In addition to humanoid self-propelled display puppets, Yang Di's inventions in the past six months include but are not limited to mount puppets with various integrated displays and sound equipment, mini caves, spirit boats, etc.
The more he looked at it, the more Shen Qingyun felt that Yang Di's development path was going astray.
It’s not easy to persuade.
While perfunctory and pondering, he couldn't help but ask: "These inventions are really unimaginable and wonderful, but... I'm afraid the sales are not very good?"
"Sales?" Yang Di, who was still immersed in joy, was a little stunned.
Probably none of them will sell!
"Senior Brother Yang Di is just being proud..."
But it doesn't matter. If you don't take detours, I won't be able to point you in the way forward.
Suppressing the gadgets that were on his mind, Shen Qingyun smiled warmly and said grandly: "So what if it doesn't sell, that's what mediocre people don't understand. What I value is Senior Brother Yang Di's uncanny craftsmanship. What kind of magic is it?" It doesn’t matter whether the stone is not a spiritual stone or not. ..."
"Oh, I understand..." Yang Di patted his head, his expression even more excited, "Junior Brother Shen, the sales are so good, especially the humanoid self-propelled display puppets, you know how exaggerated it is. The situation? ”
Shen Qingyun made a tactical retreat: "What, to what extent?"
"Because we can't buy it in limited quantities," Yang Di said with excitement, "The people behind us said that we sold it cheap, and directly suggested that we increase the price. !”
Shen Qingyun was stunned, his eyes turned, and he looked at the beautiful woman who was still not dancing.
I can’t get the appeal of this thing at all.
“Ahem, it seems that Senior Brother Yang Di has his own ideas.”
Yang Di said with a smile: "That's necessary. I am where I am today thanks to the help of my junior brother. How can I not think of my junior brother? Since my junior brother has established the Chamber of Commerce, I will definitely help the chamber of commerce to soar to the sky!"
Spiritual stones are really not important!
Shen Qingyun felt bitter in his heart and moved his face: "Senior brother Yang Di, actually there is no need..."
"It is necessary!" Yang Di said sincerely, "Junior brother Shen, don't be afraid to give I feel pressure, and I find that the greater the pressure, the stronger my abilities become!"
Shen Qingyun opened his mouth and nodded slowly.
"Since senior brother said this, then... I have some immature suggestions here. Senior brother might as well listen to it?"
County Government.
The official house of the county historian is gloomy and gloomy.
Xu Junshi has not touched official affairs for several months. Now, looking at the tall official documents, his head is bigger than his belly before.
"If my right-hand commander, Shi, is really taken away, how will he live this life..."
Zuo Changshi on the side heard this and nodded with deep understanding.
The right commander Shi Xiren suddenly emerged and divided most of the power in his hands.
He didn't feel dissatisfied because Xiren gave too much.
"The county history is right," he nodded seriously, "Brother Xi is the pillar of the county government and he is very clean. It is said that he has refused bribes from his subordinates at least two hundred times in the past few months! "
Xu Shaoyang opened his mouth and nodded: "A model of integrity! I will sort out the materials and submit them to the imperial envoy later. Also..."
The method Shen Qingyun said is indeed a method.
But the method was too outrageous, and he was not sure whether it could be used by ordinary people, so he spoke it out and asked for advice.
After Zuo Changshi listened, his eyes bulged.
"Master Shen's method is too..." After organizing for a long time, four words came out, "Killing people and killing people's hearts!"
"Killing people and killing people's hearts?" Xu Shaoyang was stunned. Said, "How do you say this?"
"Your Majesty the Imperial Envoy," Zuo Changshi said hurriedly, "Brother Xiren was imprisoned just for giving gifts. Now Mr. Shen is giving gifts to the imperial envoy. This is not only treating the other person in his own way, but also a slap in the face." , and even want to make the imperial envoy his own, obediently..."
The more he tasted it, the brighter Zuo Changshi's eyes became, with a look of admiration on his face.
"There are kings and domineering kings, but this kind of magnanimity and demeanor is simply unheard of. He is worthy of Mr. Shen!"
Xu Shaoyang also understood, he was shocked and frightened, but also Cool.
