Chapter 80: You almost punched me and fucked me live live! A cute monkey? His face changed instantly! (Please follow up)
Ye Yinchuan finally understood.
Let’s not talk about whether this Jinfu has figured out the monkey monster’s temper. At least his “discipline” is completely ineffective and even counterproductive.
The reason is simple.
This level of "beating" is not a punishment, it is completely a reward!
The monkey monster thought you were playing with it.
When it is in a bad mood, it loses its temper. If you play with it when it loses its temper, can its temper be restrained?
It will only get worse!
"Wrong! You are absolutely wrong!"
Ye Yinchuan pointed at the screen, gritting his teeth as he hated the iron.
If you want to discipline a Pokémon, it should be at least as fiery as your own "Fire Palm"!
When Ye Yinchuan explained the general situation and the pros and cons to Jinfu.
The expression on Jinfu’s face was slightly confused and confused:
“What? That’s how it is? Am I not trying hard enough? But when I’m with my girlfriend, I always I couldn't hold it back and made her cry several times!"
Ye Yinchuan frowned, his eyes full of doubts.
You boy, it's better not to be a domestic violence person, and it's best not to be a pornographic speaker!
"Anchor, don't get me wrong, even daily physical contact, such as patting her, will hurt her!"
On Jinfu's dark face, blushing and shyness were faintly visible.
It’s not that he is sharp, but that the wheels of the barrage almost hit his face.
【Telling it in detail will make me cry. 】
[No, with your physique, can your girlfriend withstand it? 】
【We understand, "day" is normal. 】
“So I was often lectured by her, and I habitually held back my strength. I didn’t dare to use too much force on my Pokémon for fear of abusing them...”
“I’m confused. Can your girlfriend compare to Pokémon with her delicate skin and tender flesh? Don’t look at this. The monkey monster is less than half a meter tall, and it is very solid, with rough skin and thick flesh. When you discipline it, you should use a little force so that it doesn’t feel like you are playing with it, you know?”
At this time, Jinfu listened carefully to Ye Yinchuan's words, like a humble student.
With eyes wide open and nodding from time to time, he even looked a little honest and well-behaved.
"Then let me try."
At this time, the monkey monster was still jumping up and down, even trying to grab Jinfu's hair, obviously not aware of the seriousness of the problem.
“Bang! "
Jinfu grabbed the monkey monster's hand and wanted to punch, but he felt a little soft-hearted,
"Anchor, can you really fight?"
Looking at Jinfu clenching his fists, the muscles and blood vessels on his arms bursting, and the look in his eyes...
"Wait! You How do you plan to fight? "
"How to fight? Of course it is like this!"
As he spoke, Jinfu simulated the trajectory of the punch, and he was clearly going to punch the monkey monster in the face.
With this punch, Ye Yinchuan will probably blow up his live broadcast room!
He once wondered whether this powerful man's brain was controlled by his muscles, and he didn't seem to be very clever.
"There are so many sacks on the bridge! That's not what I meant! You can just use the camera! Clap your hands, slap your butt, it doesn't matter! It doesn't hurt your brain to focus on a confused guy!"
[To the anchor The native dialect is so scary! 】
【Complex ingredients, it is recommended to check carefully! 】
Jinfu finally understood what Ye Yinchuan meant. He grabbed the monkey monster's hand and slapped it twice.
With that speed and power, it was hard to tell who was the Pokémon for a moment.
The monkey monster stared at Jinfu with an incredible look, as if to say:
"Are you really fighting?"
The tears fell all of a sudden. His eyes were spinning.
"Anchor, what should I do now?"
"It's not a big problem. It's the first time and you always don't get used to it. You need to let this monkey know what things can be done and what things cannot be done. Otherwise, if it dares to grab your hair today, it will dare to poop on your head tomorrow!" [The anchor is right, although we treat Pokémon as partners, we cannot let them do whatever they want! 】
【Indulgence and doting will only harm it! 】
At this time, although the monkey monster was in tears, he did not dare to mess around.
On the contrary, he leaned against Jin Fu somewhat flatteringly, looking like he was close to her.
“Give it some comfort.”
Jinfu hugged the monkey monster according to what Ye Yinchuan said. Such a big monkey monster was as big as Xiao Beibi in Jinfu’s arms. Similar.
"Oh, okay, okay, I have wronged the monkey monster. Is the monkey monster in pain? This hand is bad, this hand hit you, hit you back, hit you back!"
Said , Jinfu slapped his hand twice.
After being soothed, the monkey monster was obviously much better. He leaned in Jinfu's arms, looking like a little bird.
【Laughing, this guy must be coaxing his girlfriend a lot! 】
【I thought it was Mount Tai, but I didn’t expect it was a monster! 】
"Uh..."
Ye Yinchuan did not expect that it would be easy for a powerful and powerful person to have such a skill.
"That's it, you have to pay attention to one thing, that is, punishment cannot be abused. Moderate punishment should be based on the size and severity of the matter. When you do well, you should also be rewarded in time."
"In addition , let me reiterate that you need to understand the monkey monster’s temper and what makes it angry. For example, it may not like the noise made when the iron cage is opened and closed. Sound, it is afraid of loneliness and needs more company, or it wants to attract your attention.
In this case, even if the nature of the monkey monster cannot be changed, it will improve a lot as a trainer of the monkey monster. , you should also know that monkey monsters are sometimes very docile."
After Ye Yinchuan finished speaking, Jinfu nodded in deep approval.
Now this monkey monster is acting very docile.
[The monkey monster is quite cute when you look at it this way. 】
The audience’s perception of Pokémon like Monkey has also improved a lot.
"Thank you, anchor! I believe that with your guidance, I will train this monkey monster better!"
Jinfu said, reaching for his mobile phone , and ended up accidentally elbowing the monkey monster with his arm.
The latter's face changed instantly, his whole body was shaking, his breathing was rapid, and he punched Jinfu with one punch.
"Monkey, monkey monster! I didn't mean it!"
Jinfu blocked with his hands.
This time he also knew that it was caused by him accidentally, and it was understandable that the monkey monster was angry!
[Uh, I take back what I just said, the monkey monster can kill me with these two punches...]
[Everyone who has a girlfriend knows that this is a "you hit my hair" "! 】
"This... housework, please take your time to deal with it?"
After ending the connection with Jinfu, Ye Yinchuan stretched and yawned greatly,
" The family members really can’t stand it anymore and it’s almost time to go off the air. It’s off the air!”
After that, Ye Yinchuan ended the live broadcast.
He took a look and saw that when his popularity was at its peak, he received a lot of gifts.
Among them, the user "Jixiang Sankou" who had connected with me gave me four Poké Balls as a gift, and left a gift message:
[Anchor, our whole family is very grateful to you! Although the gift is light, it shows your sincerity! 】
The corners of Ye Yinchuan's mouth raised slightly.
The satisfaction and sense of accomplishment he felt from being recognized were somewhat offset by the exhaustion he felt after a night of live streaming.
Don’t think too much, this is the family that hatched the duck.
The user "Jinfu Diary" also gave a gift at the end, which was directly a "silver leaf", which seemed to be powerful.
Otherwise, ordinary families cannot afford to support him with all his muscles!
Ye Yinchuan's eyes finally fell on the total revenue of this live broadcast -
2897.9 yuan!
So far, the highest profit in a single game!
The update is late! Report back to 1958! I owe 5 updates soon! Need to add more quickly!
(End of this chapter)