Chapter 553 Nine-Headed Chicken: You damn dog, this chicken is incompatible with you. Chickens and dogs cannot coexist!
“Woof woof woof...”
“You are a nine-headed chicken like a dog, I will bite you to death today, why don’t you get down here, come down, fuck me, I will kill you today!"
"How to let me? Encountered such a rotten thing? Damn it, don’t scratch my ass!"
" Damn it, what are you doing to me? Get off here and turn around. I will kill you and roast you little spicy chicken!”
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The Roaring Sky Dog was spit out several times by the Nine-Headed Chicken. He became angry at that time. He jumped up and down and huffed on his head with his paws. Unfortunately, he couldn't catch the Nine-Headed Chicken.
On the contrary, many red marks appeared on the body after being scratched by the nine-headed chicken, and the barking dog howled anxiously!
It doesn’t know the origin of the nine-headed chicken, but it can actually leave scars on its body!
The roaring dog at this time,
But full of regret!
The story begins with the fight outside the city two days and two nights ago. At that time, Yang Jian was re-cultivating Xuan Gong. Roaring Sky Dog saw Yuan Futong guarding his master.
He felt bored. , and sneaked into Chaoge!
Finally,
during all the twists and turns, it actually smelled the smell of roast goose and roast chicken. For a moment, it moved its index finger and quietly slipped into a nearby pheasant restaurant. !
I went to the back kitchen and had a great meal. After eating three roast chickens, five roast geese, and seven roast ducks, I lay down happily and rubbed my belly!
At this time,
the nine-headed chicken suddenly came out, handed it a pot of wine, and belched the wine and said: "Roast chicken, roast goose and roast duck should be paired with wine. It’s so fragrant!”
Before the roaring dog could recover, it saw one head of the nine-headed chicken talking to itself, five heads drinking, and the remaining three heads,
Roast goose, roast duck and roast chicken are hung separately!
When Roaring Sky Dog saw this, he immediately had an outpouring of admiration for her!
After that,
a greedy dog and a drunken chicken started eating and drinking in the back kitchen of Renye Chicken Restaurant!
While drinking, Xiaotian Dog also asked her a question: "You are a chicken essence, why do you still eat chicken?"
Xiaotian Dog swears,
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It will never forget the contempt in the eyes of the nine-headed chicken's eighteen green beans, and the subsequent wing slapped on its head——
Said drunkenly: " I can’t stop your mouth even if I eat? Is this chicken a noble nine-headed chicken? My father, Kong Xuan, is a big peacock!”
"Oh oh oh..."
The roaring dog nodded in realization. He remembered the scene outside the Golden Rooster Ridge, but it is a dog now and has no sexual interest in chickens.< br>
So it raised its paw, slammed the nine-headed chicken to the ground, grinned and roared——
"So what about Kong Xuan? Haven't you been surrendered by the saint? Let me tell you, I have bitten a saint, do you know? As for Yuanshi Tianzun, his foot was almost bitten off!"
"Also! Yes, they are at the quasi-sage level. I don’t even bother to talk to them anymore. , things like Ran Deng, Subhuti, and the Antarctic Immortal, they run so fast when they see me!”
Maybe he drank too much, and the roaring dog also wanted to relive the feeling of being tipsy, So after he finished saying this, his body swayed and hit the ground directly.
At this time,
the nine-headed chicken stood up and spat a dozen mouthfuls of saliva, and its eighteen eyes suddenly stood up.
He screamed loudly: "Come here, catch this bragging dead dog and stew it in a pot. Today we are serving braised dog meat!"
The Roaring Dog who drank too much, suddenly While the faces were bewildered, a dozen tough men stepped forward and said in unison: "Yes, boss!"
Subsequently Finally, they caught the ignorant barking dog, tied it up, threw it into the pot, added water, and burned firewood. When the water started to smoke,
Roaring Sky Dog shook his head, looked at the angry nine-headed chicken outside, and said in shock: "You are the boss here!"
