Chapter 287 Joe: "I know a good place"
On the ground.
Due to the appearance of Lao Qiao and Rango, the tension between the human soldiers and the alien prawns, which was originally tense and seemed to be about to erupt in a fierce conflict at the next moment, has quietly eased somewhat.
After all, when the old shrimp man wearing a red coat and looking like the leader of the prawns treated Lao Qiao and the others, his attitude was very low.
No matter how stupid this group of alien refugees are, they still know that this is the old shrimp man reminding them not to go against humans, so they put down the guns they clenched and devoted themselves to the joy that is indispensable every day. During the pleasure ceremony.
They picked up a pile of abandoned car tires one by one and piled them on the ground. Then, they collected dozens of bottles of glue from an unknown corner and poured it on the tires without hesitation.
Subsequently, the flames were ignited, and the tires instantly turned into raging flames. The billowing black smoke was like a raging black dragon, hovering over the camp. The air was filled with a pungent burnt smell. Just one sniff is enough to make you dizzy.
But for these alien prawns, this pungent smell is like a delicacy. They lie down next to the fire, sticking their heads out from time to time, taking a deep breath, and then His body was shaking involuntarily, and his face was filled with satisfaction and intoxication.
Soldiers outside the camp have long been accustomed to this kind of scene.
Human beings may become dependent on alcohol and drugs, but these prawns have an irresistible obsession with the gases produced by burning rubber and glue mixtures.
Once contaminated, you can never get rid of it.
This is why they strictly prohibit these refugees from fleeing here.
Once they step into the city, it's okay if they just steal things, but the scary thing is that they will set fires everywhere, just to find the smoke that makes them intoxicated.
Who else dares to let them out?
"Crazy, what is wrong with sucking, sucking the rubber of a horse"
The soldier captain who had previously confronted the leader of the shrimp men was currently sitting leisurely on a bench outside the camp, with a cigar in his mouth and a look of disdain on the prawns immersed in the "smoke world".
He murmured to himself, wondering what Chief Qiao was talking to the old shrimp man inside, and why he hadn't come out yet.
Just as he was thinking a lot, the ground suddenly shook violently, as if an earthquake was coming. Even the soldiers outside the camp could feel the shock.
Then, the prawns who were sitting around the fire and intoxicated in the smoke were surprised to find that the ground under their feet actually rose into the air, and they and the fire were thrown into the air. Half empty.
Before they could cheer excitedly, the burning tires spread out along with the sand, and the wheels with blazing flames hit them hard.
In an instant, these prawns who were originally intoxicated in the smoke woke up and screamed when they were burned by the fire.
The human soldiers on the ground had no time to care about the tragic experience of these prawns. Their eyes were completely attracted by the scene in the sky.
After all the dirt and debris from above poured down, an aircraft that was as dark as night and shaped like a peregrine falcon suddenly appeared before everyone's eyes.
Its appearance presents a huge triangular outline, which combines strong three-dimensional vision and smooth line beauty. The fuselage is smooth and flawless, with almost no unnecessary bulges except for the slightly angular tail.
Looking up from below, this behemoth is hundreds of meters tall, covering the sky and the sun in the sky, leaving only a huge shadow covering the bottom.
"Waterfa?!"
The captain was shocked and asked in disbelief, "When did these alien bastards hide a B2 bomber in the ground?!"
"It doesn't seem to be B2, sir, it just looks like it. How can B2 be so big?" the soldier on the side responded quickly.
Ordinary B2 bombers are only more than 20 meters long, but the aircraft in front of you is at least 300 meters long. Calling it an aircraft seems a bit narrow, but in fact it is more like a spaceship!
As everyone expected, this aircraft that resembles the B2 is exactly the one that Lange and others found in the old shrimp tunnel. It is the spacecraft that can travel the universe as the key to the space carrier!
At this moment, inside the spacecraft, Lange was holding a shrimp claw and flicking it on the light and shadow projection screen. From time to time, he had a cheerful conversation with Lao Qiao beside him, and the atmosphere was relaxed and happy.
Lango stared at the prawn refugee camp below through the projection, feeling filled with emotion.
This is a commotion. I thought they were here to suppress the unrest, but they didn't do anything. They got a spaceship as soon as they arrived.
Even outside the earth, there is a space carrier waiting for him that can accommodate millions of people.
“Thanks, man~”
Lange turned around and nodded sincerely to the dying old shrimp man Christopher lying behind him.
Christopher seemed to have still not recovered from the previous incident, staring blankly ahead, indifferent to Lango and Lao Qiao's pointing.
