Chapter 4 God of Speed: I’ll help you pick up Zhu Zhuqing!
["God of Speed": I hope you can lure Zhu Zhuqing away so that she will not be with that heartless man Dai Mubai! 】
First Hong: "."
Clam?
This requirement.
Are you sure?
‘Can I ask, why? ’ Yi Hong tentatively said: ‘And now that you have martial soul resonance with Dai Mubai, you should be your first choice, right? ’
["God of Speed": Although the family scandal cannot be made public, we are the only ones here, so let me tell you. 】
["God of Speed": That guy Dai Mubai, after he became a god, he just hooked up with goddesses everywhere, but his descendants were trained like dogs by that guy Tang San, and he still said that Tang San was doing it for his own good? ! 】
["God of Speed": Changes people's fate and loses father's love since childhood. The mother also wants to die from exhaustion in order to control the other person's life. Even my girlfriend arranges for her own daughter.】
["God of Speed": One of them is not a man, the other is a real villain! 】
["God of Speed": None of them are good! 】
["God of Speed": The more you talk, the more angry you become. Find an opportunity to beat them up! 】
If you say that, I understand.
This "descendant" should be Huo Yuhao.
First Hong glanced at Dai Mubai's back.
I didn’t expect that you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would also be a bitch after becoming a god?
["God of Speed": Martial soul resonance is easy to solve. I will reward the Netherworld White Tiger directly as a god-given martial soul. 】
["God of Speed": I took a look just now. You have already obtained three god-given martial souls. With my level directly above level 40, you are strong enough to conquer me in the past. 】
["God of Speed": In addition, I will give you the place for the God of Speed test. If you use the test as bait, I will definitely be tempted in the past. 】
["God of Speed": In this way, I can completely conquer my past self physically and mentally. 】
First Hong pursed his lips.
Ah
Zhu Zhuqing ten thousand years later, invested his money and efforts to guide himself, and met the current Zhu Zhuqing.
It's very abstract.
‘Aren’t you worried that I am also a playboy? ’ Yihong said sincerely: ‘To be honest, I have the powerful tool of a live broadcast room, so it is difficult to guarantee monogamy. ’
["God of Speed": But at least you have kept yourself clean and haven't played around outside. You are much better than Dai Mubai who has been hugging you for a long time! 】
First Hong: "."
I don’t know for a moment whether you are complimenting someone or scolding someone.
But anyway.
No man or boy can refuse a kitten with a curved front and a curved back.
‘Okay, I agree. ’
[The user "God of Speed" gave a gift: "God-given Martial Spirit - Netherworld White Tiger" × 1]
【."God-given Soul Ring"×9】
【."The Divine Examination Map"×1】
【."Divine Test Token"×1】
【."Analysis of Zhu Zhuqing's preferences"×1】
["God of Speed": I'm optimistic about you, come on! 】
["God of Speed": I won't be too impatient for the time being. During the next assessment, I will take the initiative to challenge Dai Mubai to a duel and beat him up! 】
[The user "God of Speed" gave a gift: "Low-level artifact·Space Ring" × 1]
["God of Speed": This is the reward. 】
Dazzling reward special effects.
Ling Yihong couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud.
Rich woman!
Even a goddess will make impulsive purchases and reward male anchors like crazy.
"Please laugh softly."
A resentful voice said——
"I don't want to be so obscene, but what can I do if the soul curse is like this?"
Follow the sound.
Sausage trolley, Oscar the Unshaven.
The plot ends here.
As a foodie, I am not afraid of stinky tofu, eggs, and bamboo shoot jelly.
Can I be afraid of your soul curse?
He reached out for a bunch of sausages and bit into the springy casings, his mouth full of fragrance.
Swallow.
A warmth spread from the stomach, which was very comfortable.
The first Hong Chong Oscar gave a thumbs up.
"Such a delicious sausage, give me one every day from now on."
Everyone at the scene was shocked.
So brave?
Only Oscar was moved to tears, and he hugged the No. 1 player’s thigh with a sliding shovel.
He quickly dodged it.
"You two grown men, don't do this!" Yihong said in disgust.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
First Hong didn’t think there was anything wrong with charging.
This is the first time we've met each other, why should I let you have sex for nothing?
——Except the two God Kings of Destruction. But.
He took out his gold card and shrugged helplessly.
"I don't have any change. Can you change it?"
Oscar↓
Σ(っ￥o￥)っ
As expected of Flanders's adopted son, his greed for money is unmistakable.
But then Oscar showed a bitter look on his face.
"If it's 1 gold soul coin, it's okay, but you really can't find this gold card."
"Then let's pay for it first."
First Hong put away the gold card.
This is not because he wants to have sex for free, but because you don’t have the strength.
Oscar was about to cry.
The money is obviously there, but I can't get it.
It hurts!
"Eh-" Ning Rongrong said disgustedly: "It's just this thing, and you still sell it for money? You won't even eat it if you give it to me!"
Oscar's expression paused and he looked at Ning Rongrong displeased.
Even though she is a little beauty, it is still difficult for people to like her with such a poisonous mouth.
"That's wrong."
First Hong interrupted——
"This sausage should be his soul skill. It can heal injuries and restore soul power. It also tastes great."
"In comparison, it's just a soul curse. What impact does it have?"
"If the chef isn't handsome, the food he cooks will be terrible?"
Ning Rongrong was speechless for a moment.
However, there is still a "deal" that has not been completed with Yihong.
Don't get angry directly.
He could only stamp his feet and glare at Oscar fiercely.
"It's all your fault, uncle!"
"snort!"
Trotted away.
Oscar looked at the first hero in confusion.
"No, is this woman sick?"
"Why did she scold me when I didn't even say a word to her?"
First Hong shrugged and spread his hands, who knows.
He picked up another bunch of sausages and ate them with relish.
["God of Speed": Xiao Ao and Rongrong look disgusted with each other now, I'm afraid it will be difficult for them to be together in the future]
["God of Speed": Did you, boy, also fall in love with Rongrong and deliberately provoke him? 】
This time it was the first one's turn to be deceived.
‘Isn’t this Ning Rongrong, who is arrogant and domineering, and gets carried away at a moment’s notice? ’
‘Why did I do it on purpose? ’
‘This sausage is indeed delicious, am I wrong to protect you? ’
‘You are slandering! ’
["God of Speed": Okay, okay, I'm sensitive. 】
["God of Speed": Anyway, they have been separated for almost 3,000 years after they entered the divine world, so it looks like they are going to blow it. 】
["God of Speed": Some time ago, Tang San took Rongrong to torture my offspring, without showing any sisterhood! 】
["God of Speed": Can you give Tang San a good beating by the way? 】
‘The big boss has made conditions, and of course he has to try his best to satisfy them. ’
‘Just wait and see what happens. ’
First Hong held his stomach.
"I have an urgent need to pee. Where is the toilet?"
"Xiao Ao, take him with you." Dai Mubai said, "The first one will be exempted from the test. It's okay to come later."
"Okay, Boss Dai." Oscar said cheerfully: "My name is Oscar, and I am also a student of Shrek. You can just call me senior."
"Okay Xiao Ao." First Hong said with a smile: "Where is the toilet? I'm a little anxious."
"Hey!"
Oscar smiled and pointed at the first person, not caring about the title.
He left the team with Yihong and came to a thatched house.
Not to mention the dry toilets commonly used in rural areas, there are even a few pigs waiting eagerly for the first feed.
Tsk!
First Hong opened the [Live Broadcast Room Warehouse] and connected the dots for a while.
It’s harvest time!
(End of this chapter)