Chapter 34 The flower is jasmine and the intestine is the king of kings
Xie Qi glanced at the crowd with an ugly face, and then retracted his hand in a sly voice.
He glanced at Bai Lianlian suspiciously, why has she changed so much?
She still tried hard to keep him when they broke up.
Is it possible that you have a new love?
He shook his head and got rid of this thought. She loved him so much, how could she like someone else.
After thinking about this, Xie Qi's complexion improved, and a warm smile appeared on his face again, "Lian Lian, you are joking again."
He put it again The orange-flavored lollipop was handed to her, and she smiled helplessly and shook her head, as if Bai Lianlian was making trouble unreasonably.
Bai Lian glanced at him, and a rare emotion called irritability appeared on her usually gentle face. She took a blueberry lollipop from Tang Jin, and then looked at Xie Qi , said word by word: "I, no, Xi, Huan, Orange, Zi, Taste."
Xie Qi's face turned completely dark at this time, and he couldn't help but scolded, "That's enough, it's almost done, you insist on me doing this. Can’t you stand down in front of many people?”
"He broke his defense." Tang Jin whispered in his ear while eating melon seeds.
Noisy, good-looking, love to watch.
Shi Ye nodded in agreement and opened a bag of pistachios.
Wei Jingchu answered: "It's okay, Teacher Xie. If it doesn't work, I'll accompany you to sit on the roadside and sigh."
Xie Qi: "..."
He glared at him and Bai Lianlian before returning to his seat with a gloomy face.
Bai Lianlian didn't give him a look. She took out five heart-pounding coins from her bag and was just about to hand them over to Shi Ye when she bumped into Tang Jin's peach blossom eyes that were full of gossip. .
She couldn't help but twitch the corners of her lips.
How can you two restrain yourself?
【What a hearty defense break. 】
[I declare that Xie Qi is the best defense ambassador of the year! 】
【This angry old man farted loudly in bed! 】
【I smelled it in Heilongjiang (clip version). ]
[Hahaha, am I the only one who pays attention to the melon-eating duo? 】
【Mr. Shi completely overturned everything I knew about Mr. Ba. 】
[Boss boss eats melon more deliciously than me. 】
"What are you doing standing there! Don't you know there is class?!"
Then, a bald old man about sixty years old walked into the classroom holding a book.
Everyone returned to their seats after hearing this voice that was comparable to that of a dean.
Tang Jin quickly packed everything into the hole in the table, and then sat on his seat obediently, watching his nose and heart.
He was as quiet as a different person.
Laughing to death, what should I do if I am not quiet?
She still has some unfinished spicy strips in her mouth!
The old man wore a yellow and blue plaid short-sleeved shirt on his upper body, a pair of black suit pants on his lower body, and a pair of Life Fitness shoes for the elderly on his feet.
He pushed up the reading glasses on the bridge of his nose and scanned the crowd with sharp eyes.
After seeing everyone seated, he said: "Hello, classmates, I am your literature teacher Hu Haiping."
[? ? ? ? 】
【Is this the Hu Haiping I think of? 】
【Holy shit! Is the program team so awesome? Did you invite Mr. Hu here? 】
【Ask me weakly, who is Mr. Hu? 】
[Hu Haiping is the dean of the School of Literature at Beicheng University. This is not the most awesome thing. He is also a famous litterateur in China. What is even more awesome is that his book won the Contradictory Literature Award! I won’t explain too much, you just need to know that he is awesome. 】
Tang Jin knew Hu Haiping when she was in school, but she studied economics and management in college, and she was very busy, so she never took Mr. Hu's class.
Actually, she still wanted to attend one of his classes. After all, Hu Haiping had profound experience and knowledge.
“For pair practice, let’s start with a simple question for the first question, the flower is jasmine.” Hu Haiping said, he glanced around the crowd, and finally fixed his eyes on Tang Jin, who had his head lowered. He narrowed his eyes and said, "The girl in the first row from the left, please answer her."
Tang Jin subconsciously glanced at his position.
Seeing Tang Jin looking around, Hu Haiping said: "Yes, it's you."
Tang Jin: "..."
She was still chewing in her mouth He swallowed the spicy sticks in one gulp, then stood up, his brain twitched and he couldn't hold it back. Mouthful:
"The flower is jasmine, the sausage is the king of kings, the king of kings, ham sausage, one section is better than six sections. For jelly, I choose Xizhilang, Xizhilang is extraordinary, Marco Polo is the ceramic tile, If you can stick to the wall or the floor, you can achieve miracles with great strength.”
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Tang Jin wanted to bite off his tongue. It's okay to go crazy, but can you separate the occasion?
Ming Ming Ming, now her image completely collapsed.
[Ming Ming Ming, it’s really funny. Look at Tang Jin’s dazed look on her face. She seems to be confused herself. 】
【Well, why doesn’t it count as a match? 】
【Not only did she get it right, she also wrote a poem. 】
[I really admire Tang Jin’s mental state. 】
【Who can help me persuade Tang Jin to stop going crazy with a beautiful face? 】
Hu Haiping was silent for two seconds, and then nodded: "If you are right, you can draw inferences from one example, which is good."
Isn't this child's photo still on the honor list?
Why is it different from what he imagined.
Is it possible that Guai got into the entertainment industry? Too much pressure?
I have long heard that the entertainment industry eats people without spitting out their bones. It seems to be true. Look at what a good kid has become now.
Thinking of this, Hu Haiping's eyes suddenly changed when he looked at Tang Jin.
Tang Jin didn't know that the winner of the Contradictory Literature Award had already thought so much about it, she subconsciously thought it was a complimentary look.
In an instant, Tang Jin raised her eyebrows proudly. She accepted Hu Haiping's compliment with a crooked smile and a cheeky smile: "Thank you, teacher."
Hu Haiping: "..."
His silence was deafening.
He motioned for Tang Jin to sit down, and then called Shi Ye beside her.
"This classmate, please tell me."
He knew this kid. He was a famous figure in Beicheng University when he was still studying. He studied well and was handsome, right? A young girl's dream lover.
He still remembered that the little girls gave him a nickname, "Flower of Beida Gaoling".
Shi Ye stood up and said lightly: "The flower is jasmine and the grass is Qi Baicao."
"The confrontation is neat, not bad." Hu Haiping nodded in approval.
Tang Jin covered her mouth tightly to prevent her laughter from coming out, but she shrugged her shoulders. Although she didn't laugh out loud, the sound of popping was heard endlessly.
"You, make a horizontal comment." Hu Haiping pulled his face, walked off the podium and knocked on Tang Jin's table.
Tang Jin stood up obediently, holding back his laughter and said: "...Hengpi: It's now."
[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】
【The best time is now. 】
【It’s over. I feel like Mr. Hu didn’t understand it at all. He even commented seriously. 】
【Are you going to laugh me to death and inherit my balance of two yuan and eighty-five cents! 】
[Is the love story so funny that you will die? 】
【These two couples are responsible for all the laughter. 】
I am shamelessly asking for votes again hehe
(End of this chapter)