Chapter 144 A lazy man raised a lazy otter! Once and for all? You want to eat shit! A little crocodile that bites randomly? (Please
The Pokémon in front of me has gray-brown hair with brown stripes on its back.
The hair is thick and it lies flat, like a blanket or a rag.
Its eyes look like they are awake, with brown dark circles and a pink, pig-like nose.
It has two small claws on its limbs
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"Lazy Otter... the name Lazy Man is better."
At first, Ye Yinchuan didn't react when he heard it was Lazy Otter.
Because of the previous translated name, it was called Lazy Man.
Lazy Otter was later the official name in Pokémon works.
In this Pokémon world, there is also a saying of lazy otter, and lazy otter is also the scientific name.
Although the subsequent evolutionary forms of the lazy otter, the hyperactive ape and the leave king, are both baboon and gorilla shapes.
But the prototype of the lazy otter is actually a sloth.
Just looking at the lazy otter, Ye Yinchuan felt that he had become lazy, and even wanted to yawn.
It seems to be said that the lazy otter is too lazy, so just looking at it will stimulate the laziness in the heart...
Not only myself, many comments also said that Have a similar feeling.
[Do you feel it? Looking at this guy, I really want to sleep and don't want to do anything else? 】
【Convinced, is this Pokémon the embodiment of laziness? 】
【Give me one. I have insomnia and can’t raise Jigglypuff. How about raising this one? 】
“Anchor, please help me identify it. The school teachers said that my lazy otter has good qualifications and allows me to train with peace of mind. But I have no confidence, it is too lazy.
So I want to ask you to evaluate it. If the qualifications are good, I will think of another way. If the qualifications are poor... I may give up.”
Hearing what the other party said, Ye Yinchuan was speechless:
"Pokémon training is not just based on qualifications. And didn't you understand it in advance before choosing to raise Pokémon? Lazy man Otters themselves are very lazy and spend most of their time sleeping.
Since you have chosen to raise them, how can you just give up? "
Faced with Ye Yinchuan's question. .
The other party scratched his head in embarrassment and looked a little shameless:
"I haven't given up. Aren't you trying to figure out a way? The main thing is that the Pokémon school I study in requires you to raise Pokémon well and pass the exam before you can continue to study.
Otherwise I will I can only go to the factory to make screws, or work as a security guard.”
Hearing this, Ye Yinchuan was not angry:
"Don't blame yourself for poor training, but do you want to blame Pokémon? You'd better work as a security guard, and you can avoid more than ten years of detours. ."
[Haha, is the anchor so venomous today? 】
[You're right, he started in chaos but gave up, he's a scumbag trainer...]
"Anchor, please calm down. In fact, I know about the lazy otter. I heard that it is very active after it evolves. It's great, the training is very exciting.
I am a lazy person, so I just want to get rid of the lazy people once and for all. It saves me some trouble later. Plus I think the lazy otter has something in common with me, and I like it quite a lot. That’s why I chose to raise a lazy otter. …It’s so lazy that even I, a lazy person, think it’s too much!”
Ye Yinchuan also choked on his words.
He just noticed that this guy's name is Lazy Man.
I originally thought I got this name because I had a lazy otter.
Now it seems that the name is his code name. This guy is really lazy!
From the picture, you can see the messiness of the room. Diligent people will not be like this!
"You are so wrong, your brain circuit is so strange. You are so lazy, and you raise a lazy Pokémon. If nothing else, you must not train it properly..."
For this, Ye Yinchuan must criticize,
"I will help you check whether there is any problem with the qualifications of this lazy otter, and then you will give up on abandoning it. Honestly Let’s practice training!”
Anyway, since the other party is connected to me.
As a treasure appraisal anchor, Ye Yinchuan also wants to rectify the name of this lazy otter, and Ye Yinchuan cannot let it go badly.
The Treasure Appraisal Eye is activated, Lazy Otter’s panel display——
[Lazy Pokémon: Lazy Otter]
[Level: Level 10]
[Attribute: Normal]
[Gender: Male]
[Race value: D level (280)]
[Individual value: A level (189)]
[Characteristics: Lazy]
[Personality: Introverted]
[Evolution route: Lazy Otter-Hyperactive Ape- King of Asking for Leave]
[Skills: Catch, Yawn, Try Again, Lazy]
[Status: Slightly depressed]
[Trait: None]
After reading the Lazy Otter panel, Ye Yinchuan said:
“I have good news, and A piece of bad news, which one do you want to hear?”
