Chapter 405 Is Lao Maozi really going to send troops to Syria?
Throughout the ages.
There is no shortage of beauties in Dongda.
Whether it is Xi Shi or Wang Zhaojun, who has the appearance of a sunken fish or a wild goose, or Diao Chan, who has the appearance of a flower shy of the moon, or Concubine Yang.
Their beauty can even leave a name in history.
It is enough to prove that the ancient people of Dongda pursued and admired "beauty".
Moreover, Eastern beauties seem to have a fresh and refined temperament in their bones, and their definition of beauty is also different from other regions on the earth.
Dongda’s definition of beauty is generally round and round, with bright eyes and white teeth, hands like catkins, and skin like gelatin
To describe him in vernacular, he has an oval face, big eyes, fair skin, and a good figure.
But since modern times.
Due to the strong impact of Western culture, the public's aesthetics has also undergone considerable changes.
Westerners inherit and are greatly influenced by ancient Greek civilization, so they prefer a three-dimensional aesthetic.
Therefore, in the eyes of Westerners, slender red phoenix eyes, plump thick lips, and wide cheeks are the true oriental beauties.
Because Westerners have the right to speak.
Therefore, their ‘aesthetic’ has become the ‘aesthetic’ of most people around the world.
From the last century to the beginning of this century.
Most countries, including Tokyo University, have accepted this type of aesthetic concept.
As a result, many film and television stars are indescribably good-looking, but because they conform to Western 'aesthetic concepts', they are touted as great beauties.
For example, Sing Tao star Mo X Wei.
Does anyone really think Mo X Wei is beautiful?
Really!
And it’s also called beautiful—skinny!
By the beginning of this century.
Due to the "invasion" of the Korean wave, Dongda's public aesthetics has once again been led astray.
Especially young people are influenced by Korean dramas and k-pop (Korean pop music).
Aesthetics have been greatly distorted.
What is the current aesthetic situation in the Nanbang entertainment industry?
Men are feminine and women have plastic surgery.
And they all like to rub edges and miss spots.
Use soft porn to attract attention.
What is even more difficult is that with the launch of variety shows such as Super Girl.
For a while, androgynous beauty became popular in Tokyo University.
What is neutral beauty?
To put it harshly, it means that men are not men and women are not women.
The typical representative is ‘Brother Chun’, the leader of the Eternal Life Sect.
After the rise of short videos, public aesthetics changed again.
‘Internet celebrity face’ has become popular.
What is ‘Internet celebrity face’?
It's an awl face.
The face is tapered, with a sharp chin.
However, regardless of the earth-shaking changes in public aesthetics, Jiang Chen's definition of 'beauty' remains the same.
He is a very traditional person.
So the definition of ‘beauty’ also follows tradition.
In his heart.
Pearls, roundness and jade are the real ‘beauty’.
Therefore, Fu Shiyu, who has an oval face, peach blossom eyes, snow-white skin and long legs, is in line with his aesthetics.
Jiang Chen always felt that.
If Fu Shiyu changed into Hanfu.
The appearance should be better.
Because her appearance is very similar to the king of the daughter country in the 1982 version of "Journey to the West".
It would be an exaggeration to say that she is "beautiful to the country" and "beautiful and fragrant", but it is not inappropriate to describe her as "beautiful and beautiful" or "the flower is ashamed of the moon".
pity!
In 4102, Hanfu had not yet become popular.
Even if Hanfu is popular.
With Fu Shiyu's temperament, she probably wouldn't be able to wear it either.
Think of this.
Jiang Chen showed a trace of regret on his face.
Alas~~~
What a pity!
"What are you sighing for?" Fu Shiyu caught a glimpse of Jiang Chen sighing, and immediately crossed his arms, looked at Jiang Chen and asked, "Are you delayed to peek at the beautiful woman?"
"Hmph."
“I said that it’s not my cup of tea, and I also said that I like beautiful and beautiful people.”
“But I’m probably already scratching my head.”
"It's okay, I won't stop you, just go and strike up a conversation with someone. I happened to find that Russian beauty peeking at you from time to time."
"If you go to strike up a conversation, you will definitely be hooked and become an adulterer."
Jiang Chen was speechless.
Girl.
I just sighed.
Why is it so dirty in your mouth?
Hooking up into adultery?
I also committed adultery.
"Shishi, you misunderstood." At this time, Wang Wenxuan, who had been silent until now, suddenly came to help.
Fu Shiyu glanced at him and said, "What did I misunderstand?"
"Xiao Chengzi said he likes beauties with oriental characteristics. He really didn't lie to you. I can prove for him that what he said is true." Wang Wenxuan said seriously.
