Today may be a bad day.
Hello everyone, I am a killer from Italy. I was rejected by the teacher when I just graduated from school, saying that I was the worst class he had ever taught. One of these words deeply hurt my young heart.
He said with disdain and disdain that I had steel bars in my head and was still single. I refused to accept it and pulled out Senior Brother Silly Baitian and Junior Brother Baiqie Hei, pointed at them and said that they were both single. Why are you targeting me?
I am as aggrieved as an aggrieved little daughter-in-law who is picked on by her vicious mother-in-law. I dare not speak out in anger.
The silly white sweet senior brother Dino, who was eating all over the table, was stunned with his spoon, like a pitiful golden retriever, but it didn’t make me feel guilty, so I patted his dog’s head and gave it to him Put on a bib.
Shirakiri Kuro's younger brother Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was also innocently shot, looked up from the deficit bill in confusion. When I received an angry look, I immediately lowered my head and continued to pretend that I couldn't see or hear. This was very Sawada Tsunayoshi.
The contemptuous look in the eyes of my teacher who had five lovers successfully scared all three of us.
The big devil teacher smiled coldly and said that they are the bosses of a famous mafia family. They send more handsome boys and beautiful women to bed every day than I can count on my fingers. I am an orphan without a father and a mother. Let’s talk about it. He can't count the number of people he's passed by on one finger.
Because I have never been in love at all, not even a lover. So far, I am a nominal consultant secretary in Vongola. I am just a vulgar rich second generation, relying on my parents’ previous wealth. Guan Guan is living in poverty and waiting to die, and he still relies on his uncle for financial support.
Vongola Wu Shou said all day long that I have no expression on my face and no femininity at all. I can stand side by side with Yun Shou's cold face. I think so, because when the men and women in the department see me I just stammered and couldn't speak. I usually covered my face and stamped my feet and ran away. Am I that scary?
Maybe my teacher also thinks I'm embarrassed. In fact, I'm not sure if he counts as my teacher. After all, he has never admitted it directly. grass! Even more pitiful!
Remembering the smiles of the gentle scum I knew, I realized it, ran to Kirisuke's room, pulled Kirisuke up who had just gotten up, and asked him with a sad face to teach me how to smile as a normal person.
Kiri Shou lightly smoothed the collar of my wrinkled pajamas. His handsome face bloomed with the standard-dressed animal smile that I yearned for. He pointed at the door: "Get out!"
This is very ruthless. , I lay on his bed crying and begging him to be merciful and help me.
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuori, I’m sorry, I’m too bad, and I’m not worthy of being a teacher at all. I’m the student who has embarrassed you. I can’t even compare to Sui’s smile. I’ve always felt that Sui’s smile is the best. A smile that meets my inner standards. "I still have the courage to laugh with such a magical laugh. It's so refreshing and refined. I like it so much."
Kirimori, who had been sitting on the bed expressionless, was finally moved by me. He took out the sleeve that I had harmed and expressed his willingness to contribute to my smile career.
"Kufufu... put the gun down for me...I'll teach you!"
"Tsk, I can't see how pitiful he is, a guy who doesn't have a correct understanding of himself. ”
Then I was taught a harsh lesson by Kiri Shou, and I ran to his room every day to receive education humbly.
On the first day of the teacher’s business trip, I studied hard and practiced my smile expressions. I practiced hard on the smiling photos of three plastic sisters. When I was almost done, I bought a plane ticket back to Yokohama and ran back to my hometown crying like a dog, vowing to Kill the boss in Yokohama and become the boss yourself, then find more lovers than the teacher, and take them back to Italy to show off.
The three plastic sisters heard that I cried like a dog and ran back to Yokohama, and each one called me to express condolences.
Senior Brother Silly Baitian said sincerely: "Calm down, reborn just talks casually."
I sneered over there: "Then I will marry you, and when you die, you will become Gabriel. Nirvana boss?”
The handsome Italian blond guy paused, his hair hanging down and he said tangledly: "Well, although you are prettier than me, I am not gay, and my family has to rely on me to continue the family lineage..."
Me: "Get out of here. ! ”
What a dog man, he can’t even figure out my gender!
This is the consequence of treating a brother as a best friend. He does not treat you as a sister at all, but only as a brother.
After a while, the phone rang again, and the peacemaker's junior brother said in a gentle tone: "Calm down, Yokohama is a mess, why don't you go and join Hibari-senpai."
I continued. Indifference: "You want me to come back? OK, I'll marry you, then I will be the boss of Vongola..."
"Du——"
Junior Brother Baiqie Hei quickly hung up the phone.
The phone rang again, my sister Bai Huahua’s sweet and sweet tone could reach heaven: “Quick! Fight! Hurry up!”