【What are you doing? 】
[Full work? 】
The lazy otter was stunned for a moment: "Let's hear the bad news first..."
"You lazy otter, you are about level 10 now. If you want to evolve, you have to be at least level 18." Level up, that is to say, you still have a lot of It’s a long way to go.”
Hearing this, the lazy man collapsed a little:
“No, ah Se, I’ve been struggling for so long, I’m only at level 10, and I still need to upgrade to level 8. , I’m going crazy!”
Ye Yinchuan said speechlessly:
“Don’t you want to be settled once and for all? Now is the stage of labor...”
“What about the good news?”
“The good news is that Your lazy otter has an A-level individual value, and it is quite high within A-level. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is infinitely close to S-level."
On this point, Ye. Yinchuan is not talking nonsense.
It's only 1 point short of individual value, and it's S-level. Isn't it infinitely close?
It's the same as my own fire-spotted cat.
However, I have super influence, which directly promoted Huobanmao to the noble S-level individual value, the best of the best.
Ye Yinchuan would not look for trouble with other people's Pokémon.
"Wow! Is it true? It's close to an S-level individual value! The teachers at that school didn't lie to me! I thought they just wanted to motivate me!"
The lazy man said happily,
"It's a pity that it's not S-class, otherwise it would be more perfect."
Ye Yinchuan said: "You are thinking of eating shit."
That's it. For a lazy man like this, if he could meet a Pokémon with such a high individual value, it would be like smoke rising from his ancestral grave.
"Let me tell you, your Otter is a little depressed right now. Do you usually scold it or belittle it? This is not conducive to the growth of Pokémon, but will drag it down."< br>
Ye Yinchuan put it bluntly.
The lazy man disagreed:
"Frustrated? How could it be! Look at the way it is not afraid of boiling water. No matter what I say to it, it will not react! Otherwise It should be more upbeat and train well!"
Ye Yinchuan laughed angrily:
"You call yourself a lazy person, what about your mother and your teacher? Criticized you?”
"Alas! Stop talking, anchor. My mother scolds me every day, saying that I am lazy and just keep a lazy otter. In fact, I want to abandon it because of my mother's pressure. She said that I can only raise a lazy otter at home. Raise a waste.”
[Laugh to death, God can only raise a waste in his family. 】
【Oh, I really don’t know how to put it, these Pokémon are careless. 】
Although this statement is funny, what Ye Yinchuan sees more is the tragic core under the comedy.
“Let me ask you, are you sad when mom talks about you?”
"Of course it's sad."
"Have you sometimes thought about changing yourself, but you just finally mustered up the courage and wanted to take action, and your mother got there first and gave you a scolding , how do you feel?"
"Wow! That's terrible! Just like a few days ago, I was about to write. When I was doing my homework, my mother came in and scolded me. I didn’t want to do it immediately. I didn’t want her to think that I was doing my homework because she told me about it. I had originally planned to do it.”
< br>Ye Yinchuan sneered:
"I just want to ask you whether you are depressed or upset, right?"
"I'm frustrated, I'm heartbroken, I feel sad just thinking about it!"
The other party was honest, at least not harsh.
“I’m very curious, how would you feel if your mother told others that you are a dead pig and can’t be scalded by boiling water, otherwise her words would have been useful long ago.”
"Why do you say that? Her talking like that will only make me less motivated..."
"Isn't this right? What if you are a lazy otter?"
Ye Yinchuan stopped talking and just looked at the other party with a smile.
The other party was stunned, as if he was thinking about something.
The barrage floated by.
【The anchor is so awesome, it will make lazy people confused all of a sudden, haha! 】
【Yes, simple criticism will not make people progress, it will only make people become more negative! 】
"Anchor, I seem to understand a little bit...but I don't have a good way. Please teach me."
Seeing that the lazy man has awakened, but he also looks a little confused.
Ye Yinchuan sighed helplessly:
"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully. From now on, don't criticize your lazy otter anymore. Yeah, you're so lazy yourself What qualifications do you have to criticize it? Besides, it is the characteristic of the entire ethnic group. You are a lazy person among humans..."
