Chapter 902: Tang San’s Burial: If there is a problem... I’ll leave then? ? ?
Confused!
Very confused!
Very confused!
Dihua is confused!
After walking out of Huangfengling for eight hundred miles, Zhu Bajie still didn't know what happened. Instead, he looked at the depressed monkey with a confused look on his face.
Although he was curious, he didn't dare to speak!
Ever since Tang Sanzun took out the hat, it found that the monkey had been depressed, as if his beloved peach had been stolen!
As for why?
Bajie didn’t dare to ask, for fear that San Burian would put that hat on his head that even monkeys were afraid of.
Although he didn't know what that hat was, he was sure that it was definitely not a good thing!
Even for that hat,
it could detect that the relationship between San Zang and the monkey seemed not as harmonious as before!
……
End of the year,
Winter time!
The third burial arrived near Liusha River a year and a half earlier than the Buddhas expected!
But if you look at Long Ma, who has lost two laps of weight, and Zhu Bajie, who can be called 'slender', you can understand the price of Sanzang's desperate rush!
The monkey himself has a profound background, and Sanzang always gave me Buddha game whenever he had nothing to do along the way. Therefore, instead of being weak as he rushed, he became more and more excited as he hurried.
This is why he was Appeared near Liusha River at the wrong time!
"Eight hundred miles of quicksand river?!"
The monkey looked at the stone tablet in front of him and muttered: "The boundary of eight hundred miles of quicksand is 3,000 miles deep. Goose feathers cannot float, and reed flowers sink to the bottom!"< br>
After seeing this poem,
The monkey jumped up to San Zang, pointed to the big river in front of him, and said worriedly: "Master, this river is not easy to cross!"
"Yes, Master. ! ”
Zhu Bajie on the side also came up, looked at the turbulent river in front of him, and said uneasily: "Master, there are usually monsters in dangerous places like this!"
（⊙o⊙）
Monster?
After hearing these two words, Sanzang immediately became energetic. He stared at the Liusha River in front of him with big eyes. After looking at it again and again, he let out a long breath,
He said helplessly: "It's a pity that my teacher is not good at water fighting!"
After saying that,
Sanzang looked at the monkey, waved his hands and said with a bored expression: "Monkey, if there are monsters here, I'll leave it to you!"
"Hehehehe... ..."
After hearing this, the monkey grinned and said with an embarrassed face: "Master, I am not good at water fighting either!"
On the side,
Zhu Bajie didn't wait for San Zang and Monkey to turn around, he quickly shook his head and explained:
"No, no, no...Although in my previous life, I was Marshal Tianpeng in charge of the 300,000-strong navy in Heaven, but now I am Even a pig is not good at fighting in water!”
"Hey!"
After hearing this, Sanzang couldn't help but sigh, looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and said helplessly: "They are all landlubbers, that's all, I am merciful, I will spare this monster today. Take your life!”
After that,
San Zang jumped off the dragon horse directly, looked at the Liusha River in front of him and said to himself: "Eight hundred miles, eight hundred miles..."
Speaking of this,
San Zang suddenly turned to look at the monkey: "Can your big stick be eight hundred miles long? Build a bridge over the Liusha River?”
The monkey said with a smile: “It’s possible, but it’s so long that I can’t control its weight. I’m afraid the bridge won’t be built properly. Falling to the bottom of the river!”
“That’s it!”
After hearing this, San Buran raised the nine-ringed tin staff in his hand, looked at the surging Liusha River, and felt heroic in his heart. He said with great confidence:
"In ancient times, there was a Buddha who crossed the river with a reed, and now I am. Three burials, crossing eight hundred miles in one breath!"
After saying that,
San Zang’s blood energy exploded instantly. His brocade cassock was blown by the air force, and the nine-ringed tin staff in his hand was like an arrow leaving the string,
Shoot directly across the Liusha River!
Immediately afterwards,
San Zangriao jumped up with all his strength, flying like a meteor in the sky. He jumped onto the nine-ringed tin staff and turned into a black dot in the blink of an eye.
Quickly disappeared from the sight of Monkey and Zhu Bajie!
