Chapter 753 Brother Dao’s control has improved! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
"Brother Dao, have you upgraded?"
Zhou Ruotong discovered that Brother Dao's methods of notifying administrators had been escalating.
From the earliest idea, to the small GIF animations of various characters, to the transmission of thoughts when Yunxiao comes to the real world, I didn't expect that now I can actually send voice directly.
The messages being delivered are getting more and more accurate, but I don’t know if other aspects have also been strengthened.
"Woo~~~Woof~~~"
Faced with Zhou Ruotong's inquiry, Brother Dao's answer was a little too hesitant.
Unfortunately, this was not the time to chat. Zhou Ruotong had to suppress his curiosity and have a good chat with Brother Dao after dinner. If he didn't cooperate, he would have to invite the dog's nemesis Li Fuyu.
The Heavenly Master is so high above the world, but he is defeated by a small mortal in the real world. I don’t know whether it is Li Yu’s luck or Brother Dao’s misfortune.
The administrators came over in twos and threes, and everyone brought a meeting gift to Wu Dalang.
But except for Yue Fei and Mu Guiying, no one knew that Wu Dalang had turned into a six-year-old kid, and the gifts he brought were basically inappropriate.
For example, Zishou and Yunxiao, representing the world of gods, brought Wu Dalang a fist-sized bronze tripod and a bag of millet seeds blessed by Shennong.
Millet is yellow rice, one of the five grains, and a must-have for sacrifices in the past.
After Wu Song accepted it for Wu Dalang, he looked at Li Yu with some embarrassment:
"Brother, what's the best way to deal with these seeds?"
Li Yu thought for a while, pointed to an open space near the warehouse and said:
"When Guiying was learning how to use a tractor, he cleared a piece of land. He just needs to take care of that piece of land in the coming spring and then plant it. In autumn, there might be a bumper harvest."
This proposal made everyone’s eyes light up, and they felt that the B&B could indeed be a test field.
Li Shimin secretly took a bite of the freshly cooked crispy pork:
"What if the seed doesn't work well?"
Yue Fei volunteered and said:
"I'll do the farming. The era I live in is all about farming, reading and passing down family traditions. Learning culture is as important as farming. I can just do these jobs."
Liu Xie also took the initiative to apply to participate in farming:
"I'm helping Brother Fei, so I can learn about farming. In the future, when we hold spring plowing ceremonies in the book, we can perform performances outside the city to increase the court's credibility."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zishou also said that he could try it.
Li Yu waved his hand:
"It's better for you to focus on the world in the book. I left this piece of land for Lao Jia to give him a place to think."
If you are a modern person, you may not have any feelings about getting a crop field, but people in the book world are different, especially people like Lao Jia who are naturally insecure. When they see a green farmland, at least they will not worry about running out of food. have eaten.
Of course, if the eldest brother Xuan Du can come, he can be responsible.
Instead of sitting in front of the computer and playing Farm Simulator every day, it is better to go to the fields and become a farmer.
What Xuanzang brought was a piece of calligraphy by Li Shimin from Journey to the West, with six characters written on it: "Good people have their own heavenly appearance", and asked Sun Wukong to add a thousand years to it. It looked like it had just been dug out of a tomb.
"His Majesty Shimin said that if there is any difficulty in life in the future, he can use it to exchange for money... I didn't expect Da Lang to start from the age of six. If he had known, he would have brought a set of Chang'an Imperial College teaching materials."
After getting along with everyone for a long time, Xuanzang also followed the local customs and learned to deliver teaching materials.
He did not stay to eat, but read a scripture to Wu Dalang to pray. Then he sat down and ate a piece of old-fashioned chicken cake that Wu Song bought from the supermarket, then said goodbye and went back on his way.
Staying here makes everyone uncomfortable, so why not go back there early and find a chance for Wei Tuo to appear.
Qin Qiong occupied Yunzhong County and brought a few sheep that were said to have grown up eating herbs and drinking mountain spring water. They had no mutton smell and were extremely delicious no matter how they were eaten.
He felt that Wu Dalang had suffered so much and now that he was resurrected, he needed more meat to replenish his body.
After these sheep are finished, they will bring in two little donkeys.
It is said that dragon meat is in the sky and donkey meat is on the ground. The second brother Qin in the Sui and Tang Dynasties could not kill a dragon to entertain everyone, but he still had no problem getting two donkeys.
Zhuge Liang was the last to arrive. He and Sun Facai were on their way, intending to cross Beidi County. However, halfway through, the road became increasingly difficult to walk, so they simply turned to Anding County next door, preparing to go to Sanshui County to rest.
Li Yu asked:
"After you leave, won't Sun Facai be the only one left? He won't be in any danger, right?"
