Chapter 37 - Result
The third open-mouth killing in dialect: "What are you looking at?" "Second uncle!" "Evil grandma!"
The standard application formula is as follows:
< br>“What are you looking at?”
“Look at your second uncle!”
"Fuck you evil grandma!"
Then there will be daily real-person PK... without exception.
The squadron leader of the "Zhenxiang" combat squadron, Major Chekov, warned without any doubt: "If you dare to slam the table in front of me again, I will throw you out with my own hands! I, Chekov, said Do it.”
The flight code is “Devil Pepper”. The heroic short-haired girl is sitting next to him, looking at Chekov with a crazy expression on his face, and showing silly smiles from time to time.
Since Big Bear returned to the 911 Air Service Base from the International Hospital Ship, the deputy squadron leader has been acting more and more strange, and it is obvious that he has entered estrus.
"Don't dare, don't dare!"
Takal was so frightened that his face turned pale.
Sangjani, the fellow opposite, also did not dare to say anything.
"The second question, how can we make the eight numbers '8' equal to one thousand?"
Chekov did not comment on the answers of Chen Fei and Sanjani. Instead, he continued to ask questions.
Personnel Director Thakkar (⊙?⊙): "????"
Interviewer Sanjani (°-°〃): "????"
This question It’s so difficult. Where does it rank among the top ten mathematical conjectures in the world?
The pilots looked at each other and smiled.
Although Squadron Leader Chekov is usually careless and rude, in fact his cultural level is not low.
How can someone who is able to fly a combat aircraft have a low education level, a bachelor's degree or below, and they are not even allowed to touch the joystick?
With a confused look on his face, Sanjani started to raise his fingers and mutter something, forget it.
Chen Fei was so free that he crossed his legs, but did nothing. The little girl was jumping up and down on his knees, pecking here and there.
Of the two interviewers, one was sweating profusely and the other was so idle that he was playing with birds.
Takkar, the HR manager, started to have fun. Just when he was about to show a happy expression, he suddenly thought of something and quickly kept his serious and serious expression, sitting upright and motionless.
Chekhov dared to attack him, Chen dared to overthrow him on the first day, and no one could afford to offend Takar, who was both strong on the outside and rough on the inside.
"Hey, rookie, are you going to give up? Don't forget the money you owe me!"
Chekov was furious when he saw Chen Fei's lazy look. Come, he slapped the table hard in dissatisfaction.
The labor and management have spent so much effort and even lost an antique gun. With this attitude, are you right for me?
Chen Fei spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders. His answer surprised everyone.
"Too easy!"
"@#￥%&"
Competitor Sanjani temporarily stopped calculating and turned his head to look at Chen Fei in disbelief, somewhat hesitant to Trust your ears.
Too simple? !
What the hell are you talking about!
"Hey! Don't try to fool me. Once Chekov gets angry, the consequences will be serious."
The big bear clenched his fists the size of casserole fists, touched each other, and let out a powerful roar Muffled sound.
"Rookie, think about it before you think about it!"
A pilot present couldn't help but worry about Chen Fei, fearing that the squadron leader would go berserk later and the situation would be difficult to control.
Chen Fei still said calmly: "There are two answers!"
Although he has a bachelor's degree in economics, not mathematics, he does not lack the need for calculations in the field of economics, and the amount of calculations is not small.
After listening to the brain-teaser math questions like this, Chen Fei was already confident.
“This is impossible!!!”
Despite racking his brains and calculating hard, another interviewer Sanjani still focused part of his attention on Chen Fei. He even secretly cursed this young man to give up on himself.
Both Thakar and Sanjani actually believe in this.
But...it's no use!
Their river pipes are sufficient.
"Two?" Chekov was a little surprised, and then he raised his chin at Chen Fei. He completely relaxed, leaned on the chair behind him, smiled coldly, and said, "The answer!"
I have been in the world for more than 40 years, and I have never seen anyone talk so shamelessly.
Chen Fei raised an index finger and said: "The first answer, 888+88+8+8+8=1000!"
This is the easiest stupid algorithm. Start with the largest number and try a few more times. You can always add the answer you want in the end.
Sanjani, who competed with Chen Fei for the pilot spot, used exactly this method, but he couldn't find the right path for a while.
Hearing Chen Fei's understatement of the first answer, Sanjani on the side trembled all over. He was so angry that he calculated even harder. The weather was obviously not hot, but a little cool, but he was already sweating profusely. , sweating profusely.
Can't lose, can't lose to the opponent!
