Chapter 771 Amitabha: Don’t worry, the poor monk is famous for being tight-lipped!
Ouch...
On the top of the snow-capped mountains,
the peacock swallowed many treasures in one gulp and felt less hungry, so he turned around and left!
But,
At this moment,
the peacock suddenly felt a pain in his stomach. It was so painful that its head was stuck in the snow, and the fur on its body lost its luster!
"Yo yo yo..."
Just when the peacock was holding his stomach and wailing, he felt the sharp pain approaching his butt/eyes. It felt like Yes——
It ate a snake, and the snake was about to come out of its anus/eyes!
grass!
Thinking of the peacock here, his eyes instantly turned red——
Gan,
I am still a big bird with yellow flowers, and I want to be raped in the butt/eyes. Already? ? ?
Thinking of this,
The peacock struggled fiercely, clamped its buttocks, and expressed its determination not to obey, and shed tears of regret!
Just now,
What kind of beast did I swallow!
And at this moment,
Duobao, who seemed to hear the peacock’s heartfelt voice, suddenly stopped near the peacock’s belly,
At this time,
his spiritual thoughts swept through the peacock's body, and finally found out to his embarrassment -
This girl is a mother's child!
Kong Xuan is a male, this girl is a female...
If you get out of its anus/eye, wouldn’t you become a beast?
"No, there are already many people coveting the poor monk's position as Lord Buddha. Although they don't want it now, there is no guarantee that they won't take action against the poor monk when he travels to the west!"
"The poor monk cannot give himself a chance. His life experience has been smeared, and this peacock is also the Da Luo Jin Fairy Queen. With such a high level of cultivation, it’s better to take her in and let her protect the safety of the poor monk!”
Thinking of this,
Duobao’s eyes flashed, and with a thought, he went straight for it! Open the peacock's back and get out of the hole!
Then,
Before the peacock could react, Duobao's expression suddenly turned cold. He rode directly on its back and said in a cold voice:
"Go to Lingshan, or I will send you to your bones and ashes right now." "Hunfei San Package!"
At this time, Duobao exuded a decisive and decisive aura, spoke clearly and clearly, and his eyes were as fierce as a wild beast that could break free from its cage at any time, cold and ruthless!
There is nothing like the delusion of being persecuted five years ago!
And he,
It seemed that he had also forgotten the warning barrier he had set up within a radius of a hundred miles, and he did not even put away the treasures that were placed in the barrier.
It seems that I really forgot!
......
Three days later,
Duobao rode a peacock back to Lingshan Mountain, and in front of all the Buddhas, he returned to Leiyin Pagoda in a high-profile manner, with the coldness on his body The murderous intention and invisible pressure,
Even Ran Deng and the three masters were extremely frightened!
As they looked at each other,
deep in the eyes of the four people, fear flashed across all of them!
Just when they saw the peacock brought back by Duobao, everyone was shocked and at the same time felt deeply curious——
Where did this peacock come from?
Later,
The three thousand Buddhas who returned to Leiyin Pagoda, in order to lick the treasures, knew that the peacock dared to swallow my Buddha, and they all threatened to kill the peacock and drink wine,
But Duobao stopped him, and after saying, "Injuring the peacock is like injuring my mother," he consecrated the peacock as "Buddha Mother, Peacock, Daming King Bodhisattva"!
Everything is over,
While the Buddhas were bowing and chanting "My Buddha is Compassionate", Duobao's expression suddenly changed——
The previous ferocity disappeared in an instant, and the terrifying aura on his body also disappeared in an instant, replaced by a face with panic -
"Buddha, this poor monk just fell asleep." Jue, who brought the poor monk back to Lingshan again? Damn... what are these people doing? They want to kill me and take my position as Buddha Lord?” Who decorated Yinbasha? It’s so gorgeous. It's grand, bright and dazzling, so that those who want to sneak attack on this Buddha will have no place to hide!"
"Buddha, what are those purple bamboos that can hide people everywhere? Forest?"