There are many foreigners in Beidi County. Although they have become better behaved now, if one or two blind people appear, Sun Facai's life may be in danger.
Zhuge Liang smiled and said:
"Sir, don't worry. When the students came, Tianshi Zhang got into the car and said that he wanted to keep Teacher Sun company. If any aliens come, I believe Zhang Tianshi will not be helpless."
Taoism pays attention to the understanding of thoughts. If someone makes the heavenly master's thoughts unclear, he will immediately become a human resource in the underworld's cultivation area.
With Lao Zhang here, Li Yu no longer worried about Sun Facai's safety. He went to the kitchen and poured some white meat with pickled cabbage, a small charcoal stove, and a small pot of white meat cooked in pickled cabbage soup and a dipping sauce made with vinegar and garlic paste, so that Zhuge Liang could Sent.
If you eat and drink so much here, you have to let Lao Zhang take advantage of it.
After all, he is the director of the administrative office of the Wa Palace, so he has many connections.
When Li Yu was packing meals in the kitchen, Zhuge Liang in the restaurant took out the gift he had prepared for Wu Dalang from his arms.
This is the design of a set of sleeve arrows. He planned to ask Zhao Dahu to make it for Wu Dalang to defend himself. But since he is a six-year-old kid now, children cannot touch this hidden weapon to avoid hurting himself.
"Dalang, it's not that I'm stingy. The main reason is that children in the real world today can't even use a carrot knife. My design of this sleeve arrow is a bit overbearing. Please wait until you grow up to experience it."
Brother Liang was originally the youngest in the B&B, but now that he has Wu Dalang, he immediately feels like an adult.
Li Yu brought out the packed meals and asked Zhuge Liang to send them to the world in the book. He picked up the design drawing of Xiujian and looked at it. He thought he could make a few sets to try out the quality. Mu Guiying immediately expressed that he wanted to be the first to experience it.
But Li Yu did not agree:
"If you have a flying knife, stop coaxing it. Return it to Yan Qing's intelligence department. Maybe he will make some great achievements in the future."
Wu Dalang blinked, feeling as if his new year's money had been confiscated by an adult.
What a great gift, just gone.
When he was curious about what Xiu Jian looked like, he suddenly felt his body was empty. After turning his face again, he realized that he was lifted into the air.
Lu Bu lifted him up high with a smile:
"I really didn't expect that Erlang resurrected you to the age of six. How about it? Do you think the real world is fun?"
Wu Dalang was not used to being so tall. When Lu Bu put him down, he said in a sweet voice:
"It's a very nice place. No one bullies you. You don't have to endure hardships... May I ask the general's name?"
"My name is Lu Xiaoshuai, you can just call me handsome guy."
Lu Bu made a joke, and then took out a lacquer box from the Western Han Dynasty as a gift to Wu Dalang.
After everyone arrived, everyone began to take their seats.
Yun Xiao helped Li Yu carry the food to the private room, sat next to Zhou Ruotong, and whispered:
"According to the reconnaissance of Feather Wing Immortal, the people who explain the teachings are now gathered together. Long-eared Dingguang Immortal also revealed the golden body of Happy Buddha. Senior Brother warned us to take precautions and not to be attacked by them."
Upon hearing this, Zhou Ruotong took off the bracelet from his wrist and handed it to Yun Xiao:
"Take it with you to avoid being attacked by others."
Yunxiao didn’t want:
"No, I have already prayed to Dundun. It has increased my luck by hundreds of thousands, so I will not encounter any accidents or dangers."
Zhou Ruotong was a little surprised:
"Can you communicate directly with Dundun in the book world?"
“It’s not communication, it’s just that when you pray, you can feel its response.”
Um? Is this...did Dundun also upgrade?
Zhou Ruotong's doubts deepened, and he wished he could have a good chat with Brother Dao now.
During the dinner, Qin Qiong learned that Yuwen Chengdu had beheaded Xu Chu, and he was so happy that he drank all the liquor in the cup:
"If you kill well, you must not forgive those who are mean-mouthed."
The B&B is now a big family. When one person is scolded, everyone is gearing up.
When Yue Fei heard the news, he smiled bitterly and said:
"Brother-in-law just made a short video and asked me to deliver it to Marquis Wen. I didn't expect to make the trip." Lu Bu took a piece of pork belly, dipped it in the garlic paste and put it in his mouth:
"What did my dear son say about me again?"
Yue Fei took out his mobile phone and played it for everyone.
In the video, Zhang Fei sat on the parapet of the Great Wall, took a few bites of an apple, and then said to the camera:
"Bingzhou kid, dad, before I left, didn't I teach you a lot of curse words? Why are you being chased and scolded by Xu Chu? I will finish my work here in two days, and then I will apply to go to the Three Kingdoms World to help you kill How about Xu Chu? My son was scolded, so I, the father, can only help you get this situation back."
