Chapter 892 Monks are compassionate, but poor monks are not petty!
"Master, if you subdue the demon, you will subdue the demon. Why do you keep wiping your saliva!"
The monkey stared at San Zang nervously,
I still remember it. When he was at Wuzhishan, after San Zang saw him, he vividly remembered the incident of prying off his skull with a nine-ring tin stick without saying a word.
So after seeing San Zang wipe his saliva, the monkey felt inexplicable. The feeling of familiarity!
Furthermore,
Monkey feels that he is not himself now!
Back then, the Monkey King was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
The Monkey King’s wanton and wild laughter made him forget how long it had been since he appeared. Now he was following the San Burials all the way west. He was supposed to be smashing, smashing, and looting along the way. , and then take people into the Western Heaven,
But now,
Monkey always feels like he is just a soy saucer!
It's depressed!
At this time,
Sanzang looked at the uneasy monkey, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, grinned and said: "Monkey, you are in for a treat this time, listen. Say this is a pot of Tang’s braised pork!”
Tang’s braised pork?
After hearing this, a row of question marks appeared on the back of the monkey's head. Before he could ask, Sanzang noticed the faux pas in his words, and then quickly changed his words:
"It's a very powerful pig demon who can soar into the clouds. ! ”
"Oh?"
After hearing this, the monkey's eyes rolled, and he had some understanding in his heart. After nodding lightly, he said with a smile: "Master, as long as you are happy, as long as you are happy!"
Happy,
Of course I'm happy!
Not only are the three burials happy, the horses are also happy!
So,
San Zang and Monkey followed the servant to Gaolaozhuang!
As soon as I entered Zhuangzi,
The servant hurriedly rushed into the courtyard and shouted: "Master, master, I have found a master who can conquer demons!"
With a clanking sound, Soon a little old man on crutches and a woman with a worried look walked out tremblingly,
After seeing San Zang and the monkey,
the little old man’s eyes suddenly widened, then his body trembled, and he collapsed on the ground with a thud, pointing in the direction of the monkey, with a hoarse and frightened voice Said:
"Monster...monster, monster, don't come over!!!"
"Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful!"
Seeing this, San Zan quickly recited the Buddha's name, then looked at the monkey aside and said viciously: "Wukong, look, you scared the old man!"
After saying that,
Three Burials moved forward. Just when he was about to reach out, he saw the little old man trembling and struggling back a few times, looking at the monkey in horror,
said in a voice that was so frightened that he said: "Monster... you don't want it." Come here, little eminent monk, take this big monster away quickly!”
After saying that,
San Zang and Monkey were both stunned!
Especially San Zang,
He looked at his hands in astonishment, then turned to look at the monkey who almost burst out laughing, and the flesh on his face suddenly squeezed together,
A pair of sword eyebrows are piercing the sky!
Paralysis,
it’s too much to bully!
At this time,
the servant who brought San Zang to Gao Laozhuang quickly ran up to help Gao Yuanwai up, and then said to San Zang with an apologetic look on his face. A gift,
Then he hurriedly explained to the senior member: "Master, this handsome and handsome man with sword eyebrows... ugh... is the eminent monk. The hairy little monk next to him is the eminent monk. ”
Kakaka...
At this moment,
Sanzang looked at the servant, his eyes narrowed to a slit, glowing with a faint cold light like a cold pool, and his fists clenched tightly Between the grips, there was a clear popping sound of the joints!
Seeing this,
Knowing that San Zang had murderous intentions in his heart, the monkey hurried forward and grabbed San Zang’s hand, anxiously but in a low voice: "Master, calm down, we are here to subdue the demon. I’m not here to forcibly convert others!”
"Hiss! Huh!" After taking a deep breath, Sanzang finally suppressed the murderous intention in his heart, then turned to look at the monkey and said: "Monkey, don't you understand what you are saying? Let go!"
After saying that,
Sanzang broke away with a straight face and half-hit by the monkey’s push. He took off the monkey's bony arms and walked slowly to the old man.
He kneaded his hands and said with a smile: "Old donor, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to defeat the Buddha. I heard that There are demons causing trouble here, so the donor took the initiative to bring his disciples to slay the demons!”
"Oh oh oh..."
After hearing this, the old man felt relieved. After carefully looking at San Buran a few times and confirming that the other party was indeed not a monster,
Secretly relieved!
Then,
Old staff member Wai quickly learned how to clasp his hands together, with a wary and apologetic smile on his wrinkled old face,
He looked at San Zang sincerely and said in a low voice: "Senior Monk, I am old and dim-sighted. I just recognized the senior monk as a monster. Please don't take offense, senior monk!"
Haha!
San Zan gritted his teeth and sneered in his heart, and then explained:
"Monks are compassionate, how can a poor monk blame the donor just because of his words? Donor, please rest assured, The poor monk is definitely not a petty person, the donor must believe in the poor monk!”
“Believe it, of course I believe it! Hahaha...”
After listening, the old man quickly resolved the embarrassment here with a dry smile. Then he turned to look at the person next to him and said anxiously: "Quick, quick, quick... please come in, the eminent monk!"
It didn't take long. ,
San Zang and Monkey entered Gaolaozhuang, became the guests of Gao Yuanwai, and listened to Gao Yuanwai's talk about the origin of monsters!
(Dry here...omit some water!)
After a while,
Sanzang looked at the senior official in front of him in shock, stared at the thick eyebrows and big eyes, pointed at the senior official with a wry smile, and said with gloating:
"Fuck me...I'm a misfortune To drag the Buddha, the donor means, The donor actually hired a monster as his son-in-law!”
Gao Yuanwai:…(⊙_⊙;)…
Mrs. Gao and his servants: o_o
At this time,
San Zan grinned again and looked at the monkey on the side, and said loudly:
"The poor monk thought that if he accepted a monster as his apprentice, he would be the most ridiculous thing in the world. Unexpectedly, he would recruit a monster as his disciple." The son-in-law who came to visit me didn’t even think about whether his daughter could bear it. How could he be described as ‘awesome’?”
Sun Wukong: →_→Did you take the wrong medicine?
At this time,
As if aware of the confusion in the monkey's eyes, Sanzang suddenly realized it, and then immediately turned around and looked outside the senior officials,
Shuishou Heshi said with an 'apologetic' look on his face: "Old donor, as the saying goes, monks don't tell lies. I am a monk who speaks his mind straight. If I have offended you with my words, please forgive me, and I hope you won't be offended!"< br>
Gao Yuanwai: Huh huh...
Gao Yuanwai, who couldn’t catch his breath, looked at the three burials and almost kicked off his legs and went to complain to the Buddha on the spot!
Male Gobi,
This is definitely revenge for what I said wrong just now. Isn’t this called being petty?
The monk who talks about dogs,
It’s okay to mock me for my poor eyesight, but he bites the word ‘old donor’ so hard, isn’t this going to piss the old man off to death?
Thinking of this,
The senior member who had regained his composure pointed at Tang Sanzong with a pale face, out of breath, and yelled with a pale face: "Get out... ...Get out!"
"Come on, get this evil monk out... Get out!"
(End of this chapter)