Chapter 816 Duobao Tathagata: A single slap creates a personal emperor, where can I go to reason with him? I'm desperate too!
"My Buddha is merciful, but there are also angry-eyed Vajras. I hope the donor will not make mistakes..."
After Kasyapa finished speaking unkindly, he did not see Duobao's expression. He became more desperate in an instant, and he didn't even know it.
At this time, Duobao had already thought of his own epitaph!
Similarly,
Many powerful people in the Three Realms who had not paid attention to what was happening here suddenly became interested after hearing Kasyapa's words.
Those who took a nap said they were no longer sleepy!
Especially the Queen Mother, she even said with a smile: "This Kasyapa is a bit like fellow Taoist Duobao back in the day, because he is afraid that his teacher will not be as slow as he is!"
Laojun He nodded and said: "Yes, Pindao agrees!"
......
At the same time,
Di Xin looked at Duobao who never turned around and said to himself: "Nine wandering chickens have been raised alone for three years. If you ask for a shot, they will be shot to death. Okay, Duobao, how do you think this account should be settled?”
“Holy shit!”
Jia on the side. Ye hasn't realized yet, who is this person who calls himself "Gu"? But when he saw Di Xin threatening me, Buddha, the anger in his heart suddenly ignited, and his eyes instantly turned red,
Unkind Looking at Di Xin, he yelled loudly: "Where did you come from? You actually..."
At this moment,
a big golden hand suddenly appeared and struck Kasyapa fiercely. With a sound of 'Duang', Kasyapa felt as if he had been hit by a thousand bronze bells.
< br>My body suddenly shook, A blood arrow as thick as a thumb shot out of his eyes, ears, mouth and nose at the same time, and then he let out a scream of "ah",
As if he was hit by a speeding train, a bloody arc was drawn in the air, towards Fly to the spiritual mountain in the west!
He was caught by Wei Tuo, the protector of Lingshan Mountain, and carried into the cave of Medicine Buddha!
At the same time,
Duobao suppressed the strong uneasiness in his heart. While putting away his golden body of thousands of feet, he slowly turned his trembling body. A trace of embarrassment appeared on his stiff face. Impolite smile!
After looking at the indifference and ashen face of the Human Emperor who was so close, Duobao swallowed a mouthful of thousand-year-old phlegm with a squeak in his throat,
He had never dreamed of it Unexpectedly,
The Human Emperor would experience life nearby and even raise chickens here!
Raising chickens?
Is this what you, a serious human emperor who wants to achieve enlightenment, should do?
Besides,
Duobao has seen it before. There is no one within a radius of 200 miles. Although there is a beast, he was expelled by him a long time ago!
He couldn’t understand,
I have checked this area over and over again, why can I still capture a personal emperor with just one slap?
This is not metaphysics,
If you tell the ghosts, they won’t believe it!
But,
Duobao knew very well that it didn’t matter whether he believed in ghosts or not. What was important was that he slapped the Human Emperor out and gave him all the wandering chickens he had raised. Shoot to death!
Thinking of this,
Duobao smiled awkwardly and said: "Young...Human Emperor, what a coincidence!"
Soon,
Duobao's greeting just came In the middle of the fight, when I saw the sneer rising from the corner of Di Xin's mouth, I wiped Selu directly on the soles of my feet, and with a whoosh -
it brought up a burst of white clouds and went straight to the heaven. !
At this time,
Bang!
The four heavenly gates of the heaven were closed at the same time, and the monkey smashed it. In a corner of the south gate, the immortal sword that should be on the immortal platform appeared strangely in the center of the cave.
The blade exuding extreme coldness made Duobao feel frightened from a distance!
Seeing this,
Duobao's hair stood on end as he exclaimed: "Jade Emperor, you cross the river and burn the bridge!"
Then,
The Jade Emperor's cold voice came from the Tianmen: "Tathagata Buddha, you Don't slander others with your shoes. If you slander this emperor, this emperor will Just tell the monkey the truth and release it!”
“Holy shit!”
After Duobao broke a hand and left a classic Chinese curse outside Nantianmen, Like a flying monkey, with a stream of sparks behind it,
He slipped away and headed straight for Lihentian!
