Chapter 763 Wukong: Is the Jade Emperor deflated? Hahahahaha! [Asking for monthly tickets]
In the real world, as soon as Yun Xiao arrived at the warehouse, he felt that all the strength in his body was drained.
Today she tried to integrate the principles of Tao into words to fight against the way of heaven. It was very successful, but it overdrawn the original source very much.
When she was in the Conferred God World, she could still rely on her lightness and walk like a normal person, but when she came to the real world and became a mortal, she felt the exhaustion and powerlessness of being completely exhausted. Let Yunxiao almost fall to the ground.
Fortunately, when she became smaller, Li Yu rushed back at the urging of his old mother. As soon as Yun Xiao appeared in the warehouse, Li Yu ran over and picked up Yun Baobao.
"Husband, am I heavy?"
Yunxiao felt Li Yu's breath, and his whole body relaxed, and he immediately lost consciousness and fell asleep.
Li Yu smiled bitterly, Yun Baobao, who was living in the world of gods, could not walk well in the real world... This should be the goddess with the greatest contrast in the world.
He carried Yun Xiao on his shoulders, strode out of the warehouse, came upstairs to the B&B, and sent Yun Xiao to room 204.
Carefully placing the long-legged beauty on the bed, Li Yu took off her shoes, socks and jacket, and unbuttoned her underwear through her thermal underwear.
This is not because Mr. Li is wretched, but mainly because sleeping in underwear is too restrictive and not good for the body.
Unbuttoning your underwear can help Baby Cloud sleep more soundly.
After finishing these tasks, Li Yu covered Yunxiao with a quilt, closed the curtains, turned on the night light on the bedside, lowered his head and kissed her, and quietly walked out of the room.
As soon as he closed the door, he saw Zhou Ruotong standing at the top of the stairs, looking over here.
Li Yusheng was afraid that she would get angry, so he quickly said:
"Just now Yunxiao had a fight with Tiandao. He didn't suffer any loss, but his body was severely overdrawn. He fainted as soon as he got here. I carried him all the way from the warehouse to the room."
Now it was Professor Zhou's turn to be confused. :
"What's going on? Even the saints can't compete with the way of heaven, how did Yunxiao do it?"
< br>Li Yu said:
“She read two lines of poetry, if the sky is affectionate, the sky will also grow old, and the right path of the world is the vicissitudes of life. Then these words turned into huge arrows and blew away the way of heaven... Wait a moment I’ll take you to the scenic spot to watch the replay, and even if I hang up the special effects teams all over the world, they still can’t create that shocking scene.”
Zhou Ruotong understood instantly:
“This is a collision of Tao principles. The traditional concept of gods is that the Tao of Heaven is unstoppable, but Yunxiao’s Tao is that man can conquer the sky... In a fight of this level, everyone is probably just... Can be a cheerleader.”
After sighing, Zhou Ruotong asked:
“Have you changed Yunxiao’s pajamas?”
“No, I just took off my shoes, socks and coat, and now I’m wearing jeans and warm clothes. Underwear.”
Upon hearing this, Zhou Ruotong walked into room 204, intending to help Yun Xiao take off his clothes so that he could be more relieved when he fell asleep.
Li Yu originally wanted to go in to help, but he was worried that Professor Zhou Bangbang would punch him twice, so he hurriedly went to the kitchen to bake scallion pancakes... He was so busy caring about Jiang Ziya's resurrection and Yunxiao's fight against Heaven, that he even forgot to make dinner. Our savior who never sleeps or eats is so dedicated!
At six o'clock in the evening, dinner begins.
Only then did Zhou Ruotong know that Jiang Ziya had been resurrected, using the clay doll in the vault.
She picked up the bowl and took a sip of pumpkin porridge, and said slowly:
"The most unlucky disciple of Chan's teaching in The Romance of the Gods suddenly turned into a small group of the strongest in the Three Realms. The next game of the Gods should be very interesting."
