Chapter 434 Carrying a urine bag to take a shower
"Fan, isn't this good?" Doctor Jason was a little embarrassed.
But when he looked around, he saw men without clothes walking around. They could only lower their heads and hold their waistbands tightly with their hands.
“Don’t think blindly, you don’t have so many problems.” Fan Dongkai scolded with a smile, “Let me tell you, I will take you to take a bath today. After you try it, you will know how dirty you are. "Dirty? I'm not dirty! I take a shower every day." Dr. Jason's Chinese skills were still average and he didn't understand what Fan Dongkai meant.
"Let me tell you, in our country, southerners don't take baths either. This is a habit in the north." Fan Dongkai thought for a long time and found similar vocabulary to explain to Jason reluctantly.
"North? South?"
"Ha, unlike your Civil War, the difference between our north and south is so big that it's like two different countries." Fan Dongkai challenged Eyebrows, eyebrows become "√" shape.
“Zongzi is salty in the south and sweet in the north; mooncakes are salty in the south and sweet in the north.”
The battle between the salty party and the sweet party is never-ending.
"By the way, you are not allowed to bring your own drinks inside, so put your thermos cup in the cabinet." Fan Dongkai reminded.
“Why!” Dr. Jason was surprised, but then said in Chinese, “Why!”
“There are many things in it.” Fan Dongkai was already eager to try.
Because he had to take care of Dr. Jason and let him progress step by step, Fan Dongkai never came to the bathing center for fear that the impact would be too great and Dr. Jason would not be able to adapt.
And after all, Dr. Jason had just undergone surgery and had to rest for a while.
Jason has adapted to some of these habits in the past few days, such as...a big red thermos cup with wolfberry soaked in it.
Fan Dongkai felt that soon Jason’s thermos cup would be filled with all kinds of messy things that he wouldn’t even recognize.
Jason’s ability to adapt is simply amazing! As for those messy things, Fan Dongkai didn't know where Jason saw them. The key was that he really dared to soak them in water and drink them.
"Fan, can I not go?"
Fan Dongkai shook his head and took out his mobile phone, "Here, this is the basic process of taking a bath. Just look at the front and the back. The process of taking a shower in the women’s bathroom ”
Jason took the phone and watched the video in shock.
In the video, Jason was stunned by the bathing process of a funny blogger's virtual Northeast Bathing Center, especially the details of picking it up and wiping it clean.
Fan Dongkai felt that it was too early to bring Jason, and it seemed that Jason could not accept it.
Not to mention Jason, even southerners who came to the bathhouses in the Northeast would not be able to accept this rough and heroic approach for a while.
Jason’s eyes widened and he looked up at Fan Dongkai.
But his hand suddenly stopped, his fingers trembled, and the phone slipped from his hand. Fan Dongkai was startled and desperately caught the phone.
"Jason, if you can't adapt..."
"No, no, no, Fan, look."
Jason pointed behind Fan Dongkai.
In an instant, Fan Dongkai felt a cold wind blowing behind him, as if a pair of red embroidered shoes were floating behind him.
There was laughter and laughter all around.
It is the familiar bragging voice of Northeastern men. They imply that Fan Dongkai himself is in the bathhouse in Northeast China and there is nothing weird about him.
Fan Dongkai calmed down and looked back in the direction of Jason's finger.
At one glance, Fan Dongkai was stunned.
A man in his sixties wandered in with a urine bag in his hand.
This scene was already very inconsistent, but the urine bag in the old man's hand was even more inconsistent. It turned out to be purple urine.
The mobile phone in Fan Dongkai's hand almost fell to the ground again.
"Fan, are you all so...so...so...bold?"
No matter how much he thought about it, Jason couldn't find the right words to describe the scene in front of him, and finally just It can be described as bold and bold.
Whether it is Chinese or English, there is no vocabulary to compare it with.
Fan Dongkai was startled for a moment, then walked over, "Old man, what are you doing?"
"Ah? I don't know what's going on. It's okay. I won't take a bath. I'll take a shower. "The old man was proud. The urine bag in Yang's hand, "It can take up to a week. If I don't take a shower, I will feel that my whole body is covered with chapped and uncomfortable."