At the end of the video, Lu Bu smiled:
"This bitch, he is still in dire straits, and he still wants to meddle in my business... Pengju, click on the video function, and I will whisper a few words to my son."
Yue Fei: "..."
In front of all the administrators, what kind of whisper is this?
After starting the video recording, Lu Bu said:
"Yide has really grown up. It's a great comfort for my father to care about me so much. However, Xu Chu has been killed by Yu Wen Chengdu. He is as quick as chopping melons and vegetables. In the original work, you fought against Xu Chu three times and failed to win. Sure enough, you are a human being. You deserve to die... Fortunately you left the world of the Three Kingdoms, otherwise you would have been chopped off by Yuwen Chengdu. What an injustice!"
Everyone was speechless for a while. In just a few words, this guy successfully transferred Zhang San's hatred to Yuwen Chengdu.
When Wu Song gets married, Zhang Fei drags Yuwen Chengdu into a martial arts competition out of nowhere, and there is absolutely no problem that Yuwen Chengdu's martial arts value is better than Zhang Fei's.
What is insidious, I finally saw it today.
After recording the video, Lu Bu said to Wu Dalang:
"Da Lang, I am following the authority when it comes to matters. Don't imitate me. We all hope that you will be an upright person, a sunny person, and a person who will not be deceived by beautiful PUAs."
Wu Dalang held the juice in both hands and thanked:
"Thank you Marquis Wen for your teaching!"
"It's a big mistake to say this. I remember that I burned paper in front of your grave. Your grave was also dug by Brother Qin and Brother Li Xian. I'd like to go and have a look tomorrow and say goodbye to my past self."
Logically speaking, it would be inappropriate to bring this up in front of the person involved, but Lu Bu said it sincerely, without any sense of violation.
While everyone was enjoying their meal, Wu Song stood up with a wine glass and toasted to everyone:
"In the world of the book, my life has been sliding downwards. From having a family and a job, to being a prisoner, to being a gangster, it is completely a downward parabola. Since I settled in the real world, I have gone from being a gangster with nothing to having a family. I have an identity, I have a job, I have a brother who takes care of me, I have a lover, and I even have parents. Now that my eldest brother is back, I no longer have any regrets. My younger brother has done it, you can do whatever you want!”
After saying that, he drank all the white wine in the bowl and offered a special bowl to Li Yu before sitting down and continuing to eat.
Li Yu felt that Wu Song's lives on both sides were really mirror images of each other.
According to the original timeline, he will get worse and worse, and in the end, he will become a walking zombie that only kills people, and even his body is incomplete.
But in the real world, it's the complete opposite. In just one year, he went from having nothing to the pinnacle of his life.
Big Brother Qin Qiong took a sip of liquor and said:
"Although the real world has various shortcomings, it is still several steps higher than the world in the book. I hope we can work harder so that the people in the world in the book can also live this kind of life."
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While eating and drinking here, in a mountain col in Beidi County of the Three Kingdoms World, Zhang Daoling and Sun Facai were sitting on the ground, eating sauerkraut in a pot, and taking a sip of Fenjiu from time to time.
"His Royal Highness the Holy Son's craftsmanship is truly superb. This is the first time for me to eat such delicious food."
Sun Facai pulled out the vermicelli at the bottom of the pot to avoid burning it:
"This is nothing. To eat sauerkraut and white meat hotpot, you have to have blood sausage, heart meat, fat sausage, and most importantly, there has to be a heavy snow... This thing only makes sense when paired with the snow scene. Without snow, it tastes half the same. .”
As he was talking, there were more blood sausage, heart meat and fat sausage in the pot. Then the sky turned gloomy and the boiling heavy snow quickly fell.
"Damn it, Lao Zhang, I didn't expect that you are also a master of atmosphere adjustment. The heavy snowfall feels good. But the sudden heavy snowfall in May and June will make people feel that there is a huge injustice?"
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Zhang Daoling pointed to the valley next to him:
"There is a small basin inside, inhabited by a group of alien tribes that are causing harm to the Han people. This snow is prepared for them... The mountain is blocked by heavy snow, and they will not be able to get out for at least twenty days."
When Sun Facai heard about the foreign race, he didn't even bother to eat the pickled cabbage hot pot:
"What about twenty days later?"
Zhang Daoling said with a smile:
"Within twenty days, if Dong Cheng or Xiliang Governor Huangfu Song does not lead an army to wipe out this alien race, then the imperial court will be ready to replace it."
Sun Facai brought a bottle of wine to Zhang Daoling:
"Old Zhang, does this count as interfering in human affairs?"
