Chapter 191 Jiang Ziya: Mu De, I want to clean up the house! ! ! (1)
Duang! ! !
With the sound of a pan being slapped on the back of his head, Jiang Ziya felt his eyes go dark, and the sky was filled with fiercely flashing Venus!
Fortunately, the earth escape technique he used has not disappeared, and there is still a strong magic power protecting his whole body, otherwise the attack just now would have made his head explode...
Even so,
Jiang Ziya also felt like his head was going to split!
At the same time,
the horse, which was running wildly, suddenly kicked the head that suddenly appeared,
the horse's feet were instantly stung. Got it!
After Yu Yuyu screamed, he knelt on the ground with a thud, and his elastic belly hit Jiang Ziya directly on the head like a mountain!
There was a muffled sound!
Jiang Ziya, who had just regained some consciousness, suddenly felt his eyes go dark, his body sank, and the earthy smell that filled his nose hit his face, choking him awake at the moment——
A very familiar sound And a rough voice suddenly sounded in his ears——
< br>"Hahaha...Huang Feihu, you dare to betray the king, this is your fate. Even your horse surrenders and throws you off the horse!"
"Treacherous person, what do you think? Tell the king! Come and take Huang Feihu away!”
...
When Jiang Ziya, who was feeling dizzy, heard Chao Tian's voice coming from his ears, he vaguely realized the truth of the matter!
While Chao Tian was fighting fiercely with Huang Feihu, he suddenly appeared using the earth escape technique. By coincidence, he appeared under Huang Feihu's horse.
After that, he hit the hoof of Huang Feihu's horse, causing Huang Feihu to fall off the horse, and was captured alive by Chao Tian!
“What the hell is this!”
Jiang Ziya, who was stuck underground, shed tears of regret.
It seems that since I worked as a hard labor in Chaoge, I have not had a smooth day.
Jiang Ma...
I can use any earth escape to hit someone. Touch the feet of the general's horse on your side!
Feeling the footsteps above his head, Jiang Ziya remained silent!
About a quarter of an hour later,
The people led by Chao Tian cleaned up the battlefield, and Huang Feihu's horse was also dragged away. It was not until a stick of incense was burned that Jiang Ziya secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, he has been practicing Taoism for many years, and among other things, he has learned the essence of the art of pretending to be dead and holding his breath!
This is only two quarters of an hour, little KS...
"Huh? Huh!"
When Jiang Ziya noticed that there was no movement outside and was about to come out of the ground, he suddenly felt that his surroundings were so tight.
When the familiar feeling hit,
Jiang Ziya smelled an indescribable fishy smell, as if he was squeezed by something narrow and slippery!
Yes,
I remembered it!
It was in Chaoge...
When I was escaping from Chaoge, I also used Earth Escape, but ended up feeling the same as getting stuck in the cracks of the rocks on that mountain!
Thinking of this,
Jiang Ziya's old face collapsed and he cursed in his heart: "Pindao is really fucked. The time for earth escape has come. Pindao is stuck again. Who will save me?" !”
After being stuck,
In a short period of time, he could no longer perform magic arts, let alone his hands being squeezed by the soil!
About a quarter of an hour later,
Jiang Ziya suddenly remembered a spell, and his eyes lit up -
"By the way, I can use the Thousand Miles of Sound Transmission Technique to notify Wuji Come and save me, luckily this spell doesn’t require sealing!”
Just do it if you think of it,
Jiang Ziya silently recited the magic formula in his heart and kept calling Wu Ji's name.
The strange thing is that he clearly noticed Buji's position, but Wuji did not respond to him!
A quarter of an hour later,
Jiang Ziya was tired, Wuji didn’t respond!
Two quarters of an hour later,
Jiang Ziya was breaking out in a sweat, but Wuji hadn't responded yet!
An hour later,
Jiang Ziya, whose mana had bottomed out, was about to rest and recover his mana when he suddenly opened his eyes while being buried underground. The huge body is like a silkworm chrysalis, constantly squirming!
“Hmm...haha...wuwuwu...”
"Pindao...don't move there...wuwu...haha...fuck you, Pindao..."
"Don't, Pindao can't stand it anymore and needs to pee. He really needs to pee, wuwuwu..." ...Pindao can't stand it anymore, Bukit Nyima's... When Pindao goes out, he must... Phew, he must clean up the house!"
With the strange sound Jiang Ziya made, he was buried deeply! The body underground began to shake violently again.
It seems like I thought of something happy!
……
At the same time,
Zhou Ying!
Wuji, who was smelling of alcohol, suddenly woke up. He looked at Huang Tianhua opposite, who was also smelling of alcohol. He narrowed his eyes and asked, "Brother Tianhua, are you calling me?"
"Me? No. Ah!”
Huang Tianhua, with misty eyes, grabbed a roast chicken and ate it without any trace of the elegance that a cultivator should have.
Instead, like a gangster in the market, he laughed without any image and said: "No wonder ordinary people's life span can be as short as dozens of years or as long as more than a hundred years, and they can still live a good life. This chicken is so delicious!"
Bukit Grin He smiled and said: "Brother Tianhua, you don't understand. This is called 'I would rather have thousands of delicacies in the world than go to heaven'. It means that if you give me thousands of delicacies in the world, I won't even be considered a god!"
< br>After hearing this, Huang Tianhua nodded and said: "Well, that's the truth. Brother Wuji, let me tell you, cultivation is really boring. If you don't become a Daluo Jinxian, life span is always a problem. It's better to taste all the flavors in the world!"
"Hehehehe..."
Wuji patted Huang Tianhua's shoulder as he spoke, and said with a lewd smile: "Brother Tianhua, I saw that you have been living in the mountains since you were a child. You don't understand. There are two kinds of chickens, one is eaten with the mouth, and the other cannot be eaten. Eat with your mouth!”
"What you eat with your mouth is called edible chicken, and what you can't eat with your mouth is called screaming chicken!"
"I'm telling you, don't tell others, screaming chicken is the real delicacy in the world. It’s a source of happiness for men, but Screaming Chicken is a bit expensive and a bit wasteful!”
Huang Tianhua gasped after hearing this! A breath of cold air——
Extremely shocked, he said: "Hey, there are such strange chickens in the world. I followed my master up the mountain when I was three years old and didn't know anything. The old thief Qingxu really mistook me!"< br>
“By the way, Brother Ji, where is the screaming chicken? Take me to Pinpin!”
"This..."
Just when Wuji was hesitant, a strange voice that was weak but mixed with anger, and mixed with anger and pain suddenly sounded in his ears——
"Buji!"
"Huh? Master!"
Wuji immediately became energetic when he heard this, and quickly bowed to the void, then made a fist with both hands, and then spoke - —
"Master, the disciple is here!"
"Buji, you little bastard, I have been looking for you for an hour, what have you been doing? When I get out of trouble, I will definitely expel you from the master, hurry up and come to Southwest Bali Help me, I'm stuck underground!"
What?
Expelled from the division?
Wu Ji, who had been drunk, didn't react for a while. He blinked, and then he was afraid and stopped his gesture.
Looking at Huang Tianhua aside -
"Brother Tianhua, please do me a favor. Once the matter is completed, I will take you to find the Screaming Chicken!"
When Huang Tianhua heard this, he patted his chest loudly. Said: "What are you busy with? Brother Ji Even if you ask me to kill the old thief Qingxu, I won’t be polite!”
At this time,
Wu Ji stretched out his neck and said firmly: “Knock me out... …”
(End of this chapter)