"What are the chapped?" Jason looked at the purple urine bag in the old man's hand. , whispered quietly to Fan Dongkai.
He can accept the robot panda in the first hospital of the Medical University, and he can accept the driverless cars running all over the streets, but he cannot accept the old man whose urine turns purple and is in the bathhouse as if nothing happened.
"Don't worry, it won't be dirty." The old man explained, "I'll just take a shower, take a bath and leave. It's not dirty, not dirty."
He explained very kindly, even a little humblely. It was obvious at a glance that he had already made psychological expectations and was prepared to apologize to others for eighteen thousand wrongs.
But even so, he insisted on taking a bath.
Fan Dongkai’s eyebrows turned into the character “eight”.
Is that a matter of whether it is dirty or not? The urine has turned purple, why do you still care about whether it is dirty or not!
"Old man, it's like this. The color of your urine is wrong. I'm a doctor. How about I give you a 120?" Fan Dongkai explained tentatively.
He was also worried that the old man in front of him was crazy.
With the recent economic downturn, everyone is very angry, and social security is not as good as in previous years. Fan Dongkai is worried that he did not die in the gun battle in the United States, but something happened when he returned home.
Isn’t that a joke?
This is also a good habit developed in the United States. Those Northeastern men who are naked and bragging around them do not have this sense of crisis.
"Me? Hey, I don't know what's going on." The old man grinned and was very kind. "A few days ago, it suddenly turned purple and scared me. It turned out to be good. When I was about to go to the hospital, my husband poured out the urine, and what came out was yellow.”
"What?" Fan Dongkai's eyes widened and his eyebrows spread.
"Really, if you don't believe it, I'll show it to you now." The old man just said it casually, but he didn't expect to knock Fan Dongkai down.
"Come on, come on, go to the bathroom, show me."
"You... must be sick. Young man, if you are sick, go to the hospital as soon as possible." The old man looked at Fan Dongkai with concern .
Gan!
Fan Dongkai was dissatisfied when the old man, who obviously had prostate enlargement and hyperplasia, said he was sick.
He explained for a minute before the old man was doubtful.
In line with the principle of not causing trouble outside, the old man took Fan Dongkai and Jason to the bathroom.
"It's really yellow. It's normal. It's not irritating at all." The old man explained, "Just change to a urine bag. You said that the current urine bag costs 5.9 yuan a piece. It was bought from JD.com. How about the quality? So bad.”
“I can’t see the purple anywhere, so I just brushed it down (sai)”
"Next time I go to Pinduoduo to buy. Everyone's quality is not good, so I might as well buy cheap ones."
Jason was stunned.
He pulled Fan Dongkai, "Fan, urine bag, five yuan and ninety? This quality?"
Jason's mind had already converted RMB into US dollars, which was less than one US dollar. , can you buy this kind of urine bag?
It’s incredible.
"Yeah, a faded urine bag, what the hell, the quality is not good at all."
Fan Dongkai was speechless.
The urine bag the old man got was a 1500ml anti-reflux drainage bag. At Johns Hopkins... Fan Dongkai didn't pay attention to the price, but he couldn't buy it for less than 20 US dollars. He definitely couldn't buy it.
"It seems to be five yuan and nine yuan, RMB." Fan Dongkai explained in a low voice, but he didn't believe what he said.
This is too cheap!
"Old man, did you come here by yourself?"
"My legs and feet are fine. I am waiting in line for prostate embolization surgery, but I can't urinate. I am not disabled, so there is no need for anyone to keep an eye on me." said the old man. Then, place the urine bag on the urinal and open the valve below.
Sure enough, what came out of the urine bag was really yellow urine.
Fan Dongkai and Jason didn’t know what to say.
“When did you change your urine bag?”
"The quality is not good. It was replaced the day before yesterday. You said I didn't see any purple color, so why did it fade? What the hell." The old man was very angry. He screwed the urine bag on and then went to wash his hands.
