly shouted stop.
“Okay, the warm-up activity is over, now let’s start the mini-game.”
After some activities, everyone at the scene became full of emotions.
Shen Qingyun looked around and said with a smile: "Just in time, there are one group of senior sisters from the Mu Xiu Sect, one group from the Law Department, and one group from the sect members."
"Brother Shen," Tuoba Que asked, "What kind of game is it?"
"The game is very simple," Shen Qingyun introduced, "One group will tell the person's name, one group will tell the location, and one group will tell the action. What's the matter..."
After the introduction, everyone understood, found it interesting, and took action one after another.
Not long after, the three black boxes in front of Shen Qingyun were filled with the wisdom crystals of the three groups.
In the first round, Mu Xiuzong provided the name of the person, the sect provided the location, and the Law Department provided what to do.
Shen Qingyun first took out a small piece of paper from the name secret box, unfolded it and read: "Shen... uh..."
His face became visibly bitter: "Shen Qingyun."
When everyone heard this, they laughed in low voices.
Then the second camera obscura was opened, Shen Qingyun unfolded it, and his brows relaxed slightly.
“The location is on the arena where everyone is watching.”
After saying that, he glanced at the little geniuses of the sect and secretly thought that these gentlemen haven't had enough?
“Brother Shen, hurry up and draw the third box!” The female cultivator from the Mu Xiu Sect’s eyes gleamed.
Shen Qingyun smiled, pulled out the third box of small notes, unfolded it...
Swish it shut, expressionless.
Everyone in the Law Department was sweating.
"What...what did you write?"
"Is what you wrote important?"
"It's not important, the important thing is..."
"I'm crazy, The first box won’t all contain Brother Shen’s name, right?”
“Is it too late for us to rewrite it now?”
...
Although they didn’t say what they were doing, seeing Shen Qingyun’s behavior, the female nuns’ eyes began to glow green.
“Brother Shen, come on!”
“This is a game proposed by Brother Shen himself, you can’t cheat!”
“Hee hee, I’m looking forward to it so much Yeah..."
...
The little geniuses of the sect are suspicious.
“Why didn’t he say it?”
“I’m afraid he’s playing hard to get, he’s a gamer.”
“Tch, I like to be straightforward!”
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"I want to help him recite it!"
......
What a sin!
Shen Qingyun roared secretly, unfolded the small piece of paper again, and confirmed that it was Brother Liu's handwriting...
"I have to admit that Brother Liu is extremely targeted..."
But you are targeting the wrong person!
"Lovely smile."
When these two words came out, the world became quiet.
The flames of the bonfire in the center of the crowd all condensed into a roar.
Gradually, there was a cooing sound.
Then developed into a soprano hahaha.
In the end, the men and women laughed together.
The more you smile, the clearer the scene in everyone's mind of Shen Qingyun smiling coquettishly on the stage where everyone is watching.
The clearer it is, the harder it is to laugh.
In Muxiu Sect, muffled sounds could be heard from several retreat rooms.
In the meeting hall.
Qiu Bei and Elder Yiqian looked at each other.
"Sect Master, I'm afraid this is...not good, right?"
"If word spreads, my Mu Xiu Sect's face will be damaged."
"Yes, yes, Sect Master, do you dare to think that monks would laugh so wantonly?"
...
Qiu Bei also had a headache.
The key point is that this scene is inconsistent with the tranquility and indifference required for spiritual practice.
“Qin Wu’s so-called friendship is not about turning the world of immortality into the secular world, right?”
Thinking about it...
"Let's go," Qiu Bei stood up, "Let's all go down and have a look."
The members of the Law Department are battle-hardened.
That’s why the nostrils are oversized, the eyes are round, and the face is red...
But there is no laughter, everything is digested in the body.
“Who wrote this fucking thing?”
"Smiling, so perverted."
"Liu Gaosheng, is that you?"
Liu Gaosheng said lightly: "Dukui, I advise you to be a human being. Ask everyone, I Have you ever smiled?"
Everyone shook their heads.
Du Kui’s face turned blue.
Liu Gaosheng was secretly proud, and even frowned and chased after him: "Huh? Are you afraid it's not a thief calling for catch a thief?"
