Chapter 5 You know I’m not a human and you still run here
Xu Yichi screamed, and the sound penetrated the door and the roof in an instant.
Fortunately, the soundproofing of this B&B is acceptable, and the people of Jin Province who like to eat staple food all the year round are still sleeping (tan) at noon (yun) at this time. Although her voice is loud, it is not too loud. Enough to disturb people.
See you... hell!
These days, can monsters appear openly at noon? ?
This is not scientific at all... it's metaphysics! !
Xu Yichi's mind was full of garbled words, and she was so nervous that she hurriedly followed her previous idea and got into the latrine.
The instantly locked toilet door gave her a small, unknown sense of security. She pulled out her phone and quickly sent her current location to Lu Shinian.
[Lanting Xueyichi: Initiated location sharing]
[Lanting Xueyichi: Help, Taoist Jiazi! Good luck! ! ]
[Lanting Xue Yichi: I saw that monster when I got home! ! ]
[Lanting Xueyichi: But don’t tell me, that little loli is quite pretty. ]
[Lanting Xueyichi: But she is still a monster, help! ! ! ]
[Lanting Xueyichi: Initiated location sharing]
[Lanting Xueyichi: Way! long! Help! Wow! ! ]
Xu Yichi typed a series of words in the v-letter. In order to prevent Lu Shinian from not reading the v-letter at this time and missing her distress message, she specially sent him several more life-threatening serial calls until the people over there were unbearable. He reassured her again and again that he was indeed on his way here, and she finally felt at ease.
——On the way.
It’s good if she’s on the road. Her life will be saved on the road.
The little girl who was staring at the lock of the toilet door let out a long sigh of relief. Unexpectedly, just a few breaths after she was relieved of the little breath in her chest, there was that strange, familiar, and extraordinarily strange sound coming from behind her again. A scary "click" sound.
She stiffened her neck and turned around slowly and mechanically, and saw the little lolita in Hanfu she had just seen sitting on the toilet seat leisurely, calmly and contentedly.
——She was still holding a damn bag of potato chips that she had just thrown away yesterday.
"Hey, we meet again, coward." The little Loli hugged the potato chips and chewed them loudly. Xu Yichi didn't know that this brand of potato chips could be so crispy before.
——As crisp as an old zombie that has just been fried.
Two inappropriate thoughts drifted through Xu Yichi's mind uncontrollably, and the little loli clapped her hands and threw down the bag after clicking the last two small pieces of potato chips in her pocket.
The empty plastic bag made a soft sound when it landed on the ground. The little loli jumped off the toilet and walked towards Xu Yichi, carefully wiping her fingers covered with debris and powder.
"I said, didn't you go to the distant mountains to watch today? Didn't the two scammers on the mountain, one big and one small, tell you what I am?"
"I told you." Xu Yichi Swallowing hard, she originally wanted to unscrew the toilet door and run away, but she was too nervous. She secretly put her hand on the door handle, but it became weak again and again, and she couldn't use the right strength.
"Jia, Taoist Master Jiazi said that you...oh no, he said that you are probably a demon spirit - the spirit of some kind of cultural relic." The little girl's voice trembled. After hearing this, Loli couldn't help but twitch her eyebrows with interest.
"Ouch! So you know, I thought you didn't know."
"——Then if you know that I am not a human being...why are you still trying to use this fan? What about the little toilet door to stop me?”
The demon spirit little Loli's eyes were calm and indifferent. She raised her hand to pull open Xu Yichi who was blocking the door, and lightly tapped the door lock with two fingers. The door, which had been locked from behind, was immediately lifted out of the way. An inch wide gap.
Xu Yichi looked at the gap, his eyes glazed over - at this time she was not just soft-handed.
She felt as if her legs were getting weak too! !
——The conscience of heaven and earth... She has never seen such a big battle before! !
Such a big lock, can it be opened with just one touch?
This... this is really unscientific!
Xu Yichi was screaming in his heart, but he suppressed it on his face, not daring to show any emotion at all.
The little loli looked back and saw her increasingly pale face, and couldn't help but nodded her head with satisfaction. Then, despite Xu Yi's trembling eyes, she opened the door calmly and walked out of the toilet.
“Okay, kid, don’t be so afraid. It’s useless to be afraid of this kind of thing anyway—come out and let’s talk.”
“… ...Hey." Xu Yichi nodded with a gray face, then dragged his heavy steps half-deadly. That little loli seemed to have a familiar big-hearted personality. As soon as she got out of the toilet, she immediately ran for the two big bags of snacks that she knew how to bring back.
After some picking and choosing, she saw her accurately taking another bag of potato chips, and the corner of her mouth couldn't help but twitch.
——This old demon spirit.
I really like eating potato chips.
“Come on, kid, sit down.” The Loli demon turned back to the guest, took the snacks and sat down on the sofa first.
Following her instructions, Xu Yichi retreated into the corner carefully and orderly, praying crazily in his heart that Lu Shinian would arrive soon.
——Although judging from the current situation, this old demon spirit should have no ill intentions towards her.
But she has really never dealt with such non-human beings! !
The little girl grabbed the corner of her clothes and twisted them again and again, even her lips turned white from frost.
The demon spirit caught a glimpse of her like this from the corner of his eye, and was not in a hurry to talk to her about anything serious. She just skillfully opened the package and took the potato chips in her mouth, making a magic sound of "click, click, click". It wormed its way into Xu Yichi's mind, suffocating her so much that she could hardly breathe.
If this continues...
Xu Yichi almost instinctively raised her hand to cover her throat, but the sudden knock on the door rescued her from the suffocation in time.
“Master Xu Fu, are you still there?”
“Hey, it’s coming, it’s coming, right now!”
Lu Shinian’s voice will be heard in the little girl’s ears It sounded so good that it was like the sound of nature. When she heard the sound of the door, she quickly set out and rushed out of the living room.
Outside the door, a young man in a plain Taoist robe was holding his wrist to adjust his breathing. He seemed to have run all the way up, and there were still three or two beads of sweat hanging on his forehead.
"Hurry up, hurry up, Mr. Jiazi, the monster is in the house - I can't stand it anymore, please help to deal with it!"
The little girl urged in a low voice. , before she finished her words, the dissatisfied accusations of the demon spirit Loli immediately came from the room:
"Correction, I am a spirit, not a monster."
—— She is not one of those smelly monsters!
The little Loli pouted, and Lu Shinian twisted his face slightly the moment he heard the voice clearly.
This sound sounded like...
The young man thought of something and struggled. After a while, he entered the room and stared at the demon spirit for a while, bowing his eyebrows and making a gesture with it. Li:
"I am a disciple of Yaoshan Temple, Lu Shinian... I have met senior Yang Yan'an."
Let's see if you can guess who this little lolita is. I feel it is pointed. Quite obvious.
(End of this chapter)