Chapter 259 The Trap of the Victory Team
The sky is cloudless and the wind is beautiful.
Under the clear sky, the metropolis is very lively with people coming and going. It is the weekend. People who have worked hard for a week are bringing the old and supporting the young, and the whole family is going out for a spring outing with laughter and laughter. It is a happy time. .
But human beings' joys and sorrows are not the same.
Among the happy crowd, there are always interesting people.
Old lady Asama was sitting alone on a bench in the park, holding a handful of pigeon food in her hand. She stopped grabbing the pigeon food with her left hand for a long time. With envy and nostalgia in her eyes, she looked towards the children's area of the park. There was a A child is happily playing with the slide and sand, while his parents are watching over him carefully. Le Rongrong
"It's so good." Mother-in-law Qian Jian whispered with a smile on her face, spilled the pigeon food in her hand, and then struggled to pick up the shopping bag full of ingredients next to it. Leaving the park full of joy and smiles, she walked towards her dilapidated wooden house located between high-rise buildings.
At the far corner of the street, Dagu and Horii, who were wearing clothes with rivets and metal chains, a few strands of colorful hair, and tattoos on their necks, looked at their new images awkwardly. Especially the prying eyes of passers-by made the two of them feel ashamed.
“Do we have to dress up like this?” Da Gu was so awkward that he was almost twisted into a knot. He usually didn’t use any cosmetics, but now his hair was so shiny with gel water that even flies couldn’t stand. , I have never worn the strange clothes on my body.
Horii's appearance is also very different from his usual image. If it weren't for the temptation of concert tickets, he would have fled back to the headquarters and would never do such embarrassing things here.
"Can this really lead to that cosmic person?" Horii tugged on his clothes uncomfortably, and wanted to ask Chiba Makoto where he saw a street gangster dressed like this. This is too much. Stupid.
“You’ll know if you try it,” Qianye Cheng urged repeatedly: “Quick, quick, quick, it’s coming soon. I specially chose this place with no people. If it doesn’t work, Run right away, no one will see you."< br>
"I" Dagu is so tangled in my heart that I can knit a sweater. The thought of bullying a lonely old man makes me feel uncomfortable. Although I know it is an act and it is also to attract the aliens who have been kidnapping humans, but Still feel very uncomfortable.
On the contrary, Horii took a deep breath, his face full of determination, and said: "Daku, we are the victory team, nothing can trouble us, including acting, let's go, now we are the bad guys, um, Bad guy."
"Uh, okay, I'll try."
The two set off, Chiba Makoto hid in the corner and kept reminding: "Acting skills, acting skills, pay attention to your eyes, and act in a carefree manner, and..."
The old lady Asama was walking, facing each other. Two strangely dressed guys came. But she didn't pay attention and continued walking slowly, but just as she passed by the other party, the two sides collided. It was a very slight collision. The old woman did not fall, but the thin and small young man. He took several steps back and almost fell to the ground.
"." Chiba Makoto, who was watching from a distance, slapped his forehead. He didn't notice Dagu's acting skills. It was too exaggerated. Can you respect the objective facts? How did an old woman who could walk unsteadily treat you? He almost fell to the ground due to the collision, but this fit the character's profile of someone looking for trouble.
So, Horii, who is now a bad guy, immediately said: "How do you walk? If you don't watch carefully, you knock people down." "Me? Knock him down?" Old lady Asama looked at it The strong Dagu said: "I haven't said that you bumped into me. Also, where did he fall? He was clearly standing fine. Get out of the way. I have to go home to cook."< br>
"What are you cooking for? It's so unreasonable not to apologize when you bump into someone." Dagu also joined the battle, trying hard to portray the charm of the bad guy in a series of TV movies he watched overnight.
"You guys." Granny Asama glanced at these two guys who were wearing weird clothes and didn't look like good people. She was in a bad mood originally, but now it's even worse. She shook her hand and held it in her hand. I threw the shopping bag over. This was because I didn't have enough strength. I couldn't throw the shopping bag, which was not too heavy, otherwise it would have been smashed over.
The fruits and vegetables in the shopping bag fell on the floor. Dagu subconsciously bent down to pick them up. Horii hurriedly pulled him, pretending to be fierce, and said: "What are you doing? You threw it away yourself. , don’t want us to apologize.”
Da Gu, who had just picked up the two green onions, immediately straightened up, picked up the two green onions, and said, “Then these should be considered an apology. I forgive you."
"You, you." Mother-in-law Asama was so angry that she began to gasp, which made Dagu and Horii panic a little. They were quite worried about whether she would be angry or not. That's too bad, just book tomorrow's front page headline: Victory team members wear strange clothes and bully elderly people living alone on the street. They are suspected of being mentally disturbed due to long-term battles with monsters and excessive mental stress.
The two of them ignored the acting and hurriedly stepped forward to help the old woman, but to outsiders, it looked like two bad guys were about to pounce on the poor old woman. This was an act that was outrageous to both humans and gods.
So, when the two of them were about to rush to the old woman's side, two bolts of lightning fell from the clear sky and hit Dagu and Horii, knocking away the two people who were rushing forward.
Horii fell embarrassedly to the hard ground. He screamed out in pain, and his whole face almost wrinkled up, 'Ouch! Ouch! ' shouted, but Dagu next to him rolled on the ground after landing. When he got up, he saw a man whose whole body was silver-white, with only arms, feet, and red lines painted on his chest and back. The spaceman with two antennae-like tentacles was standing between them and the old woman.
"It's really coming out." Dagu hurriedly reached for the Victory Hypal Gun, but as soon as he moved his hand, the spaceman raised his hand, and his palm glowed with energy, and he was about to attack again .
Just as Dagu was about to dodge, the old woman who was blocked by the spaceman spoke up: "No, don't use violence. You can't use violence to solve the problem no matter what."
After such a delay, Dagu finally took out the Victory Hypal gun, and used one hand to pull Horii, who was lying on the ground screaming in pain, shouting: "Don't move, we are the victory team."
"Victory team?" Old lady Asama had a look of confusion on her face. She had heard this on TV, but they didn't dress like this.
"That's right, Victory Team, I've been looking for you for a long time, Planet Standel," another voice came from behind. Redel and old lady Asama turned their heads at the same time. Yesterday's volunteer was holding a A plastic toy gun blocked the road behind.
(End of this chapter)