"Fart!" Du Kui gritted his teeth, "I wrote about being spanked by someone taking off his pants!"
Damn it, where does it hurt me and where do you poke me?
Liu Gaosheng was also angry: "Du Kui, you are not a human being. It seems that I am too kind. I should not write about smiling coquettishly, but should write about squatting and peeing!"
Du Kui Hearing this, his face turned from green to white. Before he could curse, he glanced out of the corner of his eye...
All his colleagues ran ten feet away and looked at him in horror... and Liu Gaosheng next to him.
Liu Gaosheng and Du Kui frowned, then looked at each other → suddenly → horrified. "This is over!"
"Brother Shen is affected..."
"I don't believe it. They all wrote about Brother Shen? Your sweetheart didn't write about you. ?”
"Don't say it's useless, come..."
"What?"
"Pray! You guys come here to pray too, why are you pretending to be such good people!"
Tuoba Que walked back angrily, clasped their hands in front of them, and prayed devoutly.
……
As soon as the laughter started to subside, Shen Qingyun immediately started laughing at himself.
“Isn’t it fun?”
“Haha, it’s so fun!”
“Brother Shen, keep going...”
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Shen Qingyun trembled and didn't dare anymore.
"Brother Liu can write about Du Kui, then Du Kui can write about Brother Liu."
This is all good, he thought about it, what Mai is most worried about...
“As long as what you do is linked to Mangshan’s first-rate pig, then you shouldn’t die on the spot?”
I just hope that there are still people in our legal department.
Sighing secretly, Shen Qingyun reached out and touched...
"The first box!" Seeing Brother Shen touch the third box, a female cultivator raised a high-pitched warning!
"I almost made a mistake, thank you for reminding me."
Shen Qingyun was so angry that he smiled sweetly at the female cultivator who reminded her, and the female cultivator fainted immediately.
The first box, the second small note, Shen Qingyun unfolded it and scanned it, then closed his eyes speechlessly and touched the second box directly.
Seeing this, the hearts of everyone in the Law Department trembled.
“Who was talking about Brother Shen just now?”
“This is a crow’s mouth, I suggest you report it to your superiors.”
“That’s it, this kind of mass killing The device cannot be used internally, throw away the beast sect!”
……
The female cultivator of Mu Xiuzong had already "secretly communicated" and knew that there was something fishy about the first box.
So before the second box came out, everyone was laughing so hard.
“Above the Heavenly Punishment Palace!”
Is this the intention to break ground on His Majesty’s head?
Shen Qingyun was a little surprised and glanced at the little geniuses of the sect.
"The battle scenes between my brothers are really beyond imagination..."
The location is not important.
What matters is what you do.
The third box seemed like a dangerous place in the world. Shen Qingyun put his hand in it for a long time and did not dare to take it out.
“Brother Shen!”
"Brother Shen!"
"Brother Shen!"
The female cultivator screamed wildly, supporting Shen Qingyun.
"Shen Qingyun, be a man!"
"Don't be a mother-in-law!"
"If you can't do it, I'll do it!"
The little prodigy of the sect booed.
"God is wise, I hope to get a note from Brother Lian..."
Shen Qingyun felt cruel, gritted his teeth, stamped his foot, took out his right hand, quickly unfolded it, and It closed like a flash of lightning.
"Squat and pee..."
This time the soprano was much lower.
Mu Xiuzong is full of men's rough laughter.
The Legal Department...
Liu Gaosheng was the first to frown and complain: "Who the hell, who is so wicked?"
Everyone is gnashing their teeth, this note is too cruel Got it!
Brother Tuoba was the most self-aware and immediately raised his hands and swore an oath.
"If I had written it, I would never do it for the rest of my life!"
Ma Yi Lianzhan followed closely behind.
Sima Qingshan felt the dangerous murderous intention to some extent, thought about it, and took action.
Liu Gaosheng looked at Du Kui.
Du Kui's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot: "Mom, what the hell did you write in two words?"
Everyone looked at Liu Gaosheng in shock.
Liu Gaosheng touched his nose and said angrily: "I thought about writing one more page to increase the chance by half."