Ye Yinchuan's words shocked the lazy man to pieces. He lowered his head in shame.
"Don't forget, the most important principle of Pokémon training is respect. You have to respect the habits of the lazy otter, let it lie down for 20 hours a day, and then train it when it is willing to move."
Hearing this, the lazy man looked bitter: "Ah... Then how do I know when it is willing to move? Isn't that too troublesome?"
"Look at you, you said it again. Don't listen, no If you're not happy, don't want both. If you want Lazy Otter to be diligent, then change yourself first. As long as you are diligent about recording Lazy Otter's activity patterns, how could I not know? I’m asking you, can you do it?”
“Yes…”
Ye Yinchuan raised his eyebrows and said, “Otherwise, you’d better be screwing, or being a security guard would be more suitable for you.”
"No, brother, I sincerely ask for advice. I will change it! I can! I can definitely do it!"
The lazy man saw Ye Yinchuan's "You are hopeless" look and hurriedly changed his words.
“Step by step, we respect Pokémon, but that doesn’t mean we have to be completely led by Pokémon.
On the basis of respecting their habits, we make some adjustments with them. , in order to achieve the goal of win-win cooperation.
Otherwise, the lazy otter is only willing to move around in the middle of the night, what’s the point for you?”
Ye Yinchuan also had something to say.
【That's right, it's hard not to support it! 】
【Yes, some people just respect Pokémon too much, turning it into doting or even unilateral support! 】
“The starting point is different. But everything is too much, that’s for sure.”
Ye Yinchuan continued,
"Actually, it's not just Lazy Otter that needs training, but also yourself. Don't forget that the trainers themselves have to be involved in Pokémon training.
You have to change your style and habits , when the lazy otter is finally willing to train, you cannot hold back, you must fully participate and mobilize the enthusiasm of the lazy otter
<. br>There are also preparations before training, such as formulating training plans and content, etc... You have to do it in advance, otherwise it will be difficult to achieve training results, especially for Pokémon like Lazy Otter."
A lazy man nods like pecking rice:
“I understand, respect, proceed step by step, and work together.”
"That's a good summary."
Ye Yinchuan also did not hesitate to praise.
This lazy man is still a student, very young, and he understands quickly.
Ye Yinchuan believes that if the other party can implement what he said, he will soon be on the right track.
In the near future, relying on this lazy otter to become a professional trainer is really not a foolish dream.
However, the process in between requires him to overcome numerous difficulties on his own, and it is not as simple as just talking.
"Lazy Otter, I will never speak against you again. We are all lazy, and no one has the right to speak against anyone, but we can work hard together to make everyone think highly of us and prove it to them. Look, lazy people also have a future!”
Lazy Otter, who looked like he hadn’t woken up from sleep and was feeling a little depressed, suddenly brightened up after hearing what the lazy man said. , actually got up from the ground, stretched out his arms, and wanted to hug the lazy man. [It turns out that this is what the lazy otter looks like when he stands up. 】
【There is a pink patch on my belly, haha, it’s quite cute! 】
"Remember, treat Pokémon as you would treat yourself or your best friend. As long as you treat it with your heart, it will not treat you badly.
And I told you, this The qualifications of the lazy otter are very good. As long as you train well, let alone let you go to school, you will have a chance to become a professional trainer!"
Ye Yinchuan finally remembers the point! Wake up and encourage.
"Yes! I will work hard! Thank you, host!"
"I wish you success! The identification is over, go down and settle down with your lazy otter!"
With that said, Ye Yinchuan disconnected the connection.
As for waiting for the lazy otter to evolve into a hyperactive ape, with completely opposite personalities, how will the lazy man get along with his Pokémon...
Ye Yinchuan doesn't worry about it for the time being. .
It’s useless to say it now, and you may not remember it if you say it.
Anyway, people in this world, including the lazy man himself, have a certain understanding of what a hyperactive ape is.
[User "Lazy Man" gave a gift: Poke Ball*1]
[Message: Anchor, I am a student and I have no money, but thank you very much! 】
Ye Yinchuan muttered slightly.
You can go to Pokémon school and become a professional trainer, but still have no money?
But it cannot be ruled out that parents have high hopes, save money and money, and hope that their children will succeed.