“Do you think it is possible to succeed?”
Zuo Changshi thought for a while and said: "County envoy, the key is how much to send. If you send less, it will be a simple humiliation, but if you really send more, it will definitely succeed!"
Xu Shaoyang said in a solemn voice: "You have to be responsible for what you say. I, the God of War of the Xu family, have recently lost their lives. The successor God of War has not yet truly taken control of Beizhou County. If something goes wrong..."
"Don't worry, Commander-in-Chief," Zuo Changshi sneered, "I dare to vouch for this. Actually, to put it bluntly, fairy The emperor is so powerful, how can he care about these things? Not all the people below are greedy for the interests of the Wireless Chamber of Commerce.” ...so cool If you don’t have any shame, then just follow Mr. Shen’s instructions...”
“Hold on, Commander,” Zuo Changshi said hurriedly, “It’s hard for the Commander-in-Chief and even you, Your Excellency, to come forward to deal with this matter. You have to hire someone else to handle it. .”
"Who do you think is suitable?"
"According to my subordinates, the most suitable candidate is the God of War himself."
"My sixth uncle comes forward?" Xu Shaoyang frowned, "It's not realistic. He has been putting off going to Yingdu for the imperial examination. Your Majesty, if you really meet the imperial envoy..."
Zuo Changshi smiled and said: "Envoy, maybe this is an opportunity for the God of War."
" What’s the point of selling it? Let’s talk openly!”
Two hours later, Xu Shaoyang left in a hurry and returned to the Xu family.
At nightfall, Xu Laoliu, the Xu family’s new god of war, went out alone to the place where the imperial envoy was staying.
Two hundred thousand miles east of the county town.
The wilderness stretches like a sea of green.
There is a bright light in the green sea, and the sight is closer, it is a blazing bonfire.
There were several young men and women standing beside the campfire. They were tall and powerful.
In front of the person was a neat row of second-level spirit beasts, lying on the ground in attractive postures.
Seeing the most brutal ruthless man who had just struck in front of him, all the spirit beasts trembled and raised their heads, their grotesque faces full of flattery and flattery.
"Put away this face, I will not accept this trick!" Liu Gaosheng swept across the beasts and said calmly, "Ask and answer, among you, who has the most offspring?"
All the spirit beasts were stunned for a long time, and they all looked at the spirit rat on the edge.
Spirit rats are good at treasure hunting. Firstly, they are extremely talented, and secondly, they are so goddamn fertile that they have descendants everywhere, and the entire wilderness is full of eyes.
I’m afraid it’s true if I come to live!
The spirit rat was also clever. He took half a step forward cautiously, arched his front paws, and chirped for a while.
Liu Gaosheng didn't understand, and cursed: "Speak in human language!"
If I have this ability, will I be arrested by you!
Fortunately, the spirit rat knew how to read. He bowed again and stretched out his paws to scratch on the ground.
Ma Yi couldn't wait any longer, so she stepped forward and saw this scene. She lowered her head and said, "Reporting to senior, I haven't transformed yet, and I haven't refined my crossbones yet. I can't speak to people. Please, senior." Forgive me...Liu Gaosheng, don't embarrass it."
Liu Gaosheng rolled his eyes at Mai and asked Lingshu: "Do you have the most children?"
"Senior, I would like to teach you that in the entire wilderness, there are millions of children, not to mention tens of millions." ”
Millions? !
Brother Tuoba also ran over to see what was strange.
"It seems I guessed right, these ruthless people want me to find something..."
The spirit mouse became more energetic and started writing again.
"Seniors, if you have instructions, I will definitely try my best to divine..."
Lingshu was startled and looked up at Mai.
Liu Gaosheng and his three sons also looked at Mai.
Mai looked confused.
Du Kui, who was tinkering with the bonfire, said from afar: "Go all out."
Ma Yi dug her toes, looked at the spirit rat, and said in a muffled voice: "What are you looking at?"
The spirit rat immediately lowered its head, its beard trembling and trembling, much like a human's mouth-opening movements.
"Damn, you are so knowledgeable," Liu Gaosheng couldn't bear it, "Dare you write words that my brother doesn't know? You and I, take his money!"
