Chapter 685 He is a dandy, what a coincidence, so am I
Chu Pingsheng moved forward with a sword in his hand. The string of beads collided with the blade and the back of the sword, making a clicking sound. This shows that the sword is not sharp, and a good weapon will blow the hair off. , it couldn't even split a string of beads, much worse than the sword in the old yellow sword box. When he passed by the seriously injured and dying Qingniao, he kicked the woman in the head, rubbed the blood from the soles of his feet on her delicate face and white skirt, and then stamped on the clean wooden floor of the corridor, feeling nothing. After feeling the annoying stickiness, I satisfactorily took photos of the plump sweet potatoes and the poetic green ants. I kissed them on the left and took a peck on the right. I laughed as if I were visiting a brothel and put my arms around their waists towards Wutong Garden. Go.
"I heard that you smell very fragrant? When the flowers bloom, bees and butterflies come naturally? What a coincidence, so do I. I'm going to take a mandarin duck bath later. I want to compete with you to see who smells better. It’s more advanced, okay?”
“And you, go and find the most erotic collection of pornographic pictures in the world. I, a high-ranking scholar at that time, must criticize him carefully.”
“I almost forgot, Old Huang, you can lick the food I prepared for you. I don’t think this will ever happen again. There is no tougher dish to go with wine than this, peanuts... are nothing.”
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In Lao Huang’s room.
The light of the inferior oil lamp kept jumping, black smoke popped out, and impurities in the wick exploded twice from time to time, which made the people who watched it jump with fear. There is a square pear wood table on the side of the door, which he made himself. When the accident happened, he was eating and drank half of the bowl of gruel. The plate in front of the porridge bowl was fried pork belly with sauce from the back kitchen. There is a layer of oil on the surface, and the four corners are stuffed with green onion segments and white garlic slices. It shows the craftsmanship of Chef Liu. The taste of the food cooked by the second chef is okay, but the appearance is average.
In the past, Lao Huang had to stand in the way. No matter what, stealing food was a thing that ruined your reputation. Whether Xu Xiao cared about it or not was one thing. Anyway, he did care. A groom must look like a groom. Otherwise, how can he hide his past if he becomes accustomed to it? The most important thing about a hidden master is the word "hidden". When the showdown comes, only the word "master" is left. The "masters" in the world are like crucian carp crossing the river, but there are not many hidden masters, so "hidden" Never lose a word.
Today, Lao Huang neither blocked nor competed with Xu Xiao for meat, even though there was a big red gourd next to him. Inside the gourd was Huijishan fifteen-year-old rice wine stolen from the cellar, because that Lin Tanhua, the good mood of stealing food and wine was gone, or because of Lin Tanhua, the trap he worked so hard to build collapsed. Have you ever seen a person throw his weapon into the lake in the morning and fish it up again at night? He had seen it before, and this stupid-looking guy was himself.
Jian Jiuhuang can be vulgar and philistine, but stupidity cannot.
"Your Majesty, where is the Crown Prince?"
Xu Xiao squeezed his eyes and glanced at the wine, dishes and still-warm porridge on the table: "You eat first."
" ..."
Old Huang did not move.
He lifted up the back of his robe, sat down on the other side of the couch, rubbed his lame leg injured in the early battles, and raised his sleeves. He didn't mind that Old Huang had a bad mouth, and his chopsticks were stained with saliva. He picked up a piece of meat in his hand and threw it into his mouth. He chewed it twice and said with cross eyes: "What are you doing standing there? Sit down."
The old man Huang then shook off the dripping sword case and put it behind the door. He took a wine bowl and sat cross-legged opposite Xu Xiao. He then pulled off the lid of the wine gourd and poured half a bowl of wine. He was about to After serving it to the most noble guest that the groom's room had ever received, King Bei Ming quickly grabbed the big red gourd next to it and drank it in his mouth.
