I really have forgotten the exact identity of my family friend whom I haven’t seen for many years. If I hadn’t forgotten, I wouldn’t have had to circle around the telephone poles on the streets of Yokohama ten times without even seeing a shadow of his hair.
Weakly sitting on the roadside chair in high heels, I picked up my cell phone and wanted to call him and ask him to describe what he is like, otherwise I really can’t find you, brother!
I think I traveled around with my collector uncle when I was three, went to Italy to settle down when I was five, learned how to be an excellent killer with Reborn when I was ten, and met several plastic sisters when I was thirteen. Mafia Academy rules the day.
But I have never seen such a natural and stupid brother from my family friend!
Please, I only remember the clip of you wearing a small skirt and going to play soy sauce with me when I was a child. The face was mosaic, and only the pink and tender princess dress is still fresh in my memory. Is it possible that you want me to pull it? A ladies' man?
My old friend spoke and answered naturally: "I am a military policeman in Yokohama."
Me: "..."
I really don't remember you, handsome boy! Don't be so confident in saying that you are somewhere in a city without specifying specific coordinates! Don’t talk about your fucking profession, who knows whether you are wearing uniform or casual clothes!
My friend’s brother added thoughtfully: “I’m on my way.”
Me: “…”
Standing alone at the intersection, I began to wonder whether the handsome boy was the lop-eared bunny-shaped boy with a fierce look in the cafe opposite, or the unshaven red-brown man who had just passed by with three children.
Well, the former is too young and the latter is too mature.
Before I took a deep breath, I raised my phone and said to my family friend with a nice voice, "Hi! Handsome! Can you tell me your appearance, hair color, height, weight, and measurements? If possible, send it to me. Is your home address good?" The building in front exploded in response to the situation, literally.
The sky-high firelight illuminated the road ahead, the smoke billowed, and the falling dust smeared my face. My phone was hit hard by a flying stone, and a perfect parabola fell into it. Say goodbye to me completely in the pool.
I was too focused and didn’t have time to escape. As a result, I was disgraced: “…”
A sharp siren sounded, and gunfire rushed out from nowhere and rushed from both ends at the same time, quickly surrounding the scene.
The old man with a goatee who stood out among the crowd of men in sunglasses waved his hand: "The irrelevant personnel have retreated. Now is the time for our port mafia to fight."
Also in the same room The man wearing sunglasses stands out The red-haired guy with a band-aid on his nose looked unkind: "Hurry up and go home, don't you know it's time for a fight? I still have time to hang out!"
In the end, they both stared meaningfully at the same time. I am disgraced.
Me: "..."
So I, who was in the center of the two groups, was forced to retreat.
I walked home with empty legs. When I stepped on the muddy footprints and stepped on the floor that Tsushima Shuji had just mopped, Tsujima Shuji stepped on the dining table and planned to hang himself. When he saw me, Tsushima looked like the end of the world. I screamed horribly, and I jumped down and ran into the bathroom with a bunch of white towels.
He was horrified: "Did you go to the bank to rob!!!"
I was stunned: "No, I just had my hair done."
Jin Shima Shuji took me into the bathroom, He opened the curtain and pushed me into the bathtub full of warm water, like a dried salted fish encountering water. I sank to the bottom of the water with a peaceful face and bubbles bubbled. He was afraid that I would die and fished me out, shaking for my life. He held his shoulders and said something that didn't mean anything.
"Caramel sauce! Don't get too confused. It's just that you failed to rob the bank. Neither my child nor I will dislike you! Think on the bright side, at least you still have 36D!!!"
I sneered. : "Do you want this 36D?" Do you want it when I send it to Thailand?
The black-haired young man looked flattered, as if he had been hit by a lottery ticket falling from the sky. He couldn't stop talking and pulled his clothes: "This, this, it's not good to play in the bathroom..."
He lowered his head. After looking at the 36D he was thinking about, his eyes became sharp, and two bright red lines slid out from under his nose.
I kicked him out of the bathroom.
Ha, man.
After lingering in the bathroom for a long time and smelling the familiar aroma of rice, I wrapped my clothes around and rolled out of the bathroom. I looked at the food on the table with my eyes shining brightly, and then I looked like Nicot eating an old man. He knocked on the table in the same nonchalant manner.
"Hurry up and serve the rice, what are you doing standing still!"
The face of the young man holding the bowl showed the expression of the lead actor in a bitter drama, he turned his head sadly, covered his mouth and choked: " You don’t love me at all, you just love my beauty and skills.”
He pretended to be wiping crocodile tears, and I actually saw the coquettish feeling of a cat who was afraid of falling out of favor.
I sneered to expose him: "You don't love me at all, you just love my money and 36D." This is a takeout ordered with my mother's money, what extra drama are you adding?