Just a few minutes ago, in the tunnel where the spacecraft was secretly hidden, Lango used his shamelessness and verbal threats to seize the ownership of the spacecraft from Christopher and filled the fuel tank with the fuel he had collected over decades. , trying to launch the spacecraft.
After seeing this, the old shrimp man immediately made a few mocking remarks.
Any weapons on their planet, including spaceships, require the DNA of prawns to activate, and it is absolutely impossible for humans on earth to control them.
However, as soon as he said these words, he suddenly felt a lightness in his arm.
When he looked down, the entire arm had been cut off at the root and fell into Lango's hand.
And this guy was very considerate and used thermal vision to iron the prawn's wound. Before the blood could flow out, the wound was ironed together.
Subsequently, Lango successfully passed the DNA test with his arm and launched the entire spacecraft.
“Damn Earthlings.”
Christopher's eyes were filled with resentment as he stared at the backs of the two people in front of him. Not only did these humans treat their group as refugees, but they also deprived them of food and living conditions, ignored their physiological needs, and now they even openly robbed his spaceship.
This was a plan that I had been planning for decades, and it went bankrupt just like that?
“Huh?”
At this time, Lange’s doubtful voice came from the front.
Lango was grabbing the old shrimp man's arm and clicking on an icon on the projection, but the screen showed no response.
"Isn't this a computer crash?" Lao Qiao's eyes widened and he suggested: "There is no place for shooting on this machine. Why don't you try restarting it?"
"No way. , can such a high-tech gadget crash?" Lange scratched his back with his shrimp claws speechlessly.
Fortunately, just when he was full of doubts, the old shrimp man behind him started to show off again.
"That arm has lost its activity, and our planet's system can automatically recognize it." The old shrimp man said arrogantly, "Do you think you humans can steal our planet's weapons so easily? Only our planet Only people can use all the functions of this spaceship."
"Qiao!" He pretended to be polite at first, and then continued in a sincere tone: "We have known each other for more than a day or two. We were friends years ago, weren’t we?”
"Do you still remember? When you four knights came to the camp for the first time, I sent two female tribesmen to entertain Quagma. Pete wanted to eat charcoal-grilled shrimp claws, and I chopped off the arms of dozens of tribesmen. Let him bake it and eat it.”
“I really treat you as friends, believe me, okay?”
The old shrimp even shed tears when he talked about it.
He said affectionately: "I just want to take my people home. We have had enough of the life of refugees."
"You can go to the incubation room in the camp and have a look , our tribe can only rely on dead cattle and sheep to extract nutrient solution to cultivate the next generation. Their bodies are getting thinner and thinner, and some are not even as tall as you humans.”
"Believe me for the last time, Joe. When I return to the mothership, I will never point the weapons on the ship at you humans. I will take my people to other galaxies and find a planet suitable for our survival!" Seeing his sincere look, Lao Qiao couldn't help but sigh and pushed the wheelchair forward.
"Christopher"
Looking down at the old shrimp man lying on the ground, looking at him with tears in his eyes, Joe sighed softly: "I hope you can understand, this It’s not a question of trust.”
"The mothership of your prawn planet is equipped with weapons that far exceed human technology. Even if you personally have no ambition to invade the earth, what about your people? Can you ensure that they don't either? For the safety of mankind, I must transfer this Risks are minimized.”
"But."
"No but!"
Old shrimp man wanted to argue a few words, but was interrupted sharply by Lao Qiao.
Compared to the other three of the Four Horsemen of the Log Cabin, Joe may also have many shortcomings, but his bottom line is far higher than that of Pete, Quagma and others. He always adheres to his professional spirit and is determined to maintain peace and tranquility of mankind.
He looked directly at the old shrimp man with burning eyes, and said solemnly: "Whether it is this spaceship or the mothership in space, from now on, they have nothing to do with you shrimp people. They will be destroyed. Log cabins requisitioned to protect Earth from alien civilizations ”
"As compensation, I will contact the United Nations and reassign you to a more suitable place to live. Stop immersing yourself in those unrealistic fantasies, old friend."
The old shrimp man fell into a trap after hearing this. There was a long silence, and then he said seriously: "Without active DNA, you can't use the weapons of our planet at all. Don't try to win over my people, they only have endless hatred for humans."
"I will handle this myself." Qiao's attitude remained firm.
Seeing this scene, the old shrimp man's eyes showed a trace of frustration. He said softly: "Our family prefers hot environments, where it is best to have pungent smells and rich food sources. Of course, the most important thing is that there can be no humans nearby."
"None of these are Question, I will start choosing a new habitat for you after I go out." Old Qiao smiled and stretched out his hand, looking at Christopher on the ground.
