Chapter 24 Cat Heaven and Pig Hell


What can you do with half a stick of incense?

……

——Enough for the mobile version of "Three Worlds Packet Inquiry" to generate a hot post.

[Breaking news from ahead: The fate of Taoist couple Taoist monk Yun Shang has fallen]

【? 】

[The same person upstairs said "?", Taoist monk Yunshang Xianzun? Gone? ah? 】

[…………………………Oh my god, what happened? 】

[Break through the realm and explode? Is it possible for Yunshang Immortal Lord to help protect the Dharma? Ahhhh, shivering during the Qi refining period! 】

[If it is a body explosion, then I am afraid we will never get an official announcement. Even the direct disciples of Yunshang Immortal Lord will be in such danger if they break through the realm. We ordinary monks will not dare to... Hey, Shatuo When will the Hollow Tree be revived, and can we see it in our lifetime? 】

[Don’t panic when you go upstairs? Isn't the Taoist monk Yunshang Xianzun the senior sister of Yuntian Sect? My Taoist friend in Yuntian Sect told me a few days ago that she just broke through the golden elixir stage. What kind of body did she explode? And she went back upstairs. Her breakthrough building Your Yunshang Immortal Master did not make much contribution when he entered the golden elixir period. 】

[Oh, your tone doesn’t seem to like Yunshang Immortal Lord? 】

[He is not a high-grade crystal, so is it normal not to like him? What kind of powerful origin is not essentially a man? I’m so tired of seeing men hooking up with their exes without saying anything clearly! 】

[Someone upstairs seems to know a lot. I am so shocked. Please ask for more! 】

[Why is it so good? ? ? ? 】

[The Yuntian Sect is really overjoyed and saddened. After finally getting the divine phoenix and a new golden elixir stage, it only took so long for people to disappear...]

[Is it possible that the gears of fate are turning, and everything that blocks the true dragon and the divine phoenix will be swept away by the rules? 】

[Upstairs, I’m afraid you’re not a little bit crazy if you’re still chatting about dragons and phoenixes in this kind of building? 】

[I suggest the moderators check the post above. This kind of post is still full of love-minded people. The ingredients are questionable. I think he is a swindler. Maybe he is a spy worth five high-grade crystals. 】

[Speaking of which, if it is unreasonable for Yunshang Immortal Lord’s Taoist companion to just die like this, then it is Yunshang Immortal Lord! The moon and stars! How could a master in the Immortal Stage let a Taoist monk lose his QAQ like this? ! ! 】

[...Ah, look at the title, The Fateful Star Falls. Not to mention being transformed into an immortal, even the now fully evolved True Dragon God Lord cannot be saved. The astrolabe is dimmed, right? 】

[I can’t believe my eyes. 】

[Hey, the original poster ran away after throwing away the title without saying why... Forget it, let's wait and see if the external forum has updated the details. It's such a big deal. 】

[The leader of Yuntian Sect may be broken. 】

[The one who is really going to be broken is Yan Ji'an, right? 】

……

——Enough to cause a sect to fall into brief chaos.

Xie Yunxing dropped from the sky with her heavy sword, which was thicker than her own, and flattened the top crown of the marriage tree. Then, neatly divided into two by the heavy sword, there was also the marriage tree that belonged to the divine phoenix and the real dragon in the previous life. Card.

The remains of the wooden sign fell to the ground, losing their luster.

The person involved had long since turned into ashes, so naturally there were no other remarkable phenomena. The only ones left were the reincarnated divine phoenix standing under the tree with a pale face, and the Yunshang Immortal Lord who was as blank as erecting an invisible barrier around him.

Xie Yunxing glanced at the wooden plaque still held by Yunshang Immortal Master, and was also very ready to move.

Wuyou stepped forward and held her up, not even bothering to mention "be careful with your words and deeds" because he was also staring at the same object not far away.

There was silence all around. The disciples who came after hearing the news, including those who were close to Nan Fuguang, forgot to cry. They stared blankly at the usually gentle Second Senior Sister, who seemed to be cutting down trees in a frenzy. I'm about to kill the immortal.

I saw that the eyes of the second senior sister of Yun Tianzong were red, but she did not lose her etiquette after all. She turned around and bowed politely to the Yunshang Immortal Lord. Her eyes were unfocused and she said calmly: "I'm sorry. I've heard the old man say since I was a child that the marriage tree can't protect two people. Then, I only thought it was a joke when I was young, but I didn’t expect it to be true. It’s a pity that Fuguang will be punished.”

The word "pity" can be regarded as blatant and flattering.

