Chapter 10 - You can’t fly in a straight line as long as you are drunk
“Reporting to Major Chekov, the ‘Zhenxiang’ combat squadron has been assembled. There should be seventeen people, but there are actually seventeen people!”
< br>The main combat force of the 911 Air Service Base, Seventeen pilots stood neatly in two rows. The deputy squadron leader was the short-haired girl with eight-pack abs. The answer above was A. The number couldn't be any larger, otherwise under high overload conditions, it would be I punched every day and was hammered to death.
The first alarm sounded, and the leisurely pilots in Hangar 1 jumped up collectively as if a chicken coop had been opened.
Those who are exercising leave their fitness equipment and don’t bother to wipe away the sweat, so they get into their anti-dutch clothes with the smell of sweat all over their bodies; those who are playing poker throw away their cards and leave. There was no time to get the Xingyuan banknotes that were placed on the bets; those who were eating, drinking and having fun immediately stopped thinking and hurriedly dressed themselves up neatly.
She was still catching up on her sleep in the dormitory, pulling on her shoes and carrying clothes in her hands as she rushed over.
The name of the combat squadron of the 911 Air Service Base is "Zhenxiang". It does sound strange. It does not have any murderous or majestic aura at all. It seems to be taken randomly, but it is different from the pilots. When the code names are connected, it becomes a bit interesting.
The code name of squadron leader Chekov Leonidovich Ivanov is "Peanut Butter", and the code name of deputy squadron leader, short-haired girl Irene Lucius is "Devil Pepper" , others also use various sauces as their flight codenames.
So many condiments gathered together, Emmmm...it smells so good!
At the same time, it also means being hungry for battle.
"It smells so good." Major Chekov Leonidovich Ivanov, the squadron leader of the combat squadron, stood out with his chest and belly filled with the smell of alcohol. He paced and said loudly at the top of his lungs: " Hello, comrades! Good job, comrades, let’s start checking the combat tasks, uh! Does anyone want a drink?”
He shook his head and felt that he was in great shape.
Drinking can keep the brain awake. You can’t fly a plane in a straight line. No one can knock down the super god Comrade Chekov from the sky.
Random chaotic Brownian motion curves are unpredictable. Unless you shoot randomly with your eyes closed and use probability versus chaos, there is no way to guarantee the hit rate.
The excuse this guy gave for his drunk driving was so refreshing and refined that it left people speechless.
The straight lady has a point!
No one among the 17 pilots of the "Zhenxiang" squadron said anything. Erguotou and Naiko were the squadron leader's believers, and no one would make trouble for themselves.
Seeing no one responded, Chekov had no choice but to twist the bottle cap with some regret, pull down the zipper of the anti-gravity suit, stuff the bottle directly into his crotch, and straighten his waist. Wait for me to warm the wine and kill Hua Xiong.
“201 is ready!”
“202 is ready!”
The two MiG-28 jet fighters in Hangar 2 were towed by tractors of the locomotive crew, passing outside the gate of Hangar 1 one after another and heading to the open-air apron next to the main runway.
201 and 202 are the fuselage codes of the two MiG babies. The American MiG was originally a joke. The prototype is the F-20 "Tiger Shark" jet fighter that restarted the strategic reserve production line. In the past, twelve The little export star who has been sharpening his skills for many years is benchmarking against the Russian-made MiG-21 and MiG aircraft, which are also benchmarks for the second generation. It can do all the jobs it can do, and it can also mount AIM-7 Sparrow air-to-air missiles for beyond-visual-range combat. After upgrading the avionics system and engine, it is still as good as before, very cost-effective, can carry a lot, and can run very fast. It is definitely an air superiority weapon for military contractors to carry out business. Small turboprops will only be beaten to pieces.
Don’t underestimate the second-generation king. Even the third-generation aircraft may not be able to defeat the F-20 that has been put into production again.
If you think that the larger the aircraft model number, the stronger the combat effectiveness, you are totally wrong.
After resuming production and generating revenue from the old antique production line, the manufacturer Northrop Grumman directly put a MiG-28 on it and promoted it (foolishly).
Why can a polar bear do twenty-seven, but a bald eagle can't do twenty-eight?
That’s not true!
What is moral integrity? Can it be eaten?
Besides, one is doing singles and the other is doing doubles, isn’t it just right?
One foot into the coffin board, one foot into the museum's Mikoyan Bureau: convex (艹盘艹*)
Under the left and right wings of the jet fighter, there are two red missiles hanging on each side. The three air intakes on the surface of the missile body make it particularly distinctive.
