Chapter 167: Literary men write and criticize! (1)
Let the bullets fly for a while!
Di Xin didn’t know how the system’s ‘flying for a while’ method worked. Anyway, he knew that his bullet was really going to fly for a while.
On that night, when Di Xin was sharpening his gun in the harem——
Xiqi,
Ji Chang and Jiang Ziya are also burning the midnight oil to fight!
Two figures, one large and one small, were reflected in the military tent sewn from wild animal skins.
Small as the size of an ordinary person, so big that it covers most of the military tent by itself!
At this time,
Ji Chang and Jiang Ziya are worried,
What are you worried about?
I worry that I have used the excuse of "defeating Zhou on behalf of heaven" to hastily raise troops, but I also want to give everyone in the prehistoric era an excuse.
Cut down as you say?
Why?
The Human Emperor Xin collected the dragon clan, settled the prehistoric times, and obtained sea salt. He also developed the west, and even made the monsters in the world no longer dare to come out to harm people at will.
Why are you cutting?
As for the saints and heaven...
Don't make trouble,
That thing is too far away from the ancient human race. Have they cared about you for so many years, or have they cared about you? Does it rain, or does it solve your famine?
Especially Heaven.
As soon as you talk about this, the whole world is now greeting Haotian's mother!
Sacrifice sincerely is of no use, I will give you waterlogging for three days, drought for three days, and the time before that the sun and moon were covered...
In short,
Bing Yes, but the detailed excuse is gone!
Jiang Ziya still remembers when Wu Ji disguised himself and told everyone that Emperor Xin disrespected God——
Those dozens of murderous generals almost chopped Wuji into pieces at that time.
There was even a general who drew a knife and put it against Wuji's neck, and asked him murderously if he was Haotian. A spy sent by Sun Tzu!
Thinking of this,
Jiang Ziya rolled his eyes and said feebly: "Pindao is about to collapse!"
"The national master can't think of a way, and I am even more powerless. , in fact, I don’t even want to rebel anymore, if it weren’t for Emperor Haotian...”
Just when Ji Chang was complaining, a figure suddenly appeared in the tent, looking at Ji Chang and Jiang Ziya with a smile!
"Junior brother, I know you have no excuse for crusade, so I come here to help you!"
The Antarctic Immortal said,
A scroll of bamboo slips appeared in his hand, smiling Then he said: "You two, let's take a look, is this feasible?"
Jiang Ziya looked puzzled, and when he opened it, his eyes suddenly erupted with semen!
He said excitedly: "Senior brother has helped me a lot!"
"As long as it works!"
As the Antarctic Immortal said, he disappeared in a flash, while Jiang Ziya and Ji Chang were close to each other. The frowned brows also relaxed.
The next day,
a piece of news suddenly came from the Xiqi rebels——
"Shang Zhou was so immoral that he angrily scolded Nuwa. Empress Nuwa is the Holy Mother of the human race. Without her, how could the vast human race come to be? Shang Zhou did not care about kindness, wielding a sword to cut off cause and effect, what is the difference between severing relations with his parents? This kind of person You are not worthy of being the king of our human race!”
“The dignified king of the human race actually married a monster as his concubine. This is simply a discredit to our human race. A man is not qualified to lead the human race!”
“They set up cannons and fire basins, ignored the virtues of saints, forced Nan Bohou to death, killed Dong Bohou, imprisoned Xibo Hou, and killed my son Boyi without any reason. "Test, what qualifications does this kind of person have to lead our human race!"
... As soon as the news came out, many people in Xiqi who did not want to follow the rebellion reaffirmed their beliefs!
For a time,
the morale of the Xiqi rebels soared, and they were even full of energy when they attacked Chonghou Hu!
Seeing this,
Ji Chang once again revealed a piece of news that would stabilize people's hearts -
"I am on behalf of heaven to defeat Zhou. The saint felt this and sent his disciple Jiang Ziya. Go down the mountain and help me defeat Zhou!”
boom!
As this news appeared, Jiang Ziya reappeared in front of the world.
For a time,
the momentum of the rebels surged again!
But,
This momentum only lasted for three or five days. Before Xiqi could wait for Chaoge's counterattack, he was hit by waves of literati from all over the world!
The first wave,
"Child Ji Chang, you are so bold as to accuse the king. You said that the king's sword killed the human race and the cause and effect of the saint Nuwa. Who doesn't know that Nuwa only created humans? Become a saint for merit!”
“That is, don’t be afraid of the ancient ones! These human beings who were sacrificed by the monsters to become witch-slaying swords crawled out of the ground and tore you alive!"
"You speak for a saint, who the hell are you? You should tear off your own dog’s head and hand it over to the king!”
"You said before that you killed Jiang Ziya to deceive the king and the human race. Let me ask you, was it Jiang Ziya who you killed back then? Why have you often gone to the Weishui River in the past few years? You said it yourself, you old man What qualifications does a common man have? Blame others!"
Ji Chang: "I..."
Jiang Ziya: "What the hell..."
One wave after another,
< br>The second wave,
"You said that the Nine-Tailed Empress is a monster, you old thief spits out ten pigs, what are you? I think you are the monster, old thief Ji Chang!"
"Big news, big news, Ji Chang accused the king of marrying a monster, but Someone saw Boyikao, the son of Xibohou, being extremely close to a woman at Chaoge Lutai. It is said that the woman was not a human being!"
"I know, that is the chief musician in the palace - Xiu Xian. Thousand-year-old Pi Pa Jing, also a companion of the Nine-Tailed Empress, has now become Boyikao’s wife!”
“Xi Bohou, your daughter-in-law is also a monster. You know dozens of godsons, and there are many monsters. , you want to point Your Majesty, please strangle yourself to death first!"
After hearing this, Ji Chang shook his hands violently and yelled: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, my son Boyikao has already been beaten by me! …”
Ji Fa covered Ji Chang's mouth and said: "My eldest brother has been chopped into pieces by the tyrant. The so-called Boyikao is fake!"
Ji Chang: "Yes, It’s fake!”
Just as Ji Chang’s voice spread, the literati who had already sharpened their swords fired the third wave again——
“Those ten meatballs, only Mixed with Boyikao's blood and hair, how could the King Rende possibly kill Boyikao? Even Dongbohou was killed by the wolf demon enlightened by Haotian's grandson!"
"Yes! ,First Let’s not talk about Dong Bohou, let’s talk about Boyikao first, Ji Chang, old thief, I heard that when you ate the big meatballs, you ate very deliciously. When you returned to Xiqi, you often looked at your son and drooled! "
"I can prove that after the old thief Ji Chang returned to Xiqi, he was particularly interested in big meatballs!"
"Also, the ten pigs he spit out were all killed by Ji Fa. It is said that they were made into The meatballs were all eaten by the old thief Ji Chang alone. Eat it!”
“This kind of father and son who kill their brothers and feed on their sons are worse than monsters. They are so dirty that they can’t even clean themselves, and they are looking for excuses from the king!”
……
Poof!
When the scholars were criticizing Xiqi, Ji Chang, who had only been excited for two days, opened his mouth and spurted out half a basin of blood, and fell into Ji Fa's arms with a thud.
Before comatose,
Ji Chang pointed at Ji Fa, gasped for air, and said in a trembling voice: "No matter what, we must find a way to prove that Boyikao in Chaoge is not Your elder brother..."
(End of this chapter)