But he had already taken off his clothes and had no place to hang the urine bag. He looked left and right, and finally Fan Dongkai helped him carry it. He looked at it carefully and took the time to wash his hands.
It looks fine, so it probably has nothing to do with the quality of the urine bag.
And the urine poured out is yellow, which looks the same color as the urine in a normal urine bag.
Is it so magical?
The old man took the urine bag and took a shower, then went to take a leisurely bath.
Fan Dongkai had no intention of luring Jason in. Instead, he returned to the place where he was changing clothes, picked up his cell phone, and typed in the group, describing what he saw today.
After sending several groups in a row, Fan Dongkai finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Fan, is that magic?" Jason asked.
“Probably not.”
"Then how do you explain the purple urine bag and yellow urine? And the urine bag is standard. I have looked at it carefully."
Fan Dongkai took a look, and no one in the group replied to him.
He was also itching unbearably, so he turned on his cell phone and made a call directly.
"Hello, little...Professor Luo." Fan Dongkai greeted him politely.
"Say, Lao Fan." Luo Hao's voice was a little erratic.
Fan Dongkai didn't notice either. He told what happened just now.
"Professor Luo, what do you think is going on?"
"That's it." Luo Hao's doubtful tone almost condensed into substance, "Old Fan, the basic education in your school is so Is it bad?”
A surge of anger rose from the bottom of my heart and went straight to my forehead, and my blood pressure was so high that I almost choked.
“Purple urine bag syndrome, the English abbreviation is pubs.”
"???" Fan Dongkai was startled, while Dr. Jason listened carefully. When he heard about purple urine bag syndrome, he started searching on the Internet.
"Refers to the phenomenon of purple pigmentation of different shades in the urinary catheter and urine bag of patients with indwelling urinary catheters. However, in clinical practice, not all purple pigments are purple, and there are also blue and rose red pigments. Wait for the different shades of color to change."
"Pro. Although the bed is not common, it can be seen once or twice a year. Lao Fan, do you never see patients? As a doctor, you are also a front-line doctor, so you can't do it without seeing patients." Luo Hao asked directly. Fan Dongkai was determined and gently scolded him in the tone of a superior doctor.
"..." Fan Dongkai concluded.
“After the patient’s urinary catheter was left in place for a period of time, the pigmentation of the urinary catheter and urine bag changed from lavender or blue to dark blue or dark purple.
The cause of purple urine is the degradation of indole sulfate, a metabolite of tryptophan in the diet. Patients with chronic constipation and gastrointestinal dysfunction have poor intestinal motility and digestion, and food stays in the intestine for a long time. Putrefaction produces indole substances. It is rapidly absorbed in the large intestine, converted into oxyindigo matrix sulfate by the liver through the hepatic portal circulation, and converted into oxyindigo matrix after being excreted in the urine.
The process just mentioned is transformed into blue indigo and blue under the conditions of Escherichia coli, Pseudomonas aeruginosa, Mutans mirabilis, Morganella morganii, etc. and alkaline urine. Red indirubin, these colors appear bluish-purple when mixed, becoming purple urine bag syndrome. "
"The old man was probably queuing up for surgery and was anxious, which made his constipation symptoms worse. Before surgery, it is common for patients to experience constipation. Therefore, the discoloration of urine can also be explained. "
"I said this, you can understand it. ”
Luo Hao asked with concern at the end.
His concern, like contempt, made Fan Dongkai feel uncomfortable.
“…”
“…”
Fan Dongkai and Jason were silent at the same time.
"Having a bath with a urine bag proves that the patient subconsciously thinks that he may never be able to take a bath again. It also means that he is extremely anxious deep down, so it is normal to have purple urine."
< br>Luo Hao heard that Fan Dongkai didn’t answer,
“Don’t worry about these things, they are basically benign. In our words It’s better to ask him if he feels angry or he doesn’t feel any pain after surgery.”
“It’s best to ask similar patients after surgery. Give me an enema as soon as possible. Are you constipated? It’s very uncomfortable.”
“Xiao Luo, what’s the purple urine?” came another voice.
