Chapter 315 Don’t worry, sister-in-law, your husband can’t make it happen
“This anchor has no empathy and doesn’t know how to feel for others.”
Lin Feng glanced at a barrage,
Took a puff of smoke and said: "I can't feel the same way?
I feel the same way.
You're fucking married and you cheat on me, how can you make me feel the same way?
I can only tell you that what you are doing is wrong. In ancient times, you would have been given a guillotine.
This is my answer
I feel the same way as you.
I tell you,
Which live broadcast room did you go to, which emotional blogger said I feel the same way for you? I think it’s not easy for you too. There’s nothing wrong with pursuing your own happiness.
Then he wants to trick you into buying gifts. Then if the charge is a little more expensive, then I feel the same way about it,
I feel the same way about money.
What if you even come up to the bar and say, My mistress and I are very affectionate, I love my mistress, and my mistress loves me too.
But if you get into a car accident and get pushed under the car, you will be in trouble soon.
Then I will definitely feel uncomfortable,
It is a big deal if one dies.
But what the hell did you come up to say?
I got married and cheated again, should I pursue my own happiness?
Your wretched wife is at home taking care of the children, while you are fucking outside with your mistress,
Why the hell do I still feel the same way?
I feel for you, you bastard.
I’m so fucking unlucky, I feel for you.
Who is willing to empathize with such a hairy person like you? ”
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On the barrage.
"I feel for him, you bastard, hahahaha."
"It feels so good to hear my elder brother scolding people, haha."
"Who would be willing to feel the same way for you, a hairy bitch? To the (dog head)."
"Man: You are the one with the hair in your mouth, please call me handsome (smile)"
Hahahahaha.
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"Anchor, just pretend, and wait for the day when your house collapses."
Lin Feng smiled and said: "I'll tell you the truth, but you said I'm pretending,
If I really wanted to play, I would have done it on the Internet long ago,
I have been live streaming for five years, and I get some private messages almost every day, all of which are confessions from my sisters-in-law. I really want to play, and I have already played.
But it’s not necessary.
Of course,
it does not mean that my body has become holy and I have no desires or desires.
Just because I see things more clearly than others.
Because in reality, I have seen many examples, all of which are things that you have built with great difficulty, but in the end they were all destroyed because of lust and wealth.
In my heart, I think you can actually do something more meaningful with these things.
For example, it can spread some energy.
I think this makes sense.
I hope everyone can be clearer,
Life is by no means something that can be covered up by love and love.
Many people just care too much about these sexual matters, which makes us unable to distinguish between right and wrong, and unable to truly see through the essence of some things.
Why the ancients said that you must cultivate your mind and body, that’s right here.
Because you don’t cultivate your mind or body, you are like an animal. Based on your primitive instinct, when you see a beautiful girl, you want to date her.
When you see a handsome guy, you want to be with him. Together.
Let me tell you,
your brain’s IQ is almost cut in half.
Just like a video I saw before, a little girl saw a very handsome foreigner walking across the street and showed love to him.
Very stupid.
But she won’t feel it herself.
Because she was immersed in this kind of lust, she couldn't see clearly.
In fact, when others look at you, it’s like they’re watching a joke.
The same goes for dog licking.
Doing things that move yourself and move the world, in fact, in the eyes of outsiders, you are just a fool.
This is what I said, once your brain is controlled by lust, your IQ will be cut in half.
If your lifelong pursuit is love, just pretend I didn’t say it.
But if you want to make a career and make money.
You must have a clear brain.
You need to be able to restrain some primitive desires and take a longer view.
If you look at ancient and modern times, at home and abroad, as long as there is a hero, he is relatively able to restrain his lust.
Let’s take Boss Cao, whom we talk about the most.
Everyone knows that Tongquechun has a deep lock on Erqiao.
But let me tell you,
When these things really happen, Boss Cao will chop off their heads faster than anyone else.
Why?
Because I would rather let the world down than let the world let me down. This is the core of Boss Cao's nature.
Tong Quechun locks Er Qiao deeply, it is just a way for him to confuse others.
Do you understand? This is the truth. "
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On the barrage.
"Life is by no means something that can be covered up by love and love (thumb)."
"Yes, only by seeing through the lowest human desires can we break through and move to the top."
"Cultivation of body and mind, restraining primitive desires Hope, eldest brother makes me feel that I can be better (pen refill)"
"Big brother is leading a wave of clear flow (niubi)"
"Sister-in-law flirts with eldest brother, big brother says Buddha. Buddha (dog head)”
Ha ha ha ha.
