Chapter 21 - Wild Dream
“This egg is a gift when I purchase it. People kept saying it was a monster egg, so I just believed it. Oh my, I’m so sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it, I was also You lied, you damn profiteer, you really will die badly, Xiao Chen, otherwise, I will die next time I’ll find you a real Warcraft egg, no, how about a real Warcraft egg? I, Lao Pu, will stick to his word.”
Pu Aihua beat his chest in sorrow and declared that he had also been deceived. The victims casually passed the blame to "profiteers" who didn't know the truth or the lies.
As for the "next time", who knows which time it will be, let's get past this level first.
Otherwise, the character structure will collapse, and it will be difficult to do small business at the 911 Air Service Base in the future.
"..."
Seeing Park Aihua's acting performance explode in an instant, Chen Fei was dumbfounded, and then felt confused about whether to laugh or cry.
He waved his hand quickly, interrupting Park Aihua's impassioned denunciation of the "profiteer" who deceived him.
"Okay, okay, stop it! How to find that profiteer is your business and has nothing to do with me. It's a monster egg or a monster. You don't have to give it to me anymore. You can't afford it if you give it to me."< br>
If he doesn't stop him, the other party might give him some snake eggs or insect eggs, and those things will be even more scary.
"Don't worry, I will give you an explanation if you keep it on me."
Park Aihua patted her skinny chest hard, but she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart.
Don’t be good, don’t be wonderful, so as to save yourself the trouble of trying to get some weird stuff to continue to muddle through.
What’s the price of the Monster Egg? If he had it, he would be a fucking profiteer.
Park Aihua's eyes fell on the bird's nest and baby bird wrapped in a T-shirt. He was about to extend his hand, but was stopped by Chen Fei.
"Wait, what do you want to do?"
"Uh! Take it and fry it for a midnight snack. It looks delicious."
Looking at the inside of the bird's nest. The baby bird kept chirping. Park Aihua swallowed and inserted it with a skewer. This was a ready-made roasted bird skewer!
"Stop, stop, stop, no, after all, it's a life, and you still have the heart to do it?"
Chen Fei resolutely stopped this act of killing young creatures, it was too cruel.
"Haha, such a small bird is very fragrant when fried!"
Park Aihua looked confident, laughed a few times and said: "How else should we deal with it?"
This glutton This guy actually fried it up and ate it in one bite under the guise of thinking about Chen Fei. Why don't you throw yourself into the pot and deep-fry it? It would be quite delicious to turn into a deep-fried ghost.
"Of course, raise him up and then release him!"
Chen Fei glared at the guy and spoke in a righteous tone.
He himself had never had the evil thought of putting this baby bird in the frying pan, and he was really a little angry at this guy.
"Huh? Raise him up? Release him?"
Park Aihua's mouth opened wide, as if he was shocked by the other party's bizarre thoughts.
I couldn't help but touched Chen Fei's forehead and then his own. It didn't feel burning!
How to keep such a gadget?
It doesn’t seem easy!
"That's right, I'm here to ask you, what does this little bird eat? Can it drink milk?"
Chen Fei finally made his purpose clear to avoid misunderstanding.
Park Aihua put one hand on her waist and scratched her cheek with the other, looking very embarrassed.
“Well...it seems like you can’t drink milk!”
It was really too urgent.
Based on his many years of experience, birds should eat bugs, but at this moment, where to get bugs for this young bird is a big problem.
Maybe he will die within two days.
It’s so difficult!
Chen Fei asked doubtfully: "Don't you know?"
Park Aihua continued to scratch her head, obviously she still had no reliable idea.
"Wait, let me think about it again, think about it again."
He didn't want this young man to look down on him, so he waved his hands quickly, and then continued to rack his brains and think hard.
"Do you want to feed the birds? If there are no bugs, you can feed some chick feed. If you don't even have chick feed, then use egg yolks first to deal with the emergency. Do not feed grains, as grains are not nutritious enough."
At this moment, a voice intervened.
Park Aihua was excited, turned around quickly, and said with sincerity: "Chef Abel!"
"Hello, Mr. Chef!"
Chen Fei also greeted him.
I saw a middle-aged white man wearing a white chef's uniform standing not far away, his eyes focused on the T-shirt in Chen Fei's hand. To be precise, it was a bird's nest wrapped in a T-shirt.