Therefore, even though there was only one elf ball as a gift, Ye Yinchuan accepted it with a smile.
It’s a free appraisal, so that’s great!
"By the way, I forgot to tell you, and I don’t know if your school teacher has ever taught you. That is the lazy otter. Although it basically doesn’t move much, it occasionally does it in the river. Long-distance swimming.
If you have the conditions, you can try taking Lazy Otter to a swimming pool or something for training.” , but I feel like buying swimming goggles, swimsuits, etc. is troublesome just thinking about it...】
Ye Yinchuan's face was filled with speechlessness.
Sure enough, human nature cannot change all of a sudden.
As for this person and his lazy otter, Ye Yinchuan can only say, wish for good luck!
"Okay, family, let's continue with the next connection."
Ye Yinchuan was too lazy to care.
He is not a nanny, nor a parent.
Having said this, I have done my utmost to be kind and righteous!
Yawning, Ye Yinchuan selected an online application.
@Crocodile Pa:
[Anchor anchor, there seems to be something wrong with my little saw crocodile. Can you please help? It seems very lackluster lately! 】
"Siltocrocodile, one of the Yusanjia series, a very popular water Pokémon."
Ye Yinchuan's heart moved.
The main reason is that he also likes Pokémon like Crocodile, but he doesn’t have many opportunities to interact with them offline.
Now that he can see it in the live broadcast, he is naturally happy.
【You have passed the online application of user "Crocodile Pa"! 】
[Connection successful! 】
"Anchor, anchor, please help me! My little crocodile has been acting very badly recently."
The opposite person was a middle-aged woman, which Ye Yinchuan did not expect.
However, the Internet is so big that it is full of surprises, and Ye Yinchuan is still calm and doesn't get surprised.
"Uh...Sister, tell me slowly, what's wrong? Where's the little crocodile, let me see?"
Ye Yinchuan originally wanted to call her aunt, but it always felt impolite.
“Oh, host, you can just call me Auntie, or Baba. You don’t have to call me sister. I’m old and I haven’t counted yet? I’m not used to it.”
< br>It was the other party who took the initiative to mention it.
Ye Yinchuan raised his eyebrows. You took advantage of me. You still want me to call you dad?
But immediately, he realized that he was the "tyrant" of bullies.
[Laughing so hard, how could anyone just call him daddy? 】
【Funny! 】
“I’ll call you Aunt Ba.”
Looking at the other party, her arms are very strong, she is definitely not an ordinary middle-aged woman.
I don’t know if it’s because he often does physical work, or if he’s in fitness, or if he’s just gifted.
"It's okay. That's it, anchor. My little crocodile has started to bite things for some reason recently, but its bite force seems to have dropped a lot. I'm very worried about its condition, and I want you to help me take a look. . If it doesn’t work, I’ll take it to the hospital in the next two days.”
Hearing this, Ye Yinchuan could understand.
Although it sounds a bit contradictory, I am worried and do not want to take it to the hospital.
But many people are like this. Even if they have a minor problem, as long as it is not serious, does not affect their daily life, or they can tolerate it, they are reluctant to go to the hospital.
One is that it costs money to go to the hospital, and the other is that the hospital is too troublesome, with queues, various examinations, and various procedures.
The most speechless thing is.
Sometimes for a minor problem, the doctor may not even prescribe medicine, but you still have to deal with it on your own.
People are like this, and Pokémon are the same!
"Well, let me take a look for you. If you find something wrong, you have to go to the hospital quickly."
The other party also nodded, took the camera, and walked into a room.
There is a cage covered with cloth, and you can hear the sound of the crocodile gnashing its teeth.
【Oh my god, it looks like a beast is inside, how scary it is. 】
[Upstairs, you don’t know, the little crocodile can bite everything into pieces...]
[It seems that people with psychosis also need to avoid light...]
Seeing the barrage, Ye Yinchuan's heart moved.
Madness is actually the rabies in the Pokémon world.
Pokémon in this real world, as a living creature, will have various diseases, and will naturally be troubled by viruses and the like.
In fact, in Pokémon works, there are also Pokémon illnesses, as well as the famous "Pokémon virus".
For Ye Yinchuan, these are not violations.
At the same time, some people actually don’t even know much about the little Sawtooth in the Yusanjia series.
