Chapter 235 I’m going to steal your whole family!
The old man looked in the direction of Jiang Nanxi and then at Xu Fan. After thinking for a while, he said, "Let's talk about it then. She has come to mourn. Logically, she should give it to the old man."
Xu Fan said dissatisfiedly, "I have sent so many women to this old man, and this one is still missing?"
The old man glared at him and said, "Xu Fan, when the old man was alive, he made money in business, but he helped your family a lot. What do you mean by fighting against the old man now?
Old man Now that he is dead, he is considered your ancestor. If he has a good life in the underworld, he can bless you in the future! ”
"..."
Xu Fan stopped talking, and the old man added, "You have to know who you can and cannot rob. If you offend the old man, even if you are a member of the Xu family, your whole family will also They're all going to die!"
These words made Xu Fan tremble. He was obviously afraid of this dead man, so he didn't mention it again.
Xu Fan turned around and left, continuing to help relatives of the Xu family prepare for the twelve o'clock banquet.
Not long after, it was twelve o'clock.
Because it was evening, there were not many people coming to eat, and with the help of relatives from the Xu family, there were only two tables.
Jiang Nanxi and the four of them were sitting at the same table.
When Jiang Nanxi saw the dishes being served, he smelled a familiar aroma of herbs.
She squinted her eyes, stared at the dishes for a while, and whispered to Liu Qingyan beside her, "Do you smell it? It seems to be the smell of soul-inducing grass."
" It’s the soul-inducing grass.”
Liu Qingyan already knew about the strange things happening here. He thought for a while and said, "The souls of humans who eat soul-attracting grass will leave the body for no reason. If the soul cannot come back in time, the body will fail and die. Women who died before, It is possible that the soul was taken away, causing the body to die.”
"That should be the case."
Jiang Nanxi said, "The reason why those women's souls were led away must be related to this old man."
"Yes."
Liu Qingyan After answering, he saw Jiang Nanxi pick up a large piece of pig's trotters and eat them, and his expression paused.
"These dishes are filled with ingredients, why are you still eating them? What if your soul is taken away?"
Jiang Nanxi snorted, "You don't know what my soul is like. Huh? If he dares to attract my soul, I will be very happy.”
Jiang Nanxi’s soul is at the level of a ghost king who has escaped from the eighteenth level of hell. The ghosts outside are basically attracted to her. Consider it as food!
Liu Qingyan also ate.
His soul is not afraid of being led out either.
The photographer didn't know yet that there was something added to the dish. He saw Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan both eating it, and he also put a lot of good food into his bowl.
But just as he was about to eat, his entire bowl was taken away by Jiang Nanxi, "Photography teacher, have you lost weight recently? I'll help you eat!"
Photographer: ?
Leng Huaixin also took some dishes, but he felt something was wrong, so he didn't eat them.
Seeing Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan eating so happily, he couldn't help but remind them, "Be careful, this family has such weird funeral arrangements, there might be something wrong with these things."
When the photographer heard this, he immediately forgave Jiang Nanxi's behavior, "Teacher Jiang, I know you are doing it for my own good, but you have to be careful yourself!"
Jiang Nanxi waved his hand, "I'm fine, you guys are okay. Tell me what you want to eat and I will help you eat it. "
Photographer: "..."
Leng Huaixin: "..."
Jiang Nanxi was eating happily, but there was a loud noise from the other end of the table. , someone slammed the wine glass on the table, stood up and looked at her.
This person is none other than Xu Fan.
Xu Fan looked at Jiang Nanxi meaningfully and said, "You guys had a great time eating, but we have another rule here. That is, if you want to eat for free, you not only have to mourn for the old man, but you also have to eat while you are there. It's time to perform a show, it's lively, sir I don’t like walking around in a deserted place.”
After Xu Fan finished speaking, he pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, “Let’s start with you. Each of you must perform a lively show, otherwise. You can’t continue eating!” Everyone at the two tables looked at Jiang Nanxi.
Seeing her pretty face and good temperament, the relatives of the Xu family became interested one by one and urged Jiang Nanxi to perform.
Jiang Nanxi gnawed on the pig's trotter without moving.
Xu Fan said impatiently, "I asked you to perform a show for the old man. You don't understand, right? Why are you still sitting there? Stand up quickly!"
Liu Qingyan heard this , a trace of displeasure flashed across Qinggui's gentle face, and he stretched out his hand to overturn the table.
But Jiang Nanxi held down his hand, "Don't get excited, isn't it just a show? I'm the best at this! I promise to make the old man happy and lively!"
Bang.
Jiang Nanxi stood up.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Because she stood up, but she jumped directly from the ground to the table and stood!
Jiang Nanxi stood on the table, kicked the food at his feet away a little, raised his hands to the people below and said, "Dear audience members, I don't know anything else but singing some Peking opera. Today How about performing a Peking Opera for you?”
Xu Fan: “…”
Others: "..."
Xu Fan reacted and his face was livid, "I asked you to perform a show, but I didn't let you serve on the table! Get off here! How can other people eat like this!"< br>
Jiang Nanxi: "There shouldn't be a stage for the performance? You don't have one either." If I don’t stand here, how can I let everyone see my wonderful performance?”
Jiang Nanxi: "Okay."
Jiang Nanxi agreed to his request with a good temper and jumped down from the table.
Seeing her coming down, Xu Fan's expression improved a little, and he sat down and continued eating.
But the next second.
When he saw where Jiang Nanxi was going, he was so frightened that he dropped the chopsticks in his hand.
Jiang Nanxi turned around, and with another easy bounce, he actually jumped onto the coffin in the mourning hall!
Before Xu Fan could scold her, Jiang Nanxi shouted, "Good evening, everyone. What I'm going to perform is Peking Opera Face Changing. I hope you like it!"
Then, Jiang Nanxi raised one arm and raised his hand. He raised one leg and made an independent movement like a golden rooster.
A burst of colorful light appeared on her face inexplicably, like a neon light.
Jiang Nanxi stared in the direction of Xu Fan, babbling for a while, and then sang in a rich Peking Opera accent, "Hey! Red-faced Guan Gong~! Fight your father! Blue-faced Colton, thief Your mother!”
Xu Fan:? ? ?
Others:? ? ?
Audience:? ? ?
You, the one who is riding a horse, are you changing your face in Peking Opera? !
Xu Fan was so angry that he was shaking all over, "What are you doing? How dare you stand on the old man's coffin!"
Xu Fan rushed over and tried to pull Jiang Nanxi down, but Jiang Nanxi directly He kicked him away and then made a monkey-stealing peach gesture.
The light on Jiang Nanxi's face turned green.
"Green Cheng Yaojin, beat your house! White-faced Cao Cao, laugh at your mother! Purple-faced King, kill your mother's whole family! Colorful watermelon, laugh haha~ laugh~ haha~!"
As her movements and the singing of Peking Opera sounded, the light on her face became more and more dazzling, starting to change from red, blue, purple, green, and white.
In the end, the light turned into a large colorful watermelon. There was a pair of smart eyes on the big watermelon, which looked at Liu Qingyan in the audience and winked at him.
Jiang Nanxi: You asked me to perform this, so I’m not welcome!
Hahahahahaha, I just turned on the illustration function a few days ago, so I added all the pictures. I also added pictures to some of the classic plots in the past.