Lu Xiaofeng was already walking very fast, but there was someone faster than him. That person was none other than the other protagonist of the Pei Pi literature, the sixth brother from Hua Man Lou.
The Sixth Child of the Hua Family obviously could not appreciate the story as well as Hua Manlou. He happened to pass by the tea shop and stopped to listen. He was immediately so angry that he did not even ask who the storyteller was. He was sent to grab him by the collar and punch him in the face three times. So he beat him up, and cursed at the same time: "I told you to talk nonsense, I told you to talk nonsense!"
His face was almost as red as pig liver, and his fists fell like raindrops, beating the storyteller boy so hard that he screamed. After shouting, Huamanlou heard something was wrong downstairs and hurriedly came down and pulled Brother Six away.
After talking about the whole story, in fact, there is no need to tell Huamanlou. The young man rubbed his face and started to introduce himself to his family, with a smile on his delicate face: "You must Is he Hua Gongzi’s brother? Oh, I’m really sorry. The villain is also following orders. If you are too angry, don’t take it out on the villain. You can go and beat up our village owner!” It’s not dough! It’s not something he can squeeze if he wants to!”
Hua Liutong had important things to attend to, so he stopped by to see his younger brother. He stopped doing business and his younger brother stopped looking, and headed straight for Wanmei Villa with his troops!
Huamanlou stopped me, but she said nothing and had no choice but to go along.
This journey is hundreds of miles long, and even if you drive fast, you have to travel for several days. Hua Liutong has not been idle these days. He is self-aware when it comes to martial arts. He can't beat ten of them together. Ximen Chuixue could not let him swallow this breath, but he absolutely couldn't, so he decided to treat others in the same way as others!
Are you looking for someone to tell stories? Then I'll ask someone to sing! If you write it alone, then I will ask a hundred gentlemen to write it. Not only will it be composed into a piece of music, but I will also have to find people to perform it on tour in various brothels and houses, and it will also be printed into a book and distributed nationwide!
As for the content of the song, if Ximen Chuixue’s skin-changing literature is 70% plot mixed with 30% porn, achieving a very scary effect, then the song Hua Liugong asked someone to write, that is The color of the article, without a trace of plot, just get started!
The protagonist is of course Ximen Chuixue himself. As for the supporting characters, I can't be polite at all. There are all kinds of traffickers and lackeys, beggars and celebrities, rich businessmen and wealthy businessmen. There are even some creatively written humans and beasts. The main character is a disgusting one.
【"The moon is high in the sky and it is silent, and strange noises in the deep alleys disturb the people walking. I only thought it was the raccoon slaves on the spring night who came to enjoy themselves, but I didn't expect it to be the sword god in white, Chuixue, turned into a butterfly, and the beggar
One. One slender waist swayed tightly, one frowned, but he showed mercy at first sight..."]
This is a relatively elegant and subtle joke, but more of it is like peony dripping dew and chanting. Combinations like Lang are yellow and rough.
As the saying goes, money can make the devil push the devil, and Mr. Hua Liu is unambiguous in this regard. Ximen Chuixue's average output of more than 10,000 words a day is scary enough, but Mr. Hua Liu spent a lot of money to snare a hundred Several music writers started working at the same time, and it took only three days to create more than 300 short songs, both long and short, at various times, in various places, and in various postures.
Accompanying them were the top singing prostitutes from the major brothels along the way. They all held pipa, sheng and Xiao as they walked and sang, creating a sensation.
This was not enough, Mr. Hua Liu generously compiled these more than 300 little yellow songs into a volume, and gave it a unique name, "Sword Chaosing the World". It was sent to bookstores, and tens of thousands of copies were printed and given away for free. The focus of the distribution was on those who were in the world, especially the young men who used swords. Everyone must have a copy, and no one should be missing!
Hua Manlou just watched his brother act all the way. He said what he should say and persuaded, and did not stop him. When the two of them arrived at the foot of Wanmei Villa, I happened to bump into Lu Xiaofeng, who was belatedly arriving.
Lu Xiaofeng was holding the little yellow song in her hand, with a complicated look on her face.
He really didn't want to see his two friends spattered with blood for this reason. He could guarantee that with Ximen Chuixue's temper, if he knew about this, he would probably draw his sword and kill someone. .
If this conflict could be avoided, Lu Xiaofeng would rather be the protagonist in these pornographic songs.
“He goes out four times a year at most, and he probably won’t go out this year. I just hope he never knows about these things.” Lu Xiaofeng said sadly.
Master Hua Liu smiled faintly: "I want him to know! He was the one who provoked me first. The one who teased me first is a bitch. He doesn't take any responsibility for this matter. I don't see how he has the nerve to draw his sword!"
......
The music at the foot of the mountain was faintly transmitted into the manor, and "Sword Chaos the World" was being read page by page by Ximen Chuixue in his hand.
His expression remained unchanged from beginning to end.
Shi Guanyin couldn't help it. She laughed so hard when she talked about this incident. After finally laughing enough, this female devil who roamed the desert showed a narrow-minded expression for the first time: "This kind of revenge. I'm afraid only people like you can figure it out. What are you going to do now? Should you continue writing? Or... let me help you kill them? "
"No need." Ximen Chuixue threw away "Jian Chao Tian Xia" and wiped his hands with a handkerchief: "It's just a book, the crime will not lead to death."
"You can do it. Forget it?"