"Ha... enjoy it, Lao Huang, this wine tastes very smooth. Did you steal it from my wine cellar?"
"My lord, how can I, Lao Huang, do this? It’s called stealing. It’s borrowing.”
“Borrow? Then remember to return it.”
Xu Xiao put down the gourd and squinted in the bowl for a long time. He found a piece of thin meat and stuffed it with white garlic slices into his mouth: "I've been feeling drowsy lately and want to sleep. Please move your face more." She is red, out of breath, and needs a knife. I couldn’t hold it anymore. The doctor from the palace looked at it and didn’t prescribe any medicine. He just told me to shut up.” , not afraid of the prince getting angry Angry?"
"I locked him up." Xu Xiao grinned: "It's good to get angry. Only when he gets angry does he know how much his bones weigh. If this man can't protect his woman, "What kind of man is that?"
Hiccup...
He gave a long wine burp, the fragrance of rice was mixed with a bit of sourness, and he didn't know that the above words were talking about his own son Xu Fengnian. Still talking about himself.
Old Huang understood and put down the wine bowl that was about to be drunk: "The prince wants to sacrifice the maids of Wutong Garden to inspire the prince to practice martial arts? With the prince's temper, if he knew that it was arranged by the prince, I am afraid he would not let it go." "Why did I arrange this?" Xu Xiao glared and pointed to the sky and said: "This is obviously the Lin family's thieves who used force to show off their violence and caught me off guard. I can't just watch my own son being raped by the thieves. To kill them, we can only pretend to maneuver, secretly deploy troops and generals, and follow the clues to wipe out the rest of the party."
"It is better to turn the useless chess into one's own use. It's a pity... the price is a bit high. "
Old Huang knows the background of Prince Bei Ming's Palace. He is the sixth out of ten famous swordsmen in the world. He is nicknamed Jian Jiuhuang and has a first-grade finger. Xuanjing swordsman.
Besides him, there is also Li Chungang, the one-armed sword god under the Tingchao Pavilion who was imprisoned by the painting of the ground. He once dominated the situation, defeated the Immortal King Xiu with the Spear, defeated the Xuanyuan Great Pan, went west to Mount Landuo, and used his sword to ask the Buddha and kill the Arhat. Twenty-three, after seven battles with Wang Xianzhi in Emperor Wu City, six wins and one loss were actually not called losses. , just because he cherished his talent, he couldn't bear to kill the rising star with his sword, so Wang Xianzhi broke his sword, wooden horse, and ox. Later, because he killed his lover Fengdu Green Robe by mistake, his realm fell to the Zhixuan realm, but the emaciated hunchback was bigger than a horse. With the sword in his hand, he already had the strength of the Celestial Realm, and Lao Huang thought he was no match.
Bei Ming also has Chen Zhibao, who is dressed in white and has a silver spear. He studied under the Spear Immortal Wang Xiu, and is nicknamed Xiaoren Tu. He has the demeanor of Xu Xiao back then, but he also has the strength of the Zhixuan realm. Another adopted son, Yuan Zuozong, was good at swords and spears with his left hand. He rarely encountered an opponent. He commanded the Snow Dragon Cavalry and was known as the most powerful general in Bei Ming's army. His military strength ranked among the top three in Liyang's army. Even Chen Zhibao was inferior to him. Emperor Wu The city king Xianzhi once asserted that given time, Yuan Zuozong would definitely use his sword skills to enter the realm of celestial phenomena, hoping to fight with him.
There is also a person guarding Xu Xiao named Han Laoshan. He is a third-rank official and a general in Feng Lingzhou. He is the younger brother of Spear Immortal Wang Xiu. He has been stranded in Zhixuan Realm for many years, although it is unlikely to go further. , but also He is a rare master. When Xu Xiao confronted Lin Tanhua just now, he was hiding behind the moon cave door at the end of the corridor. If the broken wine pot and the condensed wine sword were a little further to the left, his shot would penetrate the long night, and he would return with his sword. color.
