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"Hehehehe...sister, be careful, you kicked my sister's sister!"
"Sister's!" Sister? Are you talking about the sixth sister or the seventh sister, you witch?”
“Where are you? Horse fleas will cause horse fleas on their own, so don’t drag me and Qimei into the water. Also, please be gentle when you cause horse fleas. Don’t make the hot spring smell weird!”
“Bah… ...It smells like it everywhere. Oh my god, I don’t know who broke the stone a few days ago!”
"Sister, you hate it!"
......
Looking at the seven graceful figures in the hot spring in front, Zhu Bajie subconsciously wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth,
Since leaving Gao Laozhuang, Zhu Bajie has almost forgotten what it was like to be squeezed by San Zang!
Now in this deep mountain and old forest, I suddenly encountered seven...
Its heart, which had been silent for an unknown amount of time and was restless, suddenly became alive!
Immediately,
A bold idea emerged in Zhu Bajie’s mind!
At this time,
Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and saw the clothes hanging on the grass and trees in the distance. After the bad water in his stomach began to bubble,
This idiot actually took away someone's clothes!
After that,
Zhu Bajie quietly came to the thatch near the hot spring, muttering something in his mouth, and with a plop,
it directly turned into a 30 cm long, The big black catfish, as thick as a baby's arms and covered in fleshy lumps, slithered into the hot spring!
The next second——
"Ah, why is there a big catfish here? Hey, sisters, look, this catfish is so extraordinary!"
"Such a big catfish is indeed rare. It's strange. Why is it covered with fleshy lumps? Whew...you catfish are so clueless, where are you going?"
"Hiss...sisters, what are you doing here? This catfish... uh... is very talented. Quickly catch it and raise it in a captivity... Wow..."
"This catfish has become a sperm... Why do you crawl into a hole and watch me pinch it to death? You...fuck you, so silky...you are really talented!"
"Sister, get out of the way, let it come at me!"
...
The seven women couldn't see Zhu Bajie's true identity at all, they just thought it was a catfish that had become a spirit, and for a while they actually had a lot of fun playing with the catfish!
Soon,
Various sounds sounded in the hot spring one after another, and the woman's screams came up and down. The hot spring was quickly covered by a thick mist!
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Half a day later,
Really half a day later!
That is, about seven or eight | ninety hours later, as the mist on the hot spring dissipated, the tired Zhu Bajie walked out of the hot spring,
wet clothes, tight It sticks tightly to the body, but Zhu Bajie has no idea of drying it!
If you look at its pale face and tired and heavy steps, I am afraid that the battle just happened
Zhu Bajie really tried his best!
After all, it is a pig, not a snake.
It is very tiring to crawl around!
As the wet Zhu Bajie left, on the hot spring behind him, there were several panting bodies floating in white!
……
"Idiot, you still know how to come back?"
Zhu Bajie dragged his heavy and weak legs back to San Zang. Before he could say hello, the monkey grabbed his ear.
The pain made Zhu Bajie howl twice, and he quickly said to San Zang: "Master, Master, it's not that I'm lazy, it's me who encountered a monster!"
A monster?
San Zang, who was drinking porridge with his back to Zhu Bajie, threw away the bowl in his hand when he heard these two words, and came to Zhu Bajie in a hurry,
His eyes were red and he said: "Monster? Where are you?!"
"Young one..." Zhu Bajie, whose ears were grabbed by the monkey, said coquettishly: "Master, I, the old pig, have to surrender them all. ”
Huh?
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Seeing San Zang's eyes widening, Zhu Bajie trembled in his heart, turned pale, and hurriedly explained:
"Don't blame me, old pig, Master, I didn't notice them at the beginning and fell into their trap." It’s in, it took a lot of effort to type it out!”
→_→
Faced with Zhu Bajie’s remarks, San Buran did not pursue the case, but the monkey saw at a glance that he was lying.
In addition, Zhu Bajie’s body was slimy, And that looming horse flea smell? !
The monkey narrowed his eyes and stamped his feet hard -
"Get out of here, land!"
Poof!
A puff of white smoke appeared, and the little old man came out, bowed deeply to the monkey and said, "I have seen the Great Sage!"
"Yes!"
The monkey stared at Zhu Bajie, who looked embarrassed and kept winking at the ground, and asked: "What monsters are in front of you? What are the habits of monsters?"
"The great sage, there is a pan in front of you. Silk Cave, there are seven female spider spirits in the cave. Not long ago, they occupied the hot spring where the seven fairies bathe, and they go to take a dip every morning! "
Because Tutu lowered his head, he did not see Zhu Bajie's eyes, but asked curiously: "I wonder why the great sage asked this?"
"Hehe..."
The monkey saw Tang San's old face darken, and felt happy in his heart. He waved his hand and said: "It's okay, you can go down!"
"Yes, the Great Sage!"
After saying that, the land disappeared directly into the ground!
At this time,
Tang Sanzhan’s cold eyes fell on Zhu Bajie, who exuded a heavy and depressing aura as if a storm was coming,< br>
Let Zhu Bajie’s heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys tremble wildly!
The next second,
Tang Sanzong strode towards Zhu Bajie and said coldly: "Monkey, make a fire and boil water, I will make you a pot of Tang braised pork!"
" Good luck, Master!”
After the monkey finished speaking, before Zhu Bajie could explain, Tang Sanzong’s iron fist came to Zhu Bajie,
with a bang,
His pig nose was swollen directly!
Then,
while the monkey made a fire and boiled water, he watched Tang San beat the pig, and listened to Zhu Bajie’s moving screams.
The monkey was because of these two months As we drove day and night, the haze that enveloped our hearts disappeared!
Half an hour later,
Zhu Bajie, with a bruised nose and swollen face, was soaking in the steaming stone pot, looking at San Zan and Sun Wukong with pleading eyes.
Originally, it didn’t want to get into the pot, but Sanzang gave it three choices -
One, get yourself into the pot!
Two put on the tight hoops!
Three carry the rake and go back to Gaolaozhuang!
After careful consideration,
Zhu Bajie, with a bruised nose and swollen face, obediently climbed into the boiling water!
Although the water temperature is very high,
because it has magical power to protect himself, it is still a demon. In a short period of time, boiling water will not pose a life threat to him!
At this time,
Tang Sanzian looked at the monkey and asked in surprise: "Wukong, they say that dead pigs are not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. Why is Bajie not afraid of being scalded too?"
"Master, it is a demon, although it is not a copper skin. It has iron bones, but it will be fine in a short period of time. Moreover, it has magic protection. Even if it is boiled for a day, it will not hurt a hair. !”
Hearing Monkey’s words,
Zhu Bajie suddenly felt his anus tighten, and suddenly figured out why Sanzang wanted to beat him,
he didn’t care about being beaten at the moment. His nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and his face was sweating in pain when he opened his mouth. He shouted in panic:
"Master, have mercy on me... I didn't kill those seven monsters. Master, please have mercy on me..."
(End of this chapter)