"You and I are really incompatible."
The collective sentence-making had reached this point, and the female cultivators began to feel sorry for Shen Qingyun.
"Brother Shen, let's change a game."
"Yes, yes, what's the next game?"
......
Up to this moment, those who have already been here have Only the top brass of Mu Xiuzong dared to step out of the darkness.
Even so, all the old faces turned red from holding back.
Eavesdropping from a distance has a completely different feeling than listening live.
"My little brother is really good at playing..."
Glancing at the elite disciples of Mu Xiuzong who fell from the sky to the mortal world, Qiu Bei was both amused and helpless.
A Taoist heart that has been isolated from the world for hundreds of years has a little more color.
"Okay! The next game is called drumming and passing flowers!"
Shen Qingyun followed Shan Ruliu and took it out. He reached out and flicked it, and a half-foot-wide drum appeared.
“Everyone lines up in a big circle. The rule is that if the drums don’t stop, flowers will not stop. When the drums stop, whoever gets the flowers will perform the show!”
Everyone in the Law Department looked at each other. , retreated silently.
Liu Gaosheng, who was retreating the fastest, hit something behind him. When he looked back, he saw Huo Xiu with an expressionless face...
"Ah, sir, are you here to have fun with the people too?" ”
"Get out of here, go back!"
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu My lord is standing up for Brother Shen again.
Everyone returned to their seats and waited for the judgment to come.
The drum stopped eighteen times, and Liu Gaosheng monopolized it seventeen times.
But this guy has been tempered by Bawang Po Zhen and Huo Xiu.
Not to mention other things, I got the essence of poetry recitation and passed the test with a narrow margin.
"You are quite versatile, little man." Qiu Bei turned his head and looked at Elder Hua.
Elder Hua no longer needs Gao Shengjia to help out, and his face has returned to his eighteen-nine appearance. Hearing this, he said shyly: "I just like his bohemian look."
This is equivalent to formality. Admitted it.
Hearing this, all the elders congratulated each other.
Especially Feng Ti, who seemed to feel the same way and gave her the most sincere blessings.
Games one after another.
From the beginning of collective sentence making to break the barriers, to the final cooperation between men and women to pass the level...
In less than two hours, three... The two young people played together happily.
As for his colleagues in the law department, Shen Qingyun didn't want to have trouble with him anymore, let alone get revenge for the massage. He just let them go and let them act as cheerleaders.
Tuoba Qian was jealous.
"These little geniuses have really healed their scars and forgot about the pain. How did they get beaten up a few days ago, and they can still laugh now?"
Tuoba Tian felt the same way and said: "This is not a problem. How about we play by ourselves?"
"What are we playing for?"
"Ask Brother Shen?"
Everyone looked at Tuoba Qian who didn't know whether he was alive or dead.
Sima Qingshan stood up and said calmly: "I'll go ask."
Go back later.
"The game is simple and there is no murderous intention," Sima Qingshan pondered, "The name of the game is...who is whose father?"
A game to be a father?
Everyone's eyes lit up: "What's the trick?"
Sima Qingshan explained in detail...
The Tuoba brothers looked at each other and narrowed their eyes.
Liu Gaosheng and Du Kui looked at each other with murderous intent.
Ma Yi looked at Lian Zhan.
"Brother Mai, I haven't had a chance before," Lian Zhan said sincerely, "I would like to ask you about your business experience. Can we go over and discuss it in detail?"
"Very good."
The game begins.
“Which one of us is whose father?”
“You two are my father... 日!”
Tuoba Yan became Tuoba Tian's father for once.
Tuoba Tian became Tuoba Qian’s father one hundred and sixty-eight times.
Liu Gaosheng and Du Kui are evenly matched.
The two sides exchange opponents.
Tuoba Qian has three more fathers.
Tuoba Tian has two more fathers.
Liu Gaosheng and Du Kui looked at the two dogs with angry eyes.
"What an embarrassment to my father!"
Tuoba Yan was addicted to food. After thinking about it, he ran to find Shen Qingyun.
Everyone was shocked.
"Who is this general and why is he so brave?"