The spirit rat was dumbfounded.
“No, it’s just a slap in the face!”
Hearing this, the Tuoba brothers all rolled up their sleeves.
The elder brother picked up the tail of the spirit rat and left.
Tuoba Qian took out two daggers and kept scratching them. Sparks flew everywhere and his mouth watered.
Two screams.
All the spirit beasts were trembling with fear.
“Aren’t you going to hunt for treasure? Why, how did you get to this point?”
“I’m afraid it’s because of literacy...”
"That's not right, everyone. With the abilities of these few people, as for asking spirit rats to help... hiss, what are they doing?"
"It seems like roasting kidneys?"
"Everyone. , we are afraid that we have misunderstood something..."
"Who has the most children?"
"Mom, these ruthless people are here to steal kidneys!"< br>
...
There are two kidneys in total, adding up to three kilograms, which is not enough for Mai to chew twice.
Fortunately, he was self-aware and just had a taste.
Du Kui couldn't smell the arrogance and gave up his good fortune to his colleagues.
Liu Gaosheng and his three children laughed miserably. After eating a charcoal-roasted kidney, they felt their waists were a little stiffer.
"My dear, you are worthy of being the master of millions of heirs. The medicine is really good at curing the disease."
"Brother, if you have the energy to sigh, why not take another..."
"I think too much. "Liu Gaosheng picked up the second kidney and said while eating, "There's a row over there. Could it be that none of them can be born?"
After hearing this, all the spirit beasts' eyes darkened and they all gathered. All fell down.
Yeah too.
When Brother Tuoba stood up, he did not forget to glance at the sobbing spirit rat lying on the ground.
The loss of two kidneys is not fatal.
It can grow back if you give it three to five years, or eat spiritual things.
But this kind of shame that penetrated deep into the bone marrow and still carried pain made the spirit rat feel uncomfortable and wanted to die, but it also became more frightened.
I use it for treasure hunting!
Why do you cut my waist?
"These people are simply too terrifying, worse than animals..."
While it was feeling sad and angry, Tuoba Qian came over.
"Cry your ass and turn over!"
After saying that, he also poked the spiritual beast in the waist with his toes.
The spirit beast trembled in pain, turned over subconsciously, and saw two pairs of scorching gazes falling on an indescribable part of itself.
“It’s finished!”
It felt a sudden pain in its heart and quickly clamped its lower limbs.
"Ha, are you still shy?" Tuoba Tian said with a smile, "It's worth being shy. I almost didn't find it, hahaha..."
The two brothers laughed and said as they walked.
As they talked, another whip-shaped ingredient was added to their menu, and they began to select ingredients.
The two gazes swept back and forth, and all the spirit beasts did not have the courage to resist, so they could only put on a posture of letting others slaughter them.
After choosing for a long time but unable to choose, Tuoba Tian asked directly: "Who among you has the most Taoist companions?"
Just as the spirit beasts escaped and ascended to heaven, they looked at the team When Liu Gaosheng saw the demon raccoon, they all looked to the horizon.
In the night, an inconspicuous spirit boat was heading this way.
The speed of the spirit boat is not slow, and its height is extremely low, just touching the height where there are no wires in the air.
As we got closer, the spirit boat not only did not rise, but instead lowered several feet...
With a soft boom, the extremely thin wires broke and fell down.
Du Kui chuckled and said: "For the sixth time, Liu Gaosheng, you can be sure."
Liu Gaosheng put down half of his waist, Shi Shiran stood up, and with a slight movement, he stopped the acceleration. A spirit boat that wants to run away.
"Listen to those inside, you have been surrounded by me. Come out quickly and capture us without any help, otherwise... don't believe it? Very good, keep an eye on it..."
Liu Gaosheng's escape speed, he surrounded a ship of three people by himself. Jing Lingzhou is like playing for fun.
Ma Yi looked at it for a long time and wondered: "Is Liu Gaosheng so powerful?"
Don't ask him what he has experienced... Du Kui was about to answer, "In the spirit boat" The frightened monks burst out and fled in all directions.