Even from the beginning to the end, Yunshang Xianzun showed no reaction. No matter what others said or did, at this moment, I don’t know if I heard what she was saying——

He just turned slightly and glanced at Xie Yunxing. Seeing that she was still staring at the wooden marriage plaque in his hand that belonged to him and Nan Fuguang, he decisively put it into his sleeve.

It's like a treasure.

Xie Yunxing almost laughed loudly.

If it weren't for this moment, she really wouldn't be able to laugh.

……

——An ordinary businessman who can read books and newspapers in a timely manner reacts.

The disciples on duty at the mountain gate came to report today, saying that the master of the rare treasure pavilion at the foot of the mountain came to visit.

The original words are: Of course, I am not a member of the Yuntian Sect, but I just hope that the Yuntian Sect can give me an explanation. The senior sister of your sect and I still have several transactions, including deposits, balance payments, goods, and a mess of bad debts waiting to be settled... Now I am being valued. Zong's series of slutty tricks are all gone. Do you have to give an explanation for this?

……

——It’s enough to calculate that Nan Fuguang’s destiny star fell in the west, in the wet land, in the Great Sun Mine.

She went to get the black cracked sky ore.

Before she left, she came to him immediately and asked for it. Yan Ji'an realized later that when he refused that day, Nan Fuguang's shocked and confused eyes were still very clear in his memory.

The Black Sky Ore is a contraband, but it’s really not something that will destroy the world. He won’t give it to him, but it’s just a desire for control and obsession——

I can give you what I want.

But you can't have what you want.

It was his inexplicable thoughts that killed her.

Yan Ji'an sacrificed the Feather Broken Sword, and the copper bell on the sword's tassel rang softly, but now it was like an ox-headed and horse-faced soul-stimulating bell. He jumped on the flying sword, and the Immortal Master was almost furious. His face was as white as snow, and his face was extremely ugly.

He looked back at Xie Cong: "I will go to the west and bring her back."

Of course Xie Cong did not say anything to stop him. In fact, the head of the Yuntian Sect now had mixed feelings. He looked in the direction of the main hall from a distance. There was a golden glow like rays of light above. It was the requiem extradition ladder that he had used a spell to light up before. It was the cultivator. After the death of the Taoist star, the last thing you can do to your horoscope is...

It is said that this spell can extradite the dead to another shore.

But this mysterious statement has not been confirmed yet. Maybe it is just an excuse to give comfort to the living.

At this time, behind the chaotic crowd, Lu Sang suddenly let out a small exclamation for no reason, then pushed aside the crowd, squeezed to the front, raised his hand high and grabbed the hem of Yan Ji'an's robe: "Master, wait a minute!"< br>


When she pulled her, Yan Jian lowered his head with a cold face, staring emotionlessly at the hem of his clothes that was tightly held by his white hands.

Xie Yunxing drew out his heavy sword again.

Wuyou frowned slightly.

As a result, Taotao was the first to act this time.

Kicking away the brothers and sisters of the sect who were blocking her, Taotao cried loudly and asked the pretty girl not far away: "'Slow', what's 'slow', is it so slow that Senior Sister Riri's body is devoured by monsters?" ! She is a monk in the golden elixir stage, and the elixir is delicious! What are you worried about! Since you came to Yuntian Sect, Senior Sister has never had a peaceful life. Now that she is dead, why don't you want someone to collect her body? If Shenfeng is like this, I don't think the Shatuo Sky-Splitting Tree may be a good thing. , so there’s no need for resuscitation!”

The little girl's voice was shrill and high, and her shouting resounded throughout the sky above Yuntian Sect. By the end of her shouting, she probably had no idea. She had to curse first.

Lu Sang looked like he had seen a ghost when she yelled, and let go of Yan Ji'an like an electric shock. Her beautiful face turned from white to red, and she bit her lower lip fiercely: "I'm not... I just want to remind you. ——”

Taotao: "What a reminder!"

Lu Sang: "The requiem extradition ladder has disappeared."

Taotao wanted to curse again, but when the curse words came to her lips, she suddenly realized what she had said. She rounded her eyes in shock and turned to look in the direction of the main hall——

The requiem extradition ladder only lights up on the astrolabe that is definitely dim. Once it lights up, its light will not be extinguished until the 7749th day.

Unless there are other abnormal noises in the astrolabe during this period.

The sky of Yuntian Sect resounded with dragon chants, and Yan Ji'an turned into a blue dragon and rushed towards the main hall immediately.

Suspended in the air was his natal sword, which he had no idea what to do with after being thrown down. The natal sword with the little bell hanging on it shook awkwardly. In full view of everyone, it was chasing its owner.

……

On the west bank, there is a wet land and the Big Sun Mine.