"Yes, it's amazing. I built a laboratory that meets health standards and makes copper histidine myself. I admire it!" Luo Hao said to the person on the other side.
Fan Dongkai is even more confused, making his own copper histidine?
Isn’t this nonsense?
But having said that, what exactly does copper histidine do? What is Luo Hao doing?
"Lao Fan, you... why don't you go back and talk to Meng Liangren? That shouldn't be the case. Haven't you been working in the United States for a long time? You should have seen similar situations."
"..."
"..."
Whether it is purple urine bag syndrome, or it is caused by Luo Hao's judgment that the old man is anxious and constipated, or it is copper histidine, Fan Dongkai... Speechless.
His eyebrows drooped into the character "eight".
"Lao Fan, if nothing happens, I'll hang up. I'm busy here." After Luo Hao finished speaking, he paused for a few seconds and then hung up the phone.
"Found it!" Jason found a related paper on purple urine bag syndrome, and Fan Dongkai leaned his head over to take a closer look.
Sure enough, it’s just as Luo Hao said.
It’s just that the paper is not so detailed.
Fan Dongkai was dissatisfied, "I'll ask that old man."
"What do you want to ask?"
"Constipation!" Fan Dongkai said through gritted teeth.
Luo Hao actually despises his own basic knowledge. Purple urine bag syndrome is a very unpopular disease diagnosis, how can he say it is his own problem!
Besides, he said there would be constipation without even seeing the patient?
Bullshit.
Fan Dongkai stood up, holding his mobile phone in one hand, and strode inside.
There are two bathing pools of several hundred square meters in the middle of the men's bathing house. There are children playing in them, which makes it a little noisy.
There is a coffee table next to it, and it is already full of people.
Some are dozing off, some are drinking tea and scrolling through their mobile phones, and some are gathering around to brag.
Amidst the thick steam in the bathhouse, everyone is leisurely and contented.
Fan Dongkai kept looking around, and finally saw the old man carrying a urine bag in the northeast corner of the bathing area.
"Master!" Fan Dongkai walked over familiarly, his eyebrows raised.
"Huh? What do you want from me?" The old man was a little cautious.
"Have your bowel movements been normal recently?"
"..." The old man was startled, "Young man, there is nothing wrong with you."
An encounter in the bathhouse, chasing after Asking Ren behind his butt if there was any problem with his bowel movements was even more outrageous than an old man taking a bath with a urine bag.
But fortunately, Fan Dongkai is thick-skinned and naturally familiar, so he doesn't care about this.
After a lot of hard work, the old man saw that he didn’t mean any harm. He thought about it carefully and said that he had been out of bowels for three or four days.
It was also said that it was caused by urinary tract irritation. When I wanted to defecate, I felt bloated and uncomfortable. If I had surgery, it would definitely be fine.
Fan Dongkai had nothing to say this time, he sighed.
"Fan, let's go." Jason looked at the bathing area where more than a dozen masters were rubbing mud one by one, and felt dirty.
"When you lie down on it, you'll get more than this. You guys usually use industrial products to remove cuticles. What will it cause in the end?"
"What will it cause?"
"Hair loss!" Fan Dongkai said firmly, "Have you seen me? I only use shampoo once a month. Take a look at my hair."
Fan Dongkai lowered his head and showed off his thick hair with Jason.
“……”
"I usually use soap, and I can always wash myself clean." Fan Dongkai said, "In these years in the United States, I couldn't find a bath master, and you still don't accompany me when I come back. Forget it, you really don't want to try new things "
Jason looked back at the white bathing area and swallowed.
"Fan, do you think there are gizzards among those bathing masters?"
"!!!"
This is the first time Fan Dongkai has heard this question mentioned. , I have been taking baths since I was a child. At that time, I didn’t know what was and wasn’t.
"Jason, what are you thinking about?" Fan Dongkai felt a little irritated and scolded.
"That's what I'm saying." Jason also felt that this topic was not easy to discuss.
But taking a bath in Northeast China was so unrestrained that he had no choice but to think that way.