Following the prepared six A-39B "Big Mouth Monster" light turboprop attack aircraft, there was also a crimson missile hanging from the centerline mounting point on the belly of the aircraft.
The fuze module of the warhead warhead flashes on and off like a breath with a blue angel eye ring, which means that the missile has been initially activated and can enter the ready-to-launch state at any time.
The 911 Air Service Base has spent a lot of money to equip all members of the "Zhenxiang" squadron with "dragon-killing bombs" that can pose a fatal threat to the dragon clan, KDK-1 air-breathing hypersonic smart missiles Wake up and enter the standby program.
The target of this emergency mission is a giant dragon, and it is a rare metal dragon. Although everyone seems to be calm and calmly accept the challenge step by step, they are a little panicked in their hearts.
The reason why the Neanderthals from the prehistoric world were defeated was that the participation of the giant dragons from the sky world was one of the decisive factors. How powerful the dragons were in combat, they were worthy of being the lord of the sky, not to mention that the contemporary dragon king is from the metal system. Giant dragons, those who can be beaten are sent over to fight, and those who cannot be beaten are all dragged out to fight. They are a ferocious group.
The "Dragon Killing Bullet" specially developed with the dragon tribe as the imaginary enemy, this time it is impossible to use meat.
Boom! ~
A muffled sound like rolling thunder came from the distant sky.
“Roar!~”
The soul-trembling roar reached everyone's ears, as if even the clouds were trembling slightly.
The golden dragon came unexpectedly quickly.
"Lift off! Everyone lift off!"
Chikov, the squadron leader of the "Zhenxiang" combat flying squadron, got into the carrier vehicle of the vehicle group and went to the apron to prepare for boarding.
Kill the gold dragon and get a huge bonus!
Before he could finish his words, several sharp silver spears shot out at lightning speed, pinning the two MiG-28 jet fighters that had just arrived at the tarmac into hedgehogs.
The several members of the motorcycle crew who were guarding the plane were stunned at the same time. Immediately, their faces changed drastically. They turned around and were about to escape when a huge earth-shaking explosion and brilliant fire instantly engulfed them and the entire tarmac. of all equipment.
The power supply truck and the gas transmission truck were torn apart before they could escape.
“The damn metal dragons are all a bunch of lunatics!”
The sweeping shock wave knocked the unprepared Squadron Leader Chekov to the ground, and he spit out a choking Smoke of gunpowder, miserable slave ground When I got up, I suddenly thought of something. I reached out and touched my crotch. Then I showed a bright and obscene smile. After a few hehes, I turned my head to greet my partner, MiG wingman No. 202 pilot Ba. Ode.
"That's it, Basong, you're going to be my fire controller again, eh, Basong?!"
Thankfully, the "Dragon Killing Bomb" mounted under the wing did not It was not detonated in the full mode, otherwise the terrifying destructive power would be enough to blow a big crater out of the entire apron, and also affect the nearby main take-off and landing runway. The damage effect would be comparable to the full force of a 400 mm caliber main naval gun's anti-explosive bomb. hit.
Not only did Chekov Leonidovich Ivanov ask for lunch on the spot, but even the hangar not far away was not spared.
Two MiG-28 jet fighters were destroyed before their eyes, but Chekov and Basson were also the flying partners of the A-39B "Big Mouth" light turboprop attack aircraft No. 211 , "Peanut Butter" Chekov is the pilot, and "Lemongrass" Basson is the fire controller.
Whether it is a two-plane formation or a shared plane, the tacit understanding between the two is always as good as a heart-to-heart, and no one can replace it.
But Basong could no longer respond.
He lay quietly on the ground, motionless. Most of his head was missing. He was covered in blood. Only one dead fish-like eye was left, staring blankly at the sky more than a hundred meters away. Fire and smoke.
Before this unlucky guy even had time to board the MiG-28 jet fighter, half of his head was cut off by the debris from the explosion of this big baby, and his body quickly began to get cold.
Poor partner!
Chekov punched the ground with hatred.
Three thick plumes of smoke rose in succession from the 911 air service base, and three anti-aircraft missiles shot into the sky with flames, getting faster and faster, roaring into the sky.
The Phalanx air defense position and the anti-aircraft gun position did not dare to say anything, for fear of giving away food in vain. The anti-aircraft missile position emptied the base of the launcher at the first time.
The gold-type dragon that has been upgraded to a digital dragon has more attack methods. If you are careless, it will be difficult to parry. Therefore, once you fight, you have to use all your firepower without hesitation. How ferocious it is. No matter how hard you fight, if you fight with all your strength, you might be able to find a way to survive.
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The signing of this book has been completed.
(End of this chapter)