Ximen Chuixue said coldly, "I just hope he never stops."
The performance at the foot of the mountain lasted for a whole day. Lu Xiaofeng originally thought that Ximen Chuixue would raise his sword and kill people when he heard the first line of the lyrics, but Ximen Chuixue didn't show up until the geishas finished their work. Could it be that they were too far away and he couldn't hear it? not see? Or is he not at home?
Lu Xiaofeng decided to go in and take a look. He climbed over the wall instead of the main entrance.
What he saw and heard inside shocked him extremely.
The house where Ximen Chuixue lived collapsed!
Ximen Chuixue is talking to the air!
Ximen Chuixue has "Sword Chaos the World" at hand!
These were just general shocks. What surprised Lu Xiaofeng the most was that there was a woman next to Ximen Chuixue! Moreover, she is a very enchanting and wanton woman. Listening to the music coming from the foot of the mountain, she actually sang along and laughed while singing.
The two people were sitting in a pavilion, and they seemed to be very familiar with each other.
Lu Xiaofeng walked over bravely. When the beautiful woman saw him coming, her smile deepened. Ximen Chuixue did not smile, nor did she blame him for intruding on his own. She only said: " Sit down."
Lu Xiaofeng sat over and the first thing he said was to Shi Guanyin.
"Do you know me?" Shi Guanyin smiled and said to Ximen Chuixue: "You didn't tell him about the game?"
Ximen Chuixue said: "No."
< br>Shi Guanyin said: "No wonder, you haven't even figured out the existence of the game yet, how can you explain it to others?"
Lu Xiaofeng asked curiously: "Game? What game?"
Shi Guanyin said: "Infinite Secret Room Game, a wonderful and terrifying game."
Lu Xiaofeng's eyebrows sank: "Did you know each other in this game?" Thinking of the changes in Ximen Chuixue that night in Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion , his heart was raised: "Is it true that no matter how long you stay in the game? "It only took a moment when he came out?"
Shi Guanyin said: "As expected of the person who was assigned to the detective level, he is really smart. I would never tell such a sensational thing. No one would believe that you could guess it."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled, feeling still in her heart. He was very excited and said to Ximen Chuixue: "Although it is bizarre, it is indeed the only reasonable explanation for these abnormal events. Therefore, the three questions you asked Hua Manlou, are you saying that there is indeed another me in this world? There is also another Huamanlou, and the other Huamanlou will definitely offend you severely in the game, otherwise Then you will never use this method to retaliate against him!"
He smiled and shook his head: "That kind of story is really not something you can write. It was actually written by Hua Manlou, right? Is it because you are the one who is in love with your brother in the story, so you want to take revenge?”
Ximen Chuixue smiled. Although Lu Xiaofeng had known Ximen Chuixue for many years, she had never seen him smile like this.
Shi Guanyin said: "Why do you think he is the protagonist? You and Hua Manlou are good friends. Why do you think he can let you go even though he has written about Ximen Chuixue?"
"You mean..."
"The protagonist of the story is of course you, you are writing in Huamanloubi She has turned into a beautiful and charming girl. He wrote 600,000 words for you. In the story, you were pregnant three times, and the father of one of the children was Ximen Chuixue. As for those two, not even you yourself Know who their father is."
Lu Xiaofeng fell into a trance and stayed in it for a long time.
"Then..." After coming back to his senses, Lu Xiaofeng pointed to the book "Sword Chaos in the World" on the stone table: "How do you plan to deal with it?"
Ximen Chuixue said: "Why do you want me to deal with it? "
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Don't you care? "
If he didn't care, how could he take revenge?
It wasn’t until three days later that Lu Xiaofeng understood why Ximen Chuixue acted so calmly.
Three days later, a group of police officers broke into the inn where Mr. Hua Liu was staying, led by the chief police officer of Liumenmen.
"As a wealthy man from the south of the Yangtze River, you take the lead in distributing obscene books and asking people to sing these obscene songs. You have ruined the atmosphere of our dynasty! Do you still have royal laws in your eyes? Is there any law? "
The chief arrester spoke righteously, and Mr. Hua Liu was stunned on the spot.
How should I put it? It’s not that pornographic books are not circulated in the market, but the court has really banned it. People sell it secretly and read it secretly, but he does it openly and everyone is killed. As we all know, it is indeed reasonable for someone to be approached by an official.
Damn it, he just wanted to fight with Ximen Chuixue and forgot about this!
"This is a notice on the six doors. You are required to take back all the obscene and obscene books circulating in the market within three days, and then go to the Yamen to pay a fine of five hundred taels. Otherwise, you will go to the prison to listen to music!"< br>
The fine is not much, but the recovery is extremely difficult.
Hua Liugong immediately jumped up from the collapse and said excitedly: "It was Ximen Chuixue who did it first. It was he who arranged the storyteller to slander me first! Why didn't you arrest him? You didn't dare. "What?"
The chief catcher said seriously: "What happened to the storyteller?"
Master Hua said angrily: "I beat him up and drove him away!" ”
The chief arrester said: "Since the witness has been taken away, what about the physical evidence?"
Hua Liugongzi said: "What physical evidence?"
The chief arrester said: "The libelous person who slandered you .Dirty books.”
Master Hua was stunned again.
Ximen Chuixue only spread it orally and did not publish books!
mean! Shameless!
(End of this chapter)
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