Chapter 126 The Human World
Sakura...cherry-flavored Coke.
Senior Pinnacle... Why did you buy cherry-flavored Coke?
In other words, why does there exist such an evil and weird drink like "cherry-flavored Coke" in this world that tastes like paint! ! !
The most important thing is...
Who taught the top seniors to add potato chips to Coke chicken wings? !
No matter how delicious the potato chips are with cherry-flavored cola syrup... the taste won't be too wonderful!
Xu Yichi's eyelids were twitching wildly. She wanted to open her mouth and say, "That's a big problem." .
Kianxian, the cook and others were so shaken by the boss's coquettish operation that they didn't know what the specific situation was. They just thought that she was thinking of the damn "respecting the elderly and loving the young", so He chimed in a few random sentences as if he were doing as the Romans do when he comes to a country.
Yang·Potato Chip Emperor·Dian·Thousand-year-old Lolita·Feng nodded with satisfaction when he saw this, then he picked up a piece of chicken wing covered with syrup and potato chip fragments.
Xu Dazhuang looked at her eating with gusto, and felt that her whole scalp was numb and might explode.
In order to prevent himself from being paralyzed by Yang Yanan's eating posture before the meal was served, Xu Yichi decisively forced himself to withdraw his gaze from the little loli's face just now.
After briefly looking around at the dishes on the table for a week, the little girl quickly found the most flashy one among a bunch of flashy-looking abnormal "foods" - the tumbling, blue... In the rich green soup, there were several similarly blue and green, curling tentacles that looked like some indescribable dark evil god. The moment Xu Yichi's sight touched the dish... he almost vomited it out on the spot!
"Excuse me -" Xu Da Production's voice really started to tremble at this moment, "What the hell is this??"
"Is this soup...?" ”
——Why doesn’t she remember that she ordered something like this that could be cosplayed like an ancient god’s dinner at a comic convention! !
"Oh, Xiao Xu, that's the kelp soup you ordered." Chen Yingsheng happily took the flower after hearing this, "I added some refreshing mint syrup to it... and put it in by the way. Order purple cabbage.”
"Kelp alone is definitely not enough. Young people should also eat more vegetables and supplement various vitamins and fiber!"
"Purple cabbage and mint syrup..." No wonder the soup Stewed out a blue-green color.
Xu Yichi had a lump in his throat, and a mouthful of fishy-sweet taste rushed to his head.
If it weren't for the fact that it was so ungrateful to make a scene dripping with blood in public, she would really want to show these two living ancestors what "vomiting three liters of blood" means.
"What about those tentacles that look like some evil species, Mr. Chen?" The little girl held on to the table and sat upright, "I don't seem to remember that this kind of strange thing needs to be put in the kelp soup... …”
——Laxative, but kelp paired with purple cabbage is already weird! !
Although she really likes to read books...but she doesn't like to read weird things like tentacles either!
"Huh? Is it weird to put some octopus legs, squid tentacles or something in the kelp soup?" Chen Yingsheng blinked and scratched his head with a confused look on his face, "I would have thought about you little girls. I don’t have any religious beliefs, and it happens to be a fasting day in Guanli... I just put in more meat. ”
"There shouldn't be anything wrong with putting seafood in kelp soup, right?"
"No, no." Xu Yichi's face was completely stunned, "Why didn't you think of putting some in it?" ...Forget it, it’s all the same after you’ve gone through this kind of thing.”
—It’s the same thing that makes people lose their appetite!
...She might as well wait for the Jie Feng Banquet to be over and then have a late night snack with Taoist Jiazi.
Xu Yichi opened his mouth and exhaled a breath of slightly white turbid air. He didn't know where to start from. In fact, she originally wanted to ask Chen Yingsheng why he didn't add fish to the soup, but the unlucky octopus feet and squid tentacles.
But then she thought about it, and she remembered that the soup was not only sweet and salty, but also had enough mint syrup and purple cabbage... the soup would be either blue-green or purple-green. Son.
If you replace this color with the fish meat that should be white and tender... it might look even more unpalatable.
——I really want to make a fish that turns blue, purple and green.
Doesn’t it look like someone has been poisoned?
From the same pot as the poisonous apple cooked by Snow White's evil stepmother?
Hey~ That's not as good as octopus feet and squid tentacles. She could sneak away from these two things with the excuse that she didn't like them.
Xu Yichi shuddered unconsciously when he thought of the fish-like appearance, then silently lowered his head, grabbed the water glass, and poured a sip of drink into his mouth.
——Now that things have happened, she feels that among the things on the table, this drink is probably the only one that can be considered normal. At least this kind of slightly brownish deep orange-red color looks very much like a normal drink. Erba Jing's iced black tea or compound juice...
No, wait a minute, why is this stuff bitter? ? ?
Is there any bitter juice in this world? ? ? ? ?
Xu Yichi, who was caught off guard and stabbed in the back by the drink, stared in horror. However, her reaction was a step slower. When she came to her senses, the extremely bitter soup had already rolled down the tip of her tongue. Throat.
The bitter and astringent drink with an inexplicable coolness filled her entire mouth. Her face was ferocious. She couldn't hold herself back and actually opened her mouth and spat it out!
“yue——”
She couldn’t stand it anymore. She didn’t want to stay at this Jiefeng Banquet for a moment longer... She wanted to go home, she wanted to go home! ! !
Xu Yichi, whose taste buds had been tortured so much, suddenly became depressed. When he looked up again, his face had obviously turned into an eggplant beaten by frost.
"...Daozhang Chen, may I ask, what kind of drink are you putting out here?" Xu Yichi raised his head and said a sentence that was half-dead and weak.
"癙秧herbal tea from Guangdong Province." Chen Yingsheng, who later realized that this herbal tea seemed to have had a serious impact on Xu Yichi's young mind, said, "I'm afraid the dishes tonight are too rich. In order to relieve the heat for you little ones, I made some herbal tea... I forgot that you generally can’t get used to this.”
“But it doesn’t matter, except for the herbal tea. I've also prepared raw orange juice...Xiao Xu, do you want me to replace the herbal tea with orange juice?"
"...Yes, I really need it, thank you, Daochang Chen." I heard there is orange juice. However, Xu Yichi's voice was filled with tears, "By the way, please help me change the herbal teas for Xiaobai and the others, Taoist priest - we really don't have Lao Guang in our studio!"
"Okay - Jie, please change the tea for the blessed guests. Don't sit there!" Chen Yingsheng, who was embarrassed to say that he didn't drink herbal tea himself, felt extremely guilty and ordered Lu Shinian to get up and work quickly.
After changing the tea, the old man felt that he had not treated people well and rubbed his hands nervously. At this time, he remembered the two words "very much looking forward to it" that Lu Shinian said to him at that time. He quickly urged Xu Yichi to use his chopsticks quickly - and tried to use this to expose the fact that he had prepared Maosha herbal tea.
"Okay, okay, Xiao Xu, the tea has been changed, the orange juice shouldn't be bitter - here, why don't we try the food first?"
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