He left the bath as if fleeing. Looking back, Jason sighed, "Fan, this place is really similar to the Louvre."
"Really? Why don't I think so." Fan Dongkai still resists being called Little Versailles.
When it was prosperous, the annual output value here was more than one billion.
"Where to go?"
"Whatever."
The two of them are already very familiar, and they are casually having meaningless conversations.
“Let’s go to the hospital and have a look.” Jason and Fan Dongkai said, “I’m quite interested in robot pandas. You know, they look so futuristic and sci-fi.”
Hospital.
Fan Dongkai feels a headache when he mentions this place.
Domestic hospitals are completely different from foreign hospitals, and the status of doctors is appallingly low.
Thinking about the days when he could go to sea on a yacht one day a week abroad, Fan Dongkai misses it very much.
But that is all in the past. Fan Dongkai is afraid that he will encounter a dump truck the next second if he stays.
pity.
After taking the drip and returning to the hospital, Jason felt refreshed.
“The density of tiger bones is above 4.0, which is higher than that of marble. I didn’t expect it. Every time friends come over, I take them to the Siberian Tiger Park, and they don’t believe me when I tell them.” Hospitalized. The boss is chatting.
Fan Dongkai and Jason heard clearly outside the door.
Is the Siberian tiger’s bone density so high? Fan Dongkai said he didn't know.
He walked in and saw Meng Liangren holding the robotic panda with one hand and the other hand on the mouse, checking medical records.
And Zhuang Yan is holding her mobile phone and searching.
“The Siberian tiger is indeed the king. I remember that my grandpa’s house has medicinal wine made from tiger bones.”
“That’s not right.” Zhuang Yan held up her mobile phone, “Brother, are you a public account? "Have you seen too much?"
"Gah~" The hospital manager also learned to gah and looked at Zhuang Yan in surprise.
"I just used AI to search, and there are three sources of tiger bone density 4.04, one Baidu library and two Sohu marketing accounts. The credibility is not even as good as a certain sweet potato. Everything you read seems to be true. Isn't it easy to deceive? ”
“!!!”
“Brother, you are talking about the Decepticons, right?” Zhuang Yan laughed, “After searching, I suspect that the original version is tiger bone hardness according to Mohs’ scale of hardness. There is 4, which happens to be the lowest hardness of marble on the Mohs scale. 2.5.
The density of marble is 2.56-2.86g/cm. It has been rumored that tiger bone is denser than marble. Bed 3 The patient may be a little nervous about the surgery tomorrow. Ask him how his bowel movements are. If he still has no bowel movements, prescribe him some vaginal plugs and tell him that they cannot be taken orally, let alone inserted in a package. ”
"Oh oh oh, I know Lao Meng." Zhuang Yan responded.
Meng Liangren spoke a little verbosely. It was obvious that he wanted to save face for the hospital manager, rather than really telling the patient so many things.
"Teacher Fan, Teacher Jason, why are you here?" Zhuang Yan greeted Fan Dongkai after seeing him.
Fan Dongkai's heart moved, "Xiaozhuang, let me test you on something."
"Teacher Fan, tell me."
Meng Liangren let go of the mouse, but he tightened his hand around Erhei and turned around to stare at Fan Dongkai.
“You said that clinically it was found that the urine in a patient’s urine bag after surgery was purple. What disease do you think it is.”
“Purple, first check for purple urine bag syndrome, soothe me The emotions of the patient’s family. Although the guide says that there is no need to change the urinary catheter, I still feel that the urinary catheter and urine bag should be included. I don’t need antibiotics.”
“The patient’s constipation after surgery is not a big deal, but it’s not a big deal if the patient’s family always comes to see him.” , it’s better to solve it early! ”
"!!!"
Fan Dongkai and Jason were surprised.
"Which subject guide does it talk about?" Fan Dongkai asked cautiously.
Zhuang Yan was startled, and then smiled sweetly, "Senior brother told me that if you call everything a guide, it will be no problem. It will make you look more professional."
"Yeah~~~" Fan Dongkai I almost couldn't carry it with a choked breath.
(End of this chapter)