The old shrimp man secretly sighed in his heart. Although he could not achieve his wish, it was not bad to be able to change his tribe to a better place to live.
And when he made his request, he specifically emphasized two points: one is that the food resources are abundant, and the other is that it is far away from humans.
As long as they hide a batch of weapons and give them enough time to develop, it may not take more than a few decades to counterattack humanity and become the new master of this blue planet.
Thinking of this, his mood improved a lot. He raised his hand and held Lao Qiao's outstretched arm.
The next second...
"Crack!"
With a crisp sound, his only remaining arm was torn off by Lao Qiao!
Old Qiao threw the broken arm to Lango behind him, without giving the old shrimp man another look.
While sliding the wheelchair, he said: "Lango, we are pressed for time, use this arm to try other functions of the spacecraft first."
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Soon after, the human soldiers from the outside world witnessed a shocking scene that might be rare to see in their lives.
The front end of the spacecraft that was originally suspended in mid-air suddenly stretched out a row of gun muzzles, and then, countless brilliant purple rays of light shot out from it, like the touch of death, killing the prawns in the refugee camp ahead. Become a living target.
Once hit by these rays, the prawns will be instantly nirvana into a molecular state, as if they had never existed, disappearing into the air between heaven and earth.
Immediately afterwards, another missile-like throwing weapon slowly rose from the mechanical frame below the spacecraft.
Witnessing this scene and thinking of the astonishing power of the beam weapon before, the soldiers on guard at the periphery suddenly woke up. Under the leadership of the captain, they quickly ran into the distance in an attempt to escape from the potential center of the explosion.
But fortunately, this missile-like thing only showed its head, and then retracted.
Not only the soldiers on the ground breathed a sigh of relief, but even the old shrimp man on the spaceship also relaxed his tense body.
At such a close distance, once the missile explodes, not only will the two million tribesmen in the entire camp survive, but even the spacecraft itself will not escape doom.
Lango shrugged boredly and casually threw aside the shrimp clam he had just torn off.
Less than a minute after this arm was separated from the old shrimp man, access was already denied by the spacecraft system. It seems that it is much more difficult to control this spaceship than they imagined.
"How about we cut off the arms of these prawns?" Old Qiao seemed to be talking about a common thing and continued to make his suggestion, "One arm can be used for one minute, but the bottom can be used for nearly a minute. "Two million prawns."
"Well, I'm afraid not." After taking the test for a while, he still shook his head, "Do I have to carry thousands of prawns as backup every time I use the spaceship in the future? This is too troublesome."
As he said this, a flash of thought suddenly flashed in Lango's mind. With a brilliant idea, he turned to look at the old shrimp man with only two legs left and a face full of despair.
After a while, outside a boarded-up room in the camp.
Countless prawns are looking angrily at the prawn embryos that the soldiers took out.
They were furious and wanted to take up arms to resist, but the blasted hills in the distance were like a silent warning, preventing them from taking any rash action. They could only watch helplessly as the human soldiers forcibly took away their newborn cubs.
Rango, who had just made a small nuclear explosion with one finger, proudly showed off to Lao Qiao: "Since we can't control these prawns as adults, we can just grab them from the dolls. Just like the movie " As in "A Clockwork Orange", instill obedience to human values into these little guys every day, and train them into obedient puppets. If that doesn't work, just tie them with chains, so that we can always control the weapons and spaceships. In hand!”
Hearing this, Old Qiao pursed his lips involuntarily, and looked at Lango with eyes full of relief and admiration: "My child, you have finally grown up. I seem to see the shadow of Pete in you."
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Lange was speechless, and then asked curiously: "Then where are you going to arrange them? I have to remind you, these guys are against Human hatred is obvious.”
"Haha, don't worry. Don't they like places with high temperatures, lots of smoke, and far away from humans? I just have a good place for them."
Lao Qiao patted his chest with confidence, his face He showed a smile like a child.
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A few days later.
Old shrimp man Christopher looked around blankly. The temperature here was suffocatingly hot, and the air was filled with a strong smell of sulfur, as if the whole world was enveloped in a huge crater.
On the ground, white smoke curled up from the cracks. Just smelling it made me want to faint.
He vaguely remembered that he had just slept in the camp when he suddenly felt a strong falling feeling. When he opened his eyes again, he was already in this strange place.
Moreover, not only himself, but more than one million of his tribe were also brought here.
However, before the old shrimp man could calm the panic of the Hao people, a huge shadow suddenly shrouded their heads.
The old shrimp man looked up, and then shouted out the only human language he had learned.
"Fake!!!"
A vicious dog with three heads that was as big as a mountain peak was looking at them eagerly!
(End of this chapter)