I hung up the phone decisively, I said with tears in my eyes I was surrounded by bad men, and only money was enough to warm my heart. I took a bunch of banknotes and bought a hotel. I was so bored on the way that I even replied to a post.
After going to the park to relax, my most unlucky day came.
After inexplicably saving a gentleman who wanted to commit suicide, he said that he wanted to commit himself to me and be my little lover. He sat on the lounge chair in the park with my ice cream in his eyes, shivering, and whispered. He was sneezing and looking hard at my little cloak.
I looked up at the scorching sun at noon, and looked at the ice cream that was about to melt in the gentleman's hand. I racked my brains and couldn't figure out why he looked like he was about to freeze to death in the cold wind.
To be honest, if his voice didn't sound like Mamo-chan, I would have left long ago.
The coquettish young man remained reserved for a few seconds, his beautiful kite-colored eyes full of little stars: "Miss, what is your name? I am Tsushima Shuji, and I am willing to give my life to you."
I’ll just tell you what you say? How can you take off your vest when you go out? I thought about it and felt that I couldn't take off my vest, so I told him my neon name, which was the name on the neon household registration that my uncle had obtained for me.
“Caramel sauce~”
This title was so annoying that I trembled.
After a while, I scratched my head: "Why do you keep looking at my clothes?"
The weak young man rushed over to me with tears in his eyes and hugged me like a bird. With a vibrato: "I'm cold."
I was confused. The old man on the subway looked at the jpg on his phone: "You can't wear women's clothes, either?"
Are all neon people so open now? When I see a little girl’s clothes, I want to wear them. Is this some special ritual?
The young man who was shrinking his body weakly, making himself even more pitiful, froze. I didn't expect that I would answer like this. I looked at him with a strange look, patted his shoulder with a knowing look on his face, and whispered.
"I understand, I have seen many of these in Italy. Just wait, I will take you to buy women's clothing."
"By the way, do you still want that thing below? , do you need me to book a flight to Thailand for you?”
To be honest, I am quite greedy for the female version of Moma Jiang.
The gentleman was quiet for a moment, said with a stiff face that he was very hot, not cold at all, and swallowed the ice cream I just bought in one gulp.
Since they were fine, I left, but the young man held on to my thigh and refused to let go, saying that he was a hard-working migrant worker who had just inherited the president's company when he was kicked out by a short colleague who wanted to get higher and was living on the street. , and sent people to hunt him down. He didn't eat or drink for three days, and then he wanted to die. "Hey, I'm so pitiful, Caramel Sauce! You must take me in, I can act cute and warm the bed, I can also do all kinds of tricks, you will definitely like it!"
Ah, the expensive industry is really chaotic. Looking at this handsome little face, it would be a pity not to be the top star in the nightclub.
As a young, beautiful and upright beautiful girl, I made the call.
"Hey, Moses Moses, are you Mama Sang from the branch nightclub of the Fengji Foundation? I have a handsome man living on the street here. Hmm... I heard he is very good at it. You can either split it into four or six. Good..."
The phone was forcibly hung up.
“Hey, hey, I can’t do it!” The handsome man who quickly put the phone into his pocket had tears in his eyes, and sadly touched the bandage on his face. Two faces dodge He didn't dare to look at me, "How can I be the top one with my appearance? I can only serve tea and pour water..."
Farewell, if you don't look good, then look at your beauty in front of the mirror every day. The Six Paths of Death must stop crying?
Feeling ashamed, he lowered his furry head, and the hands pulling my legs gradually lost their strength. From my perspective, I could only see his trembling little body trembling, and his voice seemed to be drifting in the cold wind. So pitiful, even more pitiable than the oppressed junior brother. The young man who had been secretly watching me saw my hesitation and said the fatal blow.
“Those five buildings are next door to my company. I’m familiar with them!” He pointed at Yokohama’s famous scenic spot - Yokohama Port Logistics Company.
The person who took advantage of me didn't have to be a fool. I immediately changed my attitude, stepped on the bench and slapped him with a check in his face, grabbed his tie and walked to my apartment.
“Let’s go home with me. From now on you will be my first lover.”
Back at the hotel, I slammed my door and handed him the room next door. Card, the young man took the room card helplessly and threw it into the trash can without even looking at it. I was pulled by him. In order to show that he was not a pretty boy who only knew how to eat soft food, a little lover named Tsushima Shuji took a picture. The breasts help me with ideas and want to contribute to my career.
Then our accommodation changed from a pampering hotel to a self-supporting rental house.
It is said that this is lurking and should not be too high-profile. Excellent killers live in rented houses and eat red bean bread. If necessary, they have to go downstairs to throw away garbage.
