Chapter 76 Master needs to start controlling sugar!
"Eh...? That makes sense, Xiao Xu, if you didn't tell me, I almost forgot about this old cow nose."
"Wait, I'll ask Xiao Wang for help right away. He brought a few more cakes - I couldn't handle such delicious food... It's always the case that people monopolize it. Old Chen was busy giving us mooncakes, and this year it’s time to let him try our craftsmanship.”
After being reminded, Old Loli raised her hand and patted her forehead, and ran to give it to us happily. Director Wang called and asked him to ask someone to deliver a few more of her special sea salt and cucumber potato chip mooncakes.
Poor Director Wang didn’t know what kind of trouble she was trying to cause, but when he heard that she took the initiative to consume those unlucky mooncakes that no one in the whole library could eat half of, he immediately I agreed happily and even a little impatiently.
——After all, no matter how weird the taste of these cakes is, they are made with decent ingredients. It would be a waste to leave them there without anyone eating them until they grow hairy.
Now that there is a good person (zhong) rushing to help eat the cake, he will naturally welcome him with both hands and feet.
Everyone with their own agenda hung up the phone. Lu Shinian, who was passively involved in the turmoil over there, listened to the whole story and couldn't help but pointed at himself in shock and confusion: "Ah, this...poor, poor Tao——"
Pin Dao obviously didn't even let go of [beep——]! ! !
Why did this moon cake fall on him out of thin air?
Although Senior Yang Yan'an clearly told him to take it back to Master to eat... But the problem is that Master is not stupid. He knows that there is a pit in the cake, so he can't really follow it and eat it!
And... if the master doesn't eat it, he will force the mooncakes to be passed to the senior brother. If the senior brother doesn't eat it, it will be given to the second senior sister. If the second senior sister doesn't eat it, it will be given to the third senior brother...
Waiting for the senior senior brother and senior sister. They had "compliance" with each other, and this cake would definitely be delivered to his table.
——In this case, wouldn’t the task of finally eliminating the unlucky pile of mooncakes have to fall on him?
Help...Help!
He doesn’t want to eat the sea salt, cucumber and potato chips moon cake! !
"E-Senior Yang, let's say goodbye." Lu Shinian, who had imagined his tragic future, panicked and immediately spread rumors to his master, "Master... …My teacher is getting older, he...he needs to control his sugar!”
“Yes, yes, he has high blood sugar, and the doctor told him to start controlling his sugar-”
< br>"So, I should not bring sweet things like mooncakes into the temple, lest Master and the like can't hold back their greed and be sent to the hospital due to soaring blood sugar."
"Yes." That's right, that's it!" The young man in Taoist robes, who had finished arranging his master's work with peace of mind, let out a sigh of relief and secretly moved his butt forward slightly.
——If the reason he made up at random failed to fool this ancestor, he planned to run away as soon as Director Wang sent someone to deliver the mooncakes and opened the door.
Anyway, he had already been killed by Master's green pepper, mustard and cheese stuffing two days ago. This time, he could not be killed by the sea salt, cucumber and potato chips stuffing of the pinnacle senior again.
Lu Shiyoun rolled his eyes and was full of ideas. Unexpectedly, the old demon spirit Loli over there listened to his explanation, but smiled instead: "You're laughing so hard, I know you guys are like this." I have to come up with 800 reasons not to eat the cake.”
“So don’t worry, I’ll use all the noodles and stuffing this time. It's a sugar substitute - 0 calories, all 0 calories! "
"Don't just eat this one or two pieces, your master just feeds this thing as a meal, it won't cause your blood sugar to explode on the spot - besides. , I don’t know about other people’s physical conditions, how can I not know what kind of virtue Chen Yingsheng has?”
Yang Yan'an said with a deep grin: "This old guy is in good health. Not only can he knock down a cow with three punches, he can at least knock over three of you with one kick - he won't even bring you three if you are high... Haha , Just take the mooncakes!”
“This, this, this… I’m so sorry, Yang Qian. Senior, why don't you do this? You are busy first. If there is nothing else, Pindao suddenly remembered that my father is going to give birth to me. I have to go back and take care of my father's confinement. Pindao will leave today. Let's See you later!" Lu Shinian said nonsense with his eyes wide open, leaving the three people in the room behind and running away.
“Want to run away? It’s too late—Xiao Xu, come on! Catch him!”
“Yes!”
Seeing this, Yang Yan'an sneered and waved his hand to command the "number one dogleg" under his seat. The eunuch Xu Dingfeng, the eunuch in front of the Emperor, was belatedly informed and immediately rushed forward and grabbed the hem of the young man's Taoist robe without any explanation.
"? Mr. Xu Blessed, Pindao is thinking that we don't have any grudges either!" Lu Shinian's pupils were shaking when someone grabbed his clothes - he was the one who told her about the demon spirit, Comrade Ergou That's where he helped build the bridge.
In the end, instead of thanking him... she actually repaid him with kindness!
She had tricked him with the green pepper mustard cheese last time, and she tricked him again this time... She even helped the ancestor to manually intercept him!
Damn it...he just can't do anything to ordinary people!
"No grudges, Taoist Master Jiazi." The little girl raised her head and smiled playfully, "But isn't there a saying that 'a dead Taoist friend will never die a poor Taoist'!"
"What's more, now, the three of us are all It’s completely dead, and you are the only one left alive. This doesn’t seem very appropriate, does it?”
“—This is done by the pinnacle senior himself. Of course, the mooncakes are such a good thing that we can’t just enjoy them. As the saying goes, “It’s better to have fun alone than to have fun together.” Don’t even think about running away today.”
Xu Yichi! She bent her eyes and gave a twisted smile, while tightening her grip on the young man's clothes, lest the guy with long hands and long legs would run away without her noticing.
Lu Shinian was pinched behind the collar and his throat was stuck. The laces on his robe were also more shaky. He felt that the strength in the girl's hand was slightly broken. He gritted his teeth and said, "I almost had my buttons pulled off by you."
"... Lord Xu Blessed, please respect yourself."
"It's not a big problem." Xu Yichi turned a deaf ear to the young man's protest and turned on the devil's whisper behind Lu Shinian, "Xiao Bai went out and brought needle and thread... This If it's really gone, I'll sew it up for you at worst."
"But you can't get away with eating mooncakes... You can't get away with it in this life."
" —The green pepper, mustard and cheese mooncakes from Yaoshanguan are yours, and the sea salt, cucumber and potato chips mooncakes that Senior Peak took over are also yours... In the next half month, you will be in love with each other and inseparable from the pile of mooncakes. Go ahead, Jie Jie Jie Jie - "
"? Is this a sound that a human can make? " Lu Shinian was caught off guard by a standard villain's smile. ferocious.
Xu Yichi's laughter simply took him back to his boyhood when he stayed up late to catch up on novels.
The key is that for so many years, he has always thought that the "Jie Jie Jie" sound was just made up by the authors. But in the end, is it really possible to laugh like this? ?
"Hey! The standard villain smile of male videos. I thought it was so cool at first and I practiced hard for a long time secretly under the covers... But that's not the point." Xu Yichi grinned and tilted his head.
"The point is, don't run away, face your fate of being surrounded by mooncakes quickly, Taoist Jiazi!"
Jiazi, you are really a comedian
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