Chapter 61 - The Neanderthal body-refining secret method
“Get up!”
The earth shook without any warning. When Chen Fei opened his eyes, he found himself At some point, he actually stood beside the bed.
……
What is going on?
Wait, let me go over the details first. Shouldn't I be lying on the bed right now?
Chen Fei saw old man Balut's old face covered with bloody tattoos and his shiny bald head.
When I opened my eyes and saw this suddenly, it was so scary.
“What, what are you doing?”
The little rookie panicked.
Barut said with a smile: "Exercise!"
"What?"
Chen Fei looked confused.
What to exercise?
Master, can you make it clearer?
"Haha, it's nothing, increase your chance of survival."
The old Neanderthal man looked Chen Fei up and down, as if he had seen an interesting new toy. He stretched out his big hand and pulled it left and right a few times. He was still clicking his tongue, as if he was talking to himself: "I'm just as strong as my bones, so I can barely practice."
"I don't need it!"
Chen Fei immediately said Shake his head.
I am not a combatant. I stay in the base honestly. I am either learning to repair airplanes, helping in the kitchen, or obediently guarding the energy tower, never leaving the door or taking a step forward. , and occasionally help deal with various garbage generated at the base.
In these jobs, where else could life be in danger?
"Haha, it's been almost a month, how many times have you died?"
The Neanderthal man sneered.
“…”
Why does this old man say hello to a young man’s face instead of hitting him in the face?
Chen Fei's expression immediately became extremely ugly, and he said nonchalantly: "Twice!"
Not even 24 hours after starting work, he encountered something bad like a gold-type dragon going crazy. The dragon-killing bullet killed you and almost killed me.
The school connected to Teacher Shen Fei was connected to the Internet. Within two minutes of the connection, it was hijacked by armed men. Then there was a suicide shooting. I don’t know how many times I was shot. If it hadn’t been for an inexplicable awakening, I would eat bullets. The breaking ability has already become cold again.
Why did you say "again"...
How terrible!
Barut was speechless looking at this unlucky child.
With a wave of his hand, he said: "Exercise with me, and show me how to make a horse first."
Although he is older and no longer as brave as before, he can still manipulate a handless The young man with the power to bind a chicken is not yet at his fingertips.
With a few moments of effort, Chen Fei was put into the pose that the old man wanted.
“Very good, that’s it, hold on, hold on for one hour.”
Barut looked at Chen Fei, nodded, and walked aside calmly, picked up the breakfast he had brought over and enjoyed it slowly.
Child Chen Fei had a smile on his face, MMP in his heart, and he was doing squatting pose, no, horse step.
A minute passed.
Five minutes passed.
Labour and management are in trouble...
Beads of sweat the size of soybeans emerged from his forehead one after another. His calves trembled involuntarily and his whole body swayed slightly.
Squatting on horseback for an hour?
Not human at all!
You want the donkeys in the production team to try it too?
“Chirp!”
The little Jiu, who had been wandering around in the bushes full of berries, finally flew back and landed on the table. He tilted his little head and looked at the motionless Chen Fei curiously.
On the table, the leftovers from last night were neatly cleared away, and there was another breakfast left for Chen Fei.
The little guy fluttered his feathers, stretched his left and right wings vigorously, and flew happily towards his father.
I'm going!
Chen Fei grinned for a while. It had only been ten minutes and he was already almost unable to hold on.
Others are the straw that breaks the camel's back, but when it comes to him, it is the last bird that breaks the person's back.
The moment Xiaojiu landed on Chen Fei's head, he immediately realized what the unbearable lightness of life meant. His shaky body could no longer hold on, and he sat down on the ground, breathing heavily. Rough.
“It’s only eleven minutes, no, stand up!”
The old Neanderthal man couldn’t help but pick up Chen Fei from the ground like a chicken, and kept lifting him up. He slapped him everywhere on his body, making Chen Fei's whole body numb.
“Chirp!”
The little bird jumped on his father's head, curiously looking at Balut's hands that kept waving again and again.
One, two, three, four, do it again.
"Wait, wait, let me rest, take a rest!"