It was only then that the sound of San Zang came to Monkey and Bajie’s ears——
"Monkey, if my master's flying stick is exhausted, remember to hit it. If my master falls into the river, you must wear that hat!"
"Shit!"
The monkey's eyes turned red when he heard it, and he chased after him, fearing that San Buran would really fall into the river!
At the same time,
Monkey looked at Sanzang’s back and said anxiously: "Master, otherwise I will let my old grandson carry you there!"
"It's only eight hundred miles away, I can be a teacher!"
Sun Wukong:...
As long as you are happy!
In the end,
it was the monkey who carried San Buran on his back and crossed the Liusha River!
(Actually, I don’t understand the original work very much. In the original work, the monkey said that Tripitaka was a mortal and couldn’t carry it on his back. The gods also said the same thing! But why could those goblins blow him and blow up a demonic wind to sweep him away?)
What?
You said that goose feathers do not float in the Liusha River?
First check to see if the nine-ringed tin stick is close to the water when it flies!
Then,
Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong, who were stunned by this horse flea operation, also flew across the Liusha River and continued to move westward!
Only the bottom of the Liusha River is left,
That roller blind with a head full of question marks!
Similarly,
Not only the roller blinds trapped under the water, but also all the people in the three realms who were paying attention to the journey to the west were all confused!
No, no,
Why didn’t Jin Chanzi play his cards according to the routine?
And the curtain-rolling general who was punished by the Jade Emperor just watched them flying across the Liusha River so stupidly, didn't he know how to stop it?
At this moment,
Lao Jun’s face suddenly darkened, because the rolling curtain was also a secret move of his!
Xitian,
The treasures that also wanted to use the identity of the rolling curtain to swallow up the luck of human religion almost fell from the golden lotus of ninth grade merit, which frightened Ananda and Kasyapa to the point where they did not dare to speak casually. !
At the same time,
Guanyin came out of the fairy island in the South China Sea again. This time he didn't even bother to hide. Instead, he directly used his magic and went straight to the three burials.< br>
Just when San Zan and others flew across the Liusha River and had not walked twenty miles, the extremely ugly-looking Guanyin appeared in front of them!
Staring at San Zang, he asked coldly: "Tang Sanzang, who asked you to fly across the Liusha River?"
"What?"
I was feeling a little bit because I didn't kill the monster. The bad third burial looked at Guanyin with crooked eyes and said displeasedly:
"Only you immortals and Buddhas can fly here and there, while the poor monks have to run around barefoot? Or does the master mean that the poor monks swim across the quicksand river where the feathers are not floating? ”
“Tang Sanzang”
Hearing this,
Guanshiyin stared at Sanzang with an angry face, her gloomy face seemed to be dripping with water, and said in an extremely cold tone:
"There is a water demon in the quicksand river. Thanks to my Buddha’s guidance, I am willing to protect you as your third disciple and go to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures!”
Huh?
After hearing this, San Zang's eyes stood up and he said with great displeasure: "Give a poor monk another disciple? Master, don't say that the poor monk has a bad attitude, have you ever thought about the poor monk's feelings?"
Seeing Tang Sanzang's "I'm very unhappy" look, Guanshiyin resisted the urge to slap him to death, gritted his teeth and said word by word:
"Tang Sanzang, this is According to the decree of our Buddha, if you want to obtain the true scripture, you must..."
“This sutra...I won’t take it anymore!”
Before Guanshiyin finished speaking, he felt that he had been clearly arranged to be buried three times, which made him even more angry, so he directly interrupted forcefully,< br>
Interrupted Guanyin’s words!
However,
Guanyin didn't seem to understand what he meant, but frowned slightly and subconsciously asked: "Tang Sanzang, what did you just say?"
"I said..."
Tang Sanzong said, Ban With a face on his face, he got off Ryoma, straightened his clothes, and then looked directly at Guanyin and said word by word:
"Since the poor monk does not accept disciples, he cannot go to the Western Heaven to defeat the Buddha. Prison Sutra... shall I leave?”
(End of this chapter)