Chapter 1 The death penalty is carried out immediately
"Private Park Young-shuang, third class, come out and answer me, why do you think you are an excellent stallion?"
The clerk's voice came from the next room. Questions, and the sound of taking off pants and unbuckling belts.
"Sir, even compared to the citizens of the bunker in Europe and America, my second brother is invincible. Please take a look, sir."
"If I die in the killing tower, my talent will be different. It will be useless, it should go to stir up trouble in Yuta and bring greater contributions to mankind.”
Park Young-shuang's bizarre answer was resounding.
So much so that in another room, Wen Xishu suddenly stopped. He was about to sign the "Confirmation of Death Penalty".
The rooms on the functional floor of the bunker are very messy.
Just next door to the Death Penalty Hospice is the Three Towers Game Distribution Office.
"Tower of Desire..." Wen Xishu was thoughtful.
The court staff frowned: "I need to tell you that even if you don't sign, the death penalty will be carried out. There is no point in delaying time here."
Yes, there is no point in not signing.
Unless he rubs his lithography machine with his hands and develops a curvature engine while being executed, as in the novel, he will inevitably die.
Although he has traveled through time for several hours, Wen Xishu is not able to perform various Lu Benwei behaviors like other time travellers, at least not yet.
According to the procedure, he will be asked about his last words and the last instructions he wants to give to his relatives.
But most of his relatives were also executed.
We are only one step away from the limited achievement of "killing everyone". In one more meal, he would be injected to death.
Seeing that Xi Shu did not write, the court officer said:
“Since you don’t want to sign, then we will omit this part.”
“Your family has committed a crime. For serious crimes, the entire clan will be sentenced to death. The laws of the bunker will be tolerant to minors, but you were already eighteen years old a few months ago, and all the procedures have been completed.”
"We have asked you this morning that you would like to eat a KFC on a time other than Thursday."
"Unfortunately, we did not find the store you mentioned. The bunker is currently in short supply. Only compressed cookies are available. ”
"But we specially prepared fried chicken flavor for you. We also got a bottle of Coke for you, which has been chilled for you."
The court officer will signal to make the bunker safe The bureau's bailiff picked up Wen Xishu and headed to the injection room.
In order not to be speed-passed by this world, Wen Xishu has actually been adapting to the body after time travel.
But the original owner of this body had a brain problem and was crazy. It was difficult to retrieve useful memories.
It wasn't until Pu Moushuang, a citizen of the bunker next door, suddenly mentioned the Tower of Desire that he remembered -
The Tower of Desire, the Tower of Killing, the Tower of Deception.
The Three Towers are coming, and exploring the world of the Three Towers is the only way for mankind to survive.
“I apply to explore the Guilty Tower.” Wen Xishu suddenly spoke.
This sentence seemed to have some kind of magic power, and the two sturdy bailiffs from the Bunker Security Bureau stopped in their tracks.
The court officer raised his eyebrows in surprise, and then said seriously:
"I have to remind you that there is a high probability that he will die in another place."
"You are likely to endure... pain that exceeds the maximum value of the evaluation agency."
"That is much crueler than the death penalty. In comparison, euthanasia is definitely a merciful way to die."
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Wen Xishu nodded.
It sounds like the kind of pain that is worse than childbirth, incarceration, and steel needles piercing the gums combined.
You must try it.
The court officer’s eyes were full of scrutiny and confusion.
He knew very well that the second young master of the Wen family was famous for being "crazy", "epidemic" and "stupid".
When I was imprisoned not long ago, I was still crying, with snot bubbles hanging from my nose, cursing everything around me, looking crazy and sloppy, and my words were illogical.
But now the other party seems to be a completely different person.
Exploring the treacherous tower is not wise, but it is indeed a way to survive.
After the "three towers co-expansion conjecture" was initially confirmed, the exploration of the mysterious tower has begun.
Because that place is too weird, most of the high-level players in the Killing Tower and Desire Tower on the ladder list are not willing to go there. So there are policy incentives. If you are willing to go to the Guilty Tower and make important discoveries——
It is not impossible to meet the requirements such as undergraduate degree promotion, postgraduate guarantee, exemption from the death penalty, harem license, and gender version T0 certification qualifications.
The court staff said:
“Your status is special, I have to ask my superiors for instructions, and I need you to clearly understand the dangers of the treacherous tower and sign a disclaimer.”
People of all countries and nationalities live in bunkers. It’s like a hodgepodge here, so human rights are very important.
The Black Lives Matter principle is the current political correctness in the bunker.
There are often news reports that a certain organization allows black people to go to the killing tower to kill enemies and is denounced by the bunker residents.
Wen Xishu is of yellow race.
Even so, letting him go to the Secret Tower is extremely against the principle of supremacy of human rights.
The severity of it far exceeds that of being assigned to kill the tower.
After Wen Xishu recalled a little, he said:
"I am very clear about the nature and difference between the Killing Tower, the Desire Tower and the Guilty Tower."
"The Killing Tower kills monsters In exchange for merit and supplies, Yuta pleases the Three Towers people. In exchange for merit and supplies."
"One is done, and the other is done."
"But the mysterious tower is full of weirdness and difficult to explore. Not very easy to do.”
"I know all of this. I am also willing to sign a disclaimer."
Wen Xishu's understanding of the Killing Tower and the Desire Tower is still very superficial and rigid, and the words he uses are a bit obscene and vulgar.
But the staff’s attention was mostly on Wen Xishu’s mental state.
The second young master of the Wen family seems to be no longer crazy. This made the staff look a little more serious.
Or is this another form of expression? After all, being so calm and rational doesn't look like a normal person.
Wen Xishu is indeed not normal.
Although the defects of the original owner of this body have been repaired due to time travel, he is no longer crazy.
But the experience in his previous life also caused him to have some problems.
To put it simply, he often commits suicide in extremely harsh environments, and then uses some comedic performances to create contrasting laughter.
For example, parachuting from an altitude of 6,000 meters, but you must complete dozens of Rubik's Cube puzzles before opening the parachute, and challenge the latest opportunity to open the parachute.
For example, wingsuit flying in a rocky valley, parkour in Laolou District, Chongqing, or performing stunt cycling on an extremely steep mountain road.
Every time he is close to death and lifts the audience's hearts into their throats -
He will use naughty performances, some humorous expressions, or directly tell dirty jokes to entertain the audience. .
This is his job. In the era of short videos that pursue differentiation, Wen Xishu is a blogger that no one on the Internet can imitate.
As time went by, the closer Wen Xishu got to death, the more he wanted to skin him.
Just like what I said just now.
The response to Guita’s application for entering the tower was very fast. It took only ten minutes to get a response.
Wen Xishu became even more relaxed, thinking:
The death row prisoner finally seized a chance and headed to the Guilty Tower.
The next step is to counterattack in life, make contributions to mankind, and avoid the death penalty by making up for one's faults.
From then on, he enjoyed his life in the bunker, constantly explored the three towers, and finally reached the pinnacle of his life.
Well, it is completely in line with the mission and tone of the time traveler.
But the court staff's answer made Wen Xishu stunned:
"Sorry, because the atrocities committed by Wen's family were too bad, your application to enter the Guilty Tower was rejected by your superiors."< br>
“The death penalty will be carried out immediately.”
(End of this chapter)