Chapter 806: Many Treasures Tathagata: Laojun, you are a great man, please accept the worship of this humble monk! ! !
“When this monkey opens the gourd golden elixir, we can sit back and relax in the future!”
“Yes, the golden elixir refined by the Supreme Saint himself is still made of the Sky-Building Stone. It is made from raw materials, and with just one pill, we can be safe from the three disasters. ! ”
“Yes, each of us only takes one. In this way, we can still leave half the gourd for the monkey, which does not count as a chance to snatch it, and allows the Supreme Saint to complete the duel. The promise of heaven!”
“Great kindness!”
Everyone who was whispering was interrupted by Duobao's great kindness.
At this time,
Duobao looked at Laojun and asked with a smile: "Laojun, that gourd?" How many golden elixirs are there?”
“One hundred and eight!”
Lao Jun looked at everyone calmly and said, and then asked pretending to be puzzled: "I am very curious, how do you know about gold?" About Dan?”
Looking at the big bosses of the three realms in front of him, Laojun's eyebrows were already twisted into a knot. Although he felt like a mirror in his heart,
it still couldn't stop him from playing the role of everyone!
Because this news was released by Laojun, but he did it very secretly!
Because Laojun knows,
This monkey is the reincarnation of Yuan Hong and is inextricably related to the Human Emperor and the Jade Emperor. If he is allowed to calculate this golden elixir of good fortune alone If so,
When the time comes, the angry crowd will definitely blow his head off!
So,
he pulled up everyone he could!
Of course,
there are quite a few people who didn’t come!
If the Jade Emperor doesn't use it, he won't come, because if he dares to come and stop everyone today, he will be beaten by the crowd and his head will be blown off!
There is no need for the Supreme Pure Taoist who represents Tongtian,
Because he himself is the Supreme One Qi that transforms the Three Pure Ones, and what he transforms is air-filled droplets. He has no deity and no physical body, and naturally there is no Three disasters!
Zhen Yuanzi was held back by Yun Zhongzi and refused to let him get involved in this matter!
Houtu is an authentic saint. Although she has lost her holy status, her identity remains there. Heaven will not and does not dare to attack her, because no one can bear the consequences of the collapse of the six paths!
Styx,
This coward is afraid of being beaten by the Human Emperor, so I won’t say more. Besides, he has the red lotus of karma to protect his body, and he can avoid the three disasters indefinitely!
As for the others,
basically everyone who can come is here!
This is the ending that Laojun wants, and it is also the ending that everyone understands and needs!
Therefore,
after Laojun said these words, everyone laughed and said nothing,
but the ending they wanted was already achieved!
One hundred and eight!
There are so many golden elixirs of good fortune, but there are only a dozen or so people here. It shouldn’t be a problem if you take five, six, seven or eight of them yourself!
Everyone has the same thought!
No one can have too much of such a holy golden elixir!
At this time,
everyone suddenly noticed that Lao Jun’s face had changed, and then when others looked at Tushita Palace, colorful expressions instantly appeared on their faces——
Original,
The monkey who sneaked into the Tusita Palace vaguely felt that something was calling him, so he took advantage of the wine and came to the deepest secret compartment of the Tusita Palace!
With a bang like a stick,
the hidden compartment was smashed, revealing four extraordinary gourds inside!
Then the monkey didn’t know which tendon was wrong, so he grabbed a brand new gourd and opened it on the spot, revealing a gourd of nine-turn golden elixir!
The monkey, who was a little dazed after drinking,
looked at those golden beans, quietly poured out one, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it, then his eyes lit up and he was excited Speaking of——
“Well, it’s crunchy and tastes like chicken, so good What a good thing, I didn’t expect this old guy, Laojun, to secretly make chicken meatballs to satisfy his craving!”
As he spoke, he poured out another one and chewed it, his eyes widening again. Liang, said in a surprised tone: "Does it taste like crab roe?"
After that, there were all kinds of words like "leek flavor", "wolfberry flavor", "spicy flavor", "crispy flavor", etc.
What's even more disgusting is that there is also the smell of cat feces ...at this time,
Sun Wukong, who ate the Nine-turn Golden Pill as strange-flavored peanuts, didn’t know that the big guys in the three realms were looking at him at this time.
And Laojun’s His face was so black that he turned into a pot!
The endless heartache turned into cold sweat and broke out from his forehead. The pain caused Laojun's internal organs to convulse, and his facial features were twisted into pockmarks!
MMP......
Is that a poor family background?
Didn’t you ask the medicine boy to hide all the golden elixirs?
Why was it found by the monkey all of a sudden?
And why did the special golden elixir of the gourd end up with them?
While Lao Jun was puzzled, his heart was still bleeding with pain, and he had already made up his mind to strangle the medicine boy to death when he returned!
You are a waste who fails to achieve anything but fails to accomplish anything, and you do not deserve to live!
Thinking of this,
A cold murderous intention surged out of Lao Jun!
But watching this scene, the other big shots were filled with ecstasy -
especially the Queen Mother,
whose face even showed a look of gloating!
Before, Laojun and the Jade Emperor teamed up to attack him from both sides. Today, it was so refreshing to see Laojun bleeding profusely!
Thinking of this,
The Queen Mother looked at the monkey who fished out the second new gourd, and couldn't help but smile and said in a sinister way:
"Laojun has a lot of money, but this monkey is also true, always picking up new gourds." Take it, don’t you see that Laojun’s heart is bleeding?”
Besides,
Guanyin, who was also gloating about the misfortune, held the orchid and said with a smile:
"Now the environment of the Three Realms has changed, elixirs have become increasingly scarce, and the raw materials for refining the Nine Turns Golden Pill are even more difficult to find. Look at this monkey, he wants to bankrupt Laojun!”
At this time,
The ruthless Duobao raised the corner of his mouth slightly and sneered:
"I think I will really lose my money this time. Go down the three gourds and nine turns of the golden elixir and fill it up in advance." The origin of monkeys can also allow us to get a few more golden elixirs of good fortune, allowing us to earn some golden elixirs for suppressing education without any reason. If we are still stabbing Laojun in the heart with a knife, aren’t we just beasts?”
After saying that, Duobao looked at the dark-faced Laojun with one hand. Zuo bowed and said: "Old gentleman, you are burning yourself to illuminate us. You are a great man. Please accept the worship of this humble monk!"
"Hahahaha..."
Seeing this,
the Queen Mother on the side suddenly let out an epileptic laugh, and the others could hardly bear it anymore, but they seemed to have received professional training ,
No matter how funny this scene is, I will try my best not to laugh!
Unless you are like the Queen Mother, you really can’t hold it in!
But at this time,
The monkey had lived up to expectations and took out the third new gourd from it!
As for the Golden Elixir of Good Fortune,
Although the monkey can feel the lure of that thing, it is always worried that the contents inside will expire or deteriorate, so it avoids it again and again. !
Seeing this,
Lao Jun's face turned completely black, the veins on his forehead were pulsing, his clenched teeth were cracking, and he didn't know how many teeth were broken,
especially his eyeballs. , because of excessive congestion, his eyes almost popped out of his sockets!
Seeing Lao Jun's appearance,
The Queen Mother smiled even more happily, but with the car turned on, a thought suddenly appeared in her mind...
(This chapter End)