Chapter 188 Jade Pipa Spirit: I want to try it too, but... (1)
“Try hard to let Tongtian old man leave a whole corpse for Gu?”
Di Xin’s His voice was a little stiff, his tone was a little dry, and he was shrouded in shadow. His face seemed to be covered with frost——
He said word by word: "Gu Zhen must thank her properly!"
Wen Zhong said seriously again: "Your Majesty, you are so polite. The teacher said this is what she should do! ”
"Grand Master, please go down first, I want to be quiet!"
"Chen, please leave!"
Wen Zhong said and walked out of the Human Emperor's Palace.
However, as soon as he walked away with his front foot and entered the emperor's palace door with his back foot, the door closed with a bang. Wen Zhong's heart tightened when he heard it.
At this time,
He suddenly saw Fei Zhong and You Hun walking in a hurry, looking at the door of the Human Emperor's Palace like little thieves stealing eggs.
With an anxious look on his face, he said: "Grand Master, where is the king?"
Wen Zhong asked curiously: "Your Majesty? Why are you looking for the king?"
"It's not us. It’s the ladies in the harem who are looking for the king. In particular, Empress Wu and Empress Jiuwei gave me two death orders. If we can't take the king to the harem, we will die!"
"Yes, Grand Master, you can do it! Well done, let the king see us!”
Fei Zhong and You Hun looked pitiful and shed tears of pain. They almost knelt on the ground and begged Wen Zhong.
Seeing this scene,
Wen Zhong became even more curious!
He grabbed the two of them and continued to ask: "If something happens in the harem, the queen should come. You are so anxious, what happened?"
"Oh, Master Wen Ah, this is none of our business. This is all the king’s own fault... He brought it upon himself!”
"That's right, Grand Master Wen, I don't know what kind of pills the king gave to the ladies in the harem before. In the past half month when you were away, the king ran to the harem every day for the first five days, and then once every two days. This time, he went to the harem every day. The weather has not gone, but the ladies are in a hurry!"
"Master, you don't know that the king came out with a smile a few days ago, and was a little embarrassed in the next few days. Three days ago, the king stole in the middle of the night! He sneaked back!"
"We are both in a dilemma. The king almost gave us a gift the day before yesterday, but this time we can't invite him, and the ladies in the harem really want to give us a gift. ”
“Hmm!”
Wen Zhong thought about Di Xin’s appearance just now, and then recalled that he had been holding his waist and was obviously weak.
Faintly,
Wen Zhong seemed to have seen the truth!
Haha!
Deserved it!
Wen Zhong smiled when he thought of this, then patted Fei Zhong and You Hun on the shoulders, and said sincerely: "Let me tell you, the king is in a bad mood now. If you bother the king, you will probably not get hurt. It’s about the board!”
Uh-huh!
When Fei Zhong and You Hun heard this, their faces suddenly turned pale, and then they knelt on the ground tremblingly, kowtowing "DuangDuangDuang".
The crying Lihua said with rain: "Please help me, Master, help me!"
"I have an idea for you. You go find Queen Jiang. Queen Jiang is a virtuous and kind woman. He is virtuous, knowledgeable and sensible, and he is also the master of the harem. The main thing is..."
As Wen Zhong said, the faces of Fei Zhong and You Hun became even more ugly. Just when Wen Zhong was halfway through speaking, Fei Zhong, who looked deathly gray, , collapsed to the ground with a thud——
He said with a face full of despair: "I don't know, the Grand Master, but the order to strike the boards was given by the Queen!"
Wen Zhong: (×_×)...
You Hunze added: "Queen Jiang also said that the ladies didn't want to take the elixir before, so the king forced you to Damn it, now you ladies can serve the king, and the king won’t go to the harem anymore. Wouldn’t it be a joke if word spread! "Wen Zhong: ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭
" There is nothing I can do, you can solve it yourself!”
Wen Zhong was very helpless and just about to leave, Fei Zhong Youhun hugged one of his legs, crying and saying: "Grand Master, help me!!!"
"Hey..."< br>
Wen Zhong shook it twice but did not shake it off. After sighing, he said: "You go back and tell your ladies that the king has a headache now. If you ladies ask anything, you are like this..."
Wen Zhong said,
He raised his finger. Point to the top!
Fei Zhong and You Hun stared at this and opened their mouths. After a long time, Abba Abba asked: "What does this mean, Grand Master? The king has gone to heaven?"
Pa!
Pop!
When Wen Zhong heard this, he threw the two of them out and said angrily: "You can just go, the ladies in the harem will understand!"
After that,
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Wen Zhong left!
Because he also has a headache, or is worried!
I am worried that Saint Tongtian will really kill the king. After all, the Immortal Killing Sword Formation is no joke!
After that,
Fei Zhongyou returned to the harem fearfully. Who knew that after they pointed to the sky, all the empresses, including Queen Jiang,
All is quiet!
After that, they stopped making trouble, and instead all looked sad!
A quarter of an hour later,
Chai Jun left Chaoge and went to Wucheng. Queen Jiang, Concubine Yang, and Su Daji each returned to their respective palaces!
The nine-tailed fox frowned into a knot and returned to the Auspicious Palace with a gloomy look!
Seeing this, the jade pipa spirit asked with confusion on her face: "Sister, why are you so sad?"
"Hey... something happened over there, the king, I'm upset!"
Nine-tailed fox Dragging his chin, he looked out the window with a sad face, while subconsciously twirling his tail!
At this time,
the nine-headed chicken that had just sprouted a body of downy hair suddenly came up and chirped: "Sister, something happened to the Human Emperor, isn't it a good thing for us? ”
After hearing this, the nine-tailed fox's face instantly turned livid, and he said coldly: "What kind of good thing is this?"
However,
the nine-headed chicken did not notice her tone. Instead, he continued: "If something happens to him, the Yin Shang Dynasty will be finished. By then I will We can...Sister, what are you doing?"
"Old nine-tailed witch, you have a convulsion, you pulled my hair again, did my hair offend you?"
"Ah? Oh...don't slap in the face, oh no no...don't slap in the mouth!"
"Old nine-tailed witch, don't you know I talk a lot? You still... I'm so fucked, take your tail away from my face, fuck... your tail is full of fleas! ! ”
Looking at the scene of the chicken flying and the fox jumping, the jade pipa spirit took a long breath and looked out the window with resentment.
“The Human Emperor is so powerful that he needs several sisters to serve him. I really want to give it a try, but unfortunately... what if my fragile body is broken?”
< br>After finishing speaking,
Pipa Jing’s eyes became even more resentful!
...
When the harem was caught in a battle between foxes and chickens, in the Human Emperor's Palace, Di Xin covered his lower back and weakly walked towards the wolfberry spiritual root.
After looking at only one-tenth of the wolfberry left, his hand suddenly paused!
After that,
carefully picked ten wolfberries and put them into his mouth, mumbling, and walked back to the throne of the Emperor.
Sitting down on it with a pop, looking at the clean and tidy desk in front of him,
Di Xin couldn't help but let out a long sigh...
"Sure enough, the ancients did not bully the lonely, women can only Affects the speed at which I think about things!”
(End of this chapter)