"If this Buddha leaves this Thunder Sound Pagoda, Ran Deng and Master Guanyin will jump out of the purple bamboo forest with knives, hack the poor monk to death, and chop him into pieces of gold slag!"
"That must be the case. There are always naughty monks who want to harm me. The poor monk swears that he will never take a step out of Leiyin Pagoda in the future!" When the frightened Duobao thought this, he looked at the three thousand Buddhas below with vigilant eyes. , the old face was as dark as the bottom of a pot,
The frightened heart sank directly into his crotch!
In his eyes,
at least 888 of the three thousand Buddhas below want to kill him and seize his position as Buddha Lord!
The remaining two thousand or so Buddhas are all trash who will never even think of stepping into the Daluo realm in this life. They are trash who do not enter the Daluo realm. He is not afraid even of a sneak attack!
Of course,
Except for using poison!
Poison?
Thinking of this word, Duobao's old face darkened again. He looked at the confused Ran Deng with an unkind look mixed with warning and murderous intent. After thinking for a long time, he still didn't dare to take action!
Finally,
The three thousand Buddhas who have been waiting for five years, except for a few direct disciples of Duobao, Ananda and Kassapa, all people in the Daluo realm and above,
All were kicked out of Leiyin Temple!
In the huge Leiyin Pagoda, a group of Buddhas in the golden fairyland stood at the entrance of Leiyin Pagoda, on both sides of the road three feet away in front of Duobao,
He pretended to be a mascot by pretending to hit people in various ways!
At this time,
Master Guanyin found the burning lamp and asked in a low voice: "Fellow Taoist, why does this poor monk feel that something is wrong with the Tathagata Many Treasures?"
< br>Amitabha, who also came up, nodded and said in confusion: "The poor monk also feels this way, but the poor monk didn't notice, what is wrong?"
At this time,
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Ran Deng, who had been thinking deeply for a long time, said with a solemn expression: "Duobao, who just came back, has a ruthless look in his eyes. This is the same as our understanding of him, but Duobao just now..."
"Just like back then, Saint Tongtian was as cautious as he wanted to accept him as his first disciple. You don't know that when the news spread that he was about to become the first disciple of the saint, within three days Both ends were assassinated!"
Speaking of this,
Randeng suddenly raised his head, his thoughts returned to the years ago, and said to himself:
"It is said that back then He suffered more than two thousand assassinations in five years. On average, he jumped back and forth between life and death every day!”
"This is why, later on, Zhao Gongming's talent has been amazing since ancient times, and the Tongtian Sage did not accept him as his true disciple!"
Hearing this,
Amitabha and Guanyin looked at each other. , then looked at it with disbelief Xiang Ran Deng,
Then,
Guanyin pointed to his head and asked in a doubtful tone: "Fellow Taoist, what you mean is...Tathagata's head...how is this possible?" , he is a quasi-sage with two corpses!”
"Nothing is impossible!"
Randeng lowered his head solemnly, and said in a dull tone: "If you have a relationship with that person, nothing is impossible!"
" Hiss——"
Next to him,
Amitabha took a sharp breath and said in shock: "What the fellow Taoist means is... Tathagata's brain has been damaged!"
Uh-huh!
Besides,
Randeng and Guanyin looked at Amitabha unkindly at the same time. Amitabha shivered violently, pinched the index finger and ring finger of his right hand, and pulled the corner of his mouth from the left to the right with his hand and said :
“The two fellow Taoists don’t know the poor monk yet. The poor monk is notoriously tight-lipped!”
Seeing this,
Ran Deng and Guanyin nodded silently at the same time!
After the three of them separated for half a stick of incense,
Amitabha hugged Long-eared Dingguang Immortal, leaned over and whispered: "I want to tell you something, but you It cannot be said that it was said by the poor monk..."
Before he finished speaking, Long Er Dingguangxian said nonchalantly: "Being tight-lipped is the basic quality of a Buddhist!"
……
At the same time,
In the Xiniu Hezhou Sanxingyue Cave!
Subhuti, who had not been born for five years, came to the disciples limping and pale with an iron crutch in his right diaphragm socket——
(End of this chapter)