Chapter 802 As long as I don’t talk nonsense with others, then I will be the most decent person in the three worlds!
"Why is this little old man running so fast?"
Sun Wukong looked at the smoke in the sky, scratched the back of his head in confusion, then turned and walked towards Taoyuan,
Get ready for a good night’s sleep!
What the monkey doesn’t know is that
At this time, the Heavenly Court was completely in chaos because of its operations!
The Jade Emperor,
at this time, he had no choice but to take the token and the body of the flower fairy and went to the Yaochi to find the Queen Mother. Although he knew the reason, he still wanted to show off. ?
After all, it was the Monkey King who was the same generation as his father, and he personally asked him to seek justice for the female fairy!
If you want to complain,
I can only blame the Queen Mother for hitting the gun!
But,
just when the Jade Emperor arrived at the gate of Yaochi, he saw the Antarctic Immortal with several superimposed slap marks on his face, eight pairs of abdominal muscles exposed,
With smoke coming from his eyes and nose, he left Yaochi angrily and returned to the 'Eternal Life Emperor's Palace' where he had not been back for who knows how long!
But,
The Jade Emperor at the door looked at the departing figure of the Antarctic Immortal, his brows furrowed and lost in thought——
Eight pairs of abdominal muscles?
What kind of breed is this?
Then,
Bang!
Bang!
Crash...
In the nearby Yaochi, there were all kinds of sounds of smashing plates and bowls. Even the Jade Emperor didn't pay attention. Several sticks exuded a strong The wine-smelling Dragon Tiger Whip flew out from in front of him with a swish, with some scattered wolfberry, MK, etc. on it!
Hiss!
Seeing this,
The Jade Emperor couldn't help but draw a breath of cold air. He looked at the token in his hand and the body of the Flower Demon, and frowned again,
The Queen Mother and Anji Are these virtuous couples at odds?
Can you still get in?
As we all know,
Ninety-nine percent of women who are in an angry state are irrational!
In the end,
the Jade Emperor dragged the body of Huaxian back to Lingxiao Palace!
It’s not that he is a coward,
but when you teach an irrational woman a lesson, it is extremely easy to trigger the other party’s high critical hit attribute of ‘die together’!
At the same time,
Li Hentian,
Laojun looked at the materials that were burned into ashes in front of him, and a deep pain suddenly appeared on Gujing Wubo's face.
At this time,
the medicine boy on the side came forward, saluted and said: "Old gentleman, you are..."
"Hey!"
Laojun sighed, stood up helplessly and waved his hand and said: "Take care of yourself, I won't be refining elixirs in the near future!"
After that,
Laojun is ready to leave!
But just after he had taken a dozen steps, he suddenly remembered the Queen Mother’s words, ‘Monkeys take turns, and I will come to your house next year’, and he subconsciously shuddered,
So,
Laojun looked at the medicine boy anxiously, and said slightly uneasily: "By the way, hide all the Nine Turns Golden Pills in the palace, be sure to hide them well!"
< br>After hearing this, the medicine boy said solemnly: "Little boy, I know, Laojun!"
Later,
Laojun left, and the medicine boy turned the three gourds into nine golden elixirs. Hidden in the most secret secret compartment deep in the Tushita Palace.
But just when the medicine boy was about to close the secret compartment, he suddenly remembered that there was a gourd of golden elixir, which was hidden in another place like Lao Jun's treasure.
So,
the medicine boy who didn’t know the reason hid the golden elixir that the gourd specially prepared for monkeys in this secret compartment, and then left with peace of mind!
And Laojun also forgot about this,
Because at this time, he was looking for who cursed him!
...
At the same time, Pantaoyuan!
The monkey turmoil outside lasted for more than a month before it ended, but Sun Wukong, who was in the midst of this turmoil, had no idea about it.
Because Laojun has restored the flow of time in Pantaoyuan, a month has passed outside, but only an hour has passed here!
At this moment,
Sun Wukong, who was taking a nap, suddenly heard a series of soft sounds coming from the door of the flat peach garden. His spirit was shaken. Sun Wukong ducked and stood silently on the flat peach tree.
After a while,
Sun Wukong saw a little head with sinister eyebrows and rat eyes, squeezing in through the crack in the door of Pantaoyuan, looking furtively to both sides!
Sun Wukong took a closer look and suddenly found that this was an unfamiliar face, and a flash of scarlet and excitement flashed in his eyes!
The next second——
“Hey, where did this little thief come from? He sneaked into my peach garden to watch!”
With the sound of the monkey,
< br>The golden cudgel hit that little head hard with the terrifying power of cracking a mountain and cracking the earth!
At this time,
I don’t know whether it was because he was too nervous or because Sun Wukong shot too fast. His little head clicked and squeezed into the crack of the door.
At the same time, he looked at the monkey’s hand, which was heavy and hard. The big guy shouted with a look of horror: "The Great Sage, the Great Sage lives..."
Peng!
There was a muffled sound,
The little head under the iron rod, like a watermelon hit by a hammer, instantly fell apart, with red and white splattering all over the floor!
Upon seeing this,
Sun Wukong spit out a mouthful of phlegm, looked at the two dead eyes on the ground, and said coldly: "Dare you come to my Huaguo Mountain..."
" Bah, you dare to come to my Pantaoyuan to run wild, you little thing is so brave!"
After the monkey finished speaking disdainfully, he opened the door of the Pantaoyuan and prepared to deal with this dirty thing! Corpse!
But,
The moment it opened the door, it was stunned!
In the hand of the headless corpse, there was something like an imperial decree, and the curious monkey took it and opened it to have a look -
"The land of Pantaoyuan is subject to transfer orders!"< br>
???
The monkey looked at the corpse on the ground with a confused expression, and then looked at the order in his hand. After repeating this, the stiff body moved slightly,< br>
Afterwards,
The monkey kicked the corpse subconsciously and complained with a face: "The land that just took office? Why didn't you tell me earlier? I, the old sun, thought there was a thief in the house!"
At this time
Knowing the nature of monkeys, Nezha hurried over. Nezha, who had just appeared outside the Pantao Garden, saw Sun Wukong holding the order and the headless corpse lying at the door of the Pantao Garden.
It was like five thunders struck him. Where are you standing in a daze!
After a while,
Nezha's mouth twitched and he said stiffly: "Monkey...Monkey, are you so irritable that you don't even give people a chance to speak?"
Wen After speaking, Sun Wukong scratched the back of his head subconsciously, and after thinking for a long time, he asked doubtfully -
"Third Prince, I, Sun Wukong, don't you?" Before I became an immortal, when I was traveling around the world, I heard a saying - Villains die because they talk too much. So, what did I do wrong? "
"What if I, the old Sun, had to force him to do it? Damn it, what if I become a villain and get beaten to death? As long as I never talk nonsense, I will be the most decent person in the three worlds!”
"Third Prince, are you right?!"
After the confused monkey finished speaking subconsciously, Nezha was also confused!
The phrase ‘On the Mubi tree is the fruit, and under the Mubi tree are you and me’, which can exactly describe the monkey and Nezha at this time!
After half a stick of incense,
Nezha looked at Monkey’s sincere eyes, nodded subconsciously and said: “Monkey, you are right!”
Then,
one person and one monkey looked at each other and smiled, but when Nezha looked at his new land, he quickly revealed his true form -
After a stone, he was in trouble again!
What to do?
This guy was the new confidant sent by the Queen Mother after she defeated all the gods, but he was killed by a monkey again!
On the Queen Mother's side,
should, probably, almost——
You won't be angry...
(End of this chapter)