Someone who graduated from the Drama Academy obediently went to help me serve the rice.
At the dinner table, I held the bowl in my hand, finished my meal quickly, sat on the tatami, took my newly bought mobile phone and called my old friend again to explain the situation.
The handsome guy over there also apologized, saying that there was an inexplicable firefight on the road and the building next door exploded, so he went to protect the people. I felt more and more guilty after hearing this. After all, I am barely a human being. The mafia quickly fooled him and said he would contact him when he was free next time.
One wave after another, Dino, an unreliable man, called me crying and said that the big devil was coming back soon, and I would be doomed if I didn't come back.
"Hold on, I believe in you, senior brother!"
Hang up the phone quickly. I withered and lay on the tatami vomiting my soul. The little goblin next to me refused to let me go. He was as sticky as a large dog. I leaned over and looked at the sinful face of a rich woman with weird tastes bullying a disabled pretty girl, and I became even more depressed.
I was so tired that my brain was cramped, and I actually asked a very important question to my unidentified lover Shuji Tsujima, who is currently my foster lover.
"Do you have parents?"
Tsujima Shuji replied instantly: "No."
"What a coincidence, I don't have one either."
I grimaced, "Then do you have a teacher?"
He thought for a while, closed his eyes and thought about the past, smiling with unknown meaning. Laughing: "That's right."
I sighed: "I have one too, and he is a very cruel, cruel and unreasonable teacher. He also said that my brain is not clear. , It’s really too much. I’m trying so hard to be the leader just to save face for him. I’m such a strict teacher.”
“Me too, we must be destined! We want to be together!" Selectively ignoring my words, he held my hand affectionately, "As expected, let's go get the certificate!"
I patted his dishonest paws mercilessly. He thought beautifully, but he was just my adopted little lover. He still wanted to be in a position of power. How could that be possible?
I will hide my passport tomorrow and I will never let this guy find it!
Seeing me huddled in a corner, so depressed that little mushrooms were growing, Shuji Tsushima, who was very discerning, suggested that we go to an amusement park. I asked him sadly if there were crocodiles and brown bears at any time. When they pop up, there will be a trap where you can fall into a trap and go to hell for free, or a playground where you will be bitten to death by a poisonous snake if you fail to pass through the cave.
Tsujima Shuji, who had a black line on his face, denied: "Of course not." I sounded even more sad: "That's the kind of person who gets cut into parts if you get on the Ferris wheel, and your brains are thrown out when you play on the merry-go-round. , riding a roller coaster will cut off your cerebellum If you go to the haunted house, you will be betrayed by the ghost and stay there forever, you will fight with sharks when you swim, you will fall into a mosaic on the disco, and you will jump off the cliff to exercise and other equipment that tests your strength.”
"No! What kind of scary version of amusement park is that?"
Of course I said, "This is how I played in my previous school."
The new version of Mafia Paradise is sincere Welcome.
Tsujima Shuji, who didn’t expect that my college life would be so rich, covered his face frantically: “...No, even the mafia doesn’t play like that, believe me.”
Part 1 The next day, we went to the amusement park. Tsujima Shuji looked at me who was still hiding the injections and firearms with a dark look on his face. I ignored him and stood ready, forcing myself to feel like I was on the battlefield and was about to die. He neatly hid the small bomb in his shoe, hid the dagger in his sleeve, put the blade in his mouth, and thought about where to hide it while holding a bottle of poison.
"Well, caramel sauce, the so-called amusement park is really just a place for fun, there is no danger." Tsujima Shuji couldn't stand it anymore, as if coaxing an ignorant child, he tried to make me give up with a gentle voice. Terrible thought.
I tried hard to think about what he meant, and frowned, thinking about the simple game that Reborn had brought the three of us brothers to talk about before. I suddenly had an enlightenment and suddenly realized it. I tapped my palms fiercely and agreed very much. go along.
“Ah, I understand!”
Tsujima Shuji, who was about to cry, looked relieved. The next second he heard the words, he almost vomited blood and fell to the ground.
I nodded and said seriously: "That's the kind of thing where you sit on top of a time bomb and do your homework. If you can't finish it, you will fly into the sky and become a star, and drink the purple bubbles newly developed by Beyonce. Go to the Santukawa River to say hello to the kimono guy with a mace, or fight a sparrow with a chuunibyou disease, and then enter the ICU and be in a coma for three days.”
After saying that, I nodded in understanding. I didn't expect that the amusement park was such a dangerous facility and should not be underestimated.
Only Tsushima Shuji looked at my head with strange eyes, looking at my head with a hesitant expression, thinking about how I survived until now.