Bang!
Before Roaring Sky Dog could recover, a stick as thick as an arm hit its head hard, and it broke with a click.
Of course Roaring Sky Dog It’s okay!
It blinked, looked at the nine-headed chicken, then looked at the fire under it and the water that was about to boil, then shook its head with a grunt,
This Then he looked behind him and saw the man with bulging muscles and said with his spiritual thoughts: "You hit me?"
But,
however, this man was an ordinary man and didn’t even notice that the dog in front of him was talking. Instead, when he saw this dead dog staring at him,
he waved his hand. The half stick hit it on the head again with a bang. While hitting it, he said: "Damn it, boss, this dog's head is so hard!"
The next second,
Xiao Tian The dog exploded!
His eyes turned red instantly, and he grinned as he broke the rope on his leg. Just when he was about to pounce on the man,
an invisible big hand suddenly appeared and grabbed him. , it smashed into the city wall with a snap, and most of the dog's body was embedded in the city wall.
The kind that couldn't even be buckled out!
It wasn’t until Di Xin sent word,
Nine-Headed Chicken knew the origin of Roaring Sky Dog, but she didn’t take it to heart...
Isn’t it the son of Yuan Futong’s brother-in-law?
Benji and Yang Chan are good sisters!
One day later,
Yuan Ba came to see his father. When he passed the city wall, he saw the roaring dog. Out of curiosity, he grabbed its whip and pulled it off the city wall. come out.
But before the pain on Roaring Sky Dog’s whip subsided, the nine-headed chicken came!
So the next day,
there was a lot of excitement in the Chaoge. Many people took sticks, brooms, stones, etc., and smashed a black dog in the street!
But after being taught a lesson by Di Xin before, the roaring dog did not dare to fight back and could only run around!
And every time it was about to take a rest, the nine-headed chicken would always fall from the sky, which made it extremely crazy!
Just like now,
When Roaring Sky Dog made a 360-degree spin in the air and was about to catch the nine-headed chicken, the nine-headed chicken flapped its wings -
It flew up to someone else's wall with a beeping sound. , looked down at Roaring Sky Dog, twisted and said -
"Hey, I can fly, This chicken can fly, lulu..."
"Cluck, cluck... Dog, come up, come up!"
The nine-headed chicken taunted while twisting its body, even He also fluttered his wings and raised his fingers at Roaring Sky Dog. He was so angry that Roaring Sky Dog's lungs almost exploded!
But at this moment,
Maybe the Nine-Headed Chicken drank too much, or maybe the wall was too slippery. The Nine-Headed Chicken slipped out of his feet and fell directly from the wall with a plop,
It's so immortal that it falls right in front of Roaring Sky Dog!
The next second,
The Roaring Sky Dog, who had been burning with anger for more than two days, threw the nine-headed chicken to the ground with a cry, and bit her chicken with a click. Often taunting yourself in the head!
Immediately——
“Cluck, cluck… Damn dog, please let me go, let me go!”
“Damn it, you dare to bully me. I am incompatible with you. I am facing you. In the song, chickens and dogs cannot live together Save!”
The nine-headed chicken said,
The remaining eight heads kept pecking at the Roaring Dog’s eyes and nose, causing it to twist its body. Dodge, but don't let go!
Ever since,
when Yang Jian came here, he found that the roaring dog was holding down the nine-headed chicken and poking out the pupae on the ground, while the nine-headed chicken was still struggling and screaming. With.
Especially when Yang Jian saw the obviously swollen whip under the roaring dog, a white light suddenly flashed in his eyes!
"Howling Sky Dog, you are so courageous!"
"If I don't chop you up and stew you today, how can I, Yang Jian, be seen by others in the future!"
The next second,
in the small alley, a white light suddenly flashed, a bright white light like a dozen electric welders working at the same time,
then the swords and swords shot straight into the sky, It is also mixed with the miserable barking of dogs...
(End of this chapter)