Chapter 238 My ass is on fire~!
The scene fell into silence for a moment.
The screen in the live show room was also full of question marks.
【What? What did you stuff? 】
[Jiang Nanxi, can you have some moral integrity? Why do you take off this old man’s pants! 】
[Can anyone think of this? 】
I saw that they were all silent and looking at me with strange eyes.
Jiang Nanxi said quickly, "Why are you looking at me with such perverted eyes? Well, to tell you the truth, I didn't stuff his ass, which is indeed a bit disgusting."
Everyone didn't know why, but they all breathed a sigh of relief deep in their hearts, not only the Xu family, but also Leng Huaixin and others who followed Jiang Nanxi.
The photographer was in the mourning hall and said fearfully, "Teacher Jiang, this kind of joke is not funny!"
Xu Fan also said angrily, "Is there something wrong with your brain? You're not bragging like this!"
Jiang Nanxi: "I stuffed it in his pants."
Xu Fan:? ? ?
Others:? ? ?
Before anyone could react, Jiang Nanxi rushed over, picked up the photographer in the mourning hall and ran away.
There was a loud explosion.
Jiang Nanxi rushed out of Xu's courtyard in the blink of an eye, and Liu Qingyan followed.
Leng Huaixin took a step slower and brought out all the people who had just come in to eat together.
"Ah!"
The screams of the Xu family members were heard. They reacted slowly and were directly blown out by the aftermath of the explosion.
However, the grenade Jiang Nanxi used this time was not modified by herself, and it was not particularly powerful.
The Xu family's mourning hall and house were blown up, but nothing happened in the yard, so those people in the yard were only slightly injured when they were blown out.
After Jiang Nanxi ran out, he put the photographer down and looked at the sky in surprise, "The old man was blown away, but his body is still fine!"
Hearing her voice, the others unconsciously glanced at the sky after running out.
The old man was blown away!
But the old man’s body was unscathed!
You can vaguely see a black mist covering the body, protecting it from damage.
Not long after, after the aftermath of the explosion in the yard faded a little, the blown-up bodies fell from the air.
Seeing the old man's body falling, the second uncle of the Xu family quickly shouted, "You all get up quickly and catch the old man's body. We have been working for so long, and the body must not be damaged in any way!"
Xu Fan and other relatives of the Xu family scrambled to their feet and stretched their hands below to catch the body.
"It's burning my ass!"
Before the body fell completely, Jiang Nanxi suddenly stepped on a sweeping robot, flew into the air, grabbed the old man's body by the neck, and ran away carrying the body like a chicken.
She also shouted to the others below, "Run, run, run! This old man wants to resurrect from the dead and rejuvenate his youth, so he has to absorb the woman's soul and break the secret technique on his body, so he can't be resurrected." ”
Seeing Jiang Nanxi grab the old man's body, Leng Huaixin also reacted, turned around and ran away.
The Xu family members were right next to them, and they immediately became angry and rushed over to stop them.
"Don't leave, bring the body back!"
"You are so immoral that you even snatch the corpses of dead people! You will have retribution!"
When Leng Huaixin heard these people's curses, he couldn't help but retort, "You are the ones who are evil! In order to resurrect the old man, you killed so many innocent people!"
As soon as he finished cursing, he saw the high school student girl beside him fainted.
Leng Huaixin's expression changed, he quickly supported the girl and ran away with her on his back.
The Xu family was bombed, the old man's body was robbed, the scene was chaotic, and the second uncle of the Xu family was furious. The old man ran to the small foreign-style building next to Xu's house.
"Second uncle, second uncle!"
Xu Fan was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He anxiously ran over to the old man and said, "They ran away with the old man's body. What should we do now? If they really break the old man's anti-life law, we will be dead too!"
"Useless thing, get out!"
The old man pushed Xu Fan away angrily, then went to the room and took out a shotgun.
He came to the top floor of the small foreign-style building, stood at the highest position, and aimed his shotgun at Leng Huaixin, who was carrying the girl on his back.
Although they have run away, the location of this small western-style building is excellent. Standing at the highest point, you can overlook every small alley next to it.
Originally, the old man wanted to find Jiang Nanxi, but Jiang Nanxi ran so fast on the sweeping robot that he could no longer see her!
The old man said to Xu Fan, "Go to the Deadwood Forest Tomb outside the village, contact the old man, and ask him to find that damn woman."
As soon as he finished speaking, the old man pulled the trigger and fired in the direction of Leng Huaixin and the girl.
Bang.
At the moment when the bullet was fired, the shotgun in the old man's hand was suddenly snatched away, causing it to deflect, and the shot hit directly into the sky.
“Pa—!”
Jiang Nanxi suddenly appeared next to the old man, not only snatched his shotgun, but also slapped him.
"You...!"
The old man was completely stunned. He had no idea when she came over and how could she move so fast!
"Hey!"
Jiang Nanxi chuckled, and then rushed into the room of Xiaoyanglou with excitement, "I just saw you opening the safe and getting a shotgun!"
Old man: "!!!"
The old man's expression changed drastically, and he stumbled into the room, "Stop, stop it, you are robbing me!"
Jiang Nanxi had already found the safe and saw a lot of gold jewelry inside.
The old man's voice was full of tears, "How could you do this? Even if you rob the body, you also rob my safe. You are still not a human being!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Hey, I'm not a human being, am I? Now I'm asking you to borrow some money to go to Tiangong to rebel. When I become the Monkey King, I will repay you!"
Old man: "You crazy woman, put the safe down for me!"
She hugged the open safe, turned around and rushed towards the balcony, then kicked the old man who ran in to stop her, "Hey, hey, hey, am I the most agile in the mountain? You can't catch me."
"Ahhhh, my baby!"
"Hey hey hey hey hey..."
"Give me back!"
"Hey hey hey..."
Jiang Nanxi ran to the balcony, put the safe into the space, and then continued to fly away on the sweeping robot.
The old man chased after her and grabbed the hem of her clothes, but he couldn't fly and almost fell off the balcony. In the end, he had to let go and watched Jiang Nanxi fly away gracefully with eyes wide open.
"Second uncle!"
Xu Fan ran up the stairs, "I burned paper and told the old man. The old man was so angry and scolded us for being useless, but he said he would go find those people to settle the score!"
The second uncle of the Xu family calmed down a little, took a deep breath and said, "These people... deserve to die! When the old man died, he was unwilling to die like this, so I set up a formation to make him a ghost.
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Later, he absorbed so many living souls and wanted to rejuvenate himself. His power increased so much that even I couldn't control it. These people are dead! ”
He thought for a while, then went to the study and took out a few formation disks. "You go and get the old man's tablet. I will set up the formation to make the old man's ghost become more fierce. These people will definitely die without a burial place!"< br>