With a sad sigh, I remembered that I went on a trip to the mountains behind the Mafia Paradise with a tour group organized by the school. As a result, the tour guide left a few of us students on the island and left us to fend for ourselves. The test was completed a month later. The goods confused us at that time.
Especially me, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Dino was still throwing a squirt on the beach, and Bailan, that thin-skinned guy, was wearing sunglasses and sunbathing. In a blink of an eye, the boat was far away, and we were the only ones left. A few lonely people face the extremely vicious situation on the island.
At that time, Reborn even warned me with a smile that I must not use my powers to cheat. I had no choice but to run to the battlefield in tears.
Then the few of us lived a miserable life in a primitive society, and we were about to go see God after a month. Since then, the brotherhood among us has become even more indestructible.
I will shed tears if I talk too much. What kind of hell do you think Yokohama Amusement Park is? Is it possible that I have to live a life in a primitive society with Shuji Tsushima, a loser? No! ! !
When we arrived at the so-called amusement park, Tsujima Shuji, who seemed very happy with a perfect smile, actively introduced to me that the amusement park was not as cruel as I thought. To show it, he also pointed at the people who were handing out food. Bear with balloons.
“Look, caramel sauce, that’s the cute Mr. Bear. Do you want to get a free balloon?” He looked cute with stars in his eyes, and regardless of my opinion, he pulled me to get one. Love balloons.
“Caramel Sauce, don’t you think this balloon looks very similar to your cute little fur?” As he said this, he stared at my silly fur like a child coming for the first time. After touching it, to be honest, I felt like he was touching it like a puppy.
Different from his excitement, I was more wilted than a flower bone burned under the sun, and I was pulled tremblingly by him to a particularly unique place as if he was having fun.
Haunted House————
The bloody and twisted notes write two unique words. The blood is so real that it drips. The dark entrance is a blood basin that swallows flesh and blood. Big mouth.
The key is that Shuji Tsushima, a little devil with no eyesight, is still crying and shouting to get in. His desire to cause trouble is obvious. Looking at the tired couple hugging each other quietly at the exit, He grinned from the corners of his mouth to the roots of his ears and dragged me in desperately.
He still looked innocent and harmless: "Caramel sauce, don't be afraid, Aji will definitely protect you."
Finally, when I turned around and met Sadako's sister, she screamed louder than the little girl next door. She suddenly shrank into my arms and fluttered around, struggling feebly like a dying salted fish. I saw Sadako getting closer and closer. Sister, in panic, jumped on me, hooked my neck and refused to let go, and performed a laser dance on the spot for me.
“Ahhhhhh!!!”
What else can I do, I have no choice but to forgive this little goblin and carry him out with difficulty.
With the caramel milk tea I just bought, I hugged him and comforted him: "It's okay, you are very brave in my heart. I just like a pure, cute and unpretentious boy like you."
Taking the milk tea, he choked with sobs and placed himself next to his favorite 36D, carefully showing a flattering expression like a puppy.
"Really?"
I nodded: "Really."
That's weird, it's fake. I just like you, a cute boy who cries so hard that his eyes turn red, showing shame. The appearance is called Yazhidie.
It would be great if you could kneel down and surrender to me.
Just kidding~
I smiled on the outside but had GHS on the inside and said nothing.
Finally, we arrived at the last location - the Ferris wheel.
Boarding on the Ferris wheel, Shuji Tsushima, who had been looking at the scenery outside the window, started to squirm and held my hand in embarrassment: "Caramel sauce, do you know the legend of the Ferris wheel?"
Me: "???"
Me: "I know."
He continued to approach me, put his hand on my shoulder, and leaned close to his beautiful face. His affectionate kite-colored eyes lowered, and suddenly showed a very serious look. He looked at me without blinking, and his words were like a gentle breeze.
"Then, do you want to try it?"
"Okay."
What's the matter? I started to unbutton my coat and threw it on the ground. I lifted my hair and braided it into a ponytail. The young man next to me was startled by me and didn't recover for a while. He blinked in surprise, which was unexpectedly cute.
"This, this, this, do you want that? Do you want to be here?" When he contacted something bad, he grabbed his suit uneasily, lowered his head and muttered, and couldn't help but secretly rejoiced, "It turns out that this Is the caramel sauce so wild? ”
"Yes, although it's my first time too. I've always watched others do it before, but I can still satisfy you."
Roll up my sleeves and pull off my tie, as if untying a layer of restraints. Showing a harmless smile.
The loaded Russian revolver | The gun was pressed between his eyebrows and the safety bolt was opened. I suppressed a smile and stared closely at the young man in front of me. My tightened breathing was like locking the target of a beast that was about to be released. It was gradually becoming more and more dangerous. stand up.
"That's it, shoot your lover six times when the Ferris wheel reaches the highest point. The one who survives is true love."
(End of this chapter)