Li Yu took a bite of the scallion pancake and asked Said:
“Daughter-in-law, do you think the person who intercepted the teachings will be able to Can’t we kill all the people who work in Chanjiao?”
Zhou Ruotong smiled:
“In Chanjiao? I don’t think anyone will die for the time being, but some evil cultivators and those with low moral character. A batch of loose immortals will be cleared to fill the list of gods.”
Li Yu didn't turn around for a while:
"Why? Zhao Gongming and the others are just waiting for revenge. If they don't kill them, are they still waiting for hot food?"
Zhou Ruotong picked up a crispy chopstick The raw shredded bamboo shoots were put into his mouth:
"Originally, Jie Jiao had to deal with the two forces of Heavenly Court and Chan Jiao, but Haotian didn't know whether he wanted to eat both fish and fish or to show off his micro skills. He actually possessed Jiang Ziya. This will not only delay the construction of the Conferred God Platform, but also backstab the Chanjiao. Now that the Conferred God Platform is completed, the Chanjiao will definitely backstab Haotian.”
The Canonized God List is for Heaven. Recruiting soldiers and horses, The stronger the people on the list, the stronger the strength of Heavenly Court will be. So now, we first find some crooked melons, cracked jujubes and evil cultivators to fill in the list of gods. When we look back, the strength of Heavenly Court will not only be greatly damaged, but at least it will be improved. It became chaotic.
"The people of Chanjiao will go crazy filling in the God List. There is no need to worry about Jiejiao. Jiang Ziya can choose the people on the list calmly. When the list is almost filled, it will not be too late to slowly take care of Chanjiao."
At this moment, Chanjiao is busy cleaning up the crooked melons and cracked dates in Sanxian. Once the interception teacher blocks it, the cause and effect will be involved, so the best way is to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight, and wait until they are cleared up. When it's almost time, start teaching again.
After listening to Professor Zhou's analysis, Li Yu finally understood why the old mother said that Yunxiao didn't need to take action for the time being. She should have already deduced the reaction of the teaching.
Speaking of which, the old mother is also very powerful. She has implanted memories in the minds of people in various worlds in advance, so as soon as Jiang Ziya’s statue landed, they quickly organized and began to worship.
In just a few days, memories were implanted in the minds of millions of people, and at the same time, they did not forget to eat snacks, watch TV dramas, gossip and eat melons... Compared to Haotian, the old mother is the real master of micro-management. Woolen cloth.
After the meal, Li Yu cooked a few cups of rock sugar and snow pear, and carried it with Zhou Ruotong to the scenic spot, wrapped in a down jacket and sat in front of the statue.
As Zhou Ruotong guessed, the West Kunlun Mountains were closed, and the Antarctic Immortal was holding the Pangu flag to clean up the evil loose immortals around the sea of blood.
As for Jiang Ziya, he continues to guide evil cultivators to the list.
The good-looking special talent recruitment operation in heaven has turned into a crooked concentration camp in the world.
This would all be sent to heaven. Li Yu couldn’t believe what the whole heaven would become like.
Compared with when Yun Xiao left, Jiang Ziya has adapted to his identity now, and with the help of King Wucheng's majestic power of people's livelihood, he has eliminated mortals from the list of gods.
In the original work, many mortals were on the list, but now, Jiang Ziya does not give everyone the opportunity to work in heaven. After fighting, he goes directly to the underworld and is reincarnated according to normal arrangements.
In the past, outstanding human beings would be sent to heaven. Now this rule has to be changed. Heaven only allows bad people to enter, while all good people stay in the human world.
The Tathagata drank the rock sugar snow pear made by Li Yu and asked a question:
"Your Highness the Holy Son, if Junior Sister Yunxiao obtains the authority of Great Mercy and Great Compassion in the future, what about the corresponding Buddhist mind power? Do it?”
"It will be enough to allocate it to the twelfth-grade lotus platform at that time. It has done a lot today and deserves to be rewarded."
