Dazai Osamu's money is so squandered. Even after I took his salary card and swiped through a Yokohama street, he still indulged me and took out a stack of checks for me to fill in. Could it be that he has more money than me?
Damn it, my status as a rich woman is in jeopardy!
"Madam leader, what's wrong with you?" Atsushi Nakajima, the guerrilla leader sent by Osamu Dazai, asked with concern. He had a pile of shopping paper bags hanging on his body and acted as my follower without any regrets.
The silver-haired boy was still wearing a dark outfit on a hot day. The fluffy scarf around his neck made me hotter and hotter. I could vaguely see the heavy suppressor binding his neck and his deep purple-gold pupils. But it’s all pure.
"It's nothing, I just remembered that I haven't contacted my brother yet." I looked depressed and fooled him casually, "The weather is a bit hot. There seems to be a crepe stall in front. I'll wait for you here. You Go stand in line and buy me a crepe.”
I stepped forward and took off the paper bag and threw it casually to the subordinate behind him: "Go and take the things back."
"Yes, madam."
Sitting casually with my legs crossed On a bench on the street for passers-by to rest, I fanned myself with my hands. The weather was killing me. Why was it so hot in Yokohama? I might as well go to Siberia to cool off.
It’s so hot that I’m almost hallucinating. Otherwise, how could I see that guy Sawada Tsunayoshi staring at me with a look of hatred, just like a life-seeking ghost exuding resentment in broad daylight? Hahaha, why? possible.
“It’s true.” The young man staring at me from above said expressionlessly.
ha?
"Cescia, you know, the fate of us depends on you. Reborn said that you have to stay in Italy until he comes back. If Reborn comes back from a business trip and finds that you have run away, the three of us will We can form a team and go to the uninhabited island of the Mafia to live a primitive social life.”
The handsome young man suddenly lowered his head and stretched out his arms to stop me on both sides, leaning over and whispering to the devil.
"Huh? Who do you think caused it?" I stood up suddenly, and the brown-haired young man in front of me nimbly dodged my head cone attack, elegantly wearing a handsome boy's coat and smiling harmlessly. , the dazzling fake smile almost dazzled my eyes.
"Tell me! Why don't you accept my proposal!" I gritted my teeth, "You actually ran away. It's really yours, but I helped you kill those opposition groups!"
Sawada Tsunayoshi's expression suddenly became extremely speechless, his face dropped weakly, like a frustrated flower, and he looked ten years older: "Dear Cecia, can you have a correct understanding of yourself... ."
"No, actually not. ..." He glanced at me quickly, groaned, and finally covered his face, unwilling to face the reality, "But..."
Taking a deep breath, he showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and his figure was inexplicable. He was hunched and humble, and he sat down next to me, covered his face and cast countless shadows, shutting himself up.
“What [Agang, can I be your leader’s wife? If you die, I will be Vongola’s boss], and it was my turn after you proposed to Bai Lan and Dino, do you think I’m stupid? ”
These words left me speechless. Bailan is a childhood sweetheart who lived together in Italy. Dino is a senior in the mafia school and has helped a lot (actually he is the angel who takes the blame). The first official meeting between Sawada Tsunayoshi was at the Tenth Generation Succession Ceremony. I heard that the source of the curse of the Rainbow Sons also appeared later. , my big-headed baby teacher grew up inexplicably, from kicking me in the head to knocking me on the forehead with his hand.
I'm sorry, A Gang, it was my senior sister who was wrong, but my senior sister has no regrets about meeting you, my younger junior brother who has shared the joys and sorrows (the best thing to do is to take the blame).
I couldn't bear it, so I apologized to him: "I'm sorry, Tsuna, I was wrong."
Sawada Tsunayoshi's expression softened slightly, and he wanted to forgive me and take me back. Italy.
“I shouldn’t be the last one to propose to you.” I said with sincere regret, “Next time, I will definitely be the first to propose to you.”
“Who cares about this? ——————”
Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was impressed by my weird brain circuit, almost collapsed and almost couldn't breathe. "Whoever accepts your proposal will directly become a widowed marriage, okay! Please have some common sense!"
Seeing that I felt guilty and wanted to run away, he grabbed me to settle old scores. His face was very unhappy, and the veins on his forehead were twitching: "I heard that you attacked me at night the day before you ran away." You are holding a gun and threatening others to make you laugh?"
"No..."
"You are still making excuses. You have already complained to me. How could you degenerate like this? They all wanted to be brainwashed by Zhi’s devilish laughter, and he attacked them at night.”
“He lied! He was obviously up at that time!”
"So you really attacked him at night." What caught his eye was Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes that looked at the scum without highlights.
“Hmm!” Realizing the language trap, I shut up obediently, secretly thinking about the three hundred ways to braise pineapple.
"Agang, I can't go with you, you go and hold on for a month." I patted his shoulder flatteringly.
“Reason?”
“I’m married.”