Asked doubtfully: "Where did you pick up the little bird? Don't you know that the most correct thing to do is to leave it to your own bird to take care of it?"
Chef Abel's eyes are very stern. He is very tired of those guys with weak hands who always cause all kinds of trouble to natural wild animals inexplicably.
Although Abel is not an animal protectionist, he is not used to this kind of unscrupulous behavior.
Chen Fei looked at Park Aihua, he would not take the blame.
"I'm very sorry, this is my fault!"
Park Aihua looked at Chen Fei, then at the chef who looked unhappy, and had to admit it with a dry smile.
The other party could kick him out of the 911 air service base with just one word. How could he serve him carelessly?
Behind one lie, it often takes a hundred lies to make up for it. One moment he said that the bird egg came from another profiteer, and the next moment he could not say that it was picked up casually in the wilderness. Bar?
It was really a loss of teeth and blood. Park Aihua suffered the disdainful and reproachful looks of Chen Fei and Chef Abel at the same time, and her whole body became rickety.
"Try feeding some egg yolk first?"
Having no better idea, Chen Fei planned to accept Chef Abel's suggestion.
Birds rely on the nutrition of egg yolks to develop and take shape. It seems feasible to use egg yolks as food after breaking out of the shell.
"Wait a moment, Park Aihua, come with me!" Abel glared at the guy sternly, turned around and left.
Park Aihua followed for two steps, then turned around, patted her chest and said, "Leave the chicken feed to me, and I promise to get it as soon as possible."
It's not just chickens Feed, ask someone to ask, it should be easy to get.
Chef Abel said without looking back: "It's best to have live mealworms and some wheat bran, and raise and breed them yourself. Just eating feed is not enough."
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"Ah! Got it, got it!"
Park Aihua nodded and bowed in response.
In the final analysis, it was him who caused the trouble, and he has the responsibility and obligation to help solve it.
Getting some egg yolks is not a big deal for a kitchen with abundant food resources.
Cook whole Hy-line white eggs, steam them over water, use low heat for five minutes, high heat for five minutes, and then simmer for another five minutes. Fifteen minutes is just right. Crack the eggshells, break open the solidified egg whites, and take Get an ear-picking spoon, scoop out some egg yolk not much bigger than a sesame seed, and put it into the bird's beak. That's it.
After only a dozen spoonfuls, which added up to about the size of a soybean-sized egg yolk, the young bird was satisfied and stopped calling. It dozed off in the nest, only chirping occasionally.
Chen Fei finally breathed a sigh of relief.
……
Error!
Error!
Unable to identify valid CPU type
Failed to run memory self-test
No input/output device found
No memory found
Failed to load basic input-output system< br>
Illegal operation or wrong instruction
Illegal operation or wrong instruction
Illegal operation or wrong instruction
……
“Shut down, ah, ah, ah!”< br>
Chen Fei sat up from the bed sweating profusely and shook his head vigorously. He seemed to have had a strange and wild dream.
It’s all messy stuff, over and over again, which is very annoying.
"Chichi! Chichi!"
He listened to the sound, but the sound failed. It turned out that it was the bird in the bird's nest beside the bed, and he thought it was the alarm sound of a computer error. The two are so similar.
You must be hungry when you call me that, right?
Chen Fei finally realized the hard work of the mother bird. He was about to get the egg yolks for feeding and the ear-picking spoon, but he was stunned.
The content of the "Vision" in front of you no longer only occupies a corner. It is easy to ignore the small "A:\>_", and there are several more lines of text.
"Illegal operation or wrong instruction
Illegal operation or wrong instruction
Illegal operation or wrong instruction
Illegal operation or wrong instruction
…”
Isn’t this just what I dreamed of?
It’s so unreasonable that it even refreshed the screen.
< br>Since he had just woken up and still remembered the things in the dream clearly, Chen Fei felt that the dream just now was by no means an ordinary dream, but was connected with the sequelae of his "visual hallucination". This sequelae seemed to be... There are new changes.
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That’s it! I don’t have many manuscripts left, so I have to avoid the Spring Festival ones. Now that I'm older and can't afford it, I didn't dare go to the Air Force Sanatorium for a physical examination at the end of last year, for fear that it would get worse and scare myself to death. Let's do it at a normal pace! My cousin is not in the Air Force or a pilot. The physical examination is only sponsored by a big boss. He goes every year and is scared to death every year.
(End of this chapter)