Chapter 123 Xu Fuzhu, please read less novels.jpg
"Ah...thank you." Xu Yichi stared at the things on that place and blinked. She didn't expect that Lu Shinian not only helped her unpack the box , and also took out all the things for her and simply arranged them into categories.
Looking at it this way, it was very clear whether the manufacturer had given her the wrong hair or missing hair, that is...
She was still very concerned about what the Taoist priest had just said.
What "he is the junior brother", what did Taoist Master Jiazi say in front of Taoist Master Chen... Who is slandering her!
Xu Dazhuang, who had turned his head slightly, frowned, then turned to look at the young man in Taoist robes in front of him after thinking: "By the way, Taoist Master Jiazi."
Lu Shinian raised his eyebrows in response: "Huh?"
"Did you run into Taoist Master Chen when you went back to get the claw hammer? I just heard what the Taoist Master who wrote down the dish names...are you talking about? The Taoist priest said in front of him, "Did I praise him for his delicious cooking?"
The little girl tilted her head and asked straightforwardly. After hearing this, Lu Shinian looked at her eyes a little longer. After a few seconds, he smiled slightly and tapped his chin gently: "Yes, I said it."
"? Well, you thick eyebrows and big eyes said..."
"But this is just to make Master and his old man happy." The young man calmly interrupted some "easy-going and elegant" that Xu Dazao was about to blurt out, with his unchanging calmness still on his face.
"Xu Fuzhu, think about it, Pindao was ordered by his teacher to come here to see if there is anything you can do to help. Later, on the way back after getting the hammer, I bumped into Master is here." Lu Shinian rolled his eyes and said something that was half true and half false.
"In this case, Master will definitely ask me if I have come to visit you. After asking this, I will definitely ask you if you know that he and Senior Yang Yanan are going to host a reception banquet for you. What was your reaction after you found out about this?”
< br>"You said, in this case, can Pindao directly tell the master, 'Master Xu Fu doesn't trust your cooking skills, otherwise you and Senior Yang should stop cooking'?"
< br>Lu Shinian held the corners of his lips and with a few words kicked the conflict back into Xu Yichi's arms.
When the little girl heard this, she became anxious on the spot, and hurriedly squeezed the young man's sleeves: "Then I must not say it!!"
"If you really said that, Mr. Chen would be sad. And I remember Daochang Chen seems to be over eighty years old this year—— If I make such an old man sad over such a trivial matter, then I will become a sinner!"
"Yes, so I can only say that Lord Xu is very much looking forward to the reception banquet tomorrow. At the same time, I also look forward to his old man cooking in person. Yeah." Lu Shinian's voice was gentle but confident, "I didn't expect that Master hadn't been praised for a long time... so he took what Pindao said casually to coax him seriously."
"That's not true. , he originally planned to show you a little bit, but now it’s clear It's obvious that he's ready to show off." At this point, the young man couldn't help but sigh in a fake tone, "I'm sorry, Master Xu."
"I accidentally said the wrong thing...but I didn't Be careful, you will be trapped too.”
"No, no, no, how can you say that you said something wrong? You are obviously doing this to make Daochang Chen happy." Xu Yichi, who had previously planned to compete with Lu Shinian for a better life, suddenly lost his momentum, "In the final analysis, this matter, After all, it’s still time to do it..."
"But the matter is now over, let’s not worry about this anymore. There is no point in doing so——”
“For now, let’s think about how we can survive the attack from Taoist Master Chen and the pinnacle seniors, the two ancestors’ dark cuisine!”
——She doesn’t want to lose her taste buds as soon as tomorrow night is over!
Xu Dazao groaned with a mournful face. After a while, she rolled her eyes, and a ghostly idea suddenly came into her mind.
"Taoist Master Jiazi." Lu Shinian leaned forward and tilted his head to indicate that he was listening.
"Do you have a method that can make people temporarily lose their sense of taste?" The little girl's eyes were bright, "It's just like what is said in the novel... For example, if you have certain Can the elixir talisman make people lose their sense of taste in place, or can it temporarily make people taste the acupoints after being pierced? "
"..." I had planned to listen carefully to what Xu Dabo could say. The smile on the face of the young man in Taoist robes suddenly froze when he heard this.
"...Xu Fuzhu, I suggest you read less novels if you have nothing to do." Lu Shinian smiled but didn't smile. He then thought about the nature of the little girl's work and added decisively, " ...It’s better to play less games.”
——He's so stupid, really.
He shouldn't expect anything good to come out of this bastard's mouth!
“Ah~~” Xu Yichi looked disappointed, as if he had just suffered a huge blow.
However, Xu Dachuang, who was miserably rejected, did not immediately give up the idea of finding a way to temporarily block his taste. Instead, he muttered very unwillingly and asked again: "Master Jiazi, are you sure there is no such thing?" Is there any way?”
“If you don’t have an elixir, you can just find some serious medicinal materials!”
"...Really not." Lu Shinian said expressionlessly, "If you must avoid this experience by blocking your sense of taste, then maybe you can go to the dentist and ask if they are willing to give you an anesthetic on your tongue. "
"But after this injection...in addition to the loss of taste, I guess you will not be able to speak clearly."
——The tongue is always numb after being anesthetized. A whole... There is no acupuncture method in this world that can accurately shield the sense of taste!
“Or try chewing Coptis chinensis and devil’s pepper... It may be of some use to make your tongue numb with bitterness or spiciness, but if you do this, you will probably suffer even more. Right?”
——After all, the cooking made by his master and Senior Yang is unpalatable at best.
But chewing on ghostly things like Coptis chinensis and Devil's pepper is really not what people should eat.
Lu Shinian thought coldly as he saved his sleeve without leaving a trace.
When Xu Yichi over there heard the words "Coptis" and "Devil's Pepper", his face completely wrinkled: "That's not necessary."
< br>"But if there is no other way..." Xu Dafa was reluctant, "Then let's just accept our fate and wait for the peak tomorrow. "Is this the ultimate torture for Senior and Daochang Chen?"
"It seems that this is the only way it can be done now," Lu Shinian shrugged, "But didn't my senior sister say that you can just make do with it at the dinner table?" Let’s take a few bites... When this game is over, Pindao will go down the mountain with a few blessed people to find a delicious supper.”
"——Pindao remembers that there is a kebab shop on the street in the old city at the foot of the mountain that tastes good. Do you want to try it tomorrow night?"
"Kebab! This is okay!" Xu Yichi's eyes lit up, "Taoist Master Jiaozhi, after the game is over tomorrow night, let's sneak out to have a barbecue behind Taoistmaster Chen's back - that's what we have decided!"
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