Chapter 896 Tang San's Burial: Mr. Taishang, you really are #￥%@#%...
What the hell,
What made Gao Yuanwai feel even more outrageous was that he also Did someone set up a big barbecue grill?
This makes the old man look big!
At this time,
In the distant sky, a black spot suddenly appeared. The black spot was approaching Gao Laozhuang at an extremely fast speed.
You could see it in a trance,
It was a head with a bruised nose and swollen face. Pigs covered in blood are flying in the sky!
Next second!
Bang!
After a small muffled sound, dust flew everywhere.
The pig's head was smashed and all four hooves were twisted to one side. The pig's head was smashed and its four hooves were twisted aside. Lying there with an expression on his face,
looking directly at the pot in front of him with empty eyes, like an old sow waiting to be plucked out of the pot!
At this time,
San Zan strode to the front of Zhu Ganghei, looked down at the pig demon in front of him, who was only half breathing, and raised his brows slightly:
"That's it? How dare you brag about killing a poor monk?!"
After saying that,
San Zang's eyes flashed coldly, and the nine-ringed tin staff in his hand shook, and he stared at the pig coldly Gang Hyena asked loudly Said: "Tell me, what grudges do you have with Xitian?"
"Humph!"
The pig demon glanced at San Zang with fear, lay there and said hummingly:
"In my previous life, I, old pig, was the Tianpeng Marshal in charge of 300,000 navy troops in the heaven. Later, my body was destroyed by Duobao's scheme, and my true spirit was reincarnated into a pig, and I became like this..."
said At this point,
Zhu Ganghe glanced at Tang Sanzong cautiously, and then whispered: "Tell me, do I, an old pig, have any grudge against Xitian?"
"Amitabha, 300,000 sailors... No wonder there is no negative gossip in heaven!"
Three Burials will be revealed later. Mercy, after murmuring a few words in a low voice, he looked at the pig in front of him with a desire to survive, and clasped his hands together. Said expressionlessly:
"The hatred of death is irreconcilable. If I were you, I would have killed you in the West Heaven. You would never harm a good woman here. However, I have always been compassionate, so I will reluctantly do it today. I will personally send you to the West to find my Buddha." Seek justice!”
After that,
San Zang quietly. Wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, he waved his big hand and said loudly: "Here comes the knife!"
Crack, click, click...
As San Zang finished his words, five strong men carried a knife The machete came whirring towards San Buran, its sharp blade shining in the sunlight
But it exudes a soul-stirring cold light!
At this time,
Zhu Gang and Hye's eyes widened. The limbs broken by the monkey swayed with the torso, rubbing against the ground crazily, trying to get out of the range of the three-burial machete. , and exclaimed loudly:
"Wait a minute, eminent monk, wait a minute, listen to what I, an old pig, say: I am here to wait for the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty on the orders of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and at the same time, I will protect the eminent monk who is traveling to the west to obtain Buddhist scriptures. I ask the eminent monk to spare his life!"
" Huh?”
After hearing this,
San Zang's eyes stood up straight, with murderous intent in his eyes. He looked down at Zhu Ganghye's neck and cursed:
"Ani Damn, you got a Buddha... You evildoer, die!"
As San Zang cursed,
he fiercely swung the machete in his hand and slashed at the pig hard! The hyena's neck!
Just then,
Phew!
A white thread that could not be detected by ordinary people suddenly appeared from mid-air and instantly entangled the machete in San Zang's hand, and then the machete broke apart inch by inch!
The next second,
before Sanzang could look up, an old man riding a bull in white clothes, white hair, and white beard appeared silently in mid-air, condescending. Looking at the three burials,
While his face was full of arrogance, his eyes also exuded extreme contempt and indifference!
But,
before San Zang could say anything, Lao Jun suddenly appeared and threw a pill, hitting Zhu Ganghe's mouth.
Then,
Zhu Ganghe’s injuries recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye!
Even its twisted limbs recovered with a crackling sound, and in just three breaths,
his momentum returned to its peak!
The Gao Yuanwai and others watching on the side were stunned, and they were so shocked that they were speechless for a long time!
At this time,
the monkey jumped directly in front of San Zang, standing between him and Lao Jun, looking at it with a smile, the visitor was not a good person, Tai Shang Lao Jun asked:
"Laojun, if you don't stay there in the Lihen Heaven, why are you here?" "You're a monkey, you know what you're asking!"
