Lin Feng: "I suddenly remembered something, brothers,
In addition to the little climbers who need to pay attention, the old climbers need to pay even more attention.
It’s not just rich old people who are in danger,
Lao Deng who has no money is even more dangerous.
If you have time in the morning, go to the park and watch. You will definitely meet a bunch of people in their 40s,
Maybe you work in your workplace, but your time is relatively free.
If you have nothing to do, just hang out in the park
As soon as he saw this 40-year-old divorced old lady sitting there by herself, he would go over to talk to you about literature and have a conversation with you.
Let me tell you, this kind of old age is very scary. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Wait a minute, tell me how old the old lady is (confused)."
"40 years old (grin)."
"Hahahaha 40-year-old divorced old lady (covering her face and laughing)."
"I was originally a little girl in her 20s, but suddenly she turned into an old aunt in her 30s. I didn't expect that she turned into an old lady who was almost 40 years old in a few years (crying to death)."
"It's always the group of people who get hurt hahahaha."
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Oh, a slip of the tongue, I meant that Lao Deng specifically picked Sister Park to attack.
In addition to literature, Lao Deng may also play one or two musical instruments,
For example, saxophone, and some flute.
Then when you look at him, you will feel a kind of literary charm.
Just remember, this kind of old age is very scary.
I saw no fewer than five or six old ladies he chatted with in the park,
I see him walking there with a different old lady every day, with his hands behind his back, wearing a woolen suit and a hat,
Then he told the eldest sister about his life experience and pursuit of life, and by the way, he also praised the old lady,
I think you are pretty and have a good temperament. What books do you usually read?
He would also affirm the old lady. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Charming old man hahahaha."
"Wait a minute, understand literature, play one or two musical instruments, be sweet-tongued and praise people. I seem to see my eldest brother when he was old (dog head)."
"Don't say it, you really don't say it (sunglasses)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"I made a slip of the tongue before, but then I turned into an old lady again (grin)."
"In the 1980s, I thought I was a girl, but turned out to be a grandma (laughing and crying)."
"The 40-year-old lady is so angry that my ribs hurt. I have to arrange a CT scan tomorrow (crying)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "No kidding, brothers, you have to be especially careful with this kind of old man. He specializes in hunting in the park,
If you have a mother,
I'm serious,
Dear netizens, if you have a mother, remember not to let your mother wander in the park,
When you meet a man like this, he basically hunts your mother with precision,
Remember, your dad is going to be single.
Why?
As I have been emphasizing just now, your mother and your father lived most of their lives,
Normality definitely takes a lot of romance and energy out of life,
But suddenly a so-called old literary young man appeared,
40 years old,
Open your mouth and shut it Yu Qiuyu,
There are also some philosophy and literature.
What are people living for when they open and close their mouths? That's what living for yourself is like.
Hunt your mother with 100% accuracy,
And when the level of hunting reaches a certain point, when you become dependent on him, he will start to borrow money. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"If you had a mother (dog head)."
"What a niche language this is (grin)."
"Hahaha, don't tell me, my mother is like this. She always says that everyone is better than my father, and she can't get over it (laughing)."
"That aunt is dangerous (sunglasses)."
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Really brothers, I followed him, I listened for a long time,
I feel that this kind of old lady is precisely hunting for this kind of elder sister who is around forty years old.
Because I heard him talking on the phone in the park. He said that my son is now admitted to that school in the United States,
But I have never heard of this school. I guess he is just lying.
Then he told the old lady that his son broke his leg playing football over there, and he wanted to go over and take care of his son and cook some meals for him.
I don't have enough money here, so I need 50,000 yuan to buy air tickets and so on.
That's probably what it means, anyway, it's just borrowing money.
Because for a 40-year-old eldest sister, she will feel that such a boy suddenly appears in her life, like a beam of light appearing in ordinary life.
Don't be fooled then. ”
. . . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Damn it! Tell mom what big brother said."
"What, your dad is going to be single too? (Goutou)"
Ha ha ha ha.
"Really, those who have spare money and time on the street are the targets of such rogue old men. There are also women in their 40s around me who are divorced or whose families are very unsatisfactory. There are always men around me who say that they work in the workplace or do something. In business, the key is that these women still trust each other very much.”
