Chapter 8 Why don’t you stop sealing the top? Squirtle is a tortoise!
Looking at Ye Yinchuan's face, he was thinking, and his eyes were a little confused.
Bang is right, showing a proud smile: "How about it, host, has this Squirtle stumped you? Or is there no script, you don't know how to fool the audience?"
“Don’t make any noise, I’m thinking.”
Ye Yinchuan’s brain was running rapidly, but he couldn’t figure out the reason for the moment.
Seeing the discussion in the live broadcast room, doubts gradually began to appear. Ye Yinchuan could only stabilize the situation first, and then said in a calm tone:
"This Squirtle, on the whole, is Relatively average. Whether it is personality, skills, or individual values, it may not be suitable for fighting. "
This is Ye Yinchuan's high EQ, which is average in terms of low EQ.
But considering the feelings of Pokémon, even if he sees this because you are unhappy, he will not be too venomous. At least, he will try to speak in words that Pokémon cannot understand.
Hearing such comments, I will sneer at you:
"That's it? Is this your appraisal result? Are you sure you don't see any other problems? If that's all, it's hard for me not to doubt your level!"
Seeing that the barrage is your response to the domineering, live barrage , temporarily divided into two factions.
There is a group of people who firmly support Ye Yinchuan, such as Ms. Carrot and Nutritional Wool. These are almost all of this live broadcast. From beginning to end, it can be said that they are the first wave of Ye Yinchuan's loyal fans.
The other group expresses doubts, and they are basically new here——
[Indeed, it is the same as what the anchor said and what he didn’t say. Can this be considered a Pokémon identification? 】
【Ha ha! Forget it! It's difficult to identify Squirtle. They all look the same. How can they still tell the flowers? 】
Facing these doubts, Ye Yinchuan's expression did not change:
"Then let me tell you straight, you, Squirtle, have hydrophobia!"
As soon as this statement came out, you were stunned for a moment in disbelief, and then burst out laughing. , pointing his finger at Ye Yinchuan in a very showmanlike manner:
"It's so funny! Squirtle has hydrophobia! I'm afraid you're not making me laugh! I misunderstood you! It turns out that you are not a treasure appraisal anchor, It’s a treasure-playing anchor! Squirtle has hydrophobia, which makes people laugh!”
The barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded instantly——
[I laughed, do current anchors dare to say this? Does Squirtle have hydrophobia? Water Pokémon expert Langton’s coffin board is about to collapse!】
【Succumbed! I thought it was a king, but I didn't expect it was a bronze! Please, no matter how bad the anchor is, he should at least know some common sense! 】
【Anchor, you let me down a bit! How could you say such a thing! I really can’t stand it when you make such anti-intellectual remarks! 】
Of course, there were a few fans defending Ye Yinchuan, but they were quickly drowned out by other barrages——
Ms. Carrot: [I believe in the anchor! Even smelly flowers don’t stink! Why can't Squirtle be afraid of water? 】
Nutritional wool: [I am not an expert in this field, but I think it is possible that Squirtle is afraid of water. If it is impossible, just pretend that I didn’t say it. After all, I said before, I Not an expert in this area! 】
Spring Blossoms: [People’s current understanding and exploration of Pokémon is less than 20%, everything is possible! 】
Ye Yinchuan knew that the rhythm of the live broadcast had been picked up, and the popularity had even reached a new high.
But such a rhythm is undoubtedly a double-edged sword. It is very likely that I will be backlashed and lose the trust of a large number of audiences.
But if you can win it successfully, then it will be easy to gain a large number of loyal fans!
To be honest, if Ye Yinchuan didn't have the ability to detect treasures and be able to see Squirtle's panel and information, he himself wouldn't believe that a water Pokémon would have hydrophobia!
You are right. I was originally worried that I would be slapped in the face, but I also wanted to give him a Master Ball gift worth 1,000 yuan.
But now seeing Ye Yinchuan say such outrageous remarks, the reputation of the live broadcast room has completely reversed.
He couldn't help but secretly rejoice, feeling that the overall situation had been decided. It could be said that he had done nothing this time. It was the other party who shot himself in the foot!
After scoffing fiercely, he expected to see embarrassment and panic on Ye Yinchuan's face.
Unfortunately, no.
No matter how much he mocked, no matter how directed the barrage in the live broadcast room, Ye Yinchuan remained calm and calm, even with a smile:
"Are you done? Have you laughed enough? ? It's my turn."