“I have always wondered where all the beauties died when I was young? Now that I am old, they appear to tempt me one after another. My little concentration is all maintained by poverty. Poverty is like a talisman that suppresses all my evil thoughts (ah)."
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Lin Feng: "Some people are just too sensitive and think my words are harsh and unpleasant.
Let's be honest,
In fact, I don't curse people in most cases.
What I really scold are those who mostly have mistresses, or those who have incorrect views.
There are still some very serious problems that even affect other people's lives, so I will say it very harshly.
Under normal circumstances, I don’t kill others for no reason, right?
Tell yourselves, of those people I really scolded, which one do you think should not be scolded?
Otherwise,
before you go on the mic, you can send me a private message and say you want to hear good things, and then give me Douyin No. 1 when you get off.
Then we are all smart people, so it’s not impossible for me to deal with you.
Anyway, any extra gifts will be donated, so I will just lie and do a good deed.
Otherwise, if you come up and ask sincerely, and I tell you my answer, but you don’t like to hear it, then why bother, right?
How about we communicate in advance, you can use Douyin No. 1, and I can exchange for Da Merci. "
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On the barrage.
"You use Douyin No. 1, and I get a Great Compassion (Dog Head). ”
"Hahahaha. This last sentence made me laugh out loud."
"Brother's words are harsh because he is telling the truth (sunglasses)."
"I don't care, I just like it. Look at Big Brother scolding people (Wang Chai). "
"I was scolded by Big Brother before, but now I like him more and more (covering my face and laughing)"
You are awesome too.
Hahahahaha.
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Okay,
The next one.
“Hello, Military Advisor.”
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Hello, have you encountered any problems?"
Woman: "Brother, my husband and I are college classmates and have been married for 6 years.
< br>In my eyes, he has always been a good-natured, kind-hearted person with a relatively stable temper. He also likes to read ancient books such as the Book of Changes
He also has a good job and works in a welfare company. Very good company.
In my case, we have two children, one is three years old but is already one and a half years old, and I have been at home full time for five years.
This is the basic situation of the two of us, let me talk about it first.
Now there are two things that confuse me.
The first one was that I found that he often went to a tea shop to drink tea. I found that he bought a bouquet of flowers for more than 300 yuan for a girl who sold tea. ”
Book of Changes...
Tea shop. . .
Lin Feng touched his chin and said, "Sister-in-law, that's probably not the little girl selling tea. She's most likely a tea artist."
Woman: "Yes, he said tea artist.< br>
Because I haven’t looked at his phone for a long time, so Suddenly I saw him buying a bouquet of flowers for more than 300 yuan for the tea sommelier.
He had bought things for me before, but never something so expensive. Then I checked him out. I found out that he had bought flowers for the same tea master last year.
I asked him about it, and he said it was to discuss business and have tea together. Everyone bought it, so I encouraged him to buy one too.
Later I called this woman. She just said that my husband asked her for help or something, and the two of us had nothing else to do.
Then me. . . "
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard and interrupted: "Stop talking about sister-in-law, I probably understand it. You listen to me first,
From what I understand, the tea sellers don’t like the 300 yuan your husband spends.
Do you know who goes to the tea shop the most?
It’s Lao Deng.
For example, if you run a factory and have some entertainment needs, they may issue invoices in some targeted tea shops.
Or work as an intermediary to find leadership relationships.
Let me tell you, relationships in tea shops are complicated.
Those tea artist sisters, if your husband gives you 300 yuan of flowers, they will be just a little happy at most.
Maybe take it and put it aside.
There are a lot of old men there. If they have a turnover that day, your husband will give you 300 yuan in flowers. You can't hook up with someone of this level.
At most, it’s your husband. He is so fascinated by others that he wants to be their dog licker.
But don't worry, he won't make it happen. "
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Danmu Mountain.
"Bad news: Sister-in-law, your husband went to be a dog licker for others.
Good news: Don't worry, he can't make it happen. (Dog Head)"
"Sister-in-law: Why?
Big brother: Because my sister likes Lao Deng, but Zhongdeng is not good at it (sunglasses)."
Pfft~
Hahahaha.
“Tea master? Let me go, you are really a ‘tea master’ (cover your face and laugh).”
"Your husband can't seduce someone with 300 yuan at all, hahahaha."
"No, 300 yuan can't even buy two taels of tea (dog head) in other people's stores."