Two lines of poetry, fourteen words, Yunxiao exhausted all the innate power in his body before he could shout it out. Four words, a group of innate spiritual treasures combined to shout out seven words, and the remaining three words were all powered by the twelve-grade lotus platform.
Of course, this is not because the innate magic weapons are incompetent, the main reason is that they are combat magic weapons, and some of their power must be reserved to prevent sneak attacks.
The Twelve-Rank Lotus Platform doesn't care about this. Its main responsibility in Lingshan is to store Buddhist thought power. It is itself an oversized power bank. It is a basic skill to transmit power to Yunxiao.
Li Yu’s words cut off the possibility of Yunxiao becoming a Buddha.
Tathagata understands, who wants his wife to shave her head and recite Amitabha all day long? Relatively speaking, the Taoist sect is more suitable for Junior Sister Yunxiao.
After chatting, Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong returned to the B&B.
Yunxiao was still sleeping at this moment, and the two of them did not disturb him. They watched a movie in the study for a while, and then went back to the room to rest.
The next day, after breakfast, Zhou Ruotong went to work in the city. Li Yu came to room 204 with a bowl of sugar water and found that Yunxiao was still sleeping, and his sleeping position had not changed much.
Yesterday Zhou Ruotong put a dress and pajamas on her, and she looked quite beautiful.
Li Yu pushed Yun Xiao and shouted softly:
"Baby Yun, are you thirsty? Do you want some sugar water?"
After asking two questions in a row, Yun Xiao didn't respond at all. , Li Yu felt that she would have to sleep for another day, so he decided to let her continue sleeping, planning to kiss her and go out.
As soon as she lowered her head to kiss Yun Xiao's lips, she suddenly opened her eyes.
The two looked at each other, and Li dug his toes into the ground, wanting to get under the bed right then and there.
"Husband, how long have I slept?"
"I came here at five o'clock yesterday afternoon, and it is now nine o'clock in the morning, a total of sixteen hours... How do you feel, are you feeling better?"
“I still feel weak all over.”< br>
Li Yu put a pillow behind Yunxiao's neck, blew on the sugar water and said:
"Since you wake up, drink some sugar water to replenish your energy, open your mouth, drink slowly, don't Choking.”
Li Yu scooped some brown sugar water with a spoon and fed it into Yun Xiao's mouth, blowing on it carefully with each mouthful so as not to burn this good baby who dared to go against Tiandao.
Yunxiao was amused by Li Yu's caution:
"Husband, I'm just exhausted. I just need to take a rest. You don't have to be so careful. Others don't take care of the confinement as carefully as you do. "
Li Yu said:
"You are my family, this is not the same thing... Can you just drink sugar water? How about I make you something to eat?"
Yunxiao thought for a while, a rare moment for a little woman:
"I want to eat the rice wine and egg flower dumplings you made for sister Xiaochan last time, is that okay, husband?" "Yes, no problem."
Li Yu fed the remaining sugar water to Yunxiao and carefully took the pillow away:
"Then you sleep a little longer, I will go to the kitchen to make it, and I will wake you up later to eat. .”
"Thank you husband, it's great to have you."
Li Yu covered her with the quilt and walked out of room 204 with the empty bowl.
Yunxiao lay on the bed, recalling Li Yu's care, and her heart was sweeter than eating honey.
Thinking of her appearance yesterday, she suddenly felt that it would be fun to hold him in her hands if her husband was here... My husband is timid, and I wonder if he will be scared to tears.
Yunxiao plans to give it a try when she gets the chance to give her husband a little surprise.
With this mischievous attitude, she fell into a sweet sleep.
In the kitchen, just when Li Yu was about to make small glutinous rice balls, Mu Guiying ran in excitedly with two old hens:
"Husband, I heard that Sister Yunxiao was with me yesterday. There was a fight with Heaven, was it real or not? Master asked me to give you two. The old hen came over to make soup for Sister Yunxiao... My dear, everyone thought that Sister Yunxiao was pregnant. If Lao Zhang hadn't appeared in time, this rumor would have spread to the world of gods."