He also took the opportunity to do some popular science:
"Although Little Crocodile is also one of the three water series, in terms of danger and ferocity, it is not comparable to the docile Squirtle. He was killed by Little Crocodile If you bite it, you will be seriously injured
Therefore, the small saw. Crocodile was popular for a while, but was later regulated.
It is a rare Pokémon that needs to be registered as soon as it is hatched. There are also strict requirements for breeders. "
In the Pokémon world, there is also a saying about the three families.
But there is some discrepancy with what was said before the time travel.
Probably in this world, the "Royal Three" refers to the "Water, Fire, and Grass Pokémon" that are particularly popular and popular in a certain period of time and in a certain area, and are selected and recommended for breeding. ", so Yusanjia is also divided into several generations. Each generation is different, but they are all called "Yusanjia Series".
The most common, widely popular, most practical and well-known first-generation Yusanjia.
That is, the series of Charmander, Blastoise, and Bulbasaur.
【Is it so scary? 】
[I searched, and it is said that as long as there is something that moves, the crocodile will have the instinct to bite it...]
[You must not leave your back to the crocodile! 】
“Don’t be too afraid. Basically, the small sawcrocodiles we can see are domesticated. If you pay a little attention, they will not be harmed. Unless, there are some special circumstances...”
Ye Yinchuan also thought about it at this time.
According to "Auntie Ba", her little sawgator has been biting things randomly recently, and there is a real risk of hurting people.
At this time, Aunt Ba had already lifted the cloth covering the cage.
I saw a small sawcrocodile inside, biting the fence of the cage, looking very ferocious.
Even the specially made fence has been chewed into holes. If it were an ordinary fence, it would have been chewed to pieces!
The small crocodile looks like a blue crocodile standing on two legs.
It looks a bit like a small dinosaur, with a very developed lower jaw, two canines on the upper jaw, and two rows of three canines on the lower jaw.
There is a "V" shaped yellow stripe on the chest, plus four red dorsal fins. Three are close together on the back, and one on the tail is farther away from the others.
The upper limbs have five claws and the feet have three toes.
In addition, the small crocodile's eyes are large and there are black patterns around the eyes.
It feels cool, both in color and shape, and a little cute.
This is also the reason why Ye Yinchuan likes the little crocodile.
"Oh, what's wrong with this child... He used to be very docile and obedient. But starting in the past week, he bites everything he sees."
Aunt Ba felt a little distressed and helpless.
It is like a parent who cherishes his child, but sees his child suddenly rebellious and self-mutilating, hating the fact that iron cannot become steel.
Ye Yinchuan admired the appearance of the little crocodile.
The panel also pops up with the activation of the Treasure Appraisal Eye——
[Crocodile Pokémon: Crocodile]
[Level: Level 13]
[Attribute: Water]
[Gender: Female]
[Race value: C level (314)]
[Individual value: C level (134)]
[Characteristics: Rapids]
[Character: Naughty]
[Evolution route: Little Sawtooth-Blue Crocodile-Dali Crocodile]
[Skills: Catch, Stare, Water Gun, Bite, Ghost Face]
[Status: Caries]
[Characteristics: None]
"Wait a minute..."
Looking at the panel of the Little Alligator, overall, there is no big problem.
But I saw the last state.
Ye Yinchuan's brows furrowed, and he couldn't help but show the same expression as "the old man on the subway looking at his phone."
"Caries? If I understand correctly, this should be... tooth decay, right?"
As his attention paused, Ye Yinchuan also came to a conclusion.
The truth seems to have surfaced.
But he still couldn't help but look at Aunt Ba and asked:
"Let's just say, what's wrong with this child? Aunt Ba, don't you know at all? Is it possible that you are the cause of all this?"
"Huh?"
Aunt Ba was at a loss when faced with Ye Yinchuan's sudden inquiry.
Obviously, she didn't realize it.
The way the little crocodile looks now is actually caused by her, who she thinks she cares about!
Today’s 12,000 updates are here! I challenge myself every day. Coding is like military training... Sometimes I am a little stuck, or I feel that I am not good at writing, but my writing level will not change much. Once I become more confident, I will be done! The story of Lazy Otter (Lazy Man) is over!
(End of this chapter)