Chapter 129 Haotian: My heaven is being cleaned, so I won’t invite the immortals in!
“It’s bad, the Marquis vomited pigs!”
“It’s bad, the Marquis was ridden by Jiang Ziya during the day, and he vomited pigs at night. This Jiang Ziya is a Pig spirit! "
"Come on, catch this pig spirit and put him in jail to avenge the Marquis!"
......
Seeing Ji Chang vomiting out a piglet, the entire Xibohou Mansion was in chaos!
Especially Ji Fa and others, their expressions suddenly changed——
When they saw that there was blood on Zhu Kuang’s body, their first reaction was that Xibohou’s throat was too thin. , I couldn't bear such a thick pig, so my throat was stuck.
But fortunately, it was still safe... and I spit it out!
At this time,
Ji Fa walked forward cautiously, patted Ji Chang's back, and said with concern: "Father, why are you..."
"Ugh!"
Accompanied by Ji Fa Chang retched again, and another pair of familiar mung bean eyes appeared, and then a black-haired pig was spit out by Ji Chang.
Ji Chang paused his hand and patted it gently: "Father, you..."
"Ugh!"
"Father..."
"Ugh!"
"Father..."
"Ugh!"
When Ji Chang vomited out ten black heads in a row After getting rid of the pig, he fell on the table with a 'pop' and passed out due to loss of strength.
After all, I was born...
I vomited ten times in a row, which was quite tiring!
"Come here, take Xibohou down to rest. As for these ten pigs..."
Just when Ji Fa was about to give the order, the ten pigs lying on the table pretending to be dead appeared at the same time. With a tremor, the small scarlet eyes were instantly filled with bloodlust and murderous intent, and his mouth opened——
"Z howl..."
As the ten pigs screamed, they all showed their sharp fangs, and then their four short legs swung and rushed towards those who were besieging Jiang Ziya below.
“Holy shit, these pigs are really the offspring of this wild Taoist, and they came to save him!”
“They are so powerful, shit...be careful with their teeth, they are very dangerous. Sharp!”
“Fuck, even a mere pig dares to come to me, Xibo Houhou. The house is running wild, really desperate, no one of them can leave alive today, close the door, let the dogs go!"
"Let your uncle go, you forgot that the Marquis is afraid of dogs, dogs are prohibited in the city, don't talk nonsense! Come on, kill this wild boar spirit, kill these pigs!”
...
In addition to the initial chaos, the guards in the Xibohou Mansion quickly formed a formation, with more than a hundred spears pointed at Jiang Ziya.
The next moment he would be attacked There are hundreds of transparent holes in the body!
At this time,
Jiang Ziya, who had just recovered, was about to explain when he saw hundreds of spears coming towards him, and at least thirty more spears, stabbing Looking to the side of Buji!
"It's not what you think, the relationship between the Marquis and I is innocent!"
Seeing this, Jiang Ziya explained loudly to everyone, but it was of no use,
I felt Seeing the murderous intent of those around him, he subconsciously took out the magic whip , and said to Wuji on the side: "Hold your breath!"
"H..."
Buji just made a sound here and was about to take a big breath and hold his breath. , Jiang Ziya swung the magic whip fiercely——
puff!
A green, mist-like aura suddenly appeared on the whip, and spread in all directions with lightning speed. "Junior Brother Ziya, don't do it!"
At the same time,
the Antarctic Immortal, who had left and returned again, saw that familiar feeling His face changed drastically when the green smoke appeared, and a familiar sense of fear appeared, which directly caused a flaw in his mind, and his power was not able to operate in time——
Dive into that green!
“Ugh!”
“Damn it, this is not a pig spirit, this is a god of shit!”
“Ah... I’m going to be smoked to death. Damn it... someone fell from the sky, this god of shit really smoked the immortal down!"
...
The smell of human filth, the stronger you are, the greater the smell you feel.
For ordinary people in Xiqi, this smell is equivalent to someone pouring a basin of shit in front of them.
Although it is disgusting, it can be tolerated , so as not to really be smoked to death!
But it's different for Daluo Jinxian like the Antarctic Immortal. It's like someone fed them and they sniffed the feces themselves.
Then Stock smell,
Go straight into the internal organs!
Otherwise, Yuanshi Tianzun wouldn’t have demolished the Yuxu Palace last time!
As for the Antarctic Immortal, this is the third time he has been surrounded...
He is completely desperate!
Now he just wants to die!
At this time,
Jiang Ziya, who had just escaped from the city, was carrying Wuji, who was foaming at the mouth, and said in great confusion: "Huh? I thought I heard someone calling me just now?!"
But when Jiang Ziya took a look at Wu Ji, he finally suppressed his curiosity and used Taoism to rush to the Weishui River because he wanted to ask the Antarctic Immortal what to do next.
It was all good, but who would have thought that Xibohou would spit out piglets in public?
……
"Zhu Kuangzi, haha... I am really laughing to death!"
At this time, Shen Gongbao, who was protected by the Human Emperor and was hiding in the void, was laughing forward and backward. He had not been able to do it before. I understood Di Xin’s arrangement, but now I finally understand it!
At the same time, I finally figured out what the ten black meatballs Di Xin gave me when I made the meatballs!
Before in Weishui, he wanted to trick Jiang Ziya, but now there is no need to take action himself. It is estimated that the entire Xiqi people want to tear him alive!
"Yuanshi, you like Jiang Ziya so much, but he can't even do this well. I wonder how you can show your face in the future!"
In the end,
Shen Gongbao said with a spiteful face, but his admiration for Di Xin in his heart became even stronger!
After that, he continued to follow Di Xin’s arrangements and keep an eye on Xibohou until the one-year period expired!
The next day,
Xi Bohou woke up and after knowing what happened last night, he immediately asked about the whereabouts of the ten pigs.
When he learned that Ji Fa had sent people to kill them all and send them to the kitchen, Ji Chang hugged his head and cried in public, crying loudly, "My son!"
At noon that day,
Xibohou endured the lingering smell of shit in the air, turned his grief into appetite, and ate thirty large meat buns in one go, which shocked the entire Xibohou residence. people!
It also frightened Ji Chang’s biological sons and adopted sons!
In the evening of that day, someone sent troops to conquer the Weishui River, threatening to capture the "Shit God" who disgusted the entire Xiqi City and execute him in Lingchi!
After learning the news, the Antarctic Immortal, who had already collapsed emotionally, went straight to heaven without saying a word!
But how did he know that
Xiqi's matter was not only being watched by the Yuxu family, but also by the Second Saint of the West and Tianting.
What happened before, including the thick green fog, has long been known to Haotian!
So,
When he saw the Antarctic Immortal with green spots all over his body, rushing towards the heaven, Haotian directly ordered the Nantian Gate to be closed.
After the Antarctic Immortal arrived, his whole body was in bad shape!
At this moment,
The sound made by Haotian pinching his nose suddenly sounded in the Tianmen -
"What is the matter with the immortal? Just tell me , my heaven is undergoing general cleaning, so I won’t invite the immortals to come in and sit down!”
Antarctic Immortal: "convex^_^convex"
(End of this chapter)