Chapter 126 If you dare to scold Mr. Hou’s ancestors, drag him down and slap him a hundred times!
“Coming?”
Turning his head hard, Jiang Ziya, who was obviously much fatter, looked at Wuji expressionlessly.
Then he stroked his beard and said: "I said you were about to be killed, but you still didn't believe it. Now you know how powerful the poor Taoist is!"
"Immortal, Immortal, help me, please The Immortal taught me how to escape disaster!”
Wu Ji knelt on the ground and kowtowed, making his voice as sad as possible. When Jiang Ziya saw this, he said in a deep voice: "You worship me as your teacher, and I will teach you how to escape!"
After hearing this, Wu Ji did not hesitate at all. He knelt on the ground with a bang and shouted: "Master is here, please accept my disciple's obeisance!"
"Okay. Okay, from now on you will be my eldest disciple and a disciple of the third generation of Chanjiao. As a disciple of a saint, with the blessing of the saint, you can naturally turn danger into safety!"
Jiang Ziya said happily: "I will teach you something today! Little Taoism, as for the murderous calamity of the Autumn Queen, I will resolve it for you!”
……
Let’s not talk about Jiang Ziya teaching Wuji Taoism in Weishui River, let’s talk about Ji Chang first.
After he returned to Xibohou Mansion, he would feel his stomach bloated from time to time, and what puzzled him even more was that he felt like he didn’t know the taste of anything he ate.
Until one day when he was feeling hungry, he accidentally saw Ji Fa who was busy beside him and subconsciously wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth.
Ji Fa felt something in his heart. When he turned around, he saw Ji Chang looking at him with gleaming eyes and wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth. He shuddered subconsciously——
He said anxiously: "Father, what are you doing?"
"Oh, I'm fine as a father, I'm just a little hungry."
Resisting the thought deep in his heart, he sent someone to chop Ji Fa into minced meat and make meatballs. Ji Chang sat down and said: "That's right. , Fa'er, have you had any trouble with that brother in the past seven years when your father was away?"
Ji Fa was stunned and said with a stiff expression: "Father, if you are hungry, my son will send someone to help you. you do "Fan, but you asked that brother why he was having trouble with me?"
"Of course I'm looking for an excuse to chop him up..."
Ji Chang suddenly realized something was wrong mid-sentence and changed the subject. Said: "As a father, I just want to ask, please order the kitchen to make meatballs for me first. Remember, if you want meatballs the size of an adult's fist, I will eat ten!"
"My child obeys, father!"
Ji Fa left quickly after accepting the order, because he felt that something was wrong with his father, very wrong...
Especially the look in his eyes just now, as if he wanted to It’s like cutting it yourself and making meatballs!
Thinking of this,
Ji Fa suddenly shuddered and took a breath and said: "Hiss... How could I miss my father so much? How could my father chop me into meat? Wanzi, it must have been an illusion just now!”
Ji Fa, who was thinking about something, didn't see a group of patrolling soldiers not far away. After hearing his words, their bodies froze.
A long time later,
When the patrol came to patrol outside Ji Chang's study, they were shocked to see Ji Chang looking at the big meatball with only one bite in front of him with an annoyed look on his face. ,
Hit his head hard and growled: "No, no, it tastes wrong. What's going on? Is it the cook's problem, or is it the material's problem?"
Boom!
After hearing this, the patrol soldiers' faces suddenly turned pale, and even they didn't know how they completed the patrol.
But the next day,
a rumor suddenly appeared in Xibohou's camp - Xibohou likes to eat people!
When the news reached Ji Chang's ears, the rumor had already turned from a spark into a prairie fire and could not be suppressed at all.
Especially the people sent by Di Xin, after receiving the news report, immediately reported to Chaoge through the Dragon King Temple.
In the midst of anxiety, he received instructions from Di Xin - don't worry, pay attention to the reactions of Ji Chang's sons and adopted sons!
After receiving Di Xin's instructions, the guard began to arrange for his cronies to pay attention to Xibohou's movements.
But the strange thing is that this rumor did not cause any waves. Only Ji Chang's sons and adopted sons felt a little nervous when they entered the Xibohou Mansion. Time passed,
in the blink of an eye, after autumn, someone came to the Xibohou Mansion to report, but Wuji did not go to accept the crime, which made Ji Chang very angry.
He felt that he had been cheated !
So,
he spent several months perfecting and revising the Zhouyi arithmetic, and once again performed divination, and the divination showed that Wu Ji was dead.
So Xibohou told the visitor the result and sent him away!
The rest of the month after that,
Except that Xibohou often looked at his sons drooling, causing his sons, including Ji Fa, to not dare to go out alone,
not much happened!
Soon,
in the sixteenth year of King Zhou,
spring!
Ji Chang, who had recently lost his taste for food, went to the suburbs to relax due to boredom. But just when he was about to make a divination on a whim, his eyes suddenly stared and his pupils shrank sharply——
Wow!
Ji Chang, who was usually gentle and polite, suddenly became extremely angry and overturned the table on the spot.
While the food and wine were flying, Ji Chang suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at the person in front of him, shouting murderously: "Buji, let me catch him!"
Buji?
Upon hearing this unfamiliar name, everyone in the Xibohou Mansion rushed forward despite not knowing what happened.
At this time,
Ji Chang was so angry that all his internal organs were burning!
Made,
Buji is not dead. Sure enough, there is something wrong with the 'Book of Changes' that he has studied all his life!
He had self-doubt because of everything that had happened in Chao Ge. The appearance of Wu Ji at this time was the straw that broke the camel's back.
Ji Chang’s little temper suddenly exploded!
Seeing everyone grabbing Wuji, Ji Chang said with murderous intent: "Well, Wuji, I acted as guarantee before and asked you to go home and honor your mother. I didn't expect you to dare to deceive me! ”
Speaking of this, Ji Chang gave a loud order: "Whoever comes, first punish a hundred people with a stick, and then take him to Caishikou and behead him after Qiu!"
"Xibohou, don't get angry first, listen to the villain first... …”
"If you still want to quibble, pull down the stick and give you a hundred and fifty punishments. If you can survive, I will give you a chance to quibble!"
Wu Ji was interrupted by Ji Chang just in the middle of his words. After that, he was pulled directly to the side of the road, and he picked up the board and slapped it randomly.
Because they knew that Wuji still had something to say to Xibohou, the servants were considerate and did not slap him.
My mouth is fine,
but the rest of Bukit is unlucky!
Amidst the bursts of screams, Wuji's bones were broken no matter how many times, especially his buttocks, which were like flowering steamed buns.
There were several bloody gashes!
A quarter of an hour later...
The dead dog-like Wu Ji was dragged in front of Ji Chang. Wu Ji, whose face was covered with blood, looked at Ji Chang stubbornly, as if he had exhausted all his last strength. With so much strength,
he gasped and said: "Yes... it's an immortal..."
At this time,
the housekeeper of the Hou Mansion slapped Wu Ji on the face with a backhand, and cursed loudly: "If you dare to scold the ancestors of the Marquis, I will drag you down and give you a hundred slaps!"
After that,
The old housekeeper explained to Ji Chang: "I don't know, Lord Marquis, but there is a curse word that has been widely circulated in the world in the past year - you are the ancestor of the people. This Wuji was just scolding Lord Marquis!"
(End of Chapter)