Chen Fei couldn't withstand the fierce blows like a storm, and he completely lost consciousness.
The reason why he is still standing now is only supported by the power of Balut's constant slapping.
"Stand still, straighten your back!"
The old Neanderthal man ignored Chen Fei's words at all, and continued to concentrate on slapping, waving his two blood-streaked arms quickly, There is almost an afterimage.
It lasted for half an hour before Barut stopped, wiped away the hot sweat, then held his lower back, shook his head constantly, and gasped slightly: "I'm old. He’s old, he’s old after all.”
It seems that this involuntary shooting greatly consumed his physical strength.
"Grandpa Barut, did the mechanic ask you to do this?"
At this moment, Chen Fei's feeling was unexpectedly wonderful. His whole body was numb, as if he had been in a hot spring. All the muscles in his body were relaxed. All the previous exhaustion was gone. Instead, In great condition.
Qi and blood are completely revived during the tapping, and the muscle soreness and fatigue caused by standing for a long time will naturally no longer exist.
"Xiao Ming? You don't think he asked me, a bad old man, to train you, do you? Hahahaha..."
Barut shook his head, the Neanderthal civilization of the third era The glory of the Special Tribe is long gone, but the pride is still there. At the end of the sentence, he pointed at Chen Fei and laughed.
“No, isn’t it?”
Chen Fei opened his mouth wide.
He was dragged up early in the morning to exercise. He thought it was because Boss Xiao asked him to do it, because there was a hint of this in what Xiao Ji said yesterday.
I hope Chen Fei can learn to protect himself, probably to improve his combat effectiveness or something.
If it were Chekhov's Big Bear who encountered that group of armed men, I'm afraid it wouldn't be as simple as dragging him away with an incapacitating bomb, hanging him in a cave, and whipping him with his belt.
The old Neanderthal man Barut raised his chin and said proudly: "Unless my old man is willing, no one can get the Neanderthal body-refining secret method from me!"< br>
Chen Fei was stunned and said: "The secret method of body refining?"
He raised his hand and saw a black and blue patch on the back of his hand, and then looked at the bloody tattoo on the old Neanderthal man's body. I couldn't help but shiver and said, "Isn't it better?"
It would be better to be dragged out to shoot targets for ten minutes than to make yourself look like a ghost that even your parents can't recognize.
"Chirp!"
The little chirp fluttered its wings and flew to Chen Fei's finger, curiously looking at the dark green patch.
It suddenly let out a strange short cry, its small pointed beak opened slightly, and the light bloomed, as if it was holding a bright light bead, and leaned towards the back of Chen Fei's hand.
A burst of warmth came, and the dark blue color that occupied almost half of the back of the hand shrank and faded rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the skin returned to its original color.
"This, this, this, this...Grandpa Barut, have you seen it!"
Chen Fei opened his mouth so wide that he could almost swallow an egg.
Is this still a little bird that he hatched with his own hands?
It's working miracles.
"I saw it, I saw it, it's a Pure Light Bird, a Warcraft, there's nothing surprising about it."
Barut rolled his eyes, he had never seen Chen Fei. The reaction of "rare and strange" is very disdain. As a person becomes mature with age, he will naturally have much more knowledge than a young person.
Isn’t the reason why Warcraft is called Warcraft because it is born with an affinity for magic elements and can release magic?
Although the Pure Light Bird is not a powerful magic, it is still one of the Warcraft. It is not surprising at all that it can use small magic of the light element system.
"Is the Pure Light Bird so powerful?"
Because he never cared about Xiaojiu's identity as a magical beast, Chen Fei did not deliberately learn about information about the Pure Light Bird.
However, after witnessing the black blue on the back of his hand disappear, he felt that he should not continue to ignore it.
"Chirp!"
The little chirp jumped to Chen Fei's other hand, and continued to hold the light in his mouth. Another black and blue color quickly dissipated, and then he wanted to go to Chen Fei. He got into Fei's collar and was quickly caught and stopped by him.
Chen Fei teased this cheerful and lively little bird and said happily: "With this little guy, I can save a lot of band-aids."
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Saturday and Sunday are as usual. Single update.
(End of this chapter)