"Last time I met a man in his 40s on the high-speed train. He sat next to me and started video chatting with two or three women in a row. One of them was an anchor. What he said was very literary and philosophical. I felt very happy listening to it. It’s cool, but the key is that people still approve of him (laughing and crying)”
"The damn prince of melancholy is getting old (in tears)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "How did I know?
Because I often go running in the park.
Of course,
I'm really free too.
I just observe these people every day when I have free time.
I feel this kind of old age is very scary.
real.
Because I fantasized about it,
Because I am a person with a flexible mind,
I was thinking at that time, if I were an old lady or that kind of big sister, would I like such a boy?
For example, I take care of my children and my own life every day, and then I have been living the same life with my husband for more than ten years.
Suddenly such a boy appeared. He admired my beauty and admired my beauty.
To evoke the anguish in my heart in the life of daily necessities.
Because most of the old ladies he seduces are not the kind of vulgar and uneducated old ladies,
He is usually the eldest sister who works in this kind of unit.
That is to say, we still had some knowledge and culture in the past, but because in our long-term life, it is impossible for us to talk about literature with our husbands or our children,
This time he came.
When I thought about it at the time, I guess I couldn’t do it either, and I would have to be fooled too.
So looking back, it was terrifying. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Because I am really idle (dog head)."
"Brother, if it doesn't work, go to the factory (sunglasses)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"He came at this time... Hahaha, it made me laugh for no reason."
"He's coming, he's coming, he's coming with a routine (face covering)."
"Come on, I might recommend him an anti-hair loss shampoo."
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Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Don't say you are a beauty control, Lao Deng is quite handsome,
Even for an old man of his age, he still maintains a good figure. He is not very fat, and he doesn't have a beer belly.
Keep yourself clean and tidy.
Anyway, he's not as ugly as you think. He's not that greasy uncle.
I said he has a literary and artistic atmosphere about him.
Maybe one or two musical instruments,
Because I saw him playing the saxophone in front of an old lady.
He once said hello to me,
Because I have been squatting nearby for a while, eavesdropping,
He asked me, why doesn’t the young man go to work?
Then he chatted with me for a while, and I chatted with him for a while. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"He is really free and can observe for so long (laughing to death)."
"Hahahaha, and I'm also very nosy. I squatted nearby and kept eavesdropping."
"Brother, the dog's broken appearance, hahaha, is so graphic." Hahahaha.
"No, Lao Deng still has good looks. Why do I hear this is what my eldest brother will look like when he gets older (face covering)."
"The reason for co-authoring is not to listen to gossip, but to steal others in advance."
The case was solved.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Don't talk nonsense on the barrage,
Why do I say this kind of person is scary?
Right here.
Because while he was chatting with me, he told me about when he was demobilized and how he was doing.
If what he tells is true, that's fine.
But the experiences he told other old ladies seemed to sound different to the experiences he told me.
Because what he tells everyone is different. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage
"Holy shit! It's so scary, it's different from what everyone said (shocked)."
"This is a good reminder (thumbs up)."
"I remember, I will not be deceived when I am old (bixin)."
"Should I say it or not, my eldest brother is doing a pretty good job."
Oriole?
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "So if you have a mother, protect your mother and try not to let your father become a single father."
Okay,
Next one.
Ding~
"Oh, I finally waited until I almost fell asleep."
It's a girl.
"Hello, brother, I would like to ask about the work of the Water Director."
Lin Feng patted Yu Huanshui: "Come on, Mr. Shui."
Yu Huanshui: "Say it, sister, I'm listening."
Woman: "I have two questions. The first is because my city is a sixth-tier city, and then in our home..."
Wait,
Yu Huanshui interrupted: "Where did the sixth-tier cities come from? Who approved the sixth-tier cities for you?"
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Who approved the sixth-tier cities for you hahahaha."
"This sister is also awesome. The lowest level in Longguo is the fifth level. She is the sixth level (laughing to death)."
“But we really can’t even get into the fifth line (crying).”
"There are indeed many people below the fifth line, but they are not divided."
"Trivia: The lower the ranking, the better the environment and the more beautiful the scenery (dog head)."