"Which saint who saved all sentient beings married you?!!" He was stunned for a second and asked horribly, "Is that saint still alive? Do you need me to go to his grave to offer incense?"
"No, he Still alive." My eyes were calm, looking at Sawada Tsunayoshi. The next second he breathed a sigh of relief, he dropped the bomb, "Anyway, he will go to see God in a month."
"Huh..." He smiled and tugged at the corner of his mouth. I knew it from the look on his face, Sitting on the bench numbly, looking at the blue sky and white clouds, as if a boy's heart had fed a dog.
"What do you mean! Are you questioning my love!" I kicked him dissatisfied, "Stupid Ou Doudou, I really mean it."
"Chessia, don't act like an elder. Seriously, I'm older than you..."
"Some time ago, you also said "I love you" to the golden retriever of the caretaker Vongola's house and the green turtle raised by Dino's house. It's really cheap love."
...Ah this , as a romantic Italian, shouldn’t you have love words at your fingertips?
Besides, it doesn’t look like Dazai Osamu is an infatuated person. No matter what his plans are, he wants me to stay with him until the last moment of his life. I am a kind-hearted Italian.
"Cescia, did you get married by fraud?" Seeing something was wrong, he said out loud, "For example, after someone dies, he inherits tens of billions of inheritance, so he stupidly signed an agreement or something."
"Marry you The poor man who got married must be as beautiful as a flower, have a huge fortune, and have great power. Maybe he is also a frail, sickly and infatuated young man. His mind is fascinated by your innocent and harmless face, waiting to be squeezed to death by you. "
Digging! You prophet!
Although I was the one who was deceived into getting married... Haha...
"Madam, the crepes are ready." The diligent boy Atsushi Nakajima appeared on the scene in time with the crepes, confused. Looking at the brown-haired young man, his eyes flickered, but I stopped him in time.
“You actually attacked a minor!”
Sawada Tsunayoshi, who looked like a drama, pointed at the confused Atsushi Nakajima in horror, with a look on his face, “You are such a beast, Chessi. "Ya", her face turned earthy in an instant.
"Ha! What are you talking about!" My tiger body trembled, and I jumped up like a spring and stood in front of Nakajima Atsushi, helpless to explain, "Tsuna, calm down, he is just my follower! It's not what you think. , don’t complain to Reborn!”
“Yes, dear brother-in-law, dear Caramel Sauce’s husband is me~” The sickly young master Osamu Dazai appeared at some point. He put one on the shoulders of Atsushi Nakajima and I, and said with a smile, "Atsushi can be considered our son if you really think about it."
Sawada Tsunayoshi: "..."
" "Oh, Mr. Dazai!" The innocent boy Atsushi Nakajima blushed, and was overwhelmed by Dazai Osamu's arms. This cold guerrilla leader actually blushed at Dazai Osamu. Are they hiding something from me?
I looked at Osamu Dazai and something was wrong for a moment.
The moment Sawada Tsunayoshi saw Dazai Osamu, something was wrong. It was like meeting someone of the same kind. For a moment, the sky was thunderous and the earth was furious. The two sides looked at each other and smiled politely for a long time. It was suspected that they were having a boss showdown. We don't think so. Dare to say, but we dare not ask. Because my eyes were fixed on Atsushi Nakajima, who seemed to be shy, I wondered for more than a thousand times whether Osamu Dazai had found a lover behind my back.
Atsushi Nakajima was frightened by my terrifying gaze: "Madam, what's wrong with you?"
"It's nothing, your hairstyle looks pretty." I faintly said.
"Madam, you are really discerning, I cut that with my own hands!" Dazai Osamu immediately quit the fight and showed off in front of me like a child, "Atsushi-kun's hairstyle in the orphanage is really hard to describe. So Aji, who is at the forefront of Yokohama’s aesthetic trends, dressed him up. That plush one is the finishing touch. Madam, don’t you like plush ones very much?”
He put his hands on his hips with inexplicable pride.
In my ears, these words became——
... Dazai Osamu rescued the lost boy Nakajima Atsushi from the orphanage. He personally bathed and dressed Nakajima Atsushi, and even went out of his way to I found him a fluffy collar and showed it off in front of me.
This, this, isn't this the standard script of a domineering leader falling in love with his little wife? !
Tsk, is it possible that this guy married me just to cover up his weird hobbies?
No, it can't be...
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Sawada Tsunayoshi, who has seen through everything: "..."
Sawada Tsunayoshi: "How should I put it, I started to feel pity..." ..."
But in the end, Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't say anything, because it was useless to say it, and he didn't want to say it anyway.
To be honest, he didn't believe a word of Cecia's lies. Usually her sweet words had to be reversed and supplemented appropriately.
Oh, how could he not know about her?
If she says [I love you], the translation is [I don’t love you, but I only love your power and the benefits you use for me, but you look so pitiful, that’s why I say Love you].
If one day she proposes to you, congratulations, you can think of an epitaph. By the way, her dislike is really annoying, her liking is from time to time, and her true love is really beautiful.