Seeing Ye Yinchuan's attitude, you couldn't help but feel embarrassed: "Okay! Let me see what ivory can come out of the dog's mouth!"
Ye Yinchuan's expression turned slightly cold and he scolded: "Shut your mouth! Who told you to speak so impolitely! I'm going to ban you from swearing again!"
The sudden scolding, you are the one who gives way. I couldn't help but be stunned, when did a small anchor with less than a hundred fans become so tough?
"Okay, I don't curse, but the eyes of the public are sharp. I guarantee that if you continue to talk nonsense, people will come to your live broadcast room every day to scold you until you can't go on the air!" Bang is your opponent. Knowing that he was in some wrong, his backhand was a mass line. Today, this little anchor is going to be unable to get off the stage!
“Aren’t you surprised why Squirtle never learns the water gun? And why does it always stretch its neck subconsciously?”
After sorting things out for a while, Ye Yinchuan already had some idea of the current situation.
"How do you know!"
You are right, I couldn't help but show a surprised look, opened my mouth slightly, but immediately closed it.
He is unwilling to admit it now, and is suppressing Ye Yinchuan's appraisal ability, because once he admits it, it will prove that his previous remarks are all jokes!
Ye Yinchuan smiled slightly, no need to explain, the other party's reaction said everything.
And those netizens who are watching the fun will not miss any detail——
[Eh! If the anchor hadn't said anything, I really wouldn't have noticed it! Look at this Squirtle, he seems to be stretching his neck all the time! 】
【Did the anchor just say it right? The bar means you are right. If you prove that the anchor is right, then let him try it with a water gun! 】
【Ah? No way? Squirtle doesn’t know how to use a water gun? Is this Squirtle really afraid of water? Grab a glass of water and give it a try! 】
Seeing these barrages, I think you were a little panicked and quickly argued:
"My own Squirtle is afraid of water? How come I didn't know! It doesn't know how to use a water gun, but that only means it's stupid, not anything else! I usually keep it in an aquarium, how is that possible? Afraid of water!"
As he said it, you are right, and he became confident.
Yes, others don’t know, but don’t you still know about your own Squirtle?
“What I said are all facts. If you don’t believe it, I can verify it for you!”
As soon as these words came out, it can be said that one stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the barrage reversed again. ——
[Indeed, how can he not know if his own Squirtle is hydrophobic? 】
【Squirtle has no reason to be afraid of water! I raise Squirtle, this Pokémon cannot live without water! ]
[Squirtle, who can’t learn the water gun, is indeed stupid, but that doesn’t mean it’s afraid of water. I think the host must have made a mistake! 】
【To take a step back, if this Squirtle is really afraid of water, then it should also be short of water. However, its skin is plump and glossy, but it is definitely not lacking. water! 】
Even Ye Yinchuan’s newly converted fans are a little unconfident——
Nutritional yarn: [Don’t love me! Like I said, I'm not an expert on this! 】
Chunnuanhuakai: [Is it really the host who is wrong? Anchors are human beings too, so everyone should be tolerant! Hug Hug Hug.jpg]
Only Ms. Carrot supports as always: [I still believe in the anchor! His identification skills cannot be fake! 】
Ye Yinchuan never expected that his first big fan would be a female fan!
In addition, there are some barrages in the live broadcast room:
I'm not a superhero: [Meow, what's going on? One moment this way, another moment that way, watching this live broadcast makes me want to hit someone! 】
King Ji: [I want to know too! Very urgent, waiting online! 】
“Take it to the aquarium where it usually lives.”
Ye Yinchuan’s expression changed, and he also said what the audience wanted to say.
He knew that he might be able to find out soon why this Squirtle had hydrophobia.
Basically, the problem lies in your daily feeding!
Seeing that Gang is right, he confidently took Squirtle to the aquarium where he usually keeps it.
When you see the full water level in this aquarium and the bar is right for you, just throw Squirtle into it.
While Squirtle was in the water, pulling hard and stretching his neck, trying to get his nose out of the water...
Ye Yinchuan's face turned dark.
Case solved! I finally know why this Squirtle is afraid of water, lacks oxygen, and keeps stretching its neck!
"Damn it, you idiot, what are you going to do! Why don't you seal the top of the aquarium too! Squirtle's special cat is a tortoise!"
< br>You are right. He was scolded in the face. He was wearing a leather hood, and his voice was trembling and aggrieved:
“Didn’t you agree not to scold others?”
(End of this chapter) )