Li Yu. Take the old hen and prepare to stew it in a casserole later.
Add some astragalus and ginseng slices made from Yunxiao, stew more, and give the little girl and Professor Zhou some chicken soup at noon.
When Mu Guiying heard that Yunxiao wanted to eat glutinous rice dumplings with rice wine and egg flowers, she also wanted to try a small bowl. She also planned to make a short video while eating and post it in the group chat.
As for whether Fairy Little Chan will be stimulated... Hehe, that has nothing to do with me.
Li Yu boiled water and put the pearl glutinous rice balls into the pot first:
"Is Deng Chanyu still adaptable to Yuzhou? How did she react on the way from Muke Village to Yuzhou? ?"
" She feels it is a pity that many fertile fields are uncultivated. She heard that aliens invaded our border with China, and they are clamoring to take the initiative... She is currently busy training cavalry, and when they are almost done, they will go to the grasslands to plow grass and valleys. "< br>
"Dacaogu" is the grassland people's way of saying that they went south to plunder the Han people. Now the Queen Mu Guiying uses it on the grassland people, which makes people feel inexplicably relieved.
Just like this, Li Yu decided to make some rice wine, egg flower and glutinous rice dumplings for this girl.
When the glutinous rice balls are almost ready, add the rice wine fermented glutinous rice and borneol sugar and simmer for a while to allow the alcohol to evaporate, so that there is only the aroma of wine but no alcohol taste.
Finally, turn on low heat and pour the beaten eggs into the pot in circles. Turn off the heat as soon as the egg liquid is poured.
The residual heat in the pot can turn the egg liquid into very beautiful egg droplets. At the same time, because the heat is turned off early and has not been boiled, the umami flavor of the eggs will remain in the soup.
Li Yu served Yun Xiao a bowl and gave the rest to Mu Guiying.
I thought this girl would reimburse her directly, but unexpectedly she took the pot away with her, intending to share the delicious food with her old mother and be a filial and sensible baby.
Li Yu came to 204. Yunxiao was sleeping soundly. He felt the temperature of the glutinous rice balls and planned to wake Yunxiao up later to avoid getting too hot to eat and getting flustered.
After a while, Li Yu woke up Yunxiao and fed Yunxiao glutinous rice balls with a spoon. While eating, he talked about his feelings yesterday:
“I was scared, for fear that something might happen to you. , but then I thought about it, my mother was not in a hurry and shared it with me with great interest. She must have a back-up plan.”
At that time, the innate magic weapons such as the Book of the Earth and the Tai Chi Diagram were all there, which showed that our own masters were also in a state of preparation for war.
Once Yunxiao makes a mistake, the masters from his own camp will definitely swarm him.
Of course, Gouzi and Dundun will not sit idly by and will influence the development of the situation in their own ways.
After eating glutinous rice balls, Yunxiao acted coquettishly once in a while. She raised her lotus-like arm and hooked it around Li Yu's neck, and kissed Li Yu again and again:
"Husband, why do I feel more and more separated?" Why don’t I drive you?”
Li Yu said:
“You shouldn’t have left me in the first place. Just have a good rest. There is chicken soup in the kitchen. When you wake up, drink a big bowl and your body will recover a lot...I want it at noon. Give Xiaochan some sweet and sour pork ribs, why don’t you try some too? ?”
“Okay, thank you, husband.”
After leaving room 204, Li Yu called Lin Xu and told him what happened in Fengshen World, and then told Dun Tun got on the phone and thanked him for his help.
"Meow meow meow...meow meow...meow..."
Dundun's answer was cadenced, as if he had said a lot of words, but when Li Yu heard it, all he could hear was Meow Meow Meow, and he had no idea what the Holy Master of Meow Meow Sect meant.
Lin Xu helped translate:
"Dundun said, these are trivial matters, nothing to mention."