Then there were screams of pain that reached the bone marrow. Several people hurriedly stretched their hands to look at the sky, caught them one by one, and then placed them all behind the spirit beasts.
There was a rumble.
Liu Gaosheng, who had just eaten the kidneys and felt so energetic, immediately disintegrated the spirit boat, slowly landed next to the bonfire, and continued to eat the kidneys.
A total of seventeen monks were arrested, all of whom were in the third realm.
Two of them even achieved the perfection of the three realms and were only half a step away from the fourth realm.
But facing Liu Gaosheng, who was like light, the cultivators couldn't even catch the human figure, and they were already seriously injured.
Looking inside, he saw that the golden elixir was full of cracks. Even a dead soldier did not dare to think about running away at this moment.
I don’t even dare to move. It seems that if I move lightly, the golden elixir will explode and everything will be gone.
“Boss, where did these people come from?”
“It looks like they are targeting us...”
“But there is no aura of cultivation!”< br>
"There are still these spiritual beasts. Why did they capture them?"
"The situation is unclear, so don't act rashly and wait for the opportunity!"
"Don't worry, boss, you may die..."
>
......
Brother Tuoba ignored them and asked the spirit beast again.
"Among you, who has the most Taoist companions?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Then there was another scream, accompanied by compliments such as the two brothers were so big that they were mopping the floor. No wonder the Taoist monks were the most numerous and had something to say...
Except for the beeping of the campfire There was a beeping sound, and the scene became quiet again.
The monks were dumbfounded.
"This..."
"What are they doing!"
"Old Jiu, you know how to channel spirits, ask these spirit beasts, be careful , don’t alert them..."
...
The cultivators were silent, waiting for Lao Jiu to find out the information.
After a while, the cultivators felt that something was wrong. From the corner of their eyes, they looked at Lao Jiu in the team and found that his face was as pale as paper and his eyes were straight, as if he had been taken away from his soul.
"Lao Jiu, what's wrong?"
"Boss, this, these guys are worse than beasts, it's too scary!"
After listening to what Lao Jiu said , look at the spirit rat that has lost its waist, and the demon raccoon that has not retained its roots...
The hearts of all the cultivators began to waver in panic.
“Not only ruthless, but also unpredictable!”
“Asked who had the most offspring, the spirit rat thought it was asking for help in hunting for treasures, but...it asked who had the better waist!”
< br>“Ask who has more Taoist companions, the sword points at the root of wisdom!”
“Beasts, they are more ruthless than us!”
"Boss, what should we do? I suggest you go all out and fight!"
The boss's eyes were gloomy and the light flickered, as if he was thinking.
After a while, his eyes lit up and he quickly sent a message.
“Don’t worry, most of them are trying to scare us.”
“Boss, how do you say this?”
"This domain belongs to the right way. I don't believe it. They dare to eat people!"
"The boss is wise!"
"Hahaha, let's see what they can do to me!"
...
Next, Zhongxiao, who was not satisfied with the meal, ordered a few more dishes.
There were more screams, but the monks became more at ease and sneered.
“This method is just like playing.”
“Bah, you are not eating properly, you are shameless!”
“Wait to report to the court when we get back. Wei Mansion, catch all these bloodthirsty gangsters in one fell swoop!”
……
Du Kui glanced at the cultivators, stood up, walked to Liu Gaosheng and sat down next to him.
"Liu Gaosheng, your method probably won't work."
"It won't work?" Liu Gaosheng glanced at Brother Tuoba, "You don't even know how to use this method. , who are they?"
Du Kui sneered and said: " Shit the blame at this time? You have ruined my business, so watch your butt."
"It's really because of people," Liu Gaosheng looked at Du Kui and said seriously, "In the entire Forbidden Martial Arts Department, except Brother Shen, What I admire most is your ability, Du Kui!”
Du Kui ignored it.
“Don’t believe me?”
“Huh.”
“What I said is true, Du Kui, you must believe me.”
Du Kui thought about it and frowned: "Do you want me to use this method?"
Liu Gaosheng's eyes lit up: "Listen to these heart-warming words, and tell me whether you admire me or not!"
"Stop talking nonsense," Du Kui said lightly, "If it works, I don't mind. ."