Jiang Chen immediately cast a grateful look at him.
Good buddies for life!
"Hmph." Fu Shiyu snorted coldly, with a look of disbelief on his face, "You two are working together, of course you have to speak for him."
"I have evidence." Wang Wenxuan patted his chest.
This time.
It’s not just Fu Shiyu.
Even Jiang Chen and Jiang Yunpeng were interested.
Aesthetics is metaphysics.
Where is the evidence?
So Fu Shiyu glanced at him in disbelief and said, "Oh, then just show me your evidence. I would like to know what evidence you can come up with."
Wang Wenxuan didn't answer either.
Instead, he took out his phone directly.
Open the photo album.
He clicked on a photo and handed it to Fu Shiyu, "Here, this is the evidence."
Fu Shiyu's face was full of doubts, but she still took the mobile phone handed over by Wang Wenxuan.
When she saw the photo on the phone screen, her smile froze instantly.
Jiang Chen saw this.
He also hurried over.
When he saw the photo on the phone screen, he was stunned.
Because this photo turned out to be a photo of him, Wang Wenxuan and Xie Shiying.
Wang Wenxuan also thoughtfully magnified Xie Shiying.
Then he pointed at the photo and said plausibly, "You should know her, don't you think she also has a oval face, ponytail, big eyes and white skin, does she look like Cong Shan, the heroine of the movie "Wrangler"?"
"Cong Shan is also a typical oriental beauty."
"There is also this one. You should also know her. She is the sophomore sister Jiang Xueyan who had a close relationship with Xiao Chengzi last semester. She is also dignified and graceful."
"This is Fang Yihan's sister, Fang Yihan. You've seen her before. Does she also have an oval face?"
"Plus you."
"Although all the beauties who have a close relationship with Little Chengzi have different looks, they all have similarities."
"I didn't lie."
"I really have evidence to prove this guy's aesthetics."
"If he likes that." Wang Wenxuan pursed his lips towards Natasha who was diagonally opposite him, and continued, "How can he be entangled with you all the time?"
Fu Shiyu's face had already darkened.
He looked at Jiang Chen with an unkind expression.
Jiang Chen's face was full of innocence.
He spread his hands and said helplessly, "Do you believe him or me."
"I don't believe either of you. None of your men are good." Fu Shiyu stood up with a dark face, glared at Jiang Chen again, and walked out of the private room without saying a word.
"Library~Library~Library"
Wang Wenxuan covered his mouth with a look of gloating on his face.
Jiang Chen kicked him over and cursed, "It's all your fault." "Why don't you know what's good and what's wrong? I proved your innocence. Not only are you not grateful, but you blame me?" Wang Wenxuan's words are convincing.
"Go away!" Jiang Chen's face was full of black lines, "Don't think that I don't know, you just watch the fun and don't think it's a big deal."
Wang Wenxuan shrugged.
Then he said, "Everyone is gone, why don't you chase after them?"
"Fuck you." Jiang Chen took a big sip of tea with a depressed look on his face, and then said, "If you catch me, the yellow mud will really fall into your crotch. If you don't fly, you will fly."
In the private room.
Everyone else looked at Jiang Chen with confused faces.
Except for Jiang Yunpeng who is closest to Jiang Chen.
No one else knew what was going on.
They only knew that beautiful Fu, who had a smile in her eyes just now, suddenly left silently.
But why would you leave without saying hello?
They were also puzzled.
Jiang Yunpeng was a little confused when he saw everyone.
He quickly smoothed things over and said, "It's okay, it's okay. That classmate suddenly has something urgent to deal with. Let's continue chatting."
Wait for others to look back.
Jiang Yunpeng gave a thumbs up to Jiang Chen and said, "6, I didn't expect that your kid is not only a good flyer, but also a master of time management."
"But if there are too many boats, it will be easy to split."
"You have a bright future. If you stumble in love, it will be very detrimental to your future development."
These words were spoken from the bottom of my heart.
So Jiang Chen also replied seriously, "Don't listen to Wang Wenxuan's nonsense, I don't have any emotional problems. I did have a childhood sweetheart in high school, but the layer of window paper has never been pierced."
"Fu Shiyu may have a certain fondness for me, but my definition of her is a comrade + a good friend, and she will not cross the line."
"As for the other two, it's even more nonsense."
Jiang Yunpeng did not delve into whether his words were true or false.
He just smiled and said, "As long as you have an idea."
Jiang Chen rubbed his temples with some distress.
Turn around.
I saw Wang Wenxuan again, his face full of gloating.