Li Yu was very envious:
< br>“Can you understand cat language?”
"The words it types... Brother Dao can also type, doesn't he? He even chatted with me privately yesterday and asked me to bring some food when I go back."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
What a treacherous person. He pretended to be stupid when chatting with me, but secretly sent a message to Boss Lin.
It seems it’s time to take it to that dog meat restaurant in the city for an in-depth study that touches the soul. I believe Master Tiandao will be very impressed by it.
After finishing the call, Li Yu started working in the kitchen.
Stewed chicken soup, pickled pork ribs, fried fish nuggets... Yesterday I promised to bring sweet and sour pork ribs to the little girl. Of course, I can't just bring one dish. I have to let her have lunch at least.
While Li Yu was busy at work, the Wa Palace was a different scene. The four female generals Mu Guiying, Li Fengyang, Deng Chanyu, and Zhao Xue sat in a row, each holding a small bowl of rice wine, egg flower and glutinous rice balls, enjoying Enjoy this rare delicacy in the world.
"Xiao Feixue, what's going on in Dingbeicheng recently?"
Zhao Xue said:
"Our residents have exceeded 30,000, and many prairie people heard about it You can join in if you swear. Not only did you swear a poisonous oath, but you also scolded the eighteen generations of the ancestors of Changshengtian. I can’t stand it anymore.”
Li Fengyang took a sip of soup from his Peppa Pig bowl and reminded:
“Pay attention to the promotion of Chinese characters and Chinese language. Foreign languages and cultures must be resolutely banned... Those foreigners should be killed if they deserve it. Don’t have any mercy.”
She is the youngest of the four female generals present, but she is the most murderous.
The founder of the Detachment of Women, although he has not grown in height, his murderous intention has not diminished.
Zhao Xue said:
"Don't worry, not everyone will be accepted by us. They have all been inspected at all levels... Now there are a large number of tribes near Dingbei City who want to join the city. However, we have not agreed for the time being. We plan to let them kill each other first to pile up hatred. Get up, this way Dingbeicheng will be safe."
When Ban Chao was in the Western Regions, he made the countries that were good to each other into a blood feud.
If there is hatred, naturally they will not be able to unite. Instead, they will try every means to curry favor with the big man. The dominance and influence of the big man will rise.
Now Zhao Xue is also imitating Dingyuan Hou's feat. Although it is only the crudest imitation, it is more than enough to deal with the prairie people who have not yet developed their wisdom.
Deng Chanyu ate the fastest, scraping the bottom of the bowl clean:
"Who is Ban Chao? Why does General Zhao want to learn from him?"
Li Fengyang said:
"He is a military strategist. It will be good for you to read more information when you are not busy."
“What’s the benefit?”
“With only thirty-six people, he destroyed fifty countries in the Western Regions. It was this combination of vertical and horizontal forces that fought against each other, and finally turned the Western Regions into the land of China. Do you think it’s great? ”
When Deng Chanyu heard this, he immediately expressed that he would seriously study the deeds of Dingyuan Hou.
At the same time, in Journey to the West, the Buddhist team was resting by a waterside. Wukong was sitting under a tree, listening to Little Nezha telling the whole process of Jiang Ziya’s resurrection. The more he listened, the more interesting he became:
“Master, can you go to the real world? Please His Royal Highness the Son copied the video of Jiang Taigong’s display of power to my mobile phone.”
Nezha ate the canned eight-treasure porridge and asked like a little adult:
“Great Sage,” What do you want this video for? It won’t do any good to the Buddhist team.”
Wukong grinned from ear to ear:
“My old grandson was filled with sympathy when he heard that an old friend suffered a calamity... Why was his origin and foundation destroyed? I’m sorry, but I really can’t bear it. Stayed, hahaha Haha!”
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I just found out that there are double monthly passes at the end of the month. Brothers, if you can, you can’t. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder and can’t. If you live on a ticket, you can vote now.
(End of this chapter)