Laojun glanced at the monkey displeased, He said with some annoyance: "To deal such a heavy blow to an old friend is really shocking to me!"
"Hehe... we can't kill my old grandson if we can't, it's because this idiot has no ability!"
After the monkey waved his hand disdainfully, he looked at the old man carefully and asked with a sneer: "Besides, it's this pig monster who is causing trouble to women in the world, and I, Sun Lu, are the one behind!"
"Splash..."
"Are you Taishang Laojun?!"
Besides, San Zang looked at him in a questioning tone and said coldly:
"Why didn't you come out when this monster was causing trouble to the world? Now the poor monk is preparing to slay the monster, but you stop him. Could it be that the dignified old gentleman is with this monster?"
Huh?
Hearing this,
Laojun's old face fell, he looked at Sanzang displeased and said, "Tang Sanzang, do you know the consequences of talking to a poor Taoist like this?"
"Consequences? Huh!"
After hearing this, San Zan raised the nine-ring tin staff in his hand and struck it fiercely. He stabbed the ground hard, and his fleshy facial features suddenly became ferocious.
Then he looked at Laojun unkindly and yelled loudly: "The incarnation of the dignified Sanqing Saint and Taishang Laojun, To threaten a poor monk for the sake of a monster who is causing harm to the world!”
Speaking of this,
Sanzang's eyes suddenly became extremely sharp. The nine-ringed tin staff in his hand shook, and he pointed far ahead at the displeased and livid Taishang Laojun——
At this moment,
Di Xin, who had secretly raised his hand, suddenly raised his brows and slowly lowered his hand, with an expectant expression on his face that looked like a smile but not a smile!
At the same time,
Avalokitesvara on the fairy island in the South China Sea suddenly opened his eyes. The moment a smile appeared, he said to himself: "Old gentleman, I want to see if you dare to take action!"
Heavenly Court ,
The Jade Emperor watched the farce below with relish, lying on the throne of the Emperor of Heaven, as leisurely as a retired old man basking in the sun!
Yaochi,
The Queen Mother, who was taking a nap, suddenly burst into excitement. The two giant pandas jumped up and down, as if protesting that the Queen Mother had shocked them both,
However,
The Queen Mother turned a blind eye to their protests. Instead, she looked at Gao Laozhuang's position with interest, grabbed a big flat peach, and bit it hard,
Bah!
The sticky juice splashed in all directions and hit the two dishonest giant pandas, causing them to quickly regain their composure!
In the Xianyue Sanxing Cave,
Subhuti pinched his mustache and was also watching the farce in Gao Laozhuang, especially the monkey that was not wearing a tight band. He always felt that things were beyond everyone's expectations.
Especially when he looked at Lao Jun, his eyes were full of doubts——
Why is Lao Jun's aura so weak? !
The West,
In the Thunder Pagoda!
Ananda hurried in and said with a bitter look on his face: "My Buddha, something bad has happened. The reincarnation of the golden cicada is at odds with the Supreme Laojun!"
Hearing this,
Kasyapa on the side smiled contemptuously and said: "This person reincarnated by Jin Chanzi is currently not from my Lingshan Mountain." , What does his offending Laojun have to do with my Buddha!”
Hearing this, Timid Duobao, who had just felt uneasy, breathed a sigh of relief and looked relaxed. He said: "Yes, if the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi offends Laojun, what does it have to do with me!"
......
At the same time,
Tang Sanzong, who was attracting much attention, under the gaze of all the powerful men, pointed the nine-ringed tin staff in his hand at the tip of Lao Jun's nose. Such a provocative action had already This is a slap in the face of Laojun in public.
And when has the dignified Laojun ever been so angry?
Moreover, this was done by a descendant of countless generations, who was publicly criticized. If he didn’t teach the other party a lesson, he would not be able to live up to his reputation as the ‘Incarnation of the Supreme Being’!
However,
before Laojun could teach San Buran a lesson, an angry shout resounded through the void again——
“If you dare to take action, you are provoking me, Buddha, and I will definitely overthrow you. The Lihentian makes you unable to return home and become a lost dog in the three realms!"
"Tai Shang Laojun, do you really think that I, the Buddha, am not a show-up?"
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