“The second answer, (8888-888)÷8=1000, it’s that simple!”
Chen Fei clapped his hands and upgraded from simple addition and subtraction to four arithmetic operations. Mathematics is only as difficult as a first-grade elementary school student. After all, he is also a fourth-year undergraduate graduate. How could he be stumped by such a scoring question?
The high-level education in Chen Fei’s hometown has only achieved comprehensive leadership in the past decade or so. However, the basic compulsory education in primary school, junior high school and high school has been directly benchmarked against the top international aristocratic education since the founding of the People’s Republic of China, and has comprehensively surpassed other countries. Elementary school students.
Almost the whole world knows how ferocious these primary school students are academically. They dominate the world and have never lost. They are easily defeated by others. It is so easy and terrifying!
“Ah!~”
Sanjani suddenly shouted, his eyes turned white, and he fell to the ground with foam at the mouth.
Chen Fei turned to look over, not gloating about his misfortune, but slightly surprised that the other party was already lying down before he exerted any force.
It’s really boring without any sense of achievement.
"Sanjani! Sanjani!"
Seeing this, Thakar, the personnel manager, rushed over and pinched the fellow villager.
The attack was a little harsh, and blood was seen on the spot, but the effect was immediate. The fainted fellow groaned, and Youyou woke up, suddenly filled with sadness, and cried in a tearful voice: "I don't accept it!"
Before he could figure it out, Chen Fei even reported two answers, giving the guy with scorched skin a serious blow, crushing him as cruelly as a college student beating him in a kindergarten.
"There is no need to ask the third question. The new member of the 'Zhenxiang' combat flying squadron is..."
Chekov had no intention of paying attention to Sang who was still lying on the ground. Jani pointed at Chen Fei sharply.
"Chen Fei, whose flight code is 'Rookie', yes, that's you, don't run, just pay back the money if you run!"
Kill to pay for life, debt to pay for money, no money to sell oneself, sell oneself to work , working part-time to pay off debts, Chekhov's shady operation is similar to the credit company where Chen Fei borrowed money. Even if Monkey King jumps thousands of miles, he will never escape from the palm of the Tathagata Buddha. Follow his lead.
The KDK-1 air-breathing hypersonic smart missile, known as the "dragon-killing bomb", fell into the hands of Chen Fei, a rookie who couldn't be more of a rookie when it first launched. It was somewhat unlucky. As a pilot, there is no doubt that It's luck. The air combat hit rate is originally a science of probability. What is probability? The truth is, it's luck. It's just like buying a lottery ticket. You win the first lottery ticket and everyone else has won a round before it's your turn. Zhang, all have the same probability.
It must be said that the squadron leader of the combat squadron was very resourceful and had dug the hole early, just waiting for the child Chen Fei to fall into the bowl.
Look, we even have flight codes.
This big bear has more than just muscles and no brains. Otherwise, how could he convince his comrades in the "True Fragrance" squadron?
The unlucky guy Sanjani on the side is just like a passerby, accompanying him throughout the whole process.
As soon as Chekov mentioned money, Chen Fei's calves trembled.
It rained all night when the house leaked, and the debts were getting bigger and bigger. He was about to break through the tens of millions, and the day of clearing the debts was far away. His heart felt cold, and he suddenly felt sleepy. There is no love in life.
Sanjani, who was participating in the interview, screamed again, feeling angry, annoyed and anxious, rolling his eyes and fainted again.
"Hey, Sanjani, wake up quickly, don't scare me! Sanjani, Sanjani, open your eyes, don't faint!"
Takar, the Personnel Director He had no choice but to resort to cruelty again, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't wake up a person who deliberately pretended to be stunned.
Even if he was dissatisfied with Chekhov's decision, the personnel director still had no way to object. The reason why he was able to interview Chen Fei and Sanjani together here was that his power was limited to being a witness.
In fact, Chen Fei has already decided to join the "Zhenxiang" combat squadron. The so-called interview meeting is at best a formality. If he wants to make Emperor Chekov, a dictator, change his mind, then It's almost impossible.
Have you ever seen a fist as big as a casserole?
Takar o(*°▽°*)o︴︴︴: Don’t dare!
“‘Peanut Butter’, you’re scaring a newbie!”
The short-haired girl Irene Lucius scolded him and took the opportunity to hug Chekov's arm, pleased with himself. Chekov lowered his head and looked at the ordinary couple A, and suddenly felt that he was hopeless. I have been in the world for more than forty years, and this is not his cup of tea!
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(End of this chapter)