Chapter 759 "Three Tribunals Trial Galileo"
When the title of the play was displayed on the big screen, the seven characters clearly read "The Trial of Galileo in Three Halls".
The audience was stunned for a moment, then exploded.
They were familiar with the Three Tribunals, and they also knew about Galileo, but when these two words were combined together, everyone felt that they were particularly unfamiliar.
Everyone has heard of the three-chamber joint trial. In the past, it was the joint trial of the Ministry of Justice, Dali Temple, and Yushitai. Later, it was the Ministry of Justice, Dali Temple, and the Metropolitan Procuratorate.
Galileo is also a celebrity, a foreigner.
These three trials are related to Galileo, and there is a sense of absurdity in time and space.
"Let me strangle you. This is a whole job, right?"
"It must have been written wrong!"
"Director, stop making trouble and change it back quickly."
"I guess it's General Jin who will be interrogated by the three halls!"
"Who else has the initials jll? Jian Linglong?"
"I think it's a toast!"
At this time, someone stood up and shouted: "Manager Lu, I saw you, stop hiding, come out quickly!"
Xu Nuo couldn't hold himself any longer and turned around to give him an appreciative look.
This can also be related to them.
The commotion in the audience continued, and Chen Xingchang did not explain anything. The more he explained, the darker the thing became. He simply went on stage to perform. After the performance, everyone knew what was going on. We would discuss it later if we had any opinions.
“duang~”
The gong struck and the Allegro sounded, and the audience fell silent.
Look at it first and then talk about it. If it looks good, applaud it. If it doesn’t look good, just criticize it. It’s no big deal.
Amid the music, a bishop wearing a large black robe appeared.
Chen Xingchang paced around, "Rebellious ministers and traitors are really abominable! Don't believe in God, believe in science!"
Chen Xingchang's two words immediately made the audience laugh.
"Three chambers will interrogate Galileo and must eradicate the heliocentric theory!"
The audience laughed out loud.
Many actors from the Peking Opera world were in confusion in the front row, and both conservatives and radicals fell silent at this moment.
They thought Chen Xingchang would be radical, but they didn't expect it to be so radical.
Radical: That’s bad, I’ve become a conservative!
Conservatives think that radicals are still too conservative, subtitles? Adapting "Chi Ling"? Save your money, look at Chen Xingchang, he is trying to subvert Peking Opera.
"duamg～"
Chen Xingchang flicked his sleeves and said, "I am a cardinal of the Holy See!"
audience:? ? ?
You're not red either. Can you make it black and shiny?
"What kind of clothes are you wearing?"
"Why do these clothes look like Bao Gong's clothes to me?"
"Don't tell me that the cross above your head means something."
Chen Xingchang arched his hands and said, "I was ordered by the Pope to try the case of Galileo. These priests! Call Galileo and his daughter to the court!"
"I heard a shout in the church, here comes I, the scholar Galileo."
Galileo and his daughter appeared on the stage, and several big words appeared on the big screen, "Galileo", and an arrow pointed at him.
The audience laughed out loud.
"No, why does Galileo look like both Guan Yu and Qin Qiong?"
"Okay, okay, this is how you act, right?"
Galileo wore Chinese clothes and claimed to be a scholar, which was very novel.
Many conservatives at the scene had irritating expressions on their faces, but well, they also wanted to continue watching and see how this drama would play out.
"With the bishop sitting there in such a majestic manner, it is expected that he will not be able to escape this cruel law and punishment today."
With subtitles, the audience can also understand what Galileo sang.
When Western characters are put into traditional Chinese culture, they immediately have a different sense of freshness.
Watching a play is just for fun, and the audience applauds.
"See my lord!"
"Galileo Galilei is brave enough to come to the church, why don't you make the sign of the cross?" the bishop was furious.
"If you have a plan in your heart, don't worry about it."
The audience laughed like crazy, they knew the words so well.
This is a replica of "the meat and wine pass through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart sits in the heart".
"-You have a sharp tongue! Galileo, stop using your words and attracting apostasy and evil deeds one by one."
The audience thought that this play was just a cover-up of the Cardinal and Galileo, and it was essentially the same as the Three Chinese Tribunals.
Conservatives and radicals alike think so.
Drama, isn't it just a few sets, and that's all it makes for fun.
Galileo cupped his hands and said: "Okay, okay, my lord, just listen."
"Galileo was born in the small town of Pisa."
At this time, a voice shouted loudly: "Country people!"
The audience slowly raised a question mark.
They looked around, thinking that some fun person was doing the work.
No one told them that there was praise for watching a show. Isn’t this something unique to cross talk?
However, the subtitles clearly pointing to the priest on the big screen made them give up looking around.
If a barrage could appear on their heads, they would all be question marks at this moment.
Galileo continued to sing on the stage: "My favorite thing since childhood was physics and astronomy."
But now all the audience's attention was on the priest, and no one paid attention to Galileo.
"I have been reactionary since I was a child!"
The audience laughed like crazy. They just watched the show and fell in love with the cross talk.
The conservatives in the front row have such dark faces that they are almost in trouble. Since ancient times, opera singers have looked down upon those who talk about cross talk. Although they are both bad actors, opera singers belong to worriers and are watched by rich people, while cross talk talkers belong to beggars.