He ran and shouted: "Laojun, save me!"
At this time,
Laojun had a Pangu flag in his left hand, a black and yellow pagoda in his right hand, and a dragon hanging behind his head. Tai Chi diagram, Looking at the speeding Duobao, he shouted angrily with righteousness and righteousness:
"Who is my Taoist friend? Why do you recognize your friends at random? I am not familiar with Buddhism!" "Fuck! ”
Duobao is really desperate!
Originally, he thought of diverting the trouble to the east and using the Heavenly Court and Taoist Gate to calm down the Emperor's anger. However, he did not expect that they had already demolished the bridge and pulled out the wooden stakes.
This is At that time,
Duobao felt the unhurried and mocking gaze behind him, and felt even more panicked!
He was obviously here to suppress the monkeys, but he slapped the human emperor out. Who can believe that the human emperor was not there on purpose?
But now, where can he go to reason?
Duobao didn't know how to deal with it, so he had no choice but to approach Lihentian, give Laojun a mouthful of old phlegm, then swerve straight to Lingshan Mountain!
The next second,
noisy and frightening sounds came from Lingshan one after another——
"Duobao, don't come here! Ahhhh!!!"
"Let's go, let's go. We voted together and decided to depose the Buddha. If you go, don't come back!"
"Tathagata, if you don't leave, I Just commit suicide... Fuck, if you don’t leave, I’ll leave!”
“I’m a Buddha, Duobao, but you can’t afford to pay for just nine wandering chickens, you don’t deserve to be admitted to my Buddhist door!”< br>
……
After knowing Di Xin's identity and being dominated by the fear of the last chaos in Lingshan, everyone uttered various curses, but one of them caught Duobao's attention!
That’s right,
it’s just nine wandering chickens, just keep him company, you can just run around and be barren!
Thinking of this,
Duobao, who was only ten miles away from Lingshan, stopped suddenly, then turned around gracefully and looked at Di Xin who was strolling behind him,
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He smiled slightly and said: "Human Emperor, they are just nine ordinary chickens. No matter how much the Human Emperor asks for, the poor monk will pay for it!"
"Oh?"
The emperor was already bored. Xin, when he saw that Duobao didn't run away, he couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed,
Run,
How could I get into your spiritual mountain if I didn't run away?
If you don't run away alone, how can you split the Eight Treasures Merit Pool of your Buddhism?
If you don’t run away,
You know you’re going to lose a lot of money? !
Thinking of this,
Di Xin felt a little bad. The sneer on his face appeared again, and he looked at the expression in front of him: 'I have money, as long as you ask for the price, I can definitely afford it. 'The Duobao,
Di Xin slowly said: "Those nine wandering chickens have followed Gu for three years and have feelings for each other. What price do you think is appropriate for Gu's feelings?"
"Uh..."
Duobao really wanted to speak, but he didn’t dare!
Because he knew that as long as he said the price, Di Xin would say that he was humiliating him, and then he would beat him up out of control!
Don’t ask why he knows it so well, just ask that everyone has their own secrets...
Therefore,
he cannot speak about this matter!
Thinking of this,
Duobao smiled slightly, and said with one hand: "The Emperor is joking, how dare the poor monk speak, it is better for the Emperor to speak, as long as the Emperor speaks, No matter what the price, a poor monk can afford it!”
“Okay!”
Di Xin stretched out a hand expressionlessly after hearing this. Just when Duobao was puzzled and was about to ask, Di Xin said coldly -
"Nine wandering chickens, one Just - one slap! "
The moment Di Xin finished speaking, he appeared in front of Duobao, and then without warning, he slapped Duobao on the honeycomb head!
Pop!
A crisp sound,
Duobao only felt his mind explode with a bang, and then an indescribable severe pain hit him. Duobao's whole body was numb and painful, and blood mist sprayed out of his eyeballs!
This kind of critical strike is like being hit by the Purple Gold Hammer of the Tongtian Cult Master!
The next second,
Duobao's mouth was filled with blood, and like a wheel falling off a fast-moving sports car, he spun thirty thousand times in the air, screaming and crashing downwards. Go...
(End of this chapter)