Is this a full-blown killer? No wonder reborn said that I would never be able to become a master in my life, and would only be dragged to death by him. Who would have thought that a killer who had just entered society would have to huddle in a small rental house and worry about food and clothing?
“Caramel sauce~What shall we eat?” When it was time to eat, the person sitting on the tatami obediently raised his tail and waited for the meal to begin. He handed me an apron with caramel pudding printed on it and looked at it. Quite like a virtuous little daughter-in-law.
I took the apron, pulled him up, hugged him, and groped behind his back.
"Huh? So fast? Isn't he ready to be eaten at the dinner table?" The person I hugged had a good smell of coffee. He was worthy of being a bankrupt young master. This equipment looks very expensive.
After a while, the hands finally connected behind the back, and the suddenly frozen man trembled: "That, that thing... is stuck..."
I ignored it and only focused on the things in my hands, and as a result, my voice became quieter and quieter.
Wearing an apron and talking so much nonsense, after finishing the work, I lovingly handed the spoon to him who seemed to be hungry and his face was red: "No, go ahead."
He took the spoon , with question marks all over his face, as if my behavior and cognition were different and caused him to short-circuit.
I pointed to the kitchen and said of course: "As my adopted little lover, shouldn't you be the one to cook when I'm hungry?"
"But, I think the caramel sauce cook You must be better at cooking than me, how can you make caramel sauce taste bad?" The spoon was placed in my hand politely. That's amazing. I've never cooked before, how do you know I'm good at cooking? eat.
However, this man looked at me expectantly, as if I was a level 10 chef at a Michelin restaurant who could carve tofu into delicate flowers, boil cabbage into emeralds, and turn decay into magic.
This little look of anticipation was extinguished the moment I served the food. It was completely extinguished, and I was still desperate for life. I even used my chopsticks to pull it hard in disbelief, as if it was inside. What surprises are there, what delicious things can pop up.
“Caramel sauce, what is that?” The shaken young man pointed at the soup with purple bubbles.
"That's seaweed and egg drop soup."
"Where's this?" He pointed to a patch of green.
"Well, spinach and boiled mung beans."
"What's in front of you?"
"Satisfied cherries with devil's pepper."
The shocked poor man held his hands in his hands He looked at the coffee cup affectionately and asked without giving up.
"Well, my coffee is..."
After adding the seasoning to the coffee, I held a bowl of purple sweet potato stewed with isatis root and smiled naturally: "Soy sauce latte."
Although I tried hard to introduce such nutritious food, the young man holding chopsticks in front of me still laughed. a pair Tian Bang Di Shan seemed not to open his mouth. I looked at the dishes on the table very hurt, and lowered my head in despair. Even the hair on the top of my head wilted. I didn't expect that he wouldn't take a bite. I was obviously looking forward to him eating it. look.
You will be happy if you eat the food of your beloved. It seems that this child must be ostracized by the company elders because of his unpleasant personality, and was eventually kicked out of the company by his vicious colleagues. He is a young man who does not know the sufferings of the world.
After a century of silence, Shuji Tsushima, who gave up on me making biochemical weapons, rubbed his throbbing temples with his hands, smiled reluctantly, and suddenly threw himself into my arms and choked with sobs. The velvet seaweed head whined and rubbed.
“I’m sorry, how can I let the lovely caramel sauce get started? It just so happens that I have some five dollars that I have worked so hard these days and would rather eat the garbage found in the trash can than spend it. Yen, let’s go have a meal.”
In the slender and pale hand is a shining five yen. This thing that symbolizes Shuji Tsushima's entire wealth looks exactly like the drunkard who just held a wine bottle filled with five yen coins in a beige bib in the park. The five yen I dropped was truly fateful.
So we went to the barbecue stall downstairs.
The owner of the barbecue stall looked at the shining five yen in embarrassment and suggested that we try our luck at the small steel ball next door.
The black-haired young man stared at the grilled skewers and his saliva was about to turn into a sea of water. Tears welled up in his eyes. He tried hard not to look at the fragrant grilled skewers. He hugged me and said decisively, The only string was given to me.
Wearing sunglasses, I patted his shoulder and told him that we have to be reasonable and that we are all civilized people. I accepted his wishes, but how could I buy a skewer for five yen? , be realistic.
I took out a round tool that could blow up the entire barbecue stall by pulling the safety catch. I smiled like I had learned, and I showed my affection and understanding to the boss. Finally, I bought the entire barbecue stall for five yen. .
The boss who was deeply moved came over crying and specially gave us the Huazi we bought. He asked us when we were leaving and he gave it to us.
I was so moved that I told him we would come back next time.
(End of this chapter)
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