"Attach the ear. Come..."
"Liu Gaosheng, are you too inhumane?"
"It doesn't matter," Liu Gaosheng said lightly, "As long as I can complete the task, my personal reputation will be damaged. Nothing.”
A few moments.
The cultivators looked up and saw a voluptuous man walking over and stopping in front of the spirit beast.
"Oh, there's nothing new at all..."
"I really like watching them perform."
"Look at this person who wants to eat something. ...Oh, are you still looking at me with her shining eyes?”
"Guizhou Donkey is exhausted. If she really dares to eat me, I will really let her eat!"
"Afterwards, I reported it to the Yunxiu Sect, saying that it was a demonic attack, hahaha..."
...
After Du Kui saw the humans and beasts, he smiled and spoke sweetly.
“Which of you is... a man?”
None of the spirit beasts in the team of spirit beasts understood it, so they stood up according to the ranking they gave themselves.
I was pulled back by the spirit beast next to me.
"Huh?"
"Sit down, it's none of your business... Senior is asking about men!"
The monk who was still waiting to have fun gradually became dumbfounded.
They never expected that another brand new track would appear in front of them.
After a while, everyone subconsciously looked at their boss.
Dukui followed his gaze and looked at the boss, smiled sweetly and stepped forward: "Then it's up to you."
After saying that, he helped the man up and walked towards the grove in the distance. Picking things up while walking.
"This is red dates, wolfberry, astragalus and seahorse powder. Take ten bottles first..."
Just hearing this name makes my nose bleed!
The practitioners are panic-stricken.
“This boss is finished!”
“These people are so cruel!”
“Everyone, if you think about it on the bright side, this person can be considered a beauty... …”
"Yes, yes, the boss lost only his virginity, but what he gained was..."
...
While everyone was comforting themselves, Liu Gaosheng shouted: "Dukui Brother, please be quiet.”
< br>Du Kui paused, gritted his teeth secretly, then smiled and waved his hand: "I know, I will return in ten days."
When he heard the time unit of ten days, the boss trembled as if he was stepping on a switch. ...but then stopped suddenly, his eyes bulging.
"Brother, brother???!!!"
The cultivators ignored the miserable situation of Jin Dan and watched fifty miles away with their spiritual consciousness.
"If the boss is gone forever..."
"Then he will never come back!"
"You are quite willing to let the boss go..."
"Mom, what the hell are these people coming from... Hey! Here comes another one!"
"Bless yourselves..."
...
< br>Liu Gaosheng walked up to the spirit beast and spoke calmly.
“As long as it’s useful, why worry about the little things about you guys?”
All the spirit beasts hurriedly kowtowed and thanked their predecessors for their unfailing kindness.
“As for that!”
The spirit beasts froze.
A clever spirit beast was busy writing on the ground.
"Useful?" Liu Gaosheng glanced, "Okay, don't say I won't give you a chance, come on, strip these people naked first..."
"Take off your clothes means not even an inch naked!"
"Get into a good pose!"
"Yes, be more enchanting..."
"Give him the one holding your legs. Break it apart!”
……
After taking the shy group portrait with the photo stone, Liu Gaosheng said with satisfaction: "Change the pose and do it again!"
After taking dozens of groups in a row, the shame of the practitioners was not far away from collapse.
“I know what that thing is. The things that are photographed can be displayed on the monitor!”
“This is over, the rest of the year is not guaranteed!”
“ I thought that the one who was neither male nor female was perverted enough, but I didn’t expect..."
...
“Didn’t expect it?”
Liu Gaosheng seemed to have heard the thoughts of the cultivators and spoke calmly.
"There are so many things you didn't expect. Come on, come on, have you heard of subject three? Shake it up, yes, shake it with your bare buttocks!"
"And you guys, hurry up and go Find some big trees. Today I will make a decision that goes against my ancestors and teach them the secret method that is not taught to them!”
Mai said in a muffled voice: "I also have the inheritance of the Immortal Emperor here, and I will teach it together."
Liu Gaosheng looked at Mai in confusion.
Ma Yi thought for a while: "There are many skills that do not overwhelm the body, there are many skills and many paths." (End of this chapter)