Nan Fuguang fell on the Dairi mine land, smelling earthy and smelly beast urine. This time, there was also a trace of blood in the air...

The familiar urge to sneeze.

Nan Fuguang was very confused. She stood under the outer wall of the mine. The surroundings were still very dark and there was no light source. She blinked her dry eyes, her head was buzzing and she couldn't figure it out——

Isn't she dead?

What is this for?

Why are you back?

Backtrace?

Earthbound spirit?

Has she become an earthbound spirit?

Infinitely retracing the scene of your death at the place of death?

She turned her head blankly, and then realized that she was not the only one there——

Standing in the shadow under the wall, a tall man was leaning against the wall and looking down at the bright moon in the sky, wondering what he was thinking.

He is a butcher.

Nan Fuguang closed his eyes in despair and turned his head away. When the butcher heard the noise and turned his head to look over, he only heard the man not far away covering his face in despair and seriously muttering: "Eat less pork. Wanderer." Cat. Take it back to Peach Blossom Ridge.”

Changed to a regretful tone, again fragmented, talking about "cat heaven" and "pig hell".

The pig butcher changed his mind for a moment and probably guessed what she was talking about. He raised his hand and touched the tip of his nose in a speechless manner, thinking that if he laughed at this time, he might be beaten again.

So he calmed down for a moment, and then said in a calm tone: "Sister Fairy, good night. This is the world of immortality, the wet place, and the Big Sun Mine."

The man covering his face and muttering suddenly stopped suddenly.

After a long time, the finger covering the face pulled down. The eye sockets of the already large eyes were now pulled even wider by the downward force of the hand. The pair of bright black eyes looked over: " You’re not dead?” The man still couldn’t help laughing and said, “You’re not dead.”

Nan Fuguang's brain stopped functioning for a few seconds and he blinked. How could this be possible? She knew clearly that the man who killed her was sophisticated and knew the monk's fatal weakness. Her sea of ​​consciousness was completely torn apart and her life star fell. This level was unbearable for both monks and mortals. There was no trace of it at all. The possibility of being rescued——

It was as if he had stepped on something that was running at high speed in her head. The butcher didn't explain, he just stretched out his long arm and pulled her towards him.

At the same time, Nan Fuguang heard a sharp and crisp sound of bells brought by the night wind, like a reminder. Her scalp instantly became numb, and white hairs of sweat suddenly appeared on her back!

She was about to say something, but she subconsciously closed her mouth when she looked up at the solemn butcher.

This man didn't know where he got such strength. When the ringing sound gradually approached, he gently used his strength to drag her running behind him to him, picked her up neatly with one arm and ran away!

He ran very fast without any delay, and the two of them came to the door of an inconspicuous small building. He kicked the door open without hesitation and stuffed Nan Fuguang inside.

Huge dust rolled up, and the man followed Nan Fuguang's earth-shattering sneezing and entered the building. The door creaked with an unbearable sound and was slammed hard behind them——

The sound of the bells following like a ghost was isolated.

a long time.

In the deathly silence, Nan Fuguang vaguely heard a cold and disdainful snort from someone outside the door, and the ringing gradually faded away.

inside the house.

With his back against the door and being pressed against it, Nan Fuguang turned his head slightly to look at the butcher who was holding the door on top of him. The latter leaned over slightly and looked out through the crack in the door...

This posture brought him very close to her, and she could easily see his clear-cut and perfectly curved side face, and the warm breath from his lips sprayed on the tips of her ears.

The ringing outside the house completely disappeared, and the man seemed to breathe a sigh of relief. After relaxing his frown, he returned to his usual good-natured look.

"Gone."

He said, calmly opening the distance between the two.

Nan Fuguang didn't pay attention to him immediately.

Everything that happened just now showed that it was no illusion that she was torn apart by a scythe, and the sound of the bell that she remembered before her death was real enough, and she could also distinguish it when it turned into a demonic sound.

——What's going on?

During her silent questioning, the pig butcher didn't say much nonsense. He took out something from the money bag at his waist (which was given to him by Nan Fuguang before) and stuffed it into her hand.

The room was darker than outside, and it was almost impossible to see her fingers. However, with the touch of her hands, she had to feel that this was her "cat's ninth life."

The memory returns to a brief chat with the twelve-winged boat on the impure sea.

["'The cat's ninth life'." Nan Fuguang pointed to the little thing in his hand, "It's a time twister."

She raised her chin and her tone became a little proud: "I did it when I was a child."

"Today's progress in the development of civilization on earth is that they can distinguish between one, two and three-dimensional worlds, and realize that in the three-dimensional world, time is fluid and uncontrollable."