< br>“300 yuan only goes with work tea (cover your mouth).”
Hahahaha.
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Lin Feng: "Seriously, sister-in-law, you can't even get a KTV girl with 300 yuan. If you want to get a tea master, it's even more impossible.
I'm telling you,
< br>The tea master The requirements are very high.
The first one should look pure.
It must not be the kind with heavy makeup. It should look elegant, old-fashioned and healthy.
The second thing is that your conversation should be good.
Because the old people like to talk about the best goodness is like water, and how God rewards hard work. They all talk about this thing.
You said that if these little girls don’t have some conversational skills and no accumulation of Chinese studies, then people won’t like to hear what they say.
So you also need some cultural accomplishment.
The third one’s body condition is better.
You have to be tall and a little thin.
This style is generally chosen.
Your husband can’t handle most of them.
For 300 yuan, you called me to ask an extra question.
Let me tell you, your husband is less precious than you, and girls outside don’t like him at all. ”
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On the barrage.
“You have temperament, knowledge and figure. Brother, you are so understanding (face covering).”
”Brother: Don’t get me wrong, I’m just speaking out for my tea master friends ( Sunglasses)."
Hahahaha.
“There’s no need to ask (dog head).”
“Your husband is your treasure, and he’s nothing if left out there. Hahaha, it’s so heartbreaking.”
“300 yuan is really nothing. No, there is a sculpture boss next to me who hooks up with a tea master. His figure and temperament are really awesome."
"Expand"
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Woman: "Yes, I later confirmed that what you said is absolutely correct. The woman said that she threw the flowers directly into the trash can."
Lin Feng: "Look at it."
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On the barrage.
Holy shit!
"Brother is really good at knowing things (laughing to death)."
"Hahaha, brother is so awesome (I'm convinced)."
"Passing by, it's really eye-opening (thumbs up). ”
“How can Big Brother be so omnipotent?”
“Brother: Thank you to my tea master friends (sunglasses)”
Ha ha ha ha.
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Woman: "The second thing is that I recently discovered that he went to that KTV to sing with him at the beginning of the year."
Lin Feng: "It's like he didn't lick the tea sommelier, but he went to lick the tea master again. Princess, your husband is really a natural licker."
Ugh. . .
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On the barrage.
“Someone else licked me, hahahaha.”
“This husband is really pervasive (dog head).”
“I laughed like a pig in the middle of the night, hahahaha.”< br>
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Woman: "This may not be the case, because in my mind his character is not that kind of person. He may do it for his work needs, he does business, he may want to accompany others.
< br>And I asked him and he explained to me , He probably spends six to seven thousand at a time. He orders it for customers and doesn’t order it himself.”
Lin Feng laughed: “You believe him?
I’m telling you. Sister-in-law, you are asking this question for me.
I may not be familiar with others, but I am familiar with tea masters and KTV princesses because I have friends who do this.
God damn it, give others some girls but not yourself.
A bunch of customers are following you, are they really going to the ktv to listen to you singing?
Impossible.
When we talk about business, we must drink at the bar. When drinking, we must play games. We must drink and have fun.
Then if I order a girl for a client.
You said you spend six to seven thousand at a time, which is enough for at least four girls.
He said he didn’t order, so let’s count it as one customer ordering two.
4 girls, 2 customers.
Six people drink your husband, but your husband must not drink to death.
Your husband is not an idiot.
Since I went there, of course I also had to order some girls, because three of me had to drink with three of them, so this is equal.
How can I not order it myself?
If you don’t order it yourself, your husband should just lie down and go home.
Your husband was drunk in two gulps, and he was still talking about a knitting business.
The little girl is here to stop the wine.
Sister-in-law, can you understand?
That is to say, I can’t drink that much, but everyone wants to drink to their heart’s content and drink for a long enough time, so I ordered two girls to stop the drinking.
I don’t order for myself, I just order for customers.
He drinks for 6 people by himself?
Your husband has a lot of food.
Why are you so awesome? "
...
On the barrage.
"The biggest lie of men: Others like me but not me (grin). ”
"It's the same as: everyone else eats dada, but I'm the only one who doesn't eat a bite of dada (dog head)."
Hahahaha.
“Hahahahaha (laughing with face covering) when I ask the old bird.”
“Listen to the elder brother, these are all the experience of the elder brother (sunglasses).”
"Brother is crazy about exposing himself hahaha."
I really laughed to death!
(End of this chapter)