But this person is extremely sincere when talking about love. Although his feelings are worthless, I love you on the surface but inserting a knife in the back is not as good as the discounted rice balls sold at the door.
The only ones who can pry the complete truth out of her mouth are her collector uncle who has been wandering overseas for many years and the terrifying demon king Reborn.
What did she call it?
"Men will only affect the speed of my rise to power, but money and power will not."
"Oh...by the way, pretty boys are fine too, their bounden duty is to please me."
She was strong-willed, as if she was speaking some lofty words, and even snatched his coffee. She wore cotton slippers and happily rushed to play mahjong with Bai Lan and the others. In the end, she even mortgaged his fatness to Bai Lan, who looked disgusted. Is it something people do?
This person... is a scoundrel with no self-awareness...
But her current cheap husband is not a fuel-efficient lamp either. Are these two playing scoundrels in the world against each other to see who is more willing to achieve a higher level? ?
Are you still a husband and wife team?
Sawada Tsunayoshi was confused, but Sawada Tsunayoshi didn’t say anything.
Wait a minute...why did that cheap husband hold her in his arms and stare at him from behind? Why did he make a tea master expression like "Stay away from my wife" and give her the middle finger behind her back?
Well, your circle is really chaotic, it's because he was abrupt, it's because he was too naive, and he was not worthy of stepping into the circle of human beings.
However - he felt that with Cecia's small mind, he might not be able to get the straight ball of the black mud spirit in front of him.
Let’s take the opportunity to take a look at this warrior, and wait until a month later when we are mourning to come up with a draft, and continue to be the tool of Cecia, the arsonist and arsonist who turns his back on others.
"Chesia...you...take care of yourself..."
Anyway, let me remind you, after all, no matter how disdainful you are, you are on your side.
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After Sawada Tsunayoshi left, I was severely warned by him again. He was probably a dead Taoist friend but not a poor Taoist. If I didn’t come back, he would send Hibari Kyouya over to arrest me. Pack your bags and go back to Italy, not caring about my plans to get ahead.
You are such a ruthless Ou Doudou. Thanks to me, I helped him so much. I just teased his Kiri Shou, is that all?
I was sad and decadent. I occupied Dazai Osamu's desk to play games, scolding my pig teammates and beating the boss at the same time. Dazai Osamu was holding a red scarf next to me and cheering me on.
"Ma'am, take a deep breath, you can do it!"
"Be careful, madam, it's coming out soon, come on!"
"Yes! Win!"
I put down the game, took off the headphones, and leaned my head on the back of the chair and the Osamu Dazai looked at each other and said speechlessly: "You are simulating pregnancy." "Is the woman giving birth to a child?"
Aggrieved, Dazai Osamu ran to the office chair and sat on my lap, holding my face and looking at him: "Because Madam always plays games, isn't it fun for me?" "
"What are you talking about?" I waved my hand.
Dazai Osamu's face was shining with anticipation.
"How can you have fun with games." I said seriously.
"Oh..."
"You're kidding." I glanced at Dazai Osamu who was instantly resurrected after hearing this, and for the first time I sighed that men who love acting like a baby are also very cute, although I don’t know what kind of medicine Dazai Osamu sells in his gourd, but he is good-looking.
Dazai Osamu, who was dissatisfied with my distraction, tried hard to tease me and tried to bring me back to my senses. He acted like a cold and ruthless elite during meetings, and after get off work, he acted like a coquettish and unloving cat. He is indeed an actor. Pai, let us wait and see.
I looked down at Osamu Dazai, who was huddled on 36D and angrily stretched out his little paws to defend his territory. Inexplicably, I thought of the kitten with its soft belly exposed for anyone to touch and play with.
"Dazai, stretch out your paws and meow"
"Meow~" he blinked and looked at me, he covered his ears and chuckled.
Oops, Osamu Dazai is pretty good-looking, he can act cute, and his emotional intelligence is way beyond me. Now he has a gentle policy every day and plans to make me a fat nerd, ready to be called upon, and he almost killed me. But this kind of life is so tempting.
Hmm... Every day when you get up, you can enjoy the kisses, hugs and lifts of beauties. You can also have beauties feed you when you eat. You can go shopping and buy whatever you want. There is no study hell, no big devil, and no group of people who need to work overtime to complete the task. The task...
A flash of inspiration suddenly dawned on me, and I slapped Dazai Osamu's thigh hard.
Is this the life of a leader?
I understand.
I want to quickly kill Dazai Osamu and become the leader, and raise a bunch of pretty boys to live a luxurious life!
(End of this chapter)
The author said: At this time, 270 is Rabbit Ji who has not completely turned black. She complains about the deficit every day. She has just taken over and is busy transferring Vongola's affairs. She also has to take care of the disobedient senior sister who took the opportunity to run away from home.
270: "Heart-tired..."
Cesia: "He is so good to me, I must kill him."
Zai: "??? ”