This chain of contempt makes many opera singers always say that they have a sense of superiority in front of cross talk. We are poor, but we are better than you.
They tolerated Chen Xingchang's adaptation of drama songs, and they tolerated putting foreigners on stage, but when cross talk was mixed in, some people finally couldn't bear it.
Several conservatives were furious and pointed at Promise's nose, "This is naked blasphemy!"
"You are the sinner of Peking Opera!"
I promise to be indifferent, let alone how Peking Opera has become, just whether it has been passed down.
Another group of conservatives left the scene and walked away, and the radicals could not persuade them.
After all, Peking Opera is a circle, and everyone works in the circle to earn a living. If Chen Xingchang gets better, everyone will get better too.
Chen Xingchang is over, and Peking Opera will also die out soon. We can't count on state funding forever.
The radicals persuaded some conservatives, who wanted to see the real reaction of the audience.
Galileo said: "I have also looked at the big clock to calculate the swing."
"That was all your fault!"
The whole place burst into laughter and the atmosphere was extremely cheerful.
"I also watched the bright moon."
"How was it?"
“It’s all big holes!”
"Nonsense!"
The conservatives themselves couldn't help but laugh out loud, and a few old men secretly turned their heads to peek at the reactions of the audience behind them.
To their disappointment, the audience was laughing and applauding, and some people took out their mobile phones to record the video with great interest.
This scene left conservatives in a trance.
Once upon a time, their performances were like this. The audience could immerse themselves in the play, cry with the characters, laugh with the characters, and many people were taking pictures.
But now, such scenes are rare. The attendance rate is low and many audiences leave midway. Peking Opera is gradually declining.
They have not seen such a grand occasion for many years.
Some people couldn't help but look at the young man sitting in the middle of the first row.
This person always seems to be subverting, subverting music, subverting film and television, and now he is subverting Peking Opera.
Galileo sang in a cadence: "Writing books and teaching can make a living. I have been in Naples, Genoa, Rome and Turin. I have a wide academic reputation"
"Still a fugitive!"
There was widespread applause, and many audience members who were coming to Peking Opera for the first time said it was wonderful.
"Is Peking Opera so interesting?"
"It makes me laugh so hard. This priest can go talk about cross talk."
"No wonder my grandpa loves to watch theater."
Seeing that Galileo was unable to speak properly and spoke impeccably, the priest suggested that the bishop start interrogating his daughter.
Li Qingyi plays Galileo's daughter Maria.
Everyone was happy, and the priest was quite clever.
Now that the high-energy part was coming, Xu Nuo glanced at a few conservatives, worried that their eyes would turn black and they would fall to the ground.
"Baby, let me ask you a few questions. You have to tell the truth!"
"We don't understand anything about buoyancy, gravity, and centrifugal force."
This is called "I don't understand at all".
"Let me ask you, has your father ever made a telescope?"
Maria smiled and said: "There is a telescope."
Both priests laughed. Children are fond of clichés.
"It's so fun to hold up the telescope, with a large piece and a small piece placed on both sides. The church bell is not that big from a distance, but it is almost right in front of you when you use it."
The cardinal asked: "What did your father do it for?"
Xu Nuo couldn't help laughing, but Zhao Lei couldn't understand what was so funny about this.
Maria sang on the stage: "My mother passed away at an early age, leaving her father and daughter to spend her remaining years. The uncle next door also died early, and his widowed aunt was as beautiful as a fairy. My father misses her all day long, and there is no matchmaker. There was no chance, so I made a telescope and sat at the window to satisfy my cravings. ”
"How come the gangsters were still found out?"
Galileo:? ? ?
He threw his hands away angrily, obviously no longer wanting to speak.
The audience grinned and burst into laughter, "Oh my God, you really dare to make it up."
"In 666, Galileo Galilei was killed."
"What a filial daughter."
"Galileo: Sir, I'll recruit them all!"
The cardinal's plan failed and he tried another one.
"Why did he invent the thermometer?"
Maria: "Dad likes the food in the cup most. There is no feast at home without wine. He said that hot wine will be sour and cold wine will be cold, so the thermometer was invented."
"Hey, he got drunk!"
"Still a drunkard and a womanizer!"
The applause was so enthusiastic, the audience felt their eyes were opened that this thing could actually sing like this.
"What are you going to say about the ball throwing at the Leaning Tower of Pisa?"
"The weather was sunny that day, and the father and daughter went to the Leaning Tower to relax. The little slave's family was not married for twenty-eight years, and the Leaning Tower had to choose a talented man to recruit a bride. A pair of hydrangea were weighed, and they were thrown together and fell down the hall. The young master caught the ball miserably. Beat him to death, and the slave family will remain empty from now on.”
After the performance of "The Trial of Galileo in Three Chambers", the conservatives were furious, and the radicals merged directly with the conservatives.
But the atmosphere was so warm, and the applause did not subside for a long time.
Applause, cheers, and applause came one after another.
The conservatives were completely defeated, the radicals were in disarray, and the Chen family class won a resounding victory.
But the real test has just begun.
(End of chapter)