He was so angry that he kicked him again, "Will you die if you don't stir up trouble?"
"They say that you and I are not provoking trouble, but to prove your aesthetics." Wang Wenxuan said, "I feel wronged." "I didn't expect that your good intentions are regarded as the liver and lungs of a donkey, and that a dog bites Lu Dongbin, and you don't know a good heart."
"Go away, you are the dog."
One thing to say.
Lao Maozi's drinking capacity is really not limited.
They first drank a bottle of Erguotou alone in the private room on the second floor.
While waiting for dinner.
I drank another bottle of wine in the cafeteria on the first floor.
I drank two kilograms of white wine in just a few hours.
After drinking, I just felt tongue-tied and unsteady on my feet.
The point is.
None of them are old drunkards.
But students in their twenties.
You're only in your twenties and you're so good at drinking.
By the time you are thirty or forty years old, you can drink three or four kilograms of liquor by yourself, which is more than enough.
Even Natasha drinks well.
Although she didn't finish two bottles of white wine, she drank a lot.
But I don’t know if she doesn’t speak Chinese or is more introverted.
Most of the time she said nothing, and the few words she did occasionally spoke were in Russian.
At seven or eight o'clock in the evening.
It was already dark.
The entrance to the guest house.
Ivanov, who was as hairy and as strong as a bear, almost put his entire weight on Jiang Yunpeng.
He said vaguely, "Jiang, Erguotou is strong enough."
“Hiccup~~~”
"I think vodka is already the most powerful alcohol in the world, and Erguotou is even more powerful than vodka."
"I~~I~~~ am going to Syria to fight ISIS. Let's go. How about you give me a few more bottles of Erguotou when I leave?"
"Drink the strongest wine, fly the coolest planes, and kill the baddest people."
"I~~~my life is complete."
"So, playing with you in a friendly match is meaningless. I, I'm going to fight the terrorists~~~"
"Da da da~~ da da da, go to hell."
His mouth is like a machine gun spout.
Jiang Yunpeng sprayed all over his face.
"Uu~~la."
Ivanov raised the bottle of wine in his hand and suddenly raised his head and shouted loudly.
The other three old men seemed to have heard the call.
I also imitated him and held up the wine bottle in my hand, shouting, "Uh-huh."
Several people cried and howled.
Ivanov breathed alcohol at Jiang Yunpeng again and said, "You and Dongda Tai are too reserved and too weak. You don't even dare to beat up Japanese people. So, why do you have so many fancy and fancy weapons?" ”
"You, your air defense identification zone is a joke."
"Whether it's a Yankee, a Japanese, or a stickman, none of them take it seriously."
"You have to be ruthless, otherwise no one will be afraid of you."
"But, but that guy some time ago was, he was a hero. He actually scared Americans to tears. It was so cool."
"Beautiful, Americans also have a day that is embarrassing to the whole world."
"So, you should learn more from him, Americans will be afraid of you."
I heard him belittling the Dongda Air Force.
Several people present were a little angry.
But before they could say anything.
Natasha, who had been silent until now, suddenly came over.
He pulled Ivanov off Jiang Yunpeng with one hand, and then apologized to Jiang Yunpeng, "Jiang, he drank too much and talked nonsense. I apologize to you on his behalf."
Finished.
He carried Ivanov and walked to the guest house.
Several other old men also stumbled into the guest house.
Wait until these old guys leave.
Jiang Yunpeng spat, "Bah, you bitch, you dare to say that I'm too weak. I'll settle the score with him tomorrow when he wakes up."
Then he asked with some surprise, "Did Ivanov just say that he was going to fight Sylyya?"
Jiang Chen nodded.
Did say it.
As the saying goes, drink and tell the truth.
Although Ivanov was as drunk as a dead dog.
But that doesn't mean what he said was nonsense.
Is Russia really going to send troops to Syria?
I remember that Russia will send troops to Syria in September next year?
But listen to Ivanov.
After they returned from Dongda, they were going to Syria.
Did I remember it wrong?
Or has history shifted?
Jiang Chen was puzzled.
But since I can’t figure it out, I won’t think about it.
Anyway, Russia's sending troops to Syria has nothing to do with him.
No matter how envious and jealous I am, I can't act as a mercenary for Lao Maozi.
well!
This old man is about to experience the tempering and baptism of war.
And myself.
Just flying a plane to scare Americans will lead to a sentence of imprisonment.
People compare to people.
So angry!
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ps: I have been in a bad state these past two days. I don’t know what happened, and my writing is not satisfactory. I will update 4,000 words today, and I will make up for it tomorrow after I adjust my state.
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