Chapter 3 Are you a nerd?
"Taoist Master Jiazi, what do you say?" The little girl immediately pricked up her ears when she heard the words, and put down the tea cup in her hand. Her eyes were locked on the young man in Taoist robes opposite her, lest she miss anything by mistake. key information.
"What should I do next...?"
"Well...before I give you a formal conclusion, Lord Xu, please allow me to take the liberty of asking you two questions. Question." Lu Shinian held his chin and pretended to ponder, "Pindao, there are a few details that I would like to confirm again."
Xu Yichi nodded: "Taoist Master, please tell me."
"Okay." Lu Shinian's head became heavier, and he raised his arms to rest on the armrests of the seat with great momentum -
"Are you a deadbeat?"
The little girl's face Suddenly everything went blank: "Huh?"
"Just, are you a dead nerd?" Lu Shinian's expression did not change at all, he just opened his mouth and waved a wave of emotionless words into Xu Yichi's heart. Counting critical hits, "——Playing games during the day and watching TV shows at night. On my phone is either a certain pink app, or a certain pink app and a certain pink app."
"Every day, fan cosplayers eat rice, and grab comic exhibition tickets My hand speed is faster than grabbing a train ticket, and I am always screaming at the various ladies on the big-eyed boy that I am hungry, am I hungry..."
"Climb the wall, hang the ladder and get on the accelerator. Apart from the working software, what takes up the most memory in the computer is the one with the connecting rod of a certain white steam engine?"
Lu Shinian said and stretched his arms forward very solemnly. Head: "Are you such a nerd?"
"Too..." Xu Yichi was said to be rude. Zi was shaking crazily, his face turned red, "That's outrageous!!"
"Taoist Master Jiazi, I know you Taoist priests know how to surf the Internet, but I didn't expect you to be so trendy!!"< br>
——What kind of pink app was hungry for food with my mother for three consecutive times... It was so wet that she almost got rheumatism!
——Tear it down, quickly remove the surveillance camera installed in her home!
"Ah~ that means," Lu Shinian smiled and stroked his hands, finalizing, "You are indeed a dead nerd."
"...What a dead nerd, I am at best a dead man. It’s just an old two-dimensional thing!” The little girl said, “Besides, I’m a game producer!” , Games, do you understand the recent changes in the industry and the spiritual needs of contemporary young people?"
"Of course there is no problem." The smile on Lu Shinian's face was false, and he was caught off guard and hit Xu Yichi hard on the knee. With a stab, "Such a distinguished old two-dimensional dead house - if I guess correctly, you must seldom exercise and rarely go out to see the sun, right?"
Xu Yichi only felt severe pain in his knees, and his heart was pierced like a sieve: "Then it's impossible for me to move the computer outside to play games!!"
"Yes, it's okay, it doesn't matter. "Lu Shinian's expression remained unchanged, and he decisively ignored the little girl's protests, "Anyway, I already know what you are doing. What's going on? "
"——You are born with weak horoscopes, and you stay at home all year round, so your Yang Fire is too weak and your Qi is too weak. He was exhausted, and finally accidentally provoked some demon spirits while collecting wind. "
——In short.
Mainly I came from home.
"Demon...demon spirit?" Xu Yichi stared blankly when she heard this word unexpectedly. At this moment, she couldn't think of justifying the fact that she was not a "dead house", "Isn't it some kind of dirty thing like a ghost or a monster?"
"Ghost...maybe there was a little bit, but Pindao, I see that you are mainly infected with demonic energy." Lu Shinian thought about it and gave an answer, "I guess you also encountered some obsessions before you met this demonic spirit. It left quickly."
"This, this is it." Xu Yichi blinked in understanding. If you don't understand, "Taoist Master Jia, what are the 'demon spirits'?" "Most of them are the spirits of some aged cultural relics." Lu Shinian spoke concisely, "If we are lucky, we may encounter them sometimes. These are spiritual beasts and monsters that have lived for who knows how many years.”
“But the chance of encountering the latter is very low, and based on your itinerary in recent days and the information we have in hand, there is a high probability that you are still visiting these cultural centers and museums. Be careful about attracting the spirit of something.”
——In Jin Province, the cultural skills that can be applied for national-level intangible cultural heritage qualifications have been established for hundreds of years at least.
Among so many things, it is normal for two, three, four, or five to become spiritual beings occasionally pop up, right?
Lu Shinian leaned back as he thought about being comfortable. After Xu Yichi listened, his eyes became more and more filled with surprise and uncertainty: "That, that, that, that... Taoist Master Jiazi, I, I What to do now?”
“I don’t know.” The young man shook his head.
"?" A series of question marks popped up on the little girl's head.
"I really don't know." Lu Shinian innocently spread his hands, "Senior creatures like this will never follow people casually - since she is entangled with you now, she must be asking for something from you."< br>
“But what exactly does she want to ask you to do, Pindao doesn’t know - maybe she heard about your studio’s recent plans and wants you to include her in the game; also Maybe I just like you."< br>
“——I only know that according to their temperament, most of them will not leave easily until their wishes are fulfilled.”
Lu Shinian blinked: “So I don’t know what you will do next. Do it."
"...Then what's the point of me coming up to the mountain today?" Xu Yichi was heartbroken, "Is it just to prove that I'm not a deadbeat?"
"Well, this, don't worry! Xu Fuzhu." The young man of the Dao robe was Youyou, and the little girl stared at him with a meal. The action was naturally opened, the green balloon was opened, and the two were pulled out of the two. QR code.
“Although I don’t know why the spiritual creature came to you...but we can find a chance to ask her!”
“Well, you see, this is poverty. Dao’s v-letter QR code, you can scan it and add the v-letter below , so that when you see her again next time, we can ask her directly."
"Oh, it can still be played like this...Okay, I'll add you." His legs were suddenly enlightened, and he hurriedly took out his mobile phone after speaking.
After successfully adding Lu Shinian’s v-letter, the little girl finally breathed a sigh of relief almost imperceptibly. She stared at the bright string of words on the screen [My tonic is a dead clip! ], and there was an uncontrollable hesitation in my heart.
"... Taoist Master Jiazi, are you sure you can be reliable this time?" Xu Yichi raised her eyes and cast a suspicious look at the young man - she always felt that the title "Jiazi" did not sound like a serious Taoist priest.
And his v letter name doesn’t look too serious.
"Hello, dear, I'm not sure." Lu Shinian bent his eyes and smiled in a standard customer service manner, "But it's not a big problem."
"If I'm not reliable enough, , I can invite my master to come over.”
They are a bit funny hahahahahahaha
(End of this chapter)