Not counting these, there is an even more powerful master in Bei Ming. Xu Yanbing is also the younger brother of Spear Immortal Wang Xiu. Xu Xiao’s personal retinue is the number one master in Bei Ming. He is only half a step away from the land god. With a spear in his hand, his fighting power is as good as that of the sword god Li Chungang at his peak.
With these people here, let alone Lin Tanhua who is in the Zhixuan realm, Bei Ming will not be afraid if there are a few more.
"The price is high? Not big, not big. As long as my son is willing to take over Bei Ming, a few maids don't matter." After Xu Xiao said this, he raised his head and spoke to the gourd. He slapped his mouth again and again, and shook it again and again, but only received a few drops of yellow soup like he was peeing endlessly. He looked at the black porcelain bowl in Lao Huang's hand with dissatisfaction.
"I said Lao Huang, you went to the cellar to steal wine, why didn't you steal a few more pots? Who can drink with this?"
Old Huang protected his wine bowl and said: "Me. "
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Twenty-eight beauties have a crisp body, and a sword at their waists to kill the foolish man. Although there are no dead heads, secretly the bones of the emperor are withered.
In Wutong Garden, the bathhouse is fragrant with flowers and surrounded by hot clouds. A screen with eight scenes of Fujishu separates the large yellow bathtub that can accommodate three people from the outside room. There is a blood-stained prison uniform hanging on the shelf next to it. , the same bloody prison pants were thrown on the ground, black The boots and white socks were outside. As soon as he entered the door, he felt as if he had arrived at his own home. He kicked left and right, and the boots flew to the coffee table on the couch in front of him. The white socks were covered with cucumbers that he went to Baiyuan Garden to pick early in the morning. The fresh peach branches were so heavy that the pink cluster trembled wildly, and a few of them fell to the ground.
He asked Sweet Potato and Green Ant if they knew there was a person named Peach Blossom Sword God. The name was not nice, so it would be much nicer to change it to Sock God.
"Try a little harder. Is this how you usually serve Xu Fengnian?" He lay on the edge of the tub, resting his chin on his joined arms, looking eagerly at the water mist hanging on the iron hook hanging on the beam. The looming picture of a lady sleeping in spring: "I still I thought his collection was all treasures, but I didn’t expect... The world’s most handsome man is not worthy of his reputation. It’s a pity that he didn’t bring the erotic pictures he drew for the eldest princess. Otherwise, I really want to open your eyes and see who has the better collection.”
Feeling sorry for his abuse The green ant in the famous painting held his little silk hand and paused: "The eldest princess?"
"Yes, my gorgeous mother-in-law, the most beautiful woman in the world."
The green ant was a little confused. , although as a maid of Wutong Garden, the gate is usually closed You have heard about who the most beautiful woman in the world is without leaving the house. The first rouge is clearly the Princess of Jing'an, Pei Nanwei, who has some ambiguous past with the Prince of Jing'an. Who is the eldest princess? Take ten thousand steps back. Tell me, even if it is, he painted erotic pictures for his mother-in-law? What kind of tiger and wolf talk are these?
"Why did you stop?"
The green ant woke up in alarm, hurriedly tightened the silk cloth in his hand, dipped it in the hot water in the barrel, and continued to rub his back. The water in the bath was very hot, and the permeating steam made her pretty face turn red, her body was crispy, her smooth forehead was covered with crystals, and a strand of black hair was dangling in front of her eyes.
"Sweet Potato, you've already had a cup of tea after taking off your clothes. Is it because you can't untie the ribbon or take off your bra? Do you want me to help you?"
"Mr. Lin... …Wait a moment, right away Okay."
A voice that could be described as "calm" came from the other side of the screen, as if he did this kind of thing all the time. As the most dandy prince in the world, how could he not be in trouble? The principle of one's own maid.
(End of this chapter)