"Whether it counts or not, I don't care... When I was still a mortal, I broke into Shu with one sword and single-handedly annihilated the six demon kings. Therefore, I was favored by the old man and accepted him as his disciple. Now I accidentally meet someone who bullies the Han people. If foreigners turn a blind eye, they will destroy their Taoism... Brother, my title of Heavenly Master was earned with one sword, not with flattery and flattery."
Sun Facai picked up the wine glass and said with admiration:
"Civil official, I understand! Come on, come on, drink this cup, you call me brother, then I can't turn a blind eye to anything that happens here."
"Don't worry, I have told you that you are the root of the secret. No matter what happens, your safety must be guaranteed."
Why did Lao Zhang rush over to eat hot pot? Was he short of food? Aren't you worried about the safety of Sun Facai?
In the real world, after having had enough wine and food, Lu Bu took away the remaining dishes and prepared to improve the lives of Li Su, Hao Zhao, Deng Zhi, Zhang Song, Zhang Ren and others.
Hao Zhenzhen drove Wu Song and Wu Dalang home. There is a guest room in the house, which is suitable for Wu Dalang to live in now. Tomorrow, he will buy some furniture so that he can have his own wardrobe, desk and other items.
After sending the family away, Yun Xiao and Mu Guiying went to clean up the kitchen. Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong led Brother Dao to the study on the second floor and began to communicate with this guy.
Zhou Ruotong originally did not plan to bring Li Yu, but he was worried that Brother Dao would not cooperate, so he asked Li Yu to follow... We promised not to use Li Fuyu first. If Master Tiandao does not cooperate, there will be nothing we can do.
Li Yu brought the small blackboard over, sat cross-legged on the carpet, and watched Zhou Ruotong communicate with Brother Dao.
"Brother Dao, did you upgrade secretly?"
Brother Dao shook his head slightly and denied it.
Not upgraded?
So why can you make a voice call?
Seeing that Brother Dao didn't look like he was lying, Zhou Ruotong changed the sentence pattern:
"Has your control over the world in the book increased?"
"Woof!"
Brother Dao didn't hesitate this time, nodded and admitted.
The level has not been improved, but the control has been improved. No wonder it can make speech.
"How much control has been increased? Can it be expressed as a percentage?"
Hearing Zhou Ruotong's question, Li Yu couldn't help but want to say, Brother Dao and I don't understand each other's language, so it's definitely not possible to communicate like this.
As a result, the dog raised its paw and drew five vertical lines on the blackboard, and then drew one behind the third one. Then it drew four more vertical lines below, and also drew one behind the third one.
Li Yu looked confused:
"Gouzi, what the hell are you drawing?"
Before Brother Dao could speak, Zhou Ruotong said:
"In the past, its control over the world in the book was 60%, but now it has reached 75%... Is this difficult to understand?"
Li Yu laughed dryly:
"It's not difficult, I'm just going to test you."
Zhou Ruotong rolled his eyes at this guy, and then asked Brother Dao:
"In addition to being able to send voice messages to the administrator, do you have any other enhancements? For example, can the space-time gate be opened only in this city now?"
Li Yu very cooperatively spread the map of the whole country on the ground and let Brother Dao make a choice.
Brother Dao pressed his claws on the Central Plains Province. Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong now understood that this guy could open a space-time gate in the province.
While chatting, Cao Wenfeng sent a message:
"Boss, there are several sealed paper mills in Handan that want to transfer their equipment. Are you interested? The asking price is not high, but you have to promise that this batch of equipment cannot be used in papermaking and similar high-pollution industries."
Handan?
Although it is next to Yinzhou, it belongs to Hebei. Gouzi can't open the space-time door, can he?
Li Yu put away his mobile phone and said pretentiously:
"There are several paper mills in Handan that have been transferred, and the equipment inside is crucial to the summary of world rules. Unfortunately, you can only open the time and space gate in the province, and you can't do it. It seems that you will just miss it."
As soon as he finished speaking, Brother Dao raised his paw and patted Handan eagerly.
Li Yu looked at it with a half-smile:
"Didn't you just say that you can only open time and space doors within the province? Now you can open time and space gates outside the province? Zai'er, my father is very disappointed with your lying."
When Brother Dao heard this, he immediately roared and jumped on Li Yu, and a man and a dog struggled together...
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When little Fu Bao was first adopted, he was lying in a mud nest, covered in filth, with rot in his thigh pits, and could only wait to die. Now he lives in a heated room, eats imported cat food, and has grown to eight pounds in five months. He truly lives up to his name and is blessed.
My wife drove the cat alone for the last injection. It was very clingy on the road and had to be hugged. For safety reasons, I followed him this time. It was really not to suck the cat. Brothers, you have to believe me.
(End of chapter)