South Fuguang Road.

"But in the world of immortality and the mortal world, space and time are controllable in both directions - those who become immortals can control time by folding space."

"Sounds amazing." He commented without salting, "With all due respect, as you said, the achievements of the Three Realms and Six Paths should not be what they are now."

"Because this is actually not that great. The length of time that can be controlled is uncontrollable. When people try to artificially extend the controllable time, it will undoubtedly cause the collapse of space folding...even if it is just a time twister. A short-term twist within half a stick of incense is also extremely dangerous. No one can tell clearly what will happen during the time gap. This matter generally brings more harm than good, and is not in line with the current world of immortality and the mortal world. The development needs of the world! Therefore, the progress of this technology is slow.”

Nan Fuguang poked at the "handicraft" in the man's hand: "Twist a certain tail on its butt, and you can go back to about half the incense time, and that tail will disappear accordingly."

That means this thing can be used a total of nine times.

It only has eight tails left because Nan Fuguang used it once on the day it was tinkered with. At that time, she was still young and did not have much respect for the concepts of time and space, and then she was taught to be a human being——

Although she only had a piece of her fingernail torn off at that time, this did not prevent her from hiding in Yunshang Xianzun's arms as a child and crying until the earth broke apart. She cursed her master with strong words, why did she treat such a dangerous person Give her the raw materials.

Yan Ji'an's explanation for this is that Nan Fuguang was too stupid when she was a child. He was afraid that she would fall into a hunter's trap even if she was walking. If she accidentally fell in one day, he could try to use this time to reverse the situation. weapon to fish yourself out of the trap.

Nan Fuguang was not stupid enough to walk like a bear without looking at the road, so she never used the twister again.

It has been kept in the Qiankun bag gathering dust.

"This thing will come in handy."

As the butcher spoke, he returned the thing to her calmly - Nan Fuguang was still a little unaccustomed to his calm demeanor.

The other party's lack of greed for this also surprised her. After all, even a bookstore owner could lament a mere Qiankun Bag, but this pig butcher acted as if he didn't care about a great time turner?

Even the Xuanji Pavilion craftsmen of the Immortal Alliance may not be able to create it independently, let alone a mortal butcher. Usually the first reaction of a monk when seeing this thing is to look at her with drooling eyes and admiration...

Why didn't this person react at all?

Does he know how rare this thing is? !

As a human being with sound limbs and good listening, speaking, reading and writing skills, can the only emotional value he can give others is his six-pack abs and good-looking face?

"When do you think it will come in handy?"

Nan Fuguang asked, almost breaking off the little fox's head with his thumb, thinking that you'd better say something nice.

"When you empty your pockets and give it to a scammer in the morning market in Montenegro, only to find that the other person can't even take out half of the black cracked empty ore and runs away with a ruler."

“………?”

"Huh? You don't think that the Black Mountain Morning Market that opens under the jurisdiction of the Immortal League is full of criminals who commit crimes with true feelings, do you?"

"..."

"It's a liar - nine and a half out of ten are liars. If you buy fake ore, it means that the other party is deliberately deceiving you."

"…………"

"What's your expression? I didn't tell me that my mission this time was to bring a piece of white paper to the Ink Mountain and Fire Sea for a spring outing. I would have told her that I would have to pay more."

"I just don't want to speculate on others with the greatest malice."

"Lie. You didn't speculate on this matter at all. What you thought was that you could catch up with the sect's dinner after buying it quickly and leaving."

"...Shut up."]

The rewind of memories ends.

Nan Fuguang: "..."

This murderous pig man actually cleverly opened the Qiankun bag she gave him and took out the time turner from inside to use it.

"When I found you, you had been chopped to pieces by that thing, bleeding all over the ground, and you were out of breath." The pig butcher explained, "I had no choice but to use one of my tails... But I think you should Don’t mind.”

Nan Fuguang can now be transformed into a book "One Hundred Thousand Whys".

Question marks all over his forehead.

She thought about it and chose the most direct question: "Put this thing in my Qiankun bag. The Qiankun bag has been dripped with blood to identify its owner. It cannot be opened unless the owner activates the blood vessels, even if your hands are stained with the blood of my corpse." , where did you get my blood——”

The butcher took out a white handkerchief stained with blood from his sleeve and waved it in front of her eyes.

Nan Fuguang: "..."

"Next question, pig butcher." Nan Fuguang asked expressionlessly, "Are you trying to trick me?"

"No."

It was that annoying tone again, with a drag at the end, a very innocent tone, and the corners of his lips curled up sincerely.

"Lying people will go to pig hell, and I don't want to go."

(End of chapter)

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