"Hey, you just clapped your hands?"
"Eh? Why did you come back after just one round of shooting?"
"I seem to be crying..."
Tuoba Yan returned with tears in his eyes.
Zhong Daqi asked.
"Brother Shen, tell me whose grandfather I am..."
It's not who it is, but who am I?
Everyone felt that a new door was slowly opening.
Lian Zhan looked at the four of them and couldn't help but remind him: "You are playing with dad, and Brother Shen is playing with grandpa."
Brother Shen kills everyone?
"Wait for us here..."
The four of them were stunned and then fell silent.
The next moment, Liu Gaosheng, Du Kui and Tuoba Tian looked at Tuoba Qian again with an unpredictable look.
“If it weren’t for this guy, Brother Shen’s trump card wouldn’t be able to hit us!”
After successfully taking revenge, the smile on Shen Qingyun's face became much brighter, and finally everyone in the Law Department joined in the friendship.
After a few more small games, when he saw the body refiner and the monks starting to talk and laugh, he shouted: "It's almost dawn, let's play one last game to relax, and this friendship will be announced It’s over!”
Everyone felt a little depressed after hearing this, but they were also looking forward to the final game.
The final game is called group massage.
The female cultivator looked a little shy when she heard this.
The senior officials of Mu Xiuzong all frowned.
"This is outrageous."
Qiu Bei stood up and was about to interrupt, Shen Qingyun smiled and said: "Come, one group from the Law Department, one group from the Zongmen, all senior sisters Group, line up in a long line..."
The little genius of the sect ranked last, the law department was in the middle, and Shen Qingyun took the lead...
When she saw this formation, the female cultivator's eyes brightened, and she stepped forward one after another. !
The elders were also stunned.
"Is this a group massage?"
"I misunderstood him... Oh, what a great opportunity, missed!"
"What did you miss? We are also here to socialize. Yes, come on!”
……
The fastest elder and the fastest disciple finally stopped behind the fastest sect leader.
"With this skill, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Qiu Bei rolled his eyes at Shen Qingyun and sat with his back to Shen Qingyun, "My shoulders have been sore recently, come on."
Shen Qingyun was about to take action. , took a look at the seven or eight elders nearby, but did not join in. They were... queuing up in an orderly manner?
"Uh, this is..."
"Don't worry about them, let's get started and let my sister see how you are doing."
Half an hour later.
The majesty of the elders on the faces of the senior officials of Mu Xiuzong was massaged by Technician No. 86 into something amiable.
The friendship between the two parties ended successfully.
“How is it?” Qiu Bei looked around at the elders.
The elders said seriously: "Friendship is good for the body and mind, so do it at the right time."
Qiu Bei was speechless, nodded and left.
“Sister.” Shen Qingyun followed.
Qiu Bei smiled and said: "I have seen my combat power and my relationship is harmonious. Are you satisfied?"
"Hee hee," Shen Qingyun smiled, "Sister, I don't like it. ?”
“The people from the Law Department you mentioned are indeed amazing in combat power. As for those sects…” Qiu Bei made a serious assessment and shook his head, “That’s terrible.”
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Shen Qingyun smiled and said: "In ten days, they can cooperate with the monks to fight."
"Okay, I'll see what happens in ten days... Do you have anything else?" Qiu Bei paused.
Shen Qingyun took out a small note and handed it to Qiu Bei.
Qiu Bei unfolded it and took a look, frowned and whispered: "Master of Qiu Feng Sect?"
"The second note of the second round of collective sentence making."
Qiu Bei suddenly smiled.
"So it's not that Shen Qingyun squatted and peed on top of the Heavenly Punishment Palace, but that the autumn wind was not good...huh?"
Her brows furrowed sharply before she could laugh. Chill.
"That is, I will personally host it, and let someone who doesn't know what to say read it in public... If the autumn wind is not good, it will be on the mountain!"
For a while, Qiu Bei's thoughts were spinning in vain.
She was still about to ask, but turned around and saw Shen Qingyun's retreating back.
"The person who wrote this note is either stupid, or..." Qiu Bei shook his head and walked forward, "Both stupid and bad."
(End of this chapter)