"That's true."
. . . . . . .
Woman: "Haha, that's what I meant. We are from a small city, and my husband and father-in-law are both pregnant.
The current situation is that my baby will go to school next year, and then my family wants me to stop doing my current job.
Arrange for me to go to work at zf.
But it’s a contract work, so I’m thinking of doing some side business,
I don't know what I should do as a side job now, so I just want Mr. Shui to give me some advice. ”
Yu Huanshui frowned and said: "Sister, your contract work is quite tiring in itself. You work all day long and into the evening. Now that your children are young, you don't have time to do a side job."
The woman smiled and said: "I'm not tired, I'm basically just going to check in in the morning, show my face, have lunch and then go home."
Hey, hey, this is not right!
Yu Huanshui hurriedly said quietly to the other party: "Sister, do you want your father-in-law to go in, or do you want your husband to go in?
They will arrange a contract for you,
You check in, have a meal, and go home at noon?
What level is your father-in-law? ”
. . . . .
On the barrage
"Hey, this is wrong. Hurry up and turn off the other party's mic. Hahahaha."
"No, what do you mean? I don't understand (confused)."
"Contract G is the motivation for bargaining, you understand?"
"Contract G is doing your chores. The things you see on the window are all done by Contract G. It's very tiring."
"I just punched in and went back. What level is your father-in-law? Hahahaha."
"Mr. Shui was scared (laughed to death)."
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . . .
Yu Huanshui looked at Lin Feng nervously. Lin Feng picked up the mouse and clicked on the other person's profile picture, and then twitched the corner of his eye: "Old sister,
Li Smelly,
You are not even fucking anonymous! !
What do you mean?
Are you here to take a statement?
Don't do it like this,
My fucking room is gone. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Li Smelly hahahaha now the whole internet knows about it."
"I'm here to take a confession... Tianniang made me laugh so hard, hahaha."
"Brothers, just move your fingers and report it (dog head)."
"No, wait a minute, big brother's room is gone (laughing and crying)."
"Ah, yes, brothers, don't be impulsive. Wait until the wheat is down before reporting."
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Sister, there are no secrets on the Internet. There are 160,000 people in my room now. If this is exposed, Li Shouxiang, will you quit?
Tell me you drank too much. ”
After turning on mute, the woman over there was also anxious: "Well... what should I do? Let me reconnect."
Lin Feng's mouth twitched. He didn't even run away, but he still wanted to continue?
He waved his hands helplessly and said: "Forget it, there's no need to reconnect. Mr. Shui just said it's very tiring."
ah?
The woman was stunned for a while, then she came to her senses and hurriedly said: "Ah, yes, yes, the contract is very tiring."
Lin Feng: "I didn't wake up just now. I said the wrong thing."
Woman: "Yeah, yeah, fell asleep."
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Yeah, yeah, fell asleep (dog head)."
"Brother is heartbroken, hahahaha."
"I'm mainly afraid that the room will be gone (laughing to death)."
“This sister hasn’t set up her account to be private yet, so I’m convinced.”
“It’s useless, the homepage has already received over 50,000 visitors (sunglasses).”
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . . .
The microphone was handed back to Yu Huanshui, and Lin Feng whispered: "Steady, my brother, if it doesn't work, just kick him out."
Yu Huanshui wiped away the cold sweat and nodded.
Woman: “Then I won’t do a side job. I want to start my own business. So what should I do?
Yu Huanshui grinned and said: "Stop it, little sister, listen to me tell you, for example... Oops, I can't tell you if you don't remain anonymous."
Woman: "Then I'll turn off and reconnect."
Yu Huanshui hurriedly said: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, don't get involved. This is our fate. We don't even know each other after we get off the wheat. There won't be a second time, okay?
If you are like this, listen to me, but inside your body you just @#%*&%...Ah, I’m done. ”
woman:. . .
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
? ? ?
"What did he say?"
"Encrypted (dog head)."
“Hahahaha, I’ve done all the Martian writing.”
"Shuizong 666."
"Tian Nai, Brother Shui is so cute (crying with laughter)."
"Let a Martian translate it."
Hahahahaha. (End of chapter)