Chapter 107: Someone comes, drag him down and hit him with a hundred big boards... (1)
"Master, there are rumors that these 172 aliens are as tall as bears and can eat a cow in one meal. This ...This doesn’t look like it, does it?”
On the way back to the Imperial Palace, Shang Rong asked the question that everyone wanted to know.
Who knew that Wen Zhong actually laughed out loud after hearing this, and then shook his head in a self-deprecating manner -
"When I first saw these alien races, I thought they would be like that, but they Who would have thought that they are all useless monkeys, and the ones behind me are considered strong among the alien tribes!”
"The reason why there are those rumors is because the aliens are good at disguise. Many of them hide under tiger skins and bear skins to scare people, scaring away the people in the northern villages. They are taking the opportunity to grab food!"
< br> "As for eating a cow for one meal? They can eat one bite of beef a year. That is a luxury." To the extreme, they are just a group of uncivilized people who usually eat wild fruits to satisfy their hunger!”
…
“Rumors kill people!”
Listen! After hearing Wen Zhong's words, Shang Rong helplessly shook his head, making Wen Zhong burst into laughter again.
At this time,
Huang Feihu suddenly asked: "By the way, the previous military report of Bei Bohou Chonghou Hu also said that these alien races..."
"Haha...don't say Chonghou Hou Hu is that stupid boy. He has been guarding Northern Xinjiang for so long and has never seen any foreigners at all. This time when the Grand Master went deep behind enemy lines and brought these foreigners to him, Chonghou Hudu I’m confused!”
“You don’t know that if I hadn’t stopped you that night, none of the top ten generals in Bei Bohou’s camp would have survived. Even so, each of them would have received a hundred military sticks!”< br>
As Wen Zhong spoke, a bamboo slip appeared in his hand, and he said with a smile: "This is the letter of apology written by Bei Bohou to the king with blood as ink!"
Bigan smiled slightly after hearing this: "Bei Bohou understands the righteousness well, but he can be so confused!"
No one in the room doubted the authenticity of this matter!
Because they believed that if Bei Bohou and his subordinates were acting, it would be impossible to escape Wen Zhong's eyes.
I guess he was a general under Bei Bohou. He was afraid that after Di Xin found out the truth, he would feel that Bei Bohou was useless and kill him again!
Soon,
A group of people entered the Human Palace. Emperor Xin, who understood the truth, looked at the "apology letter" written in blood and ink by Chonghou Hu, and was immediately speechless.
"This Chonghou Hu is just one-sided. Please let the Prime Minister inform the Dragon Clan and let the Dragon Clan pass the message on his behalf. The lonely north still needs Bei Bohou to guard it, so he doesn't need to think too much!"
Emperor Xin said, carefully putting away the apology letter from Chonghou Hu, and continued : "Although the foreign tribes in the north cannot cause trouble, there are still wild beasts and bandits who can cause trouble. Tell him to guard the north, otherwise Gu will punish him at any time!"
After hearing this, Shang Rong clasped his fists and said: " The old minister obeys!”
At this time,
Wen Zhong suddenly asked: "Your Majesty, how should we deal with the leaders of the one hundred and seventy-two tribes of aliens?" Even more full of resentment, he was detained first and under strict supervision. You can make fun of the lives of the people of Chaoge!"
"Old minister, I obey!"
After studying these things, it was inevitable to hold a celebration banquet for Wen Zhong until sunset. The minister then returned home from the palace drunkenly.
Since the purification of this wine, these ministers who usually never get drunk after a thousand cups have become intoxicated!
"Your Majesty!"
Just when Di Xin was about to practice, the nine-tailed fox suddenly appeared in the Human Emperor's Palace, and then jumped directly into Di Xin's arms.
Seeing this, Emperor Xin smiled and asked, "Why is Xiangrui so happy today?" "I found a way to restore Sister Yushi, so I am naturally happy!"
< br>"Oh, found a way? What way?"
Hearing Di Xin's inquiry, the nine-tailed fox stretched out a hand, gently drew circles on Di Xin's body, and whispered softly: "Your Majesty, my concubine learned about this method from a tall man. It's just that This method will hurt Tianhe, and it still requires the king’s nod!”
Is it hurting Tianhe?
When Di Xin heard these four words, his first thought was to find someone to take the blame. The character he had worked so hard to build must not collapse!
At this moment, an idea suddenly flashed in Di Xin's mind: "Xiangrui, you said you got some advice from an expert? Who is that expert that you brought to Gu Jian?"
"Thank you, Your Majesty, I will call him right now!"
The nine-tailed fox grinned after hearing this, and then gave orders to the palace maids who followed. Soon, there was a rush of footsteps outside the Human Emperor's Palace.
"Huh?"
The moment the footsteps sounded, Di Xin smelled a faint smell of shit. He frowned slightly, and extremely bad thoughts appeared in his heart!
The next moment,
a Taoist wearing linen appeared in the Hall of the Human Emperor, bowing with one hand and saying: "Jiang Ziya from Yuxu Palace, a poor Taoist, has met the Human Emperor!"
Looking at the unkempt person with the smell of shit, Di Xin covered his nose and asked, "Are you Jiang Ziya? Do you have a way to restore Xiangrui's sister?"
Jiang Ziya bowed with one hand and said in a deep voice. Said: "Pin Dao will naturally have a solution for the matter of the Jade Pipa Spirit, but before that, Pindao has one more thing to report to the Emperor!" The Taoist magic weapon was confiscated and its whereabouts are still unknown. Please ask the Emperor to ask King Wu Cheng to return the magic weapon to Pindao!"
Di Xin raised his eyebrows and pretended to be surprised: "Oh? Something?”
“Not only that, Pindao also had a mount named ‘Sibei’, which was killed by King Wucheng and his men. Pindao’s mount was slaughtered and eaten for meat. Pindao wanted to get back the bones of ‘Sibei’!”< br>
Seeing that Emperor Xin had not spoken for a long time, Jiang Ziya added: "Please ask the Emperor to help the poor!"
At this moment——
"Ding: Jiang Ziya has been detected entering the palace. The host selection is as follows..."
"Choice 1: Listen to Ziya's story, be moved by his sad life experience, return the washed divine whip and the four different bones, and Retain him as an official in Dashang, and promise him a high official and a generous salary. Select the reward: Houtian Lingbao Soul-Capturing Nail, and have ten thousand years of cultivation! Conditions, don’t look at how many heads you have, give him a hundred big coins first, and we will discuss the matter later. Choose the reward: a pack of human filth, and ten thousand years of cultivation!”
"I choose two!"
Di Xin did not hesitate, because except for Shen Gongbao, other people who explained the religion were very unpleasant to him.
Let alone Jiang Ziya, even if Yuanshi Tianzun comes in person, he still dares to order someone to fight him out!
“A pack of human filth: It is refined from the essence of filth of thousands of human beings. This substance can pollute the magic weapon, causing it to stink for ten miles once it is activated, which is difficult for gods to resist. (Tip: Yes Pollution whip)"
See here,
Di Xin's eyes flashed and he slammed the table——
Bang!
"Jiang Ziya, you just said you had something to report, but you said two things. And you didn't answer Gu's questions, but you first gave Gu a condition and dared to tease Gu. You are so brave! "
"Come on, drag me down and hit a hundred big boards again!"
Oh!
After hearing Di Xin's words